Storylords

Jeff's back! Josh is back! Rich is STILL here! The Lords have finally reunited to tell us three beautiful tales in three genres, based on two prompts, with infinite laughs once again! These ones are good, too or your money back*! Hosted by: Rich Masters Edited by: Josh Henderson Art by: Jeff Pennington Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh couldn't make it this episode so we decided now would be the perfect time for Rich to drop a BEHEMOTH fully serious (and incredible!) cutting edge sci-fi story on you! SURPRISE! Also Jeff is there interrupting with a stupid joke every couple minutes so you know it's still a Lords episode. Hosted by: Rich Masters Edited by: Josh Henderson Art(?) by: Jeff Pennington Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

GUEST STARRING SPIVZY! While Jeff is trapped in Paris without a flight, Spivzy subbed in as co-host and our favorite lords got reeeeaaaall quiet. Or at least something in their story did. I'm gonna real with you, I was the one trapped in France so I dunno what the heck even happens in this one. It's probably good. Hosted by: Rich Masters Edited by: Josh Henderson Art by: Jeff Pennington Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 4 STARTS HERE! Josh proves that even reading about cool cryptids is for dead losers, Rich divines a very realistic future where robots hunt humans for breaking TOS, and Jeff creates yet another deplorable character to get haunted by a spooky whatever. WE'RE BACK BABY! Hosted by: Rich Masters Edited by: Josh Henderson Art by: Jeff Pennington Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

While we gear up for the beginning of our FOURTH SEASON (holy crap time is slipping through our fingers) we asked our wonderful audience to send us questions and WOW we got a lot! So settle in with a snack and stay hydrated cause we got three straight hours of q's, a's, tangents, jokes, and fun that you'll most assuredly have to take some breaks during! Hosted by: Rich Masters Edited by: Josh Henderson Art by: Jeff Pennington Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

The Season 3 Finale of Storylords is here! Adam Frankenstein arrives at the end of of the line, the fate of Daranos is finally decided, and every star in the Omniverse comes into alignment! NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME! ...or will it? NO!! Or...? Hosted by: Rich Masters Edited by: Josh Henderson Art by: Jeff Pennington Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich weaves his fractured fairytales towards an unforgettable finale, Josh brings war and destruction to the doorstep of his unlikely freaks I mean heroes, and Jeff's Frankensteinian fable ramps up to a final confrontation you won't wanna miss! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh's most pepperoni powered player finds himself outfoxed, Jeff's pugilistic private eye ends up marooned, and Rich's storylines splits into fractals of twisted fate! Also there's WINDMILLS! Someone's probably psyched about that, somewhere. Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh delves into the deep, dank recesses of the mind of Flyman, Jeff introduces the true members of the Triple Six Society, and Rich's worlds collide when a heist goes belly-up! STORYLORDS, BABY! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

GUEST STARRING VIDAZEN!! Jeff deepens the mystery of the Triple Six Society, VidaZen/Greg, our beautiful guest star, takes a turn spookin' your peen off, Rich goes full Oceans 11 in outer space, and Josh forges the unlikeliest of alliances! Also there are a lot of kangaroos for some reason. Find all the juiciest information about VidaZen/ our pal Greg at https://vidazen.carrd.co/ Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich gifts us a life or death scenario with a villain you won't see coming, Josh brings fan-favorite(?) Reesez the Wise back into the fold, and Jeff begins a new multi-part mystery starring a familiar dick! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff takes us all on a relaxing field trip into horrors unknown, Josh brings heroes together at the end of the world (and a murkmonk), and Rich shows us the real dangers of conformity but maybe also the upsides?? You figure it out! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh brings sexy new armor with and WITHOUT crotches, Rich gives us a fiery new heroine with a big iron on her hip, and Jeff drives us deep into the heart of madness beneath the earth at our feet! STORYLORDS!! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

