Story-Time

Guest Matt Stephens joins to talk some semen retention after I speak at length about how weird and deadly men's autoerotic lifestyles are getting

I talk about smoking far too much loud, A guy gets too drunk and almost lights his apartment on fire, Highschoolers are acting way too old, A dude ditches his friends on LSD.

My local elementary school has pegged me as a safety threat for unfair reasoning, A woman huffs computer duster at Rite Aid, the wrong whole, and much more

I sit down with AJ Galante from Untold: Crime and Penalty on Netflix, He was the president of the Danbury Trashers UHL hockey team at age 17.

I talk about why I've been gone, The news, Marshawn Lynch, Contractors, Wokeness, and other things in my first podcast in about 8 months. I'm back and ain't goin nowhere.

I talk about ghosts, having a positive attitude, throwing sauce packets at passing cars for fun, and so many more things

I talk about my 2nd grade teacher, Someones bearded dragon commits suicide, some vile humans do sex in Walmart, and much much more

I talk about discipline, Seeing your friends parents have sex, little people, and some other things

I talk about pooping at a music festival, models pulling their titties out in public, the Executive Chairman of BP Oil, how I got my new job as a butcher, and many many more things

I talk about vaping, veganism, religion, college, and other things

I talk about smoking, and I tell the story of How I got my 9th Grade English Teacher Fired

Mental Health/Getting things stuck in your nose/Accidentally playing porn on your parents' AirTV

Childhood: When I almost got abducted by a sex offender/My 5th birthday party

Little Debbie snacks/Can I be high for the rest of my life/Why are all of my friends fake

My vacation in which I could have died in a car accident, and was almost arrested.. and how these things make me feel

The Sandwich Incident

I hooked up with my friend's crush/I like to be dominated/Dating in the workplace and my angers with society's lack of social skills

Farting at baseball tryouts/Shitting yourself at the Club/Doing meth on accident/Life advice

The Father-daughter Relationship/Saving it for marriage/Drunk Driving

Shitting on the floor and blaming your dog/Acceptance in a relationship/Turning a woman into a lesbian/Start jogging.

I got black I got white whatchu wan/Pissy pants/The infamous hulk/Dating a chick with Cerebral Palsy.

International pussy eating/Riff Raff, and my possibilities of being white rapper/Sharing a woman with your cousin.

Swindling rich old married men/Hand-jobs/Off brand Plan-B/Outsourcing your hookups/Shrooms.

Country music/Serving alcohol to the special needs/Ruining a date by sharting/Giving your man Chlamydia/Shaving your pussy in public.

Jerking it to your boy clapping cheeks/Chicks with purple hair/Jerking it in school.

No sex before marriage/Ex girlfriends/Smashing on the first night/Titty milk.

Fucking inanimate objects/DP/Prematurely nutting.

Wack pussy/Motherly love/I love giving head/Life alert.

Grandma's house/So no head?/Meeting the fam/Sisters VSCO

Pooping on roommates laptop/Stealing a car while drunk.

Zucchini Pussy/Take in my chocolate/Poopy Dick.

Broken phone during sex/Lake drones, Bluetooth Masturbation

Bestiality for money/Poo on the walls 

Cocaine and sex/Panera Bread and sex/Missing work and sex.

Opening door for women/My pal Dusty/Not buying Plan B.

Have a foot fetish/Spitting the bill on the date.

Bad tinder date/Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Sharing a pocket pussy with your boys/handling a breakup.

Beating off at work/Sex on your HS turf.

When your dad finds your flesh light.