Stories Unlimited

Princess and the Pea ShooterNo GuardrailsNothing Flew TruerThe Heir to Rexall A Reason to Hate MathChicks Dig the Yo-YoSo Many Ways to Put an Eye OutRock Em’ Sock Em’ Robots Wife Ever Catch You With Legos?The Thomas Edison of School Kids Super Ball —> Super BowlLookin’ Like Smokey BurgessBurn the Business Cards!The Second Naked GI Joe We’ve FoundMaybe This One Will Be Funny

Bensalem The One Where Taylor Gets MuggedYou Really Don’t Want to Mess with MeLeaving the Scene of the CrimeHecklersStep One: Put the Puppets DownLike Stealing a Blind Man’s DogMugged by the PoliceEmotionally Mugged by a PilgrimA Magical, Methical PlaceThe Great Boating Accident“Martin”

Humidity, Slowly I TurnThey Kept Changing The MapsHoping For an ExplosionProfessors Made For Their WorkAnd I’m A Walk-OnAn Excuse to DrinkCoats & Ties**rehab**Can You Hear Me? Do You Care?How a Pianist Shakes HandsWho’s This Guy?47 Stop Lights

The Weather ReportClean ComedyA Tucked in ChihuahuaOIL?!Pillows for SharksHusband of the YearDODGE BALL!!!!They Let The Girls Play?The Swedish GymHe Tried…Face-First in the AsphaltHello Muddah, Hello FaddahTrough WaterGreasy Goose

​Chrome Dome​Don Woodard Blah Blah Blah​Lost In The Mail​Lettuce? In This Economy?​Did He Really Make Those??​Kind of Cold and Difficult to Stir​Fishbowl, A Contact Sport​Newcomers Club​Ya’ll Got Crawfish?​Pinch the Head & Suck the Tail​Carving a Cantaloupe ​I Know Who Wrapped This…​Is This…Red?

The Festival of HeatNo Left Hand TurnDinner & a ShowVenice to Venice in VegasToto > The Rest of the CastMichael Jackson Resurgence $125 CoffeeCookie Jar & The Crumbs7 Day Expiration DateTechnicolor on a B&W TVIn Favor of the HouseMove Wall Street to Las VegasLaughs, Applauds, and Silence Put It All on Red

Gambling in KenoshaLoveladies, NJ47 Cardiac EventsNot AnymoreThe Eggy Rambler76,000 PotholesSee-Through PantsLearn By My ErrorsHe’s Seven…A Minister’s Road RageDon’t Tell Me…

Go Squirrels Don’t Look at the GoatOnce Upon a Time on a Bus in IndiaYour Last ResortA Rolling Dog BedParrot HeadsSvelte, Good Looking, and Well EducatedWhat’s a Pineapple Doing Here?An Ode to Cruise ShipsNo AC NeededHappy Birthday, America!

Summer That Refuses to ComeIn The Heart of The AmishOne Word: Sopranos George Washington’s Cocktail of ChoiceDon’t Fall Asleep At Your Post!To Be Immortal You Need Not Be Eternal Whisper Whistle While You WorkSally Star…?Peacocks!!!Grilling to Spite MeNot One, Not Two, But Three EarthquakesIrish Exit on the Fourth of JulyThe Volleyball of DeathDave is a Pyro…Again

Young FawnReal Life OutsidersJerry, A Cool CatChihuahua v Bear The Bad GuysMystical Skunk Shamen Birdie ≠ Possum Jamboree??Gang Mentality at EightExplosives @ the Pinewood DerbyB+???!!Wire Tapping BadgeWhat Camp is AboutSomeone Disappeared Ticket to Ride

Summer is HereNo Paint NeededMy First Show35 Cent ShakedownHow the Mason Family Does ItI Loved Making Maps! Jesus’ Two-Page ResumeDon’s First LaughsShe Changed :/ Persona non grataCan You Imagine? The Steel PlowThe Science FairI Hardly Remember ItAn Acquired TasteGetting Away With Murder?A Cliffhanger

