Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show

From The Towering Inferno to Swansong.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the silent man keeping kindergartners in line and Esther Williams style religious intolerance."Vostvusters!!"

From E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial to Flaming I'm Gonna Go.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CHRIS FORBES discuss, among other things, time travelling trawlermen and the need for loo breaks while hunting down fugitives."Home of the prestigious Golden Monkey."

From Hard Target to The Dish With The Fish.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, if a man and a salad can truly be friends and new levels of niche with Gina Lollobrigida."Yes, THE Yancy Butler."

From Thrash to Locust In Mexico.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the return of bands solving crimes and the woman who dominated Clint Eastwood."That was your brain in third gear."

From Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice to Donkey Hottie.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Leonardo Da Vinci's conspiracy amphibians and the squirrels that rule the school."You can't beat a bit of Skeet."

From Winter's Bone to While You Beast Me!In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a rabbit to bring the world together and the best thing Ken Dodd has done in years."I'm looking for the hamster I married."

From Egghead Republic to Catch Ye Jesus If You Can.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELAINE MALCOLMSON discuss, among other things, the touching story of an ugly crooner and a disturbingly popular woodland sexual awakening."Would you rather fight an immortal sized duck...?"

From 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple to Don't Panic, It's The Titanic.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brian De Palma's love of escalators and stairs and the unrestrained violence of Stan Laurel."Its return heralds disaster."

From Palm Springs to The Bullet Dodger And The Coffin Dodger.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, coin operated gunships and which Dune is the best Dune of all the Dunes."I thought I smelled cottage."

From The Bluff to Kiss Of The Antarctic.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the great Art Carney injustice and the needless body shaming of Ariana Grande."You're always harkin' for Arkin."

From Saturn 5 to Bear With Me.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Spock fluffing his lines and Casablanca's romance free ending."Why don't you jeff off?"

From Send Help to Ladybirds Of Courage.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, escaping slavery very slowly and Martin Lawrence's equine identity crisis."We'll throw another chicken on the pentangle."

From Anaconda to You Drunk F...In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Leatherface's wellness treatments and high school non-aquatic bird romance."Thwap!"

From Marty Supreme to The Big Racoon Adventure Of Paris.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the uselessness of science fiction doors and what happens when potatoes go to war."He's a high kicking flank of silverside."

From Perfect Blue to The Fish On My Lobe On The Stage Of The Globe.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Warren Beatty's southwestern afterlife options and opportunities for Russian college leavers."You're in the groove, Jackson."

From The Rip to Only Heroes Have Black Eyes.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MARK NELSON discuss, among other things, Brad Pitt and Terence Stamp competing for the worst accent and an Islamic cat musical."Cause we're too busy googling Cardi B."

From 16 Blocks to Mimi La Croissant And The Platypus D'Amour.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a peacetime hospital in a wartime scenario and the much missed joy of the soundtrack compilation album."One hard nut tap and you're Gene Kelly."

From Ben Hur to Culloden-A-Gogo.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the animated version of Basic Instinct and Marilyn Monroe; nightclub bouncer."I can't believe the grandfather clock was a puffer fish."

From Apt Pupil to We Switched Them On Porpoise.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, being fooled by different parts of Silence Of The Lambs and World War 2's most chilled evacuee."Mirrored glasses and obesity."

From Pillion to Ghost Prawn In The Shell.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the importance of knowing your Christinas from your Allisons and the shame filled legacy of Jenny Agutter."Climb aboard the sodomy express."

From The Long Kiss Goodnight to Brian Dennehy's Kidneys For Christmas.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a relentless, weirdly haired snowman and why you can't stop ghosts with boxes."Niagara Falls."

From Crank to Sir Lance And The Fox Of Fun.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the obscene Las Vegas porpoise proposition and Christopher Reeve's time travel tragedy."You've got a case of the fatty sillies." 

From Dead Of Winter to The Big Duck Fallout.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, hunting an animated yellow fugitive and the best runners in the business."Bad news for ironmongers everywhere."

From Alien Nation to Actually, It's North Of Java.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, killers sending gifs to the insidey lady and Cher's cheesy boy."He'd look the biz, cause he's got the riz."

