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Sub Par Podcast

by Dane

A light and intellectually limited discussion of a very unknown fantasy football league. Your hosts are members. That's about all the qualifications they possess... It's sub par afterall.

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Episodes

  1. S5 E4: Tearjerker

    Jared, Dane, and Nate sit down after a long hiatus to discuss the divisional round playoff picture and speculate wildly about what might transpire this week and beyond. This episode was recorded during the Great Skagit Flood of '25, throughout which Dane patiently waits for God to wash his home...

  2. S5 E3: The Deer Hunter 2: Deer Huntier

    The fellas make a valiant attempt for a tight, efficient episode. So obviously it clocks in at just under two hours, making it the spiritual successor to S1 E2 - The Deer Hunter Episode. All 24 teams are discussed via a mid-season review. Nate and Dane are greedy. Nate is a liar. Jared projects…

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  3. S5 E2: Whiskey Beads

    This may be our most self-indulgent episode yet! Dane, Jared, and Nate discuss a million dollar product idea, pretend we know stuff about football (psst - we don't), and introduce an exciting new sponsor. Jared and Nate slob all over Joe Burrow's knob and Dane brings back the most beloved segment...

  4. S5 E1: Zombies & Piano Men

    Dane, Jared, and Nate recap the Papas Habeneros 2025 draft, take some shots at pianist, William Joel, and welcome their first ever podcast sponsor. This episode contains the usual uninformed opinions and terrible predictions and includes slightly more voodoo than baseline. Our glorious leader…

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  5. SubParCast 30th* Episode Spectacular

    Solid B+ episode.

  6. S4 E6: Playoffs!?!

    A hot debate about Points Leaders and Playoffs erupts during recording. We also talk about Playoff matchups (week 1) and make predictions. Also: have you voted to inaugurate our first active HOF member? You didn't? Dane is going to get angry. And you won't like him when he's angry.

  7. S4 E5: Tradegate 3.0+The Sub Par Hall of Fame

    Dane coerced and blackmailed Jared into a trade. We discuss the implications. We will not be taking further questions. Also--there is now a Sub Par Hall of Fame.

  8. S4 Episode 4: You can buy mushrooms at gas stations now

    We talk about simulation theory while listening to Herb Alpert's "Spanish Flea." Three other things happen: we talk about players you would rather have for the rest of the season; we do fantasy football family feud; we predict conference champions; Nathan provides fantasy team slogans.

  9. S4 Episode 3: Thunder & Lightning

    We said things into microphones and then posted it here for you to listen.

  10. S4 Episode 1: Lawyer Up

    Dane finally watched Breaking Bad and is on to Better Call Saul, so we obviously make references to the league's attorney. Then we talk about the draft, all the teams in the other conference (whatever it's called). There's kind of a lot of football in this one, but we don't care if you like it or...

  11. S4 Episode 2: See you at the Crossroads etc etc

    Huge episode if you're a BT & H fan. Also it's about TradeGate 2.0. Also Dane predicts a conference winner.

  12. S3 Episode 6: Playoffs?!?/Christmas

    This is sort of hastily edited and we didn't have much to talk about except for conference championships. But we played fantasy feud and also Dane gave everybody gifts, it was special and nice. Merry Christmas to everyone except Henry Kissinger's ghost.

  13. S3 Episode 5: The Wheel of *Kindness

    We had fun and talked about your team whether you're in the playoffs, on the bubble, or out (RIP). We also brought back a segment from last season purely designed to humiliate ourselves and each other, and it explains most of the weird message board posts. Also JB gets a lot of kind words here…

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  14. S3 Episode 4: Midseason Nightmares

    We play the fantasy feud game again because we don't have a lot of ideas and we don't put very much thought into things. After that, we evaluate your 2-4 teams and predict your fates. Then, we do a Groundhog Day thing, only darker. Have a good time or don't.

  15. S3 Episode 2: Way Down in Our Plums

    If we had more time and/or were getting paid this might be better, but probably not. This is mostly us talking about NFL players who "tickle our plums."

  16. S3 Episode 1: Ride Clean/Go Route to Jesus

    We recorded this before Aaron Rodgers' achilles burst so all of Jared's Jets excitement sounds very, very sad now. Pathetic, in fact. Desperate and loathsome. We also didn't really know what to do in this episode but people at the draft told us to keep recording so this is what you get. We don't...

  17. SubParcast S2 Episode 10: Playoffs?!? (Conference Championships)

    Glorious Commissioner joins to provide a league update and discuss some autocratic changes . We also talk about the two Conference championship matches, and Dane says a final goodbye to his season.

