Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show

From The Whisper Man to Sunday School, Schmunday School.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, battling a gelatinous war criminal and the Clue remake nobody asked for."How many bits is she?"

From Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma to What The Hell Was That?In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, murderous meta chairs and Kermit the Frog's horrifying secret."Peter Pan is the angel of death."

We are recording today for publication next week and then we'll be back on our traditional schedule. In the meantime, here's the rudest, most puerile thing we've recorded. It is gross and disrespectful and you should absolutely not listen to it.

From The Odyssey to Work, Rest & Play.In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Tim Curry finally getting his due and romantic footballing seabirds."They're coming to get you, Bambi."*Due to a technical fault there is a temporary background hum in the first half of the show. We were unable to remove it and we hope it doesn't spoil your enjoyment of the pod.

While Stu & Joe are overwhelmed by the Edinburgh Fringe, please enjoy this snippet meant for the Patreon subscribers. Back soon.

From Dressed To Kill to The 10 Commandments With Danny And The Aardvark.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Sidney Poitier's surprising slut shaming and Shakespeare's lost teen sex comedy."How do I reach these keeds?"

From Link to Bird Flew.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest JACK BROOKMYRE discuss, among other things, the human bridge to victory in Europe and the best Native American medicine money can buy."Third thoughts."

From Bugonia to For Fox Sake.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, hunting Nazis with vengeance coffee and the difference between a horse and a stunt horse."He's too the best."

From The Invite to Sliding Into Vengeance.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Orson Welles' cake deceptions and the horniest despot in space."She's the Dorothy Parker of Medieval Britain."

From The Taking Of Deborah Logan to It'll Be A Wild Boar Of A Good Time.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, whipping Charles Laughton into shape and sexually progressive British gangsters."The Karate Child?"

From Natural Born Killers to What Are You Caribou-ing?In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, vengeful heating systems and Shakespeare's greatest chocolate tragedy."Oh Belmondo!"

From Arachnophobia to The Jazz Minger.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, underwater paranormal justice and unexpected emotional connections to park rangers."Well I've changed my mind."

From The Eye to We Are Not Greenlighting That.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, why blind people make the best violinists and boiler repair Disney style."But you can't say that in Practical Magic." 

From Quantum Of Solace to First Class Trouble.In this episode - the 150th EPISODE JAMES BOND SPECIAL - Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Joe Pesci; International Playboy Spy and the first choices of second bananas."License to knack."

From The Car to Get To The Point.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, mangos being emancipated from slavery and how Rennies can't cure everything."Sounds like non-Christian fun to me."

From Surviving The Game to Lucille's Having A Ball.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, fear and loathing in the Southie Projects and the great diva murder conspiracy."Fields of daisies, Molly!"

From Red Planet to Something To Crow About.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the ice lolly people of Mars and the 80s flop with the pod's dream cast,"Being the Proclaimers is easy."

From The Little Mermaid to Love Is Never Black Or White.In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe and special guest JAY LAFFERTY discuss, among other things, the rodents weaponised by a Bond villain and jobless dogs in the northeast."The Devil Wears Pra-deux!"

From The Towering Inferno to Swansong.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the silent man keeping kindergartners in line and Esther Williams style religious intolerance."Vostvusters!!"

From E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial to Flaming I'm Gonna Go.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CHRIS FORBES discuss, among other things, time travelling trawlermen and the need for loo breaks while hunting down fugitives."Home of the prestigious Golden Monkey."

From Hard Target to The Dish With The Fish.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, if a man and a salad can truly be friends and new levels of niche with Gina Lollobrigida."Yes, THE Yancy Butler."

From Thrash to Locust In Mexico.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the return of bands solving crimes and the woman who dominated Clint Eastwood."That was your brain in third gear."

From Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice to Donkey Hottie.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Leonardo Da Vinci's conspiracy amphibians and the squirrels that rule the school."You can't beat a bit of Skeet."

From Winter's Bone to While You Beast Me!In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a rabbit to bring the world together and the best thing Ken Dodd has done in years."I'm looking for the hamster I married."

From Egghead Republic to Catch Ye Jesus If You Can.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest ELAINE MALCOLMSON discuss, among other things, the touching story of an ugly crooner and a disturbingly popular woodland sexual awakening."Would you rather fight an immortal sized duck...?"

