Super Breakfast Friends Club

Kirby's in trouble this week, because Meta Knight is out to train and/or kill him, whichever comes first. Why does Meta Knight work for Dedede? Where does Kirby come from? What did they do to Bugzzy?!

It's Mike's birthday, so we're watching a show he loved as a teenager. Is The World like QWOP? Who wrote this banger soundtrack? Why are cats illegal? Log in and accept our party invite.

It's 2001, and boy does this soundtrack know it. Lara Croft is coping with her dead father's triangle obsession, and we all have to deal with it. Was Wilson supposed to die? How loud should an intruder alarm be? Why didn't Lara simply destroy the first half of the triangle? We may never know.

We're watching Video Power again! Oh no! What race is the Prince of Bangladar? What are Mr. Big's weapons? Where is Manhole 16 in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It's time to get pushed over the Video Power Edge.

We're back to Sonic Underground to learn how it all began. What episode number is this really? Why is Uncle Chuck here? Is everything that happened actually the Oracle's fault? We think so.

Tina wants to borrow Ike's jacket to impress the worst guy in North America, and we have to watch it. Who's the best Edison kid? What do Turner's dreams look like? Is Idella the most relatable character now?

It's 1988 and we're going to the symphony. How much realism is acceptable for a Slime? How Slimy is an Archdemon? Who's inside the Dragonlord? Let's discuss.

The Contessa has stolen a giant hole and only three children can put a stop to her plans. Which are the best prizes? Can Mel focus with all the fun happening on set? How much time is enough time for a child to run around a giant floor map placing beacons?

We're going to the shady desert planet Cryton to look for a little boy's medicine. Is Rick over or underpowered? Who is Bibiribitch? What kind of man is Samurai Goroh? Let's find out.

This week we're in... I think Austria? To meet the newest member of the Darkstalkers, Klaus Schmendrick. Who is Klaus? What does Klaus do? What are Klaus' powers? We're all lucky to have him.

Corpse Party is 30 years old, so we watched it again. What's the best creepypasta? Can skeletons pass through walls? Why do these idiot children keep splitting up? This one wasn't very scary.

MEDABOTS!!!! I forgot, we love this show! How did Coach Mountain plug a volcano? What does Digmole use to shorvel? Do children live in the red light district? Let's sweat through our youth together!

Animal Crossing turned 25 this week, so we watched the movie! Who was your first villager? What's in the mysterious cave? What is Gulliver's deal? Come eat cherry pie with us.

Do you know anything about Wing Commander? We didn't! How do vending machines work in the future? Where would you go to smooch with your rival?How does anyone understand each other over the Space Rock? I think we liked this one actually.

It's time to meet Chuck, Sonic's weird snarling uncle. What is the Roboticizer's sabotage mode for? How much does Chuck really care about the ecosystem? How did so little happen in one of the most memorable episodes? I don't know, man.

Mega Man Battle Network is turning 25! What does the future look like? How do suburban oven fires lead to world domination? Who would your NetNavi be, and why is it Snake Man?

We've returned to Saturday Supercade to meet Donkey Kong's wayward son. Does anyone know the true Kong family tree? Who is Bones Bailey and why is he here? How many crimes has Donkey Kong Jr. committed? At least three in this episode alone.

We're watching the short film adaptation of Papers, Please! How political are the politics of immigration? What's the consequence for letting a married couple in? Would you turn away Elisa? No, of course you wouldn't.

Pokémon is 30! So we watched the first movie. What counts as a move? How can you tell the difference between a human and a Pokémon? Would you Wonder Trade Grampa? Celebrate the Pikachus with us.

The Legend of Zelda is turning 40, so we're back in Hyrule! What talent is Magic Johnson known for? What's Ganon's famous steed? Is there a phone in the medicine dimension? Happy Zelder!

It's Valentine's Day! In hindsight this show was not romantic at all! But I didn't know that when I picked it! What is the secret of the jewels? What's trendy right now in Strawberry Fields? Why do 90s anime have such a problem with consent? We're sorry.

It's our fourth year doing this show, but we're out of Pac-Man shows to celebrate our anniversary with! So we're watching the allegedly Pac-Man based episode of Secret Level. What is a ghost? What does ZOP GAMP mean? How is this show connected to Mr. Driller? We actually have more answers to these questions than usual this week.

It's 2001, and you're a Final Fantasy fan. You're excited to see all your favourite Final Fantasy things on TV. Chocobos! Well... that's it. What's the Pillar of Darkness of Chaos? What happened to Yu and Ai's parents? What is Soil power? Those are examples of the kinds of questions that aren't answered in this episode.