Ball of ConfusionThat Ain’t RightKilled a Man, What Can I Do! …Why Would You Want To?The Worst Lyricist Ever BornKarma, DaveWas He Even a Gambler?A Ruined ReputationBar Fight SongsWho Hasn’t Dated a Horse Girl?Big Sunny & Cher VibesSuper Chicken ft. Don Woodard

Why Wait for Nature?"actor"Blind StoriesThe Tallahatchie Bridge Rabbit HoleWhat’s With Johnny?!The Bottomless LakeAn EarwormRunning Bear Love Little White Dove1950’s Version of TextingNo Body Count in Hot Rod Lincoln The Baddest Man in the Whole Damn TownGet To My Hat, That Is That Why Dylan is Dylan30,000 lbs of BananasGhost Dad & Ghost Rock

Are There No Apples In The Stores? Shotgun Eddy Indian Guides; A Loophole To Gambling  “You Might Not Want To Share This With Mom” A Sacrifice To The Chameleon Gods These Kids Played Us As Fools Guitar Man!!  “Don’t Mind If I do” How Don Blew His Chance with Cindy Crawford Skydiving With A Death Wish “Drop The Puppet!”

So Beautiful They Named it After a ColorRedneck RivieraCapital of Art DecoTwilly’s Everywhere!Professional Anaconda HunterFirst Class NewbieComedy Is My MistressComedians to Fill The ChurchThe Juggler Who Couldn’t Here’s A Little Greggory HinesHow Dare You Interrupt Me On My iPad!Shoutout to the Mother of my ChildrenA Doctor OvernightEveryone’s Mother

OklahomesickShoutout TauckFrom Polaris to PompeiiWhat’s Really Old?Ask Me About Bernini Careful, DonGetting Lost in the MomentThe Biggest Celebrity We SawWhen it Rains in RomeRobbed of an EarthquakeI’ll Make That Stone a TreeTraditionally Bad Luck

Our guest, Rick Singer, shares stories from his long and winding career journey. He started with Dave at the NH&S ad agency in Chicago. Then moved to greener pastures at Kemper Sports Marketing, partnering with the PGA. From there, he moved east to work for the NBA, IBM and on to the Tiger Woods Foundation. This week, he's finishing up a 5-year stint as an adjunct marketing professor.A Boomer in a Sooner StatePardon the InterruptionCareer Enhancing Opportunities Playing Horse with Dr. JJersey. Sports. Advertising.The Sweet 16The Lovable SnowflakesWorldwide David SternThe Weirdest MeetingA 2 Hour Pop QuizNDAs GaloreHolding the Torch21 Masters and No Green JacketLucky Number 7Bring The Paint Chips DownGet Comfortable Being UncomfortableFollowed in RioGirl From OklahomaLittle Patriots 

We All Love ItalyAnd Forget About Florence Going to Hell in a HandbasketI Would Love to Write JinglesWhat Were We Thinking With the School of Journalism?It’s Like Putting a Hamburger TogetherIt’s a Math Class…I Hate MathWorld Class Cockroach KillerAny Idiot Knew it was a SundayGroup ProjectsAdvertising Can Solve EverythingYou’re Working Here?A Room Full of SuitsThe Characters of MedillThe Call Coming From Within the HouseBravos!

You’ve Gotta See ItalyWhat About Our Vacation?!Let’s Talk BaseballRunning the Bases BackwardsWhat Do You Think Now, Dad?Hey, These Aren’t Disco RecordsWhat Can We Do With This Crazy Guy?A Strike with No TonicNot All Fun and GamesI Believe The Was a Home RunA DUI at the FieldThe Golden TeeI’m Outta HereField of Dreams, Field of DramaDough Boy v Gayle SayersI Messed With Superstition

Looking for My Chihuahua  You Know They Were Stoned The Shadow of Paul Simon Party & Bill Murray Taylor, The Hall of Fame Check Out His Bell Bottoms Come Out For The Team, Son! Trying to Make Stuff Up  Opening Act to Opening a Hardware Store He Doesn’t Even Know The Words We Don’t Call This Stealing

Time to 86 Those Mothers If You’re Going Wild, At Least Have a Plan In Case of Fire Hey Football Head!  “You Are So Mine”  From Map Maker to Ad Man The Yin and Yang of Parenting You Really Don’t Have to Know Anything Until You’re 29 A Problem Solver By Nature