It's time again for a mid-season break Q&A Spectacular episode! That means no stories need to be written, keep that in mind especially for no particular reason, and instead we're answering some questions that might elucidate the process of this BS we do for you, the audience! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?) Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh brings us back to the pain mines to dance our troubles away, Rich ups the ante on action and suffering for better ratings, and Jeff brings unchecked delirium and horrible regret to the table again! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich unveils the hidden secret behind a lottery that gives you a better life, Jeff returns to the mystery of what the heck is even happening to Johnny Long, and Josh showcases that sometimes the buck-nastiest worlds take their toll just as hard as ours! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff drops a tale of a long-awaited duo doin' what they do, Rich digs deep into a brand new worlds' darkest secret, and Josh sends The Flamingos on their most dangerous, and heart wrenching, mission yet! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

YOU ASKED AND NOW WE'VE ANSWERED! Two hours plus of e-mails sent in by lovely listeners like yourself that we painstakingly answer with either the truth or at least a pretty good joke. It's a smorgasbord of Q's and A's! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff dives into the deepest, darkest recesses of the mind, Rich reveals just how bad it can possibly get in the Omniverse, and Josh finally gets back to a story YOU, yes you, have been waiting for forever! THE MID-SEASON CLIFFHANGER EP! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh's story goes completely off the rails, Rich's tale delves into the psyche of a human jock strap AND makes you care about him, and Jeff's tales diverge into comedy and tragedy at the intersection of STORYLORDS! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich proves that if science CAN go wrong, it WILL go wrong, Jeff pulls the curtain back on the REAL monsters behind Wall Street, and Josh copyright infringes a song JUST enough to get us into trouble on THE RETURN OF STORYLORDS! Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 3: EPISODE 9 It's the April Fools Switcheroo! What do you mean it's April 14th? Rich tackles fantasy, Jeff takes on science fiction, and Josh dives into horror on this once a year goof-around-and-find-out type episode! It's a wild one, folks. Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 3: EPISODE 8 GUEST STARRING GREG "VIDAZEN" GERVASI! Josh tells a harrowing tale of nudity and phone booths, special guest VidaZen puts the pedal to the metal for love AND murder, Jeff introduces a different new gross horror than last time, probably, and Rich ends an entire universe in the name of character development! Not ours though, it's fine. Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 3: EPISODE 7 Jeff's mystery veers hard into terrifying insanity, Rich's omniversal tale gets even more dire stakes, and Josh writes an adorable lil' bedtime story for a precocious scamp! Sort've. Support the show by signing up for a 30-Day Audible free trial today at audibletrial.com/storylords! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

MID-SEASON BREAK 1 Every few episodes this season we're gonna take a break from writing and do something a little less strenuous - this time we decided to ask each other incredibly personal questions, which kinda defeats the point, but we had a great time! And maybe became better friends? Adorable. Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich's experiment in the applied science of the multiverse begins in earnest, Jeff takes the mysterious disappearance of Madeline Brooks to a wild new reveal, and Josh's haphazard heroes find themselves at the mercies of a new friend worse than any foe! Also: Jokes! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff's mystery gets back on track as Johnny Long meets his true horror: his new partner, Josh's rapscallion heroes find themselves even deeper in the giggledirt, and Rich pulls back the curtain to reveal connections you never imagined in the Omnizone! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 3: EPISODE 4 GUEST STARRING KEVIN COLE! We're joined by the newest honorary Lord, the Lord of Games, Kevin Cole, who weaves a tale set inside his brand new Stone Song TTRPG world and also the normal three dumdums tell their stories too, sorry fellas there's a word limit lol. Support Kevin Here: givekevinmoney.com spacekings.space Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 3: EPISODE 3 Rich's science fiction goes science horror when twin sisters meet, Jeff's pulp horror goes family horror when twin sisters meet but different, and Josh's high fantasy gets high as a kite as enemies become... well not quite lovers yet, but we're all holding out for that, right? Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 3: EPISODE 2 Jeff introduces us to YET ANOTHER DETECTIVE and his season's plot, Josh creates the most perfect buddy cop scenario you've ever seen in your life, and Rich tells a tale of a gross weird weaboo living his sweatiest dreams.. OR IS HE?! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

SEASON 3: EPISODE 1 The Lords returneth... for season 3! Josh brings us up to speed with the world of Daranos and just what the hell even happened after last seasons finale! Rich opens up a brand new world of spine-tingling sci-fi with the introduction of The Omni-Zone! Jeff dives back into the history of horror with a tale that's sure to make you poop-pants, AND HOW, set during World War II! Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