From 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple to Don't Panic, It's The Titanic.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Brian De Palma's love of escalators and stairs and the unrestrained violence of Stan Laurel."Its return heralds disaster."

From Palm Springs to The Bullet Dodger And The Coffin Dodger.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, coin operated gunships and which Dune is the best Dune of all the Dunes."I thought I smelled cottage."

From The Bluff to Kiss Of The Antarctic.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the great Art Carney injustice and the needless body shaming of Ariana Grande."You're always harkin' for Arkin."

From Saturn 5 to Bear With Me.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Spock fluffing his lines and Casablanca's romance free ending."Why don't you jeff off?"

From Send Help to Ladybirds Of Courage.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, escaping slavery very slowly and Martin Lawrence's equine identity crisis."We'll throw another chicken on the pentangle."

From Anaconda to You Drunk F...In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Leatherface's wellness treatments and high school non-aquatic bird romance."Thwap!"

From Marty Supreme to The Big Racoon Adventure Of Paris.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the uselessness of science fiction doors and what happens when potatoes go to war."He's a high kicking flank of silverside."

From Perfect Blue to The Fish On My Lobe On The Stage Of The Globe.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, Warren Beatty's southwestern afterlife options and opportunities for Russian college leavers."You're in the groove, Jackson."

From The Rip to Only Heroes Have Black Eyes.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest MARK NELSON discuss, among other things, Brad Pitt and Terence Stamp competing for the worst accent and an Islamic cat musical."Cause we're too busy googling Cardi B."

From 16 Blocks to Mimi La Croissant And The Platypus D'Amour.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a peacetime hospital in a wartime scenario and the much missed joy of the soundtrack compilation album."One hard nut tap and you're Gene Kelly."

From Ben Hur to Culloden-A-Gogo.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the animated version of Basic Instinct and Marilyn Monroe; nightclub bouncer."I can't believe the grandfather clock was a puffer fish."

From Apt Pupil to We Switched Them On Porpoise.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, being fooled by different parts of Silence Of The Lambs and World War 2's most chilled evacuee."Mirrored glasses and obesity."

From Pillion to Ghost Prawn In The Shell.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the importance of knowing your Christinas from your Allisons and the shame filled legacy of Jenny Agutter."Climb aboard the sodomy express."

From The Long Kiss Goodnight to Brian Dennehy's Kidneys For Christmas.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a relentless, weirdly haired snowman and why you can't stop ghosts with boxes."Niagara Falls."

From Crank to Sir Lance And The Fox Of Fun.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the obscene Las Vegas porpoise proposition and Christopher Reeve's time travel tragedy."You've got a case of the fatty sillies." 

From Dead Of Winter to The Big Duck Fallout.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, hunting an animated yellow fugitive and the best runners in the business."Bad news for ironmongers everywhere."

From Alien Nation to Actually, It's North Of Java.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, killers sending gifs to the insidey lady and Cher's cheesy boy."He'd look the biz, cause he's got the riz."

From Yor, The Hunter From The Future to Nae Way Pal.In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest COLIN EDWARDS discuss, among other things, infants used as weapons of terror and the three stages of Ann Miller."Always with negative waves, Holmes."

From Killer Sofa to I Don't Know If I Should Leave With You, Kookaburra Want To.In this episode, IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, Stu & Joe and special guest BILLY KIRKWOOD discuss, among other things, the great chainmail or wool debate and a rich vein of Shaft films."And Ernest Borgnine was sore upset."

From The Boys From County Hell to Oh No, It's Scorpio.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the controversial eroticism of Angela Lansbury and a Spielberg classic ruined. "Ooofftt!"

From Good Boy to Yak Attack.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, a chicken and a horse finding love in the boxing ring and Guy Pearce giving good Guy Pearce."The P stands for psycho."

From The Name Of The Rose to You Can't Flog A Dead Horse.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, the rise of the Sponk franchise and just who could be the mysterious disco pioneer."That fish is a catch."

From The Long Walk to Give Me A Break.In this episode Stu & Joe discuss, among other things, forbidden railway beef love and the sadness of a casserole in a bin."Like Battle Royale but in a straight line."

Joe's Unhealthy Obsession Quiz from the Patreon archives.

As we're having some time away, please enjoy this Patreon clip regarding debut movies. See you soon.