PODCAST · comedy
Stories Unlimited
by Dave Kasey, Don Woodard & Taylor Mason
Ad Man Dave Kasey, Comedy Writer Don Woodard & Comedian Taylor Mason tell their stories.
Episodes
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Pitch & Tech
Pitch & Tech
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Baby Talk
Pops > GrandPas They Say the Darnedest Things Doubling Down on Grandpa Anyone Want Pie? Looking for Signs Congratulations, it’s an… alien! Will He Be Ours? Every Baby Looks Like Edward G. Robinson No Rocking Chair Needed
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A Galloping Ghost Story
You’re Bananas! I’ll Give You The Shirt Off My Back Hi, I’m Rhonda ;) Blue and Orange?
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Autumn is a Warning Sign
New Pillbox Alert! Near Death on the Matterhorn A Meal for the Ages Anaheim > Zermatt Happy to Have Some Wheels When Am I Going to be an Adult? Saved by a Semi It’s Only a Puppet Somthin’ Special About Fall GROUNDHOG! A Lotta Promise He was a Prick Naughty Slideshow Roommates Gone Wrong Who Could...
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Whole Lotta Chokin' Goin' On
Kiss of Lime The Coolest Cat in Golf Ostracized Egrets Choking and Joking Maybe it’s Not About Music It’s Not Your Time Seven Layer Taco Dip Does Anybody Know the Heimlich? Welcome to the Pod, Tamara Kasey A Staged Rescue Future Fireman Between a Rock and a Foxhole Nelson “Nelly” Kasey Faces in…
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Yum, Yum Eat 'em Up
Mojito Dave Bandhas on the Boulevard Bananas. Sunrise. Chair. Those Gothic Numbers Live Lobster Delivery A Big Plate of Bacon Rainbow Beef Mom’s Not too Keen on Elvis The Man Who Walks the Earth My Salad “Exotic” Not a Tasting Menu!! Thank You Miami Cocktails
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Marauding Mascots
The Battering Ram “No” - Dean Smith Don, The Bumble Bee! Too Adorable Peking China’s Beloved Sister City Tree —> Lawyer Pipeline A Pony Stomped on a Ram “Volunteered” to be Mascots The Real Disgrace WE WANT ALBO Repel Them, Make Them Relinquish the Ball! Ragnar’s Path of Carnage Get That Duke…
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80 is the New 27
Stupid BBQ Things Serious About Jingle Bells Tony & Tina Got Married A Bad Year of the Post Office Audience Participation Wedding The Infamous Stripper Date There’s Gotta Be Stilton Cheese There …Here Comes the Relative Shout Out Mr. Whitman The Original Forest Gump The Louis Cape May Ferry Way...
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Toys to Men
Princess and the Pea Shooter No Guardrails Nothing Flew Truer The Heir to Rexall A Reason to Hate Math Chicks Dig the Yo-Yo So Many Ways to Put an Eye Out Rock Em’ Sock Em’ Robots Wife Ever Catch You With Legos? The Thomas Edison of School Kids Super Ball —> Super Bowl Lookin’ Like Smokey Burgess...
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"Break a Leg"
Bensalem The One Where Taylor Gets Mugged You Really Don’t Want to Mess with Me Leaving the Scene of the Crime Hecklers Step One: Put the Puppets Down Like Stealing a Blind Man’s Dog Mugged by the Police Emotionally Mugged by a Pilgrim A Magical, Methical Place The Great Boating Accident “Martin”
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Rock & ROTFL
Humidity, Slowly I Turn They Kept Changing The Maps Hoping For an Explosion Professors Made For Their Work And I’m A Walk-On An Excuse to Drink Coats & Ties **rehab** Can You Hear Me? Do You Care? How a Pianist Shakes Hands Who’s This Guy? 47 Stop Lights
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Games Without Boundaries
The Weather Report Clean Comedy A Tucked in Chihuahua OIL?! Pillows for Sharks Husband of the Year DODGE BALL!!!! They Let The Girls Play? The Swedish Gym He Tried… Face-First in the Asphalt Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah Trough Water Greasy Goose
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Let Them Eat Lettuce
Chrome Dome Don Woodard Blah Blah Blah Lost In The Mail Lettuce? In This Economy? Did He Really Make Those?? Kind of Cold and Difficult to Stir Fishbowl, A Contact Sport Newcomers Club Ya’ll Got Crawfish? Pinch the Head & Suck the Tail Carving a Cantaloupe I Know Who Wrapped This… Is...