From Yor, The Hunter From The Future to Nae Way Pal.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest COLIN EDWARDS discuss, among other things, infants used as weapons of terror and the three stages of Ann Miller."Always with negative waves, Holmes."

From Killer Sofa to I Don't Know If I Should Leave With You, Kookaburra Want To.In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe and special guest BILLY KIRKWOOD discuss, among other things, the great chainmail or wool debate and a rich vein of Shaft films."And Ernest Borgnine was sore upset."

From The Boys From County Hell to Oh No, It's Scorpio.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the controversial eroticism of Angela Lansbury and a Spielberg classic ruined. "Ooofftt!"

From Good Boy to Yak Attack.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a chicken and a horse finding love in the boxing ring and Guy Pearce giving good Guy Pearce."The P stands for psycho."

From The Name Of The Rose to You Can't Flog A Dead Horse.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the rise of the Sponk franchise and just who could be the mysterious disco pioneer."That fish is a catch."

From The Long Walk to Give Me A Break.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, forbidden railway beef love and the sadness of a casserole in a bin."Like Battle Royale but in a straight line."

Joe's Unhealthy Obsession Quiz from the Patreon archives.

As we're having some time away, please enjoy this Patreon clip regarding debut movies. See you soon.

While Stu & Joe get geared up for Season 2, please enjoy this fine example of mirthful quizzery from the archives of our Patreon page.Enjoy.

From Thursday Murder Club to Lambs Of God.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a vengeful ghost mouse and a murderous, rage-filled backside."I've got teethproof skin."

From Weapons to In Paris I'm In Love With A Heron.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how ITV 3 won the Cold War and how funk won the west."Take her to the bone zone, Bond."

From Congo to Maury And The Starfish.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the romantic Scottish railway station and the great Australian pandemic."We're moth country."

From Happy Gilmore 2 to Och Aye The Coo.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest GARETH WAUGH discuss, among other things, the nasal codes of freelance conmen and Chairman Mao: crowd pleasing magician."Oh, my me!!"

From Mannequin to Let's Do This Again Next Year.In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the ubiquity of green volkswagens and Tilda Swinton's deep sea problem child."Don't bring the Gummidge if you don't know your Gummidge."

From Poltergeist to The Spirit Of Amour.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why gangsters and rock music don't mix and the risks of having an affordable hatchback care for your child."Low sugar Ribena for you next time."

From 28 Years Later to Let's Do The Conga In Bumpton-On-The-Wole.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why modern musicals don't work and the tiresome cleverness of Charlie Kaufman."An angry German in lingerie."

From Monkey Shines to Lava? You Certainly Will.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, how to make the trip to Mount Doom even slower and Keith David's easiest win."I'm drowning in a bath of honey and silk."

From Heads Of State to Big Trouble In Ancient Greece.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, who sits in the Travelodge cuck seat and Ellen Barkin seducing a pickle."Green light."

From Mad Heidi to There's A Rhino On My Train, Stop It.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, when human flesh is preferable to olives and the prejudice faced by pickles everywhere."Of course I've heard of cows."

From Jurassic World Rebirth to Love In A Taxicab.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Barry Pepper going full Cartwright and how In & Out is the gateway to tolerance."Lesbians, disperse."

From Final Destination Bloodlines to Poker? I Barely Know Her.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, using technology for a new shower experience and how to survive a sinking Nic Cage."Charlton Heston gives good twist."

From Until Dawn to Big Hoofie & The Gold Rush Of 1849.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the adventures of Yorkshire Batman and why Arnie's Barbados adventure was never meant to be."Sorry, Robo-Talbot Rothwell."

From The Dead Pool to I'll Have No Truck With Your Monster.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the world's most disgusting footprints and Chekov's harpoon."Scoffage happened."

From Ballerina to Brian Butterworth & The Big Seagull Calamity.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the ugliest prostitutes in all of wartime England and John Denver's final indignity."I had nectarines."

From Fountain Of Youth to Oh God, What Is Benny Up To Now?In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, facial wire walking at a very romantic moment and Whoopi Goldberg: Stunt Ghost."Eat with your mouth closed, Ana."

From Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning to Cock Almighty, It's A Talking Bat.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, World War 2 missions of inconvenience and Zeus' molestation figurines."I just came to shoot hippies in the square."