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Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdateswhere WIBTA If i broke up with my boyfriend because his friends got him a “me” shaped piñata? how do we hire people who won’t be alarmed by our cardboard coworker? Me [35F] with my BF[41 M] of 3 years; just found out he has been secretly eating hot dogs because I (unknowingly) starve him Returning stolen property Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Woman tried to get me fired from a job I don't have. Hubby fired me from a job I don't work! Go F@#^ yourself Lady wants me to go get her kid. I don’t work for the school. "Can you transfer me to reservations?" ...kid, this is my living room. Lady yells at me at the doctor's office and it's not even my customer Lady got mad at me for “not helping” even after I told her I don’t work here Guy I cut off in traffic follows me to my "job" to try and get me fired. "You don't look like Fred." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where Revenge against the crappy flatmate Messing with an abusive supervisor. Delivery driver blocks city street for 25 minutes during rush hour - he returns to get the money he was told he dropped, waits 25 minutes just to be told there was no such money Petty Revenge On Landlord Cheat on me multiple times over 10 years and pretend divorce was your idea? The Bully and her Book Report When someone asks you to get them water, get them water Live on a corner. People don't stop at stop sign Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My ex-fiancé wants another chance My stalker just won't quit. He escalated his tactics today [New Update]: AITAH for saying if my wife wants to be a trad wife then she must always look her best, wait on me, and provide hooking up without question when asked? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where The 25,000 Pounds of Thrust Wake Up Call If you can't help customers, refer them to other stores. Have you ever used malicious compliance to deal with ridiculous work rules? How did it turn out? Management treated us poorly Do we offer home deliveries? No, we don't. Coffee Cup drama at work! I Stole My Dad's Gas, Army Slide Show That time I showed a photo of my d**k to a cop You said 'Wear a tie' not 'Wear a nice tie.' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where Am I the jerk for wanting to cut off my friend after she accused my boyfriend of showing off by paying for my birthday dinner? AITAH for putting a bedtime pause on the Wi-Fi because my girlfriend’s 28 year old brother has spent nearly a decade rotting in our house playing video games? Am I in the wrong for not putting a picture of my husband's ex on my wall? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where house flippers drove a skid loader through my front yard. I made sure her toe is stubbed every time. Accuse me of mislabeling things, fine I’ll come up with a new system that requires 10x the effort for you to figure out what is what. Rude customers Road Closed for a very good reason Steal my wheelie bin?...it's going to cost you. Stifled career They hassled her but she showed the truth Go ahead and make fun of my breasts... Don't block the sidewalk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where "Oh...They call...And I listen..." “I Can’t Have Children” Bigot learns the hard way there's lots of reasons for short hair Never Assume Someone is Pregnant “I bet your dad is real fond of those tattoos…” We know the truth and we have the proof! TV host tries to be sexist to an actress and it backfires. My teacher scolded me for texting during school, so I told them why ;3 "You're a walking washing machine” A high school teacher blamed me for something and called my parents. She never bothered me again after that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where A coffee experience I witnessed firsthand Extra work time My supervisor is getting a text every 15 minutes from me You want a physical signature for every single requisition? Hope you brought a comfortable chair. The Three Cut Minimum Indian Man Brings Sister’s Corpse to Bank After Being Told to “Bring Account Holder” am I not welcome? okay, bye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r storiesaboutkevin where Kevin Surpasses (Negative) Expectations Kevin Wasn't Where He Thought He Was. Stepchildren’s dad Kevin Kevina is unfamiliar with staples and rainbows Kevina Says All 3 Computers Are Wrong and She’s Right Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where Petty Things Flight Attendants Will Never Admit to (But I Will) I didn’t fight with my neighbor. Mud did My mother is an jerk and I have been collecting dirt on her for years "New Pizza Joint...Best Deals in Town" an eye for an eye, a body piercing for a body piercing Dumped snow on a guy's hood who was parked in the only parking lot exit. It got him to move! Friend copied my daughter's name...but really Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITAH for not telling my housemate I’m moving out and taking everything with me? AITAH for being upset that my family didn’t get invited to SIL's baby shower? + UPDATE AITAH for swapping rooms with my roommate while he was away? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Tripled productivity at workplace, boss still complains so I'm undoing all improvements Use the API as provided? Ok. Payback When in Rome... 1/4 cup of egg nog? You got it ;) Malicious Groundhog Day Precompliance During Covid, boss was trying to keep us “safe” Can't call off last minute? Fine I'm going to work and then go home because I'm too sick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where [New Update – One Year Later]: AITA for saying I would stay at my mom’s if I had to share a room with babies? [New Update]: AITAH for telling my parents they were deserve to be kicked out of my sister’s wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r storiesaboutkevin where Kevin. Kevin Never Changes. My ex-wife Kevina learns about money… sort of… over time… a little bit? 