  18. SubParcast S2 Episode 9: Playoffs!?! (Week 2)

    Not much here except we discuss all four Playoff week 2 matchups, compare position groups, and pick the winners. Note that this was recorded on Thursday before the Saturday games and before Mike White was downgraded to out. I meant to have it published by Friday but I saw Avatar and then drank…

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  19. SubParcast S2 Episode 8: SubPar Playoffs, Round 1

    This is pretty straightforward. We talk about the first round matchups and make predictions. Enjoy. Also Dane sings the theme song to a kid's show.

  20. SubParcast S2 Episode 7: Playoff Scenarios

    In this only 1 hour episode we discuss all the playoff scenarios, including who's in, who's out, and who's on the bubble. It gets complicated in the Malt Liquor conference, but if you want to know if you have a path to the playoffs you should listen to this episode because we figure it out with…

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  21. SubParcast: German Edition

    We recorded this at 6:30am pacific time while watching the Seahawks-Bucs play in Germany. Ian of 10th Street Hooligans joins us. We talk about football, the Native American History museum in Washington D.C, fatherhood, Geno Smith (awesome), Russell Wilson (bad), and more. Nate, Dane and Ian spin...

  22. SubParcast Season 2 Episode 5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye/"I don't know s*** about f***"

    This is some unhinged stuff, a midseason meltdown, it doesn't take long to go off the rails. We don't really talk about fantasy football very much but we do predict the championships, and there's a little bit here and there about the NFL. But then there's a lot of digressions into Kanye/Ye, WWI...

  23. SubParcast Season 2, Episode 4

    Dane reads your mean texts in a new segment. He also adds Miles Sanders to his growing list of nemeses. Then we recap all the matches from Week 1 and overreact to a bunch of stuff. Nate also has a theory about the identity of the Zodiac Killer in his ludicrous "Tips from the Champ" segment.

  24. SubParCast S2 E3: Week 1 Preview

    For a dumb 1.5 hours we preview all the week one matchups (even yours, with your garbage players), play a memory game based on old message board posts which could be used for blackmail, and we make our BOLD PREDICTIONS (tm) for the 2022 Sub Par and NFL seasons. Don't listen to this episode if you...

  25. SubParcast Season 2, Episode 2: 2022 Malt Liquor Draft/Best Pick, Worst Pick

    We recap and grade the drafts of all 12 Malt Liquor franchises, including our own. Also, we choose the best and worst picks of the draft, which you can later use to humiliate us. Dane opens up about the criminal world of agricultural certification. Nate does his little segment where he gets to...

  26. SubParcast Season 2, Episode 1: 2022 Brass Monkey Draft Recap/Getting COVID in Winthrop

    We are back and we still kind of suck. In this episode, we recap the draft and give grades to all the Brass Monkey conference teams. So if you want to know how we feel about your draft, and to potentially use our predictions for humiliation/revenge later on, you should listen. Also, Jared got...

  27. SubParcast Episode 6: Playoffs? Playoffs!

    We talk about the first round of the SubPar playoffs, give our projections, and pick the most likely 2021 league champion. We also discuss the 2007-2015 AMC Drama "Mad Men," among other TV shows and films. We talk about some other stuff too.

  28. SubParcast Episode 5: The Power of Love(iska Shenault)

    We unpack #tradegate (at about the 45 minute mark), talk about how some of your teams are irredeemable (Randy), and navigate the Free Agency list for the best last-minute pickups. Dane provides a thorough defense of his trade via his earth-shattering love for Laviska Shenault. But he ends this...

  29. SubParcast Episode 4: Red Dawn: The Steve Belichick Story

    It was Wednesday and we were kind of tired so we don't do very much here. You don't need to listen if you don't want to. We talk about a couple teams in Subpar and their week 4 experiences. We talk a little bit about NFL stuff in general, and then we pick the games. But we do discuss Steve...

  30. SubParcast Episode 3: Apologies to Minnesota/The Jacoby Brissett Experience

    There's way too much dumb s*** in here. Commissioner Chad L. jumps on to talk about fantasy football, but for some reason we talk about the post-war German migration into South America. We learn that Dane’s kid probably didn't crash his dirt bike. We talk about St. Ides Malt Liquor. We make our...

  31. SubParcast Episode 2: The Deer Hunter Episode/Dane Doesn't Have a Championship

    Jon Bullard was trapped in a mine. Dane storms out. Few people care about the Jaguars. This is a week 2 recap, and we talk for 2 hours and 7 minutes. We were going to divide it into two episodes, but the Deer Hunter was just one movie. This is just one podcast episode.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A light and intellectually limited discussion of a very unknown fantasy football league. Your hosts are members. That's about all the qualifications they possess... It's sub par afterall.

HOSTED BY

Dane

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