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Viva Lost Wages!
The Festival of Heat No Left Hand Turn Dinner & a Show Venice to Venice in Vegas Toto > The Rest of the Cast Michael Jackson Resurgence $125 Coffee Cookie Jar & The Crumbs 7 Day Expiration Date Technicolor on a B&W TV In Favor of the House Move Wall Street to Las Vegas Laughs, Applauds, and…
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Playing in Traffic
Gambling in Kenosha Loveladies, NJ 47 Cardiac Events Not Anymore The Eggy Rambler 76,000 Potholes See-Through Pants Learn By My Errors He’s Seven… A Minister’s Road Rage Don’t Tell Me…
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In A World Of Ship
Go Squirrels Don’t Look at the Goat Once Upon a Time on a Bus in India Your Last Resort A Rolling Dog Bed Parrot Heads Svelte, Good Looking, and Well Educated What’s a Pineapple Doing Here? An Ode to Cruise Ships No AC Needed Happy Birthday, America!
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I'll Slap You Naked...
Summer That Refuses to Come In The Heart of The Amish One Word: Sopranos George Washington’s Cocktail of Choice Don’t Fall Asleep At Your Post! To Be Immortal You Need Not Be Eternal Whisper Whistle While You Work Sally Star…? Peacocks!!! Grilling to Spite Me Not One, Not Two, But Three…
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Anything Goes
Young Fawn Real Life Outsiders Jerry, A Cool Cat Chihuahua v Bear The Bad Guys Mystical Skunk Shamen Birdie ≠ Possum Jamboree?? Gang Mentality at Eight Explosives @ the Pinewood Derby B+???!! Wire Tapping Badge What Camp is About Someone Disappeared Ticket to Ride
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A First Time For Everything
Summer is Here No Paint Needed My First Show 35 Cent Shakedown How the Mason Family Does It I Loved Making Maps! Jesus’ Two-Page Resume Don’s First Laughs She Changed :/ Persona non grata Can You Imagine? The Steel Plow The Science Fair I Hardly Remember It An Acquired Taste Getting Away With...
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Greatest Story Songs Vol. 2
Ball of Confusion That Ain’t Right Killed a Man, What Can I Do! …Why Would You Want To? The Worst Lyricist Ever Born Karma, Dave Was He Even a Gambler? A Ruined Reputation Bar Fight Songs Who Hasn’t Dated a Horse Girl? Big Sunny & Cher Vibes Super Chicken ft. Don Woodard
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Greatest Story Songs Vol. 1
Why Wait for Nature? "actor" Blind Stories The Tallahatchie Bridge Rabbit Hole What’s With Johnny?! The Bottomless Lake An Earworm Running Bear Love Little White Dove 1950’s Version of Texting No Body Count in Hot Rod Lincoln The Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town Get To My Hat, That Is That Why...
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Unintended Consequences
Are There No Apples In The Stores? Shotgun Eddy Indian Guides; A Loophole To Gambling “You Might Not Want To Share This With Mom” A Sacrifice To The Chameleon Gods These Kids Played Us As Fools Guitar Man!! “Don’t Mind If I do” How Don Blew His Chance with Cindy Crawford Skydiving With A Death…
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Random Acts of Showbiz
So Beautiful They Named it After a Color Redneck Riviera Capital of Art Deco Twilly’s Everywhere! Professional Anaconda Hunter First Class Newbie Comedy Is My Mistress Comedians to Fill The Church The Juggler Who Couldn’t Here’s A Little Greggory Hines How Dare You Interrupt Me On My iPad!…
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La Donce Vita
Oklahomesick Shoutout Tauck From Polaris to Pompeii What’s Really Old? Ask Me About Bernini Careful, Don Getting Lost in the Moment The Biggest Celebrity We Saw When it Rains in Rome Robbed of an Earthquake I’ll Make That Stone a Tree Traditionally Bad Luck
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The GOAT Whisperer
Our guest, Rick Singer, shares stories from his long and winding career journey. He started with Dave at the NH&S ad agency in Chicago. Then moved to greener pastures at Kemper Sports Marketing, partnering with the PGA. From there, he moved east to work for the NBA, IBM and on to the Tiger Woods...