Don Knows Chili WoohooA Blackboard of Knowledge Triumphant Female TeachersI’m Sure You’re Mrs. SomeoneSo You’ve Got Opinions TooSteeped in Post WWII BSWhat If?The Road Less Traveled ByA Winter-Green PianoAlways Have A Book In Your HandBumble Boogie Real Life Shirley Temple

Oscar SundayChurch Basements & Children’s Libraries12 Most RandomNo Way to EscapeSeen it 20 TimesI Enjoy ThatIt’s All ShakespeareNow I’m Senile to The PastBanana, Giraffe, Chair, Table, CameraAway You Three Inch Fool!A Mystery Or A Still WaterWrite It DownI Was The Gimp!

The Songbirds Are Out!Acolytes or Accolades Voice of RaisonNo One Can Escape the Kennedy Name112263Defining DumbHolding a Grudge on DallasReading The Warren Report Senator, Once More With FeelingI Recognize This Kitchen…Chaos in the Movie TheatreA Legendary TantromIdentity-Free Soccer BallRemember me?

​Black Snow​Enjoying Second Childhood​Kingpins in Mexico​Fashionistas​Entertaining the Crew​Which Way to Pet an Alligator​Birthday Pickles​…I’m a Coach​There’s Water Everywhere​A Little More Wicking​How Do I Top That​In Under Budget​Styx at My Prom

This week, we're joined by filmmakers Larry and Terry Ziegelman, born nine minutes apart in St. Louis. They started their lifelong collaborations at an early age, drawing, painting, and even co‑directing plays in high school.After earning a degree in Art Direction, Larry was drawn to advertising, where he created prizewinning campaigns and Super Bowl spots. He’s now morphed into directing big commercial ideas along with creating his own celebrated web series and music videos.Terry studied Computer Animation and went on to work on memorable feature films, including Robots, Ice Age, and Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. He’s also written and directed his own highly lauded short films.Thankfully, they are still collaborating—now creating original, award-winning short films and combining their unique skills to push their inventive narratives forward. The Night We Meet DeathThe Good Place Meets 24A Lot More Fun Than My Own DeathYou’ve Gotta Watch The Rest…I’ve Never Made The Big Sale!Locals?A Day And A HalfA Whole New WorldHormedy Fighting About FightingYounger & More PersonableLet’s Go Mort!

We're excited to welcome back special guest Ted Albrecht for the sixth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGNPunt Punt Punt Punt FumbleCompetition With The BillsSeventy.Nine.Yards.I’m Tired of PlayingA Hard WatchStop Babbling, PleaseGo Ahead, I’ll WatchShe Knows How To Get TwoGiants Out Of MidgetsSpygateKibbles & BitsRocky Horror Kinda Sucks An Apocryphal TaleYou won’t find my name there!

Arctic AnticsVoices for RadioDead People Got No Reason to LiveThree Art GarfunkelsDon <3 BellbottomsIs That The Same Maria?Have You Gotten That Email?Eliminated in 1996What’s In The BoxA Salute to The Big Band Era30 Seconds To Win ItCatherine O’Hara Deserves Two EpisodesSeeing Red

Dale Pelletier is a proud Chicago South Sider who has moved from Beverly up to the North Shore. You might remember Dale from a previous episode as “The Commish” of the world’s most fun & informative March Madness Pool. Walking on Frozen GrassElmer Fudd Taking Care of the SnowSurf InstrumentalI’ve Gotta Have a Hotdog Cart!Endless Jar of RelishChicago is a Clean TownHere’s Where The Wheels Fall OffCall The Paddiwagon Everybody’s Irish Auto RowTaking The Business To The Next LevelMagic PanThe Great Circle of Food LifeCultural DifferencesTaking A Stand on FoodThe Last Scene In The MovieA Force in Comedy