We're back in Station Square, hanging out with an annoying little kid for his money. What's inside Sonic? Who's better, Chris or Chuck? Where's Knuckles?? Gotta go fast.

We're on the Inkwell Isles again, after far too long! Who is the Cuphead and who is the Mugman in our dynamic? What does ice cream smell like? Why are Sherman and Doris here, and why are they the best thing about the episode? Welcome to the Cuphead Show!

When we last left our heroes, they were falling into a pit forever. Who is Garbage Man? Is Medusa hot? What do the Robot Masters look like? We regret learning these answers.

It's the Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights, which is definitely not Christmas. What did DK get for his friends? Where does Klump belong? Why is K. Rool a better boss than most real bosses? Happy holidays!

Tales of Phantasia is 30 years old! Where did this show come from? What's better, summoning or magic? Why is this game so hard to buy in 2025? INDIGNATION!!

The Yakuza/Like a Dragon series is turning 20, so we're hanging out in Kamurocho! How important is it to look like the character you're playing?What yakuza tattoo would you get? Who played Date or Reina in this thing? Seriously, who were they? I don't know.

It's Pacsgiving, which means it's time for us to learn the dark truth behind the founding of Pac-Land. What gender is Pac-Baby? Why didn't the Pac-Witch appear again? Why did this episode have to go THERE? You'll see what I'm talking about.

Ken and Ryu are in this one, though you may wish they weren't. How does Blanka track the Street Fighters? Is it El Fadil or El Fideo? What's the deal with Bison's little Cthulhu babies? Alternate title: Bad Dreams at Bison's House.

It's been 20 years since the first Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game came out! Ouch! What kind of house would a Charmander and Chikorita live in? What's Team Meanies' problem? Does anyone actually want to become a Pokémon? For a show where we rarely answer questions, even fewer questions are answered than usual in this one.

It's been over a decade since the last Twisted Metal game, so it's the perfect time to release a TV show! How clean would shoes be in a post-apocalypse? Do diner maps show the whole US? How many people does it take to play an evil clown? Happy 30th, Sweet Tooth.

It's 2006, and we've spent 5 years begging Konami for a Silent Hill movie. What's the difference between fog world and otherworld? How many Alessas are there? How worried about your child can you be before you stop being believable as a man? Home! HOME! SILENT HILL!!

RESIDENT! EVIL! It's 2022. The Wesker family are moving to New Raccoon City. It's also 2036. The world has ended. Can you be twins if you have different parents? Does Jade really watch Zootopia porn? How do the games fit into this, if at all? We probably need to watch at least one more episode to figure it out.

Halloween is right around the corner, and we're going back to Nougatown to get more candy! Where does nougat come from? Is being a magician any good? Who is Cadaverous Big Bones and why isn't he in this show? Seriously, I'm asking.

We've jumped ahead again to celebrate Halloween in Kanto for our 150th episode! Or sort of Halloween. Technically it's a summer festival, but there's still ghosts! How does James identify? Does Dracula exist in the Pokémon universe? Why does this Gastly talk? Brock's here too.

It's been 20 years since Ace Attorney arrived in English-speaking countries. Edgeworth is here! Also more Gumshoe! Where does Gumshoe eat lunch? How many people can be in jail at one time? Is perjury a crime in the Ace Attorney universe? Who knows, man.

Super Mario Bros. (the game) is 40 years old! So we're watching Super Mario Bros. (the movie)! Will Mario ever take Daniella to Wrestlemania? Can a fungus serve as head of state? Does Daisy have a cloaca? You're thinking about it now.

It's Rayman's birthday, so we thought we'd embarrass him by getting out his old home videos. Who's Detective Grub? Why do they call it a scrapyard? Wasn't there a circus in this show? Set your fax machines to toast and join us.

It's Mel's birthday, so we're going to Shibuya to look for delusions! What's a Gero Frog? Is Takumi okay? Whose eyes are these? It's Chaos;Head.

We're back to see Akira again, and to meet Jacky and Sarah Bryant. Is Akira a predator? What does Sarah find attractive? Why is Alexander here? I think I feel a hot wild vision coming on.

We're in Egypt, where Anakaris is being disrespected by the show's writers. What does Harry's mom do for a living? What functions does a gem have? Why is Anakaris so into fish people? It's enough to make your blood run cold.

We're still on File Island watching children struggle to survive in the wilderness. What's Izzy afraid of? How are Matt and TK related? Does Tentomon really know anything? