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Super Beet Podcast
by Super Beet
Phil, Mike, and Bernie, three wandering fools, get together to talk about video games, esoteric media, and surviving the post-apocalyptic landscape that is everyday life.
Episodes
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Episode 37 - Flubbed Up
This episode is all about the games, oh yeah! Most of it anyway. We get into Stray, Neon White, and oh yeah, what about those pesky JRPG tutorial phases? Also that Flubber movie scene where the slime almost kills a man. To have a message read OUT LOUD on the show, please email…
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Episode 36 - Phil Breaks (it) Down Gamer Thrones Style
Have you ever wondered what Game of Thrones was about? Bernie and Mike sure have considered that question before. Thankfully for them and you, resident expert Phil is here to draw up some shocking similarities between Project Triangle Strategy: Salt War, Stranger Things, and George "Ready Rice"...
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Episode 35 - The Movie
Huh? Kept you waiting?? Yeah sorry I know. Mike moved so the podcast thing has been delayed significantly, but now we're back and we're trying something new. You all like videos or so I have heard. Well in that case, here's a little something special just for you; the Super Beet Video Podcast...
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Episode 34 - Hamburger Hackers
Hey there gang, you know we like to keep it loose around here right? That's right. Truth is, we're going to talk about Elden Ring in each episode for about another year, so this is the last time I'll warn you in the description. After that, I kind of forget what happened. Must be a very long...
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Episode 33 - Is Love Blind?
This week* on Super Beet Podcast; The slap heard 'round the world, the game we hate to love, the televised dating experience of Bernie, the twisted government secrets held inside Phil's mind palace that they don't want you to know, the second attempt at roasting a Kotaku writer but then going...
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Episode 32 - Sony DeepStation
CLICKBAIT TITLE. We only talk about state of play for a minute. Not even sure if we get into conspiracy theories on this one. There was some Gundam talk, a bit of Beastly Boys, some kind of recap on The Batman (only Phil saw it) and all three of us dig in a little deeper into our Elden Ring...
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Episode 31 - Elden Ring a Ding: Visions of New Episode
Wake up, wake up oh pathetic little undead one. The podcasting gods have fallen and only darkness remains, thus, it is now your problem to travel the wastes of the kingdom and repair what once was. Plunge into the depths of your phone and complete every episode of Super Beet Podcast. Along the…
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Episode 30 - Nintendo Direct Redux
I'm tired. It's a long episode. We go over literally every game or thing they talked about in the most recent (Feb. 2022) Nintendo Direct. Nobody likes baseball. Wii Sports 2. F Zero isn't worthwhile but boy we are excited to pay for 46 old Mario Kart tracks. Mike learns how many Earthbound games...
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Episode 29 - Chinese Fight Club
Coming up next, wait, what's this podcast about again? I thought these guys were supposed to talk about video games?? So Tell Me Why they talk about Minecraft for like 20 minutes or something? Everyone has been there and done that, come on! I Want Action. Hang on, hold on, I'm picking something...
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Episode 28 - When the Music Hits
Since the dawn of time there was a beat. A pulse resonating between plant and animal, man and beast, god and demon. A unifying timbre that would awaken the primal instinct of self preservation and provide assistance in visual storytelling. Yes, although unaware, even you have been subject to its...
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Episode 27 - Some People Go Their Entire Lives Without Hearing a Podcast This Good (feat. Josh)
I'll be honest, it took me a very long time to edit this, don't blame Bernie or Phil. Don't blame me either! This week, we like, really go over how Phil just watched Matrix for the first time. We get into Master Chief's head (or should I say bed), we get into Halo Ultimate or whatever, we get…
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Episode 26 - Big St. Nick Energy
HO HO HO every listener gets a lump of coal this year! And by lump of coal, I mean this episode. Coal is dense and rich with potential energy and unique insight. Join us as we look back at simpler times of Christmas past where bad games were good, before animes had been adapted to live action,...
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Episode 25 - Shin Megami Tensei V Recap Pt. I
Over 4 years after its initial announcement, Shin Megami Tensei V is finally out in the wild, and in our hands. Words can't really come close to expressing the collective anticipation Bernie and Phil collectively possessed towards this game, but believe us when we say that it has truly been a…
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Episode 24 - Now That's What I Call a GTA Remaster
"OwO henlo fren, i think you step in something." *you look under shoe to see new podcast "O.O!!!!! is that the new Super Beet podcast??? let me see dat!" *pulls podcast from your shoe "lol XD... this is funniest podcast i ever seen! i really like when Bernie talk about Skyrim day, and Phil…
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Episode 23 - Bowser's Castle of Love
It's old news! Yup, we had so much content coming out on our YOUTUBE page (thanks Bernie) that Mike forgot to edit our last episode (this one)! Remember Halo? You're gonna be surprised when you see what he looks like now. Remember Metroid? Mike started playing her new game last month. Remember...
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Episode 22 - Try Out BlueNin Today
Big news last week! No where is safe. Lock up your Twitch, hide your Facebook, run for your life. Everything is getting hacked or leaked, but don't worry! WE are here to KEEP YOU SAFE. All you have to do to gain access to these quick secrets that they don't want you to know about is to listen to…
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Episode 21 - Tom Delonge's Rainbow 6
News and aliens. These are the only two constants in our universe. Forget what you know about death, and taxes, we're here to set you straight on crafting in video games, some new Playstation games that are set to come out, and the controversial Nvidia leak. Phil also is here to talk about how…
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Episode 20 - Escape the Simulation with Kenny
Oh my god! We did it. The big leagues. A milestone. Major league. Go pro. That's right, it's the first official guest on Super Beet Podcast. Also, you won't believe your ears with this one important detail. Yes, it's our first recording IN STUDIO. That's right gang, the check went through, we…
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Episode 19 - The Last Spiritcast That's Left
Oh no gang, you're in for it this time. G4 is back from the dead (or is it?), the new Eva movie just came out (a while ago), and Phil does his best Gary Cooper impersonation (conspiracy guy) on this roller coaster of a ride of an auditory experience. Ok that's it for this 'sode's write up, I'm...
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Episode 18 - Coyote Gold
This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but on Phil's 29th birthday. Now I know what you're saying, "Why does everyone keep telling me all the things I'm saying are out of date by at least two weeks???" Hate to break it to ya, it's because you're getting all your news from the Super...
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Episode 17 - Nintendoled
Maybe we're asleep but at least we aren't at the wheel because that would put us at serious risk of becoming a victim of Vinny's rampage. Coming at you is a vintage episode regarding some possibly questionable choices made by everyone's favorite handheld console manufacturer, Mike's golf game…
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Episode 16 - Revenge of the Guys
Oh man! Did you miss us? We've been a little backed up over here (gross!) at SBHQ but we are happy to bring a little something to all you "nerds" out there that looked like "little freaks" and got "bullied" back in the school days (skool daze). We discuss several instances of being picked on as...
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Episode 15 - "Hey, Lois..."
If there's anything we learned from watching cartoons growing up, it's that sometimes you just gotta cut loose and let go of all the heavy stuff. That's why we decided to have Peter Griffin on the Super Beet Podcast. We know what you're thinking, "But Peter Griffin's a cartoon". While we find it...
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Episode 14 - First Annual Super Beet E3 Recap Podcast
As per the annual tradition, the big game thing happened and everyone is either excited, angry, or carrying on as if nothing has happened. To break the monotony of simply talking about the things that we saw, we each constructed a list of the 5 games that were shown at E3 that we're most excited...
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Episode 12.0+1.0 - You Can (Not) Play A Real Megoomi Tensai Game
Incoming long boi! We had a bunch of stuff to cover for episode 12+1 (want to clarify that this isn't a bonus episode; we are simply adhering to the popular Hideaki Anno naming convention in order to avoid bad luck), and you can bet your shoes that we took our sweet time to cover all of it. With...
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Episode 12 - The Momification of Games
Are you sick of games that put you in control of dad? God knows I am. Today, we take a look at a wayward twitter user's unhinged analysis of the introduction of Resident Evil 8's Lady Dimitrescu to the larger gaming sphere, and how this marks the beginning of what will be later revered as the...
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Episode 11 - The Mothman Atrocities
Behold! Yield! And take heed! The winged harbinger hath awaketh and doth decreed the desecration of thou era of man. Witness, as thou kin turn to ash and transfer alow the ground thou once sought as strength and stability. Anon, thou must atone for thy ignorance, cast aside thou appetency for...
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Episode 10 - Die, Nasty Warriors
We're all guilty of misreading titles from time to time. Whether it be reading Carcassonne as "Carcass Zone", Tomb Raider as "Tom Braider", or the unfortunate "Mario and Sonic at the Special Olympics", the results can range from mild confusion to utter hilarity. In our defense, some of us didn't...
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Episode 9 - Fandamnation
With the advancement towards the social media wasteland that is the internet today, fandoms have entered a state of societal singularity. Fandoms have become larger and more accessible than ever before. On paper, this reads as a good thing. People are able to be more easily connected with other...
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Episode 8 - Mike Exposes Valve
Half-Life, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, Portal, Counter Strike. What do all these franchises have in common? They're all developed and published by a company whose president is a deranged megalomaniac named Gabe Newell. As resident Half-Life fan, Mike has taken on the heavy burden of exposing…
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Episode 7 - Painstation
America is great. America is powerful. America is Playstation, and Playstation is American. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Playstation is a Japanese console!". While such absurd assertions would be quickly dispelled by any rational human being, Super Beet believes in forgiveness and...
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Episode 6 - Alan Woke
Imagine, if you will, you wake up on a Friday morning to see a new episode of Super Beet Podcast. The podcast seems late, but you don't question it. You wonder what the general theme in the podcast might be, but something feels off. You feel your sense of wonder slowly dissipating as you realize...
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Episode 5 - I Wanna Cruise
Super Beet takes gaming news very seriously, and that is why we discuss our collective impressions of the latest unofficial Elden Ring leaks, and why it's imperative that FromSoftware add proper vehicles to their newest title.
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Episode 4 - Nintendo Indirect
Despite Nintendo's best efforts to ostracize their core fandom, Super Beet still loves them! That's why for Episode 4, in a truly spectacular expression of strength and humility, we discuss what games were shown during Nintendo's first Direct in over a year, and what we're most excited to see.
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Episode 3 - Rebecca's Chamber
In honor of Halloween being nearly 8 months from now, we unpack instances of childhood videogame trauma by talking about topics that would probably better suited for regular meetings with a licensed professional, and attempt to use our trauma to try to come up with a truly fresh and breathtaking...
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Episode 2 - Sonic Jr.
Here at Super Beet, we pride ourselves on keeping ourselves brushed up on the best Sonic the Hedgehog knowledge available to us through the use of Google. Listen as Phil and Bernie's brains undergo extreme psychological stress in a last ditch effort to escape from Development Hell.
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Episode 1 - Death of a Guardsman
In the absolute world premier of Super Beet Podcast, we act out one of the most heartbreaking scenes in all of history, while also touching on topics such as the artistic merits of Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire's writing, why Armie Hammer is a loser, and whether youngsters spend too much time inside...
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Phil, Mike, and Bernie, three wandering fools, get together to talk about video games, esoteric media, and surviving the post-apocalyptic landscape that is everyday life.
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