This week‘s special guest is Jim Albrecht, a retired Superior Court judge who has (over)seen it all. Take a peek behind the robe as we discuss his experiences with the Menendez Brothers, the Billionaire Boys Club, and other top criminal cases you may not have heard of, but certainly should have. All rise for Judge Jim.​From The Ridiculous To The Sublime​A Day In The Life​Billionaire Boys Club​To Do: Buy Gun​A Pittman Bear Hug​Allegedly?​Privileged Information…or not​Imperfect Self-defense​Buddy Will Never Be The Same​Exorcism Gone Wrong​Busted On The Bench

Our Impending NominationFour & A Half MillionDream On How Did I Get Here?!An A-Lister’s Sob StorySean Penn?Actor to Comedian PipelineThe Bag of DeathCut ‘Em OffPlease Be What I’m Looking ForCindy Crawford Saved The Day!And I Got The CommercialCan You Say It This Way?He Lived The Dead

We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the fifth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. A Walk-on’s ReplacementThe Powers That Be19 v 24The Game to WatchCould Miami Go All The Way?Charlie. Weis. Junior.The Great Coach Swap of 2026Things Have to Fall Flat FirstLocked Into The TVInto The Pit

Plastic Bags & A Box of FoodPlaying InjuredA Colorado ChristmasLearn to Ski Better With Don“I’m An Actor!!”A Quiet New Years EveAfter 5PM or on a HolidayWhich River is it Anyway?Not Glen OrrUnsavory CharactersHole-less ShoesA Short Story ChristmasBad Secret SantaEpiphany or Lincoln’s BirthdayBernie And The Nets

​NOELson​Airborne & Alert​Flailing at the Grocery Store​Hole Punch for Christmas​A Tacit Agreement​A Bandit of Badgers ​Not The Krampus​More Inflatables Per Capita ​Moving Dots of Light​The Merry Marros​Annual Christmas Record​Santa’s Hat Collection​A Match Made in Christmas Heaven​Village Destruction

Wildlife AdventureProduction ProblemsFeeling JippedGooooo IrishChristmas Already HappenedNorelco Tripple HeaderMy Dad Did That BetterKentucky Derby Winner HairHair Cut, or Hair Wax?Can’t Grow OneDaddy Daughter ShaveCigarette? No, Give me a Coca-ColaPiano-Player = Good PersonWhite Man OverbitesOne Upped By _____

We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the fourth edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. Mani Pedi Dilema Grey T-Shirts & Grey SweatshirtsI Was The Guy Who Shoveled Abandoning Ole MissWhat Game?Give It Ten WeeksThat’s My JobHot Dogs for EveryoneeeeeWe Will Always Be a WeWe’ll Take Him!

Dave’s Supper ClubThree Dogs & a TestPlastic Realism Alone Again, NaturallySurprised In A Lot Of WaysYou Don’t Look So Happy…Dunkey?My Thesis on AmeritocracyI’m Gunna Puke.A Fresh 18Car Rides Are Not For BirthdaysSpecial GuestsBeer RunHatchets For Your Birthday

A Giant Green Theatre CurtainEdited By An Eighth GraderWhat I Like About You!My Worry PeriodAn Extension of a Sleepless NightI’m Not Listening To That CrapThe Breakfast ConADHD Before ADHD Was CoolThe Littlest HoboBoxcar Willy Bigger!We Swim Better When The Waters ColdSpecial Guest: Wayne NewtonLower The Camp GlowFlat Top With FendersNow, I’m CurlyHappy Birthday Dave! 

​An Ode to Culver​The Smell of Autumn​Shout Out to The Amish!​Rumspringa Scholarship​Kitchen Scissors or Weed Whackers?​What is Orange Anyway?​Not My Dad​Into the Fire Pit​Highway Robbery​That Woman at the West Virginia Turnpike​Getting Caught in a Lie​A Quick Foreigner Story​6 Foot Deep Op

Super DogHow Dare You! She Was An Evil WomanI’m A Piney From My Head To My HineyThe Actor’s NightmareDon’t Unleash The RatSword Fighting Skeletons Dave Hates JoyAre You a Human?Woah Lassie! Merry Christmas

