Streaming Wasteland

From a production standpoint, Suicide Squad has a tragic backstory befitting the edgelord rogue archetype. As a finished product? You'll have to listen in to find out.

This week, we escape our own Animuses...Animi? Whatever, we get out of our own memories and into the minds of Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard who are somehow in this movie! Check out our episode now!

It's time to enter the World of Warcraft... one. This film attempts to retell the story of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans and does... a job. What did we think of it? Are we converts to war? Find out in this week's episode of Streaming Wasteland!

Just in time for America's 250th birthday comes a movie that'll make you think "Wow, 1996 was a long time ago." Is this is a pass or a fail from us? Did we have a resurgence of our lunch while watching? Only one way to find out!

But why male models? That's the funniest this movie gets, and it's not in this movie.

A movie from the 80s about Killer Klowns that come from space to kill.

Just yikes with this one, folks. Gods of Egypt is about many things, maybe too many things, but definitely NOT about using your time well. Listen along as we try to unpack this CGI monstrosity.

Wooooooof. Huge swing and a miss here from the Wayans with this week's movie, "50 Shades of Black!"

According to this movie, the best part of every joke is when you land it, and then beat it into the ground. That's the key to comedy! Also, check out My Streaming Bubble! https://open.spotify.com/show/4yndCROZxZUUydOGPhaTlJ?si=5e65970df7544bdd

It's hard for us to believe that this was released in theaters. It's harder to believe that anyone would want this on their streaming service, but that's the world we live in, it seems! Check out Norm of the North this week on Streaming Wasteland!

Saving the best of the best for last, 2016's last "good" movie is The Nice Guys! Find out what we think in this week's episode!

Holy crap, guys, there's a Legends of the Hidden Temple MOVIE?! Let's check in on Olmec ALL THESE YEARS later.

Take a walk with us into the rarely seen world of Trad Dads as we watch Viggo and family struggle with ideas like "society" and "socialization" in this week's movie!

Ringo and I stumbled across this relic on a quest for water, and somehow, it was just about thirsty eighteen year olds. Come see what we think of the plotless wonder that is Everybody Wants Some!!

Welcome back to the Wasteland! Today we're looking at Kubo and the Two Strings, a movie so good it made us wish we could be better at folding paper!

Another week, another biopic! This time, it's three stories in one! Listen in as we talk about the truth behind the Hidden Figures of the space race

This week, it's time for a true story about a boy lost in the world and his search to find his birth family! Did this move us to tears, or just make us wonder what the world was like before Google? Listen in to find out!

This week, we learn the incredible story of Desmond Doss and the horrors of Hacksaw Ridge!

Fences, from 2016, starring Denzel Washington and Viola Davies! This time, with audio fixed!

It might be the first day of spring, but this film will make you feel like it's the dead of summer! This week, we're looking at Taylor Sheridan's Hell or High Water, and asking if it's as good as Sicario, or good at all?

*deep breath* Yeah, this is certainly a movie. Whether or not we enjoy it at all, that's a different question. Maybe that's the point? Maybe some art is made to make the viewer wallow in suffering? Either way, listen in as we take on 2016's Manchester by the Sea.

An alien movie where we don't fight the aliens? No one's chest is burst? An iconic American landmark isn't destroyed by a super weapon? Bodies remained unsnatched? What will we possibly think about this one?!

Oh boy, a musical! Ringo and Greg will be sure to love this!

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The best picture 2016 winner is our movie for the week! Check out our thoughts on this wonderful movie!

Hey, this time we talk about video games some. Listen! Or don't! But if you don't, Ringo will know.

This week we do a rare double-feature! Finding Dory is a movie from 2016 that we basically don't talk about, while Zootopia is a movie from 2016 that's more relevant than ever. We talk about why!

Sorry about that folks, I (Greg) let Monday get away from me! Here's the episode!

It's time for Ringo to face his favorite star for the first time since Free Guy. That's right, we're looking at Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool!

You know we love a Star Wars. Is this one of the good ones or the bad ones? Listen in and find out what we think!

It's the week. There's more minions coming. This is unfortunate.

Time to watch some Marvel! We heard this was one of the best that the MCU had to offer, so we decided to find out if it's true!

Hope everyone had the holiday they wanted! We're back, and better than... ever? Usual? Before? Listen in to find out our upcoming plans!

We can't believe it- it's a not bad christmas movie! Talk about miracles! Check out our episode that wraps up our Merry Wasteland Christmas as we talk about Oh. What. Fun.! Happy holidays folks, hope you all make it with your sanity intact!

More skiing! More dead parents! More rich people saving the day! Netflix captures all the joy of the holidays again!

Today's present comes to us straight from regular television to the HBO, and you KNOW it's good. While you were sleeping + Christmas = success? Find out with us!

We all think it every year- what if there was a Christmas Crime Romance? Well, think no more, because Jingle Bell Heist is here to save you from the wonder! Listen in as we see if this film stole our hearts or is doing hard time!

Today, we're blessed with a commercial for France that's posing as a Christmas movie! Champagne Problems means "problems that aren't that big of a deal" and this movie REALLY delivers on that premise! Come join us for the holiday fun!

It's the most wonderful time of the year, even in the wasteland! To start our Christmas special, we're watching Lindsay Lohan struggle to figure out a bedsheet in 2022's Falling for Christmas, rated B for Barf! Come listen with us!

Joy to the World indeed! This week's merry offering is a tale of an influencer caught in a lie and having to scramble to learn the true meaning of bla bla bla it's another holiday movie. Two attractive people make out for Christmas. Listen along with us!

Reindeer on the roof, eggnog on every menu, terrible made-for-streaming movies? It must be Christmas! We're starting the fiesty festive season with Netflix's first offering, Merry Little Ex-Mas! Will we find tidings of comfort and joy, or just a big lump of coal at the end of this movie?

Almost didn't get this episode out, as the Riddler poured coffee on my laptop! This week, we look at the Gritty Reboot of the Gritty Reboot of the Gritty Reboot of George Clooney's Batman, starring Robert Pattinson and Zoe Kravitz. Listen along with us!

Not all Batmans can be fun! This week, it's the dark knight as presented by Ben Affleck, somehow being in a fair fight with Superman! Neither of us had seen this because we assumed it was bad, so listen in to find out if we were right!

It's Bat-vember in our Bat-Wasteland, ever wanted to remember an old Batman movie that wasn't as great as your childhood self might have thought once? Well we have one for your this week audience. George Clooney is boring while Uma Thurman, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, and Chris O'Donnell hold up this movie.

It's Bat-vember in our Bat-Wasteland, so we took this chance to watch one of our favorites- Batman Forever! It's got Jim Carrey's Riddler! It's got Val Kilmer's butt! It's got Seal! What more can you ask for? Plot is for suckers!

Hey Wasters! Ever find yourself in a situation where you're being hunted by someone who knows about an incidence that you had covered up by your rich friend's dad? No? Well then, this movie can teach you all about the experience! It's I Know What You Did Last Summer, 2025 Remake!

For the bonus this week, we watch Hugh Grant play a crazy person in the movie Heretic!

Halloween is almost here, and we're celebrating by settling in and watching some kids get chased through cornfields and barns in the classic tradition! Check out this week's episode on Clown in a Cornfield!

Holy moley, it's a horror/romance/comedy that actually works! Take notes, future directors of such attempts, this is how it's done! Listen in as we watch the criminally under-appreciated Heart Eyes!

Does it count of a horror movie if the scariest part is the runtime? That's what we have to take on this week as we deal with the worst haunted doll movie we've ever seen, M3gan 2.0!