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Behind the scenes at the Olympics, or should I say sex fest? She won by a literal cunt hair!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

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Dropping trees and taking polaroids! Imagine taking a shit and a kid climb under the bathroom stall for a meet and greet! Jay needs to trim his bush, he be bringin them bugs! Guy gets bit by over 200 snakes to sell his blood?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

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I need a rape whistle! Get rid of this inspector, his specialty is rear end compaction, not ground compaction...gaaaay! The guys daydream about what they would do with 30 million dollars...Robert wants a private island with UFC dog fighting!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Jays' wife has a diaper changing station for her husband! 72 virgins... but what kind of virgins? Jay brags about getting a pedicure with no happy ending...Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Jay finally makes it to the Drinkin' Bros podcast, and then has to leave? Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Ol Nancy on Pornhub, complaining and giving direction in porn might be worth a watch! Big dildo birthday surprise! Robert wants to get a hooker to fuck with them, not fuck them!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Will Jay get fired after calling his boss and co-workers little bitches? Is she trying to kill him with kindness? Dr. does urine therapy? He's a quack!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Dollar store vs Harbor Freight vs Lithium, which is the best battery for Hagen's vibrator? Gambling math is hard! No more rub and tug shops... Thats a bagel and that's not cream cheese!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Robert becomes the package police, literally and figuratively! Finding out you have been rubbing a ferret's penis the last few months! How to identify a bull's penis?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Another adventure in Robert's drunkdamonium! If there are no fast-food restaurants, then the town is a shithole! And that's why I won't with Robert... Putting dick stickers on cars at neighbor's party!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

How drunk is Robert right now? Josh is a loser. Josh eats LSD Ice Breakers. Roberts burning desire to fart transplant Josh... Seems to be a recurring theme here.Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Robert reminiscing on why he talked about jerking off dogs! Is this the weed control special? I don't know if calling an electric bike dirty is a great selling point? My wife could feed my mom dog shit and it would be the best part of my week!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

This is why I won't camp with you... I keep a lucky charm in my belly button! We should Nyquil the dogs! I don't know names, show me her butthole! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

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When you don't believe in the product you sell, but sell it anyways! Santa is not getting the credit for the gifts I buy! Robert relives the time he destroyed a campground restroom... Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

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