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Stoner Morning Show

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"Whoa! Cool! News!"Stoner Morning Show (parody/comedy) is like every local TV morning show – except the hosts have overslept. It's the chillest talk show across the Multiverse.P.S. We do not condone any illegal activity JSYK. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stonermorningshow/support

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Episodes

  1. What happened at Stoned Laughs 11/11?

    Last Saturday's show was a blast. Let's talk about it! __ Just so you know... here's who was in the room: Stoned Laughs NYC Saturday, 11/11 @goliathcocina served food all night! Comedians 8pm Show: @ubthomas5th @luzmichelleinc @kknthecity @pedroblee 10pm Show: @the_real_acereyes @mrwaynecherry...

  2. Time Crimes with Valarie and Carlos

    We don't just talk about Shawn's philanthropic Time Crime idea. Carlos also goes into some Time Dilation observations. Maybe we get into UFOs but probably just barely. Also... if you feel we wasted your time with this discussion... if you feel we perpetrated a "time crime" against you...…

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  3. ChatBot Mantras to Confuse your Loved Ones and Astound your Rivals

    This is a guided meditation. ChatGPT contributed to the transcript. Breathe & Enjoy. Background Meditation Music: Celestial Theta Brainstems by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10150-celestial-theta-brainstems Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Intro…

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  4. 30 Days of Mental Strength & "Moby Dick" Jokes

    WARNING: All Moby Dick jokes are about whales. So don't be fooled by that evocative episode title. P.S. The 30-Day Mental Strength Challenge is much harder than it looks. But I know you can do it. Plus... hey... ChatGPT told me it's a good idea. After it tore the idea apart, of course. You can…

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  5. Doing More of Nothing

    I'll be going to DEF CON 2023 in Las Vegas. Prior to going, I'll be looking for past attendees and aficionados to talk to about their DEF CON experiences. I'm a DEF CON newbie. I also speak about "doing nothing" but barely talk about meditation. Actually... I might never even bring it up. --...

  6. Discussing Time Travel with ChatGPT: “The Future’s Safe Haven”

    I pitch to ChatGPT a Time Travel thought experiment I dreamt up that is sort of a mix of the Fermi Paradox and the Grandfather Paradox. ChatGPT then names it “The Ripple Effect of the Eternal Now” or simply “The Eternal Now Experiment.” We also talk about these concepts... “The Harmonic Node”...

  7. Edibles and Time Travel

    Brownies recipes... let's talk about em! Errr... uh... I mean... Time Travel! 'Cuz why not?! --- TimeMachineBlueprints.com Time Machine Blueprints on Amazon.com Shawn Wickens on IG @TimeTravelingStoned

  8. Quick, Random Interviews at Cannastock 2023

    Everyone gets the same questions... Here's a low-dose sample of the some of the fun to be had at the MJN CENTER in Poughkeepsie, NY. -- The next Stoned Laughs is Saturday, May 20th in Midtown Manhattan. Secret location sent to ticket holders. RSVP now!...

  9. Martin Mills & Cannastock 2023

    Recorded on a porch in Woodstock, NY. On a rainy afternoon. High on life... and "Strawberries & Cream". Martin Mills gives an abridged account of his diverse cannabis journey. Check out Cannastock on Sat, May 13 in Poughkeepsie, NY. Tickets here: https://www.cannastockny.com/buy-tickets You can...

  10. How I finished #1 in the Diamond League on Duolingo

    Hey... Shawn Wickens is learning Spanish on Duolingo. He recently racked up enough experience points to finish first in the Diamond League. Here's how he did it and why. ----- The following music was used for this media project: Music: Leopard Print Elevator by Kevin MacLeod Free download:...

  11. The Return of ”Random Zakes” Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (May 30, 2022)

    Don't get mad when we ask you for money. That's our job. Special Guests: Danit Sibs (stoner, comedian, lawyer) & Anya Jones (comedian, dog parent, wilderness explorer) --- Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, May 30, 2022

  12. "Zero Spoilers for Dr. Strange" Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (May 9, 2022)

    In this episode, we talk about Time Travel and we spoil nothing. Special Guests: Adam Christopher (comedian) & Michele Carlo (storyteller) --- Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre House Manager / Fact-checker: Adiel Kay Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday,...