The Abandoned River RidgeUp Hill Both WaysDave the PyroThere’s Always a Gelsinger in Your HouseLive NarrationChocolate Shake LoreBoys of SummerFirst Name LittleIt Was a WomanSome Things Never ChangeI Love Sleeping Under The Car! We’re Going Straight to Hell, BoysIndiana Ditch Weed

We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the third edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. Bob HopeExcuses, Excuses 7 Penalties in 70 Yards Who’s Indiana? Analytics Before Analytics Were CoolThe Most Important PlaysFell Out of a Palm TreeHis Train Quit-A-Rolln’Suicided

Waxing Poetic I Have a ConditionHopefully No One Used Those MapsI’m Lost.Lead By a Little DogThe Driving BookRun, Don’t WalkI Drank The WaterRecalculating…Recalculating…Lost in The CornfieldsPeach Tree WayRambling in RomeTaylor Loses It

How Did I Get Here?Household NameConway Is In A Lot of TroubleDave @ The Royal WeddingFrosted TipsWhat Hasn’t Taylor Done?Choking On BugsThe Famous Auction SongYou’ll Never Work With Him Again! My First Disney CruiseJust Wait Until I Come Back Around What Does Love Have To Do With It?

My Dog, FridayHe’s Always Welcome in Our HouseMarch of the AnimalsPigeon-Toe’d Pitbull Hated By Cats“Work Trip”Piano Playing PupThe Issue With HogsPet Trauma Origin Story“Have You Ever Smelled Raw Mice Babies?”Dave is a Serial KillerGoldfish Gymnastics

Brooke Correll returns to our podcast to talk wine!Many moons ago, Brooke and Dave worked together in the beer business. You may recall a previous episode, where we told tales about Spuds MacKenzie and other adventures in beer advertising. Since those glory days, Brooke left the keg party behind for the world of fine wine. Her first foray into the wine biz was in 1999, at internet start up WineShopper.com. When the internet bubble burst, she landed at Clos Du Val winery in beautiful Napa Valley. For the last twenty years she’s consulted for wineries in California, Oregon and Washington state. She lives in Charlottesville, Virginia, which has become a rather renowned wine region in its own right.​What Pairs with Chicken Penang?​Goodbye Razor Scooter​No Flowers? No Wine.​Dot Com Boom!​Getting Swanky​The Cabaret, My Friend ​Winery Know-It-All​The Judgement of Paris​“We’ll Do Whatever We Want”​Wine Country Follows Brooke​Childish Nicknames

We're excited to welcome back special guest, Ted Albrecht, for the second edition of Ted Talks Football. Ted starred as an OL in a high-powered offense at Cal-Berkley, earning All-American honors. As the first-round draft choice of the Chicago Bears in 1977, Ted spent the next 5 seasons opening gaping holes for the great Walter Payton. He's now a long-time analyst for Northwestern Football on WGN. Wednesdays Without FootballPrepping for SeasonHow to Keep the Vibes HighI Do Have a Life…Waco, The Whole Place is the Middle of NowhereDon’t Spit on the QuarterbackWhere’s the Broom?A Humble Signing BonusYou Snot Boogered Him! Sam, Mike & WillHuman Dart BoardThe Ultimate Walter Payton Prank

Possum TossingBBU v TCUWrigley Field BuzzSuper Bowl Secret WeaponAre You Happy Now?Unruly Fans in PhillyMantini ManiaA Little Bee Someone Save DonEagles v Cowboys Craziest Bet of All Time

Let There Be Sound! Yeild…Quality EducationTell Neil Young To Go To HellForrest Gump of Real LifeYour Name is Whatever They Tell You it is Free Food & GirlsBuddy Guy’s PropsNO THREE PRONGED PLUGS!They Had AttitudesHe Didn’t Apply HimselfGood Old-Fashioned Dorm DanceIt Was The 70s!Brotherhood of the Traveling RefrigeratorDumpsters of BeerNew Trier is Known for One ThingWhat’s That Word…Preppy

Can’t Even Mention The Name SamLook In The Tent!Never-Ending Tub of KetchupCheerie-B’sGrab a Yellow HighlighterMmmm….Maple CookiesWhat a Name!Roadkill ButchersGreen Vegetation Taking OverOpen InviteMooching Birthday CakeGLGAT