🤷‍♂️ I worked with a Kevin once My son might be a Kevin Kevina steals the one thing that everyone will notice is missing Kevin hid the easter presents and chaos ensued My kevin-y friend thinks the actors in 'Young Sheldon' and 'The Big Bang Theory' are the same. My best friend is marrying a Kevin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My husband lied about getting laid off My (24f) co-worker (50f) blamed me for my miscarriage but is now frustrated I won't talk to her I [32F] think my husband [33M] may be having an affair with the girl [19F] next door. I’m also pregnant I[22M] keep seeing girl[20sF] spinning; should I ask if ok or let sleeping horses lay? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where FIL is passive aggressive, so maybe he will understand this… Karen told 5yo "she'd be prettier without her glasses" Holding the Lift Waste not want not Won’t speak to me? Enjoy the silence Guy parked inches from my truck in an empty lot Mum said my birthday wasn't about me - so I made sure it wasnt about her either This is private property, sir Sure you can quote me… Revenge on Neighbour and Business owner who is openly discriminatory and has been causing issues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Pre-checks are very important "I need to see a detailed list of what you're doing all day!" No problem. Manager said we couldn't leave until every table was "fully wiped." So we did. Sorry I didn't litter IP for Free Sorry, no returns. The Sticker Grift: Toddler vs Sunday School Teachers Boss wants a messy desk? Granted. An extra hour "off". Sure, thanks! Painted the latrine...the WHOLE latrine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where My GF wanted to open our relationship while she went travelling. I agreed but think I made the wrong decision I (27M) want to live in Hawaii. My wife (25F) doesn’t. + 7-Year Update I (28f) found out my bf (41m) has been requesting cash back on my debit card? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r talesfromretail where Customer was correctly told an item wasn’t in stock, later receives an offer to order it, and so would like to complain. Lady tries to claim a "Free Fruit for Kids" promo that ended 5 years ago. Met the avatar of suburban despair last week This middle aged guy I call the Negotiator thinks our corporate grocery store is a bazaar in the middle of nowhere A lady came in wanting to buy something from a different store. We have a regular who knows our menu better than some of our staff and honestly I have mixed feelings about it Customer tries to call corporate over a piece of candy. Customer forgot we were human beings and had families this happened years ago but i still think about it a lot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my boyfriend that his masculinity was fragile after he refused to buy me pads? AITAH For Not Wanting To Give My DNA In Order To Try And Reconcile With My Brother? AITA for calling my friend desperate and leaving her by herself? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where DoorDash driver stole my food Want to make mushroom on monday and ruin my night? Get ready to work tomorrrow. Influencer influenced got instant petty revenge on someone who was harassing animals My coworker kept taking credit for closing tasks, so I stopped reminding him about the one thing that made him look useful Made two colleagues put weight on Bad Hangover “You don’t need the air con on, it’s not that hot” Neighbor was a controlling butt Second Shift Shenanigans Priest gets petty revenge on young altar boys Petty for me.. not so much for him... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r storiesaboutkevin where Kevin get rich quick scheme My Brother Kevin Wife's friend is a kevina Kevin wants to go to Ukraine with his unique abilities on the battlefield that make him impervious to shells and drones, but is worried an upcoming trial might disqualify him Kevin refused to pay for dinner but booked a hotel room… before the first date He Wants to DNA Test Her Kids Kevina Doesn't Understand Basic Biology My sister’s kevin boyfriend called an ambulance for the flu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where Controlling housemate told me not to sleep with him… so I did (loudly) They ruined my laundry, so I made their next load… memorable Be a good neighbor Someone invited me to play the FAFO game... Keith shouldn’t have insulted my wife Discovered (by accident) that my ex-fiance is still using my employee discount. Expensive car parked too close Bees matter, lol. You want to be petty with everyone at work? Okay no problem! I can do the same! I got revenge on a school bully by pretending to not know him Go get it! Exposed “predator professor” i let my upstairs neighbor's own cigarette butts get him fined Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where TIFU by accidentally learning my coworker's salary and now I can't stop doing math during meetings An anonymous person messaged me (F27) saying that my boyfriend (M29) of 3 years was arrested… can you help me know what I should do next? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Manager said to follow the checklist exactly, so I did. Every single line. You want to know what I'm doing? Holly Jolly Malicious Compliance Wanna smell my fingers? Ok. Dog TV Rude customer asked . . . and received Don’t give me all fives! Sure, I can tell them everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITAH for leaving my friends fiancé stranded for trying to make a move on me AITA for ransacking my boyfriend’s apartment? AITAH for wanting to quit my unpaid co-host role after being told I couldn’t cancel when my pet was dying? AITA For “lying” to my partner about having kids and laughing about it? (New Final Update) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where my professor said any source is valid as long as I cite it properly. so I cited him. You Want Exact Productivity Metrics? Sure Thing! You want me to escalate every time? Ok then! "Come in, or find another job" Exactly what’s on the syllabus? No problem, Professor. You want me to use the exact script word for word? Absolutely. Our software team wouldn't help, so I forced their hand. Manager said to document everything. So I did. Complying maliciously kinda backfired on me Exact Change The customer is always right about the delivery address even when he is wrong You want to know what I'm doing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where daughter is suspended from school for 2 weeks and school will only let her back if she gets unnecessary therapy. Please help My girlfriend made a comment about my background, how should I react? Husband (28M) wants to cut off lifelong friend (28m) after he made AI porn of me (28F) How do we move forward? My (20F) bf (30M) ‘pranked’ me by saving up his turds in the litter box Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r offmychest where i go to open houses every weekend and flush stuff down the toilets to test the plumbing and i'm not even in the market to buy I’m so happy a teen driver hit me. Like actually. I've been ensuring that my neighbor gets at least one parking ticket a week for the last six months. I found out my mom played some amazing 4D parenting chess Friends and family think I'm a bum for "doing nothing" all day. I am doing niche, internet NSFW work and making more money than them. Guy pretended to die on the phone with me from a gas leak because he thought it would get his issue resolved quicker. I traveled 7,000 km to meet a webcam girl and it turned into one of the most uncomfortable nights of my life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Told us not to turn off the power unless he explicitly said to “turn off the power” so we didn’t. Stupid inspectors You want me to do my work your way? Sure. I can't help you and only my boss can? Sure, please wait. Plan Exclusion... Bet they're going to regret it. Her patients were NOT shy Can you hear me now? DSL tech support Tell me I have no choice, and I will comply. Take out the trash no matter what. Wait, not that! Show me your best, most expensive product. Nasty FAX form a lawyer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where You want to follow me onto the bus, McDonald’s man? Fine, but you get to hear how insane I am. Giving my older coworker what he asked for 🤣 My kind deed backfired in the funniest way Boomer Aunt thinks Lactose intolerance is 'a young person trend.' "The Bible says" Want a bark? Sure Another 'never assume that anyone is pregnant' story My wife’s dead! As a matter of fact, I do want you to call the police. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where my boss made me verify that I’m really exercising (New Update) My (35f) friend slapped my bum on a night out leaving a handprint. My husband (30m) doesn’t believe it was her. How to convince him? Where do I(28m) even begin to inform my (28f) wife that I may have caught my younger brother(23m) and her younger married sister(25f) hooking up in my parent's house Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITAH for not tell my friend my shampoo had green hair dye in it? AITA for sleeping top naked in my bedroom? WIBTA for going to my professor and causing a classmate to fail a project? AITA for Sleeping with My Sister's Boyfriend but it's Not What it Sounds Like? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my coworker to stop asking me what I'm having for lunch AITA for giving away gifts because they had the wrong name WIBTA for telling my client that I used to date her husband? AITA for refusing to hand over money raised for a coworker after learning something that changed my mind? AITA for arguing with my 6 year old about whose poop was bigger AITA for not changing my dog’s name? AITA for expecting my housemate (best mate of 20 years) to clean his dishes properly before they go away and sanitise the bench with spray an wipe after he cooks greasy food or handles raw meat, even though I struggle with a different kitchen mess that I'm working on. AITA for refusing to move back to the UK despite my son wanting to? AITA for refusing to have lunch with my mom’s boyfriend and “play family” with them? AITA for asking my friend to help pay for my wedding dress? AITA for getting a cat after my grandfather who is allergic died? AITA for saying I would use ai after my artist friend implied her work more important than mine AITA for not driving my gf back home but getting her dad to pick her up? AITA for refusing a baby shower from my husband’s friends/coworkers? AITA for not cooking for my husband after he changed his diet AITA for feeling offended when a girl covered her drink while I was talking to her? AITA for telling my roommate to get a new job if we bother her that much? AITA for pretending to read a Reddit post to my wife to settle an argument Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where The Only Thing I Won in the Divorce But that's MY pto The time my parents told me not to touch the theromostat My dad's revenge on a trucking company. Dentist billing revenge - with assistance Guzzle My Tea, Pay the Price My coworker had the pettiest of revenges with our tantrum-throwing boss Overflow parking at home My Nmom and her abusive husband grounded me for the dumbest thing and I got my revenge everyday for a month. She Said I Was Too Ugly to Get a Man. You won't stop my ride, you don't get paid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Car breakdown rules Pedestrian! Using asbestos to my advantage Not allowed to send correspondence unless it was approved Boss wants us to enjoy days off due to extra work. Bet. Sure thing boss every single log will be on your desk in physical form Forced to use AI at work Jacket & Tie Required You want a spotlight? here you go! Maintenance Engineer Upset We Fixed Something Without Him. Okay, We Won't Fix Anything Anymore. Of course I will clean the office! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where Abusive ex-boyfriend is threatening to sue over a joke I told about him at an open mic My bf called me a gold digger so I left. Now he wants my help to pay the rent I had gone for 1 week vacation and gave my house keys to my a friend to look after and take care of my 2 dogs at my house. Now, he gave keys to his gf and let her stay at my home. She isn't leaving now after I come home. I called cops, but they say this would be a civil matter. What to do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my co-worker I'm tired of hearing about her nerdy obsession? AITA for "breaking up" with my boyfriend after he set me up for a loyalty test? AITA for leaving my bf bday dinner after his mom took my seat? WIBTAH If I refuse to stop making my stepdaughter her school lunches? AITA for "choosing my dog over my family" by refusing to accommodate my girlfriend's brother? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where My wife's "friend" insulted her and I've been slowly returning the favor Boyfriends female “bestfriend” tried to sabotage our relationship, I let her lie until she exposed herself Play stupid games, win stupid prizes: Micromanager edition Coworker ate my food in front of me and complained about it, so I brought in another terrible lunch. If you’re going to break the law, then you better not call attention to yourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where He said nobody touches the price tags without his personal check and presence, so we didn't "Do more announcements," they said. "It will be fine," they said. Not necessarily MC but rules have a way to be circumvented The owner wanted me to record every daily work task so I did flaw in the process, but I follow the process Going to Mass is not the same as going to Church My friend stayed overnight, parents told us don’t wake them up for anything. Making the insurance company pay Do you want us to work or follow procedure? Cite your sources Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where “And what are we having?” You mean besides these tumors and your audacity? Thanks, they’re from a funeral Boomer commenting on my “bump” No, that pouch is not your sister’s. Birthday boy "Sure, throw my pants away. Your purse will be next." Terminally ill kids at Disney You want my wheelchair?? I lied and told a woman I had cancer after she touched my stomach without permission, thinking I was pregnant Mother forces vegan me to eat steak & kidney pie. Projectile purging commenced over dining table I deserved it! I deserved it!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for calling the police on an elderly woman who blocked a parking spot and made me miss my doctor’s appointment? WIBTA If I refused to switch dorms with a girl who was autistic? AITA smoking weed on my porch? AITA for telling my roommate that she should go to her bedroom while I have friends over? AITA for leaving my phone on “Do Not Disturb” at night and making my mom worry? AITAH For buying my stepdaughter, a traditional Navajo dress for graduation? AITA for lying to my family about how much money I have? AITA for calling my mom names after she wants me to miss my father's funeral? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r pettyrevenge where Missionaries parked in our lot to knock on doors, so I had their car towed. The Office White Elephant Gift Exchange Should Not be Mandatory Hid tuna fish in curtain rod I take an entitled woman’s cart full of groceries (with update) Make my girlfriend feel bad at work? I'll make you feel bad about your ring. My step-mother gets her just desserts after my father passed. My ex-roomates mocked me for wanting to lock the door, so I stole a potato peeler from their unlocked apartment. Ok then block my driveway I Saved 5 Years of Discarded Dog Bones and Returned Them to My Neighbor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where my coworker is creeping me out, but I don’t know why I tested positive for gonorrhoea. I've been married for 19 years. My (24F) Husband (23M) Faked Fainting After I Gave Birth Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Free device upgrade after 12 months but internal policy to not replace anything less than 2 years old... if it's "functional". Get a list of work restrictions? Ok. Why are you standing? Just prevent anyone from sending messages to a group unless they are in that group US Navy MC MC^2 Days of our Lowe’s real car in childrens room My teacher said every essay had to be "at least one page." She never said anything about font size. we have to wear a tie???? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where My stepmother said I was being inconsiderate for making myself food after I got off work Aunt tells me that my paycheck should go towards her sons college fees when she didn't let me stay at her house in order to attend school Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to return a lost pet? AITA for wanting to report a teacher who keeps cancelling recess? AITA for telling my girlfriend to go and ask to be adopted by the couple she is so obsessed with? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Landlord is retaliating so I'm retaliating harder Landlord retaliation update Dad wouldn't stop saying things I didn't wanna hear Woman rudely tells me to get plastic surgery, I tell her… Mother Tries to Spank Teenager and Regrets It I look great because my parents are dead… Wanna bully my weight?? Fine. Let's see what you have to say now. Some guy decided to get into my business and ask where my dad was so I told him Not sick enough to miss a practice exam? No problem! I'm dying! Uncle's wife doesn't like my t-shirt and she faked a breakdown to my response Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.