  13. Ralf and Shawn have the "Same Moms” Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (April 25, 2022)

    Too much to talk about for this episode. It just hits full speed and stride. Special Guests: KiDané Kelati (fashionable comedian) & RJ Williams (North Coast) --- Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick,...

  14. "Surprise! We got Dog Tricks Now!" Stoner Morning Show LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard (April 18, 2022)

    This was a "wild" night with Ken (a color blind comedian) and The Snake Pit Underground Exotics (a small business owner). It was raining pretty hard outside. --- Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones Special Thanks to our friend, Photographer Eli S....

  15. "Shout-Out to Birthdays!" LIVE at The Tiny Cupboard with JezusTheBodegaCat, Zarif & JDel

    There were so many birthdays and near-birthdays and past-birthdays in the room. And our friend J Del drops by to debut a work-in-progress track off his upcoming album. Guests: Mariel Grullon and Zarif Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones House…

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  16. BONUS: 5-minute Meditation on Time Travel

    Relax and close your eyes. Listen to this regularly -- for 21-days straight (or even longer) in order to discover a deeper confidence in your ability to find the Time Machine Blueprints. --- Stoner Morning Show is recorded LIVE every Monday, 8:30pm at The Tiny Cupboard Bushwick, Brooklyn - NYC…

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  17. "Rated-R Smurf Movies" at The Tiny Cupboard with Joe Miles, Blaq Mx and MC Reef

    Yes, it really happened. Shawn pitched Ralf a Rated-R Smurf movie. Also there are some discussions about dreams and life. The audience gets into it... sometimes reluctantly. Guests: Comedian Joe Miles plus Hip Hop Creatives Blaq Mx and MC Reef Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre House...

  18. BONUS: Post-Show Freestyle with ShizZal, Blaq Mx and MC Reef

    Stick around after the show for some live Hip-hop from our guests: - ShizZal - Blaq Mx - MC Reef and more! --- Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, March 7, 2022 - 8:30pm

  19. Today is Shawn's birthday and this Episode is Fire* (with Ben Gelernter and Roey Rozen)

    *Fire-ish, punctuated with many moments of "steam"! We end up talking a little about Elvis and God. Plus there are plenty of mic drops. Guests: Ben Gelernter and Roey Rozen Hosted by Ralf Jean-Pierre and Shawn Wickens House Manager / Fact-checker: Anya Jones House Band: Zarif Photo: Eli S. ---...

  20. Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Bailey Pope and Brandon Scott

    Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, Feb 21, 2022 - 8:30pm After some brief technical difficulties this show picks up steam and doesn't quit until the end... or maybe after that even. Guests: Bailey Pope and Brandon Scott Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf…

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  21. Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Xavier Pearson and April Sickler

    Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, Feb 14, 2022 - 8:30pm Remind us what we covered in this episode so we can update this description. "Love" or "Romance" is probably in there at some point. Guests: Xavier Pearson and April Sickler Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf...

  22. Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Jeff Seal and Shizzal

    Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, Feb 7, 2022 - 8:30pm Vegetables, the Olympics, Mental Health and Graduation Ceremonies! Strap in! This episode goes everywhere. Guest performances by Jeff Seal and Shizzal. peterktheway on guitar. Hosted by Shawn Wickens and…

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  23. Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with David Rey Martinez & Ashley Sage

    Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, January 31 - 8:30pm Ralf intermittently practices intermittent fasting. Shawn has balance on escalators. Not only do we talk about how to regulate incels and the cannabis industry, this full episode is one big tease for one...

  24. Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with Nick Viagas (and surprise guest ShizZAL)

    Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, January 17 - 8:30pm Let Nick Viagas take you through a virtual tour of Brooklyn and the neighborhoods where he works and where his brother lives. He also tells jokes. One of the hosts is pretty baked (it's Shawn). Shizzal graces...

