Stop Watering Dead Flowers
by Stop Watering Dead Flowers
Ever replayed a moment from ten years ago and still cringed? Welcome to Stop Watering Dead Flowers - the podcast for anyone haunted by their worst decisions, awkward encounters, and facepalm-worthy life chapters. Each week, we dive into the messy, hilarious, and painfully human stories we wish we could forget—and learn how to finally release the grip they have on us. Through comedic conversations, non-expert insights, and a whole lot of compassion, we’re rewriting the narrative on regret. It’s time to forgive yourself, laugh a little, and stop watering those dead flowers! With Chris Forbes.
Episodes
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Ayo Adenekan, Sam Lake & Grace Mulvey LIVE at the Edinburgh Festival
It's a live Edinburgh Fringe special with Ayo Adenekan, Sam Lake & Grace Mulvey!Recorded at The Stand Comedy Club
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Jay Lafferty
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Despite Jay's claims, you can see her this year at the Edinburgh Fringe from the 21st to the 23rd with her WIP show Playback!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended…
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Anna Campbell Jones
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Robin Grainger
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Jo Caulfield
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. See her on tour at jocaulfield.com/live/Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Fred MacAulay
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Elaine Malcolmson
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Mark Dallas
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Chris Rutter
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Matthew Gallagher
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Look out, Matthew Gallagher's in the garden this week! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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50th Episode LIVE with Paul Black, Eva Peroni & Tom Stade
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Recorded 20th March at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow. Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Josh McDonald
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Jonathan Watson
This week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. This week we're chatting to star of Only An Excuse and Two Doors Down Jonathan Watson!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general…
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Michael Redmond
Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukThis week's episode is brought to you by Derek Gerrard Photography. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended...
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Beth Knight
Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe're joined in the garden by comedian and artist Beth Knight!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access...
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Zara Gladman
Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe're joined this week by the one and only West End Mum herself Zara Gladman!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon!...
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Ryan Cullen
Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe've got Ryan Cullen in the garden this week!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended…
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Kai Humphries
Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.ukWe're joined this week by the fantastic Kai Humphries!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to...
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Eleanor Morton
Tickets are on sale now for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Live Show at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow on the 20th May! Book now at the stand.co.uk Joining us in the garden this week is comedian and author Eleanor Morton!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon!…
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Daniel Petrie
This episode is brought to you by VIRR STAIG clothing. This week we've booked an appointment with Daniel Petrie! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Magda Pisala
This episode is brought to you by VIRR STAIG clothing. Joining us this week is one of the founders of Glasgow's Rude Cookies Magda Pisala! You can check out Rude Cookies on Instagram at @rude_cookies Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to...
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Martin Quinn (part 2)
It's the second instalment of a special double-sized episode with star of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Martin Quinn!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Martin Quinn (part 1)
This week is part one of a special double-sized episode with star of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Martin Quinn!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Ali Woods
Ali Woods joins us in the garden this week and he's on tour right now! Get tickets at aliwoodsgigs.comWant to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Sanjeev Kohli
Sanjeev Kohli, the star of Still Game, Look Around You and Fags Mags & Bags is in the garden this week! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Amanda Dwyer
We are joined this week by comedian and co-host of Material Girl Amanda Dwyer!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Amelia Bayler
Sponsored by Lochs And Rocks lochsandrocks.co.uk We're joined this week by the iconic Amelia Bayler! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Liam Withnail
Sponsored by Lochs And Rocks lochsandrocks.co.uk We have the wonderful Liam Withnail in the garden this week! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Kim Blythe
Our guest this week is the absolutely fantastic Kim Blythe! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Jack Traynor
This week in the studio we've got rising star of Scottish comedy and roastmaster supreme Jack Traynor!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Krystal Evans
We're joined today by comedian, author, star of Mitchell & Webb Are Not Helping, and host of the In Heat podcast Krystal Evans!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Tom Stade
Welcome back, hope you've had a wonderful festive break. This episode we're joined by the one and only Tom Stade! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Louise Stewart
Joining us this week is star of stage and screen Louise Stewart!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Gareth Mutch
We're joined by the delightful Gareth Mutch this week!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Darren Connell
This week on the pod we have our old friend Darren Connell!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Scott Agnew
This week we've got the one and only Scott Agnew in the garden! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Colin McCredie
Joining us this week is star of stage and screen Colin McCredie!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Conor Reilly
Joining us this episode we have filmmaker Conor Reilly! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Judith Ralston
In the garden this episode we have legendary Scottish TV personality Judith Ralston!*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public....
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Kate Hammer
This week's guest is comedian, improvisor and filmmaker Kate Hammer!*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts…
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Gareth Waugh
Joining us this week we have star of the new BBC Radio 4 series Humanwatch, it's Gareth Waugh!*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons…
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Raymond Mearns
This week's guest is the man, the myth, the legend Raymond Mearns!Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Mark Nelson
Up next we have comedian and host of the Absolute Cuts podcast Mark Nelson! Mark is on tour now with his show Liquid Gold.Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing. Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes...
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Grado
Our guest this week is wrestler, actor, presenter and legend Grado! Due to technical issues unfortunately this episode is only available in audio form Stop Watering Dead Flowers is sponsored by Don't Feed The Bears clothing.
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Ray Bradshaw
Our guest this week is comedian presenter and good friend Ray Bradshaw!*Unfortunately due to some technical issues this episode is audio only*Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe...
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Neil Bratchpiece
Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers This week's guest is comedian, rapper, cartoonist and The Wee Man himself Neil Bratchpiece!
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Des Clarke
Joining us in the garden this week is comedian, presenter and host of BBC's Breaking The News, Des Clarke! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at...
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Liam Farrelly
*Due to some technical issues the audio isn't at its usual quality*Our guest this week is Scottish Comedian of the Year winner and BBC New Comedy Award finalist Liam Farrelly!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes…
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Jordan Young
This week on the pod we have actor and star of River City and Scot Squad Jordan Young! Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
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Chris Thorburn
Our guest this week is comedian and friend of the show Chris Thorburn!Want to see more? Sign up for the Stop Watering Dead Flowers Patreon! Patrons get access to extended cuts of episodes before the general public. Subscribe now at patreon.com/StopWateringDeadFlowers
About this show
Ever replayed a moment from ten years ago and still cringed? Welcome to Stop Watering Dead Flowers - the podcast for anyone haunted by their worst decisions, awkward encounters, and facepalm-worthy life chapters. Each week, we dive into the messy, hilarious, and painfully human stories we wish we could forget—and learn how to finally release the grip they have on us. Through comedic conversations, non-expert insights, and a whole lot of compassion, we’re rewriting the narrative on regret. It’s time to forgive yourself, laugh a little, and stop watering those dead flowers! With Chris Forbes.
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