The Lords sit down and discuss what went right, what went wrong, and what was generally arousing about season 2 of the podcast! But really they mostly just tangent off about a million other things and have a laugh. Follow us on BlueSky at storylords.bsky.social! Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

GUEST STARRING KEVIN COLE! The Lords are infamous for not being able to remember the specifics of their own stories - but just how true is this hurtful joke at our expense? Kevin Cole joins us as Quizmaster to find out the answer in a Trivia Show-Down with user submitted questions! This is part 2 cause we did it for a very long time. Find Kevin at the following dope web zones: givekevinmoney.com supertry.itch.io spacekings.space and on social media @realkevincole! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

GUEST STARRING KEVIN COLE! The Lords are infamous for not being able to remember the specifics of their own stories - but just how true is this hurtful joke at our expense? Kevin Cole joins us as Quizmaster to find out the answer in a Trivia Show-Down with user submitted questions! This is part 1 cause we did it for a very long time. Find Kevin at the following dope web zones: givekevinmoney.com supertry.itch.io spacekings.space and on social media @realkevincole! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

THE GRAND FINALE OF SEASON 2 OF STORYLORDS IS HERE!!! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

The final countdown begins! Jeff's troupe faces imminent demise at the hands of Nil! Josh's weirdos ride the wave of destruction toward the Golden Lich! And the fate of all universes comes down TO ONE DECISION in Rich's grand finale! Wait, isn't this there one more episode...? Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

THE GRAND FINALE STARTS HERE! Rich serves an all-out bloody war for reality! Josh weaves a time-spanning betrayal! Jeff exposition dumps HARD! It's all down to the wire! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff's ragamuffins arrive at the evil hideout, Rich's roustabouts discover the man (dog?) behind the curtain, and Josh's freaks of nature band together to put on the best darn circus this town has ever seen - FOR THE FATE OF THE WORLD! Wait, wasn't clowns last time? Did I read that wrong? Well, whatever. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich reveals the secret origins of one of his beloved characters and it's DRACULA?! Josh's dommy mommy villainess steps closer to her ultimate goal and a skeleton is DRACULA?! Jeff's bunch of weirdos finally make it to Gestalt headquarters but won't stop talking about DRACULA?! This episode is about Dracula. Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Timelines collide as Josh's heroes face off against a Skeleman cult - the worst kinda! Plotlines converge as The New Spooky Squad meet up with some season one weirdos you like in Jeff's tale! Rich's dangling plot threads suddenly become ROCK SOLID and blow your mind right back through the Omniverse! STORYLORDS!! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff brings us a showdown with death! Or does he... Rich gives his heroine a life-or-death of the universe decision to make! Or maybe a dog does? Then finally Josh shows us just what a dwarf will do for love! And he WILL do THAT! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich drops the bomb on you, baby, with a post-apocalyptic style, Josh spins a yarn of true romance and outright metal on metal warfare, and Jeff creates the most tension-filled family dinner since the last one he attended personally! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Josh brings us the buck-nastiest dungeon ritual this side of the Pain Mines dark site, Jeff brings together a new team against the horrors of the inhuman secret society Gestalt, and Rich tries his hand at a brand new genre with even MORE erudite crocodile men! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Jeff's bunch of weirdos face off against a triple threat of horrors beyond reckoning, Rich's weirdos traverse hell itself for answers to burning questions, and Josh's weirdos reach across time and space to survive an unknowable foe! WEIRDOS EVERYWHERE! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two parts! This is the second and final part of us self-aggrandizing and grandstanding with some questions and next week is a brand new regular episode! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two parts! One today, obviously, but one next Monday as well! For those savvy accountants out there that means three straight weeks of Storylords pods! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords

Rich gets risque to almost the point of changing the purpose of our podcast, Josh introduces a BRAND NEW beloved character, he swears, and Jeff finally weaves his narrative together for once! The stories have started rocketing towards a grand finale! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open - patreon.com/storylords