  25. Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with guests Ruben J & Miss Lissa

    Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, January 10 - 8:30pm The stoners talk art and sustainability with Ruben J. Miss Lissa swings by and we dive into astrology, life advice, social media and more! Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre House Band: Zarif House...

  26. Stoner Morning Show LIVE from The Tiny Cupboard with guests Colleen Kahi & Will Purpura

    Recorded Live at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC Monday, January 3 - 8:30pm Will Purpura brings the house down. Colleen Kahi sings some songs and shares some insight. We also talk about the new year and we hand out some free 2022 calendars. Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre...

  27. Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Dec 27 at 8:30pm

    This is the last live and in-person episode for 2021. We have high optimism for 2022. Comedian and friend to the show, Anya Jones is our guest. We talk about witchcraft and babies... amongst other fun topics. Hosted by Shawn Wickens and Ralf Jean-Pierre House Band: Zarif photo by Eli S. Much…

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  28. Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Dec 6 at 8:30pm

    Matt Vita freestyles about the illuminati (at the request of an audience member). Veronica Garza shares a little about dating (also at the request of an audience member). Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC. Tickets available at...

  29. Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Nov 22 at 8:30pm

    We dissect Jared Wilder's perfect haircut, Eli shares some of her philosophy on ethical street photography and Rob Cantrell takes us to some metaphysical places. Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC. Tickets available at…

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  30. Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Nov 15 at 8:30pm

    This is still a test recording. Moving forward, the sound will either get better or it'll be the same. Guests: - Jon Moskowitz - Adiel Kay Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny Cupboard in Bushwick, Brooklyn NYC. Special thanks to Dream Treats NYC. House Manager and Fact...

  31. Live from The Tiny Cupboard - Monday, Nov 8 at 8:30pm

    This is a test recording. Next week's actual recording may sound better or it may sound the same. Guests: - Shizzal - Lee Lan - The L.A. Road Trip Crew: Nate Adamsky, Christopher Michael Ward, Nathanial Sylvester and Nicholas Kalajdzic Stoner Morning Show is live every Monday night at The Tiny...

  32. 60-Minute Guided Meditation: Level-Up at Winning!

    Maybe you've already meditated for both 5 min and 20 min stretches. Try this on for size! It's a full 60 minutes. You'll hear stuff to imagine. Plus you'll get some meditation advice. And it'll help. Promise! ------------------------------------------------------ Peace of Mind by Kevin MacLeod...

  33. 20-Minute Guided Meditation: Manifest Courage & Wisdom!

    After you listen to our quick 5-minute meditation, level up to this 20-minute version. Scientists and gurus all agree that a regular meditation practice is really, really great for you. ------------------------------------------------------ background music: Garden Music by Kevin MacLeod Link:...

  34. 5-Minute Guided Meditation: Relax but also Feel like a Winner!

    Most guided meditations want to you to imagine sitting on a beach. That's great... but why not envision yourself overcoming adversity? Stoner Morning Show co-host, Shawn Wickens guides you through this quick and easy visualization of WINNING. Let's face some fears together and triumph over our...

  35. Life is Bleak (with guest Steve Ling)

    We're going easy on ourselves for the new year. Remember to reach out and check-in with one another. Steve Ling runs Improv NOW! which offers weekly improv classes & performance opportunities appropriate for all levels, even those with zero experience. facebook.com/improvnow meetup.com/improvnow

  36. Life is Bleak (with guest Jonathan Kaplan)

    Staving off the pandemic exhaustion by checking in with friends. You can follow Jonathan Kaplan here: @jonathankyall Plus check out Grading Animals: @gradinganimals and Mares and Kaps: @maresandkaps

  37. Life is Bleak (with guest Michael Newman)

    We're taking a break from having fun with this very limited series and reconnecting with friends to discuss how rough it's been. Reach out to people. Hey... we need each other. You can watch The Five with Michael Newman on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TheFivewithMichaelNewman/

  38. Pandemic Strolls and The Batman

    Ralf and Shawn simply absorb one another's vibes and listen to their thoughts. No time to edit this one, so it's absolutely "unfiltered". --- Also we're starting to Live Stream on FACEBOOK, TWITCH and YOUTUBE - Saturday mornings 10am ET. Find streaming links at StonerMorningShow.com

  39. Tom Bomb and the Psychedelic Pshyo

    Ralf, JQue and Shawn virtually hang with Tom Bomb as he shares some experiences from his Psychedelic Pshyo (Las Vegas, NV). Check out their next live performance of comedians, musicians and artists on shrooms, mescaline... or whatever Tom has on him. --- Follow them here:...

  40. Ralf and Shawn ZOOM about Bloopers and Commercials

    These guys talk about the 24hr Telethon Fundraiser they did, along with Lex and JQue, for the Brooklyn Community Bail Fund. Then Shawn and Ralf somehow get on sneaking into the kitchen for snacks in the middle of the night... plus some other stuff. P.S. You can still donate to that fundraiser...

  41. Freelance Journalist, BZ Douglas

    Podcaster and Musician, BZ Douglas, details his recent journey from activist to freelance journalist. You can support his work here: http://patreon.com/bzdouglas He recently exposed a Cleveland organization (really just one guy) using the name Tamir Rice to raise money, in spite of having no...

  42. Lex and Shawn get Serious

    Lex Morales is still in Thailand. Shawn Wickens is in the United States. They chill for about 10 min and then dip into a more serious discussion. @FunWithLex @shwickens

  43. Quarantine Sunscreen with filmmaker Christopher Wells

    Christopher Wells makes legitimate movies. He also gets high and births out politically-charged, low budget, fever dream comedy shorts. Check out his work at kpictures.com. Some of his performers are toys. His feature-length thriller 'The Luring' will premiere on Amazon Prime in June 2020.

  44. Stoner Morning Show at The Ithaca Festival Comedy Fest

    A quick plug for our "Live Stream" episode for The Ithaca Festival Comedy Fest. If you miss it LIVE, you'll be able to watch it over at our YouTube page. Much appreciation to Kenneth McLaurin for organizing the event.

  45. The "Instagram LIVE" Recap Episode

    Jason and Shawn relive the glory of recently hosting two separate Instagram LIVE comedy shows. They also share what's for dinner and they barely talk about running poorly. Tune in every Saturday evening @StonerMorningShow Recent guests include: @tomachilles @greedorium @robbyaces_standup…

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  46. The Hero Manny from Northeast PA

    Johnnie Occhipinti shares with Shawn details about his (sometimes) pro-bono "manny" life and how he recently had to manny his very own hot dad. Keep an eye out for a documentary about local folk hero and otter-enthusiast, Randall Crandall. @john_occhipinti @shwickens @stonermorningshow

  47. Lex and Shawn, Together while 15000km Apart

    Lex Morales is in Bangkok. Shawn Wickens is in Mississippi. An ocean separates them but they chill out and talk about Netflix, North Korea and some other things. Instagrams: @funwithlex @shwickens @stonermorningshow

  48. Ralf and Shawn Ketchup with Each Other

    Ralf is in New York, Shawn is in Mississippi. They talk about life and bike rides and UFOs. Also, check out Ralf's new album here: preciousgorgeousralf.com

  49. A "420" Zoom Celebration (of Abbie Hoffman, Tortillas & More)

    An episode of mini-interviews! Christine Marie talks about her life in Chicago plus Yippie Fest is now taking free submissions of artwork - http://www.yippiefest.com/ *** Starr Kendall of Brooklyn, NY (by way of Texas) encourages us to make homemade tortillas *** And we include a short excerpt of...

  50. Announcing the 4/20/20 ZOOM Smoke Fest

    Jason and Shawn update each other on their recent quarantine lives. They also talk about plans to host a worldwide "let's all get stoned together" ZOOM hangout. Sign-up here: http://www.stonermorningshow.com/420-zoom/ Follow Jason for some nature photography here @jasoncunnius

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"Whoa! Cool! News!"Stoner Morning Show (parody/comedy) is like every local TV morning show – except the hosts have overslept. It's the chillest talk show across the Multiverse.P.S. We do not condone any illegal activity JSYK. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stonermorningshow/support

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