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The Year of Living Strangously
We All Love Italy And Forget About Florence Going to Hell in a Handbasket I Would Love to Write Jingles What Were We Thinking With the School of Journalism? It’s Like Putting a Hamburger Together It’s a Math Class…I Hate Math World Class Cockroach Killer Any Idiot Knew it was a Sunday Group...
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Play Ball!
You’ve Gotta See Italy What About Our Vacation?! Let’s Talk Baseball Running the Bases Backwards What Do You Think Now, Dad? Hey, These Aren’t Disco Records What Can We Do With This Crazy Guy? A Strike with No Tonic Not All Fun and Games I Believe The Was a Home Run A DUI at the Field The Golden...
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You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Looking for My Chihuahua You Know They Were Stoned The Shadow of Paul Simon Party & Bill Murray Taylor, The Hall of Fame Check Out His Bell Bottoms Come Out For The Team, Son! Trying to Make Stuff Up Opening Act to Opening a Hardware Store He Doesn’t Even Know The Words We Don’t Call This Stealing
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Who Are We Kidding?
Time to 86 Those Mothers If You’re Going Wild, At Least Have a Plan In Case of Fire Hey Football Head! “You Are So Mine” From Map Maker to Ad Man The Yin and Yang of Parenting You Really Don’t Have to Know Anything Until You’re 29 A Problem Solver By Nature
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Women Give Us Wiings
Don Knows Chili Woohoo A Blackboard of Knowledge Triumphant Female Teachers I’m Sure You’re Mrs. Someone So You’ve Got Opinions Too Steeped in Post WWII BS What If? The Road Less Traveled By A Winter-Green Piano Always Have A Book In Your Hand Bumble Boogie Real Life Shirley Temple
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One Movie Review After Another
Oscar Sunday Church Basements & Children’s Libraries 12 Most Random No Way to Escape Seen it 20 Times I Enjoy That It’s All Shakespeare Now I’m Senile to The Past Banana, Giraffe, Chair, Table, Camera Away You Three Inch Fool! A Mystery Or A Still Water Write It Down I Was The Gimp!
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The Kennedy Era & Aura
The Songbirds Are Out! Acolytes or Accolades Voice of Raison No One Can Escape the Kennedy Name 112263 Defining Dumb Holding a Grudge on Dallas Reading The Warren Report Senator, Once More With Feeling I Recognize This Kitchen… Chaos in the Movie Theatre A Legendary Tantrom Identity-Free Soccer...
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Spousal Amuse
Black Snow Enjoying Second Childhood Kingpins in Mexico Fashionistas Entertaining the Crew Which Way to Pet an Alligator Birthday Pickles …I’m a Coach There’s Water Everywhere A Little More Wicking How Do I Top That In Under Budget Styx at My Prom
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Creativity Springs to Death
This week, we're joined by filmmakers Larry and Terry Ziegelman, born nine minutes apart in St. Louis. They started their lifelong collaborations at an early age, drawing, painting, and even co‑directing plays in high school. After earning a degree in Art Direction, Larry was drawn to…
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 6
We're excited to welcome back special guest Ted Albrecht for the sixth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening…
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Masters of Mainstream
Arctic Antics Voices for Radio Dead People Got No Reason to Live Three Art Garfunkels Don <3 Bellbottoms Is That The Same Maria? Have You Gotten That Email? Eliminated in 1996 What’s In The Box A Salute to The Big Band Era 30 Seconds To Win It Catherine O’Hara Deserves Two Episodes Seeing Red
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Keep Them Doggies Rollin’
Dale Pelletier is a proud Chicago South Sider who has moved from Beverly up to the North Shore. You might remember Dale from a previous episode as “The Commish” of the world’s most fun & informative March Madness Pool. Walking on Frozen Grass Elmer Fudd Taking Care of the Snow Surf Instrumental...
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Beverly Hills Judge
This week‘s special guest is Jim Albrecht, a retired Superior Court judge who has (over)seen it all. Take a peek behind the robe as we discuss his experiences with the Menendez Brothers, the Billionaire Boys Club, and other top criminal cases you may not have heard of, but certainly should have....
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How Did I Get Here?
Our Impending Nomination Four & A Half Million Dream On How Did I Get Here?! An A-Lister’s Sob Story Sean Penn? Actor to Comedian Pipeline The Bag of Death Cut ‘Em Off Please Be What I’m Looking For Cindy Crawford Saved The Day! And I Got The Commercial Can You Say It This Way? He Lived The Dead
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 5
We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the fifth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening...
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Holiday 911
Plastic Bags & A Box of Food Playing Injured A Colorado Christmas Learn to Ski Better With Don “I’m An Actor!!” A Quiet New Years Eve After 5PM or on a Holiday Which River is it Anyway? Not Glen Orr Unsavory Characters Hole-less Shoes A Short Story Christmas Bad Secret Santa Epiphany or Lincoln’s...
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Quickmas Decorations
NOELson Airborne & Alert Flailing at the Grocery Store Hole Punch for Christmas A Tacit Agreement A Bandit of Badgers Not The Krampus More Inflatables Per Capita Moving Dots of Light The Merry Marros Annual Christmas Record Santa’s Hat Collection A Match Made in Christmas Heaven...
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A Close Shave
Wildlife Adventure Production Problems Feeling Jipped Gooooo Irish Christmas Already Happened Norelco Tripple Header My Dad Did That Better Kentucky Derby Winner Hair Hair Cut, or Hair Wax? Can’t Grow One Daddy Daughter Shave Cigarette? No, Give me a Coca-Cola Piano-Player = Good Person White Man...
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 4
We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the fourth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening...
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Birthday Boyos
Dave’s Supper Club Three Dogs & a Test Plastic Realism Alone Again, Naturally Surprised In A Lot Of Ways You Don’t Look So Happy… Dunkey? My Thesis on Ameritocracy I’m Gunna Puke. A Fresh 18 Car Rides Are Not For Birthdays Special Guests Beer Run Hatchets For Your Birthday
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How We Roll (Outta Bed)
A Giant Green Theatre Curtain Edited By An Eighth Grader What I Like About You! My Worry Period An Extension of a Sleepless Night I’m Not Listening To That Crap The Breakfast Con ADHD Before ADHD Was Cool The Littlest Hobo Boxcar Willy Bigger! We Swim Better When The Waters Cold Special Guest:...
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What ADHD Sounds Like
An Ode to Culver The Smell of Autumn Shout Out to The Amish! Rumspringa Scholarship Kitchen Scissors or Weed Whackers? What is Orange Anyway? Not My Dad Into the Fire Pit Highway Robbery That Woman at the West Virginia Turnpike Getting Caught in a Lie A Quick Foreigner Story 6 Foot...
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Scream Gems
Super Dog How Dare You! She Was An Evil Woman I’m A Piney From My Head To My Hiney The Actor’s Nightmare Don’t Unleash The Rat Sword Fighting Skeletons Dave Hates Joy Are You a Human? Woah Lassie! Merry Christmas
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It’s Raining Gelsingers
The Abandoned River Ridge Up Hill Both Ways Dave the Pyro There’s Always a Gelsinger in Your House Live Narration Chocolate Shake Lore Boys of Summer First Name Little It Was a Woman Some Things Never Change I Love Sleeping Under The Car! We’re Going Straight to Hell, Boys Indiana Ditch Weed
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Ted Talks Football - Vol 3
We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the third edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening...
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Ad Man Dave Kasey, Comedy Writer Don Woodard & Comedian Taylor Mason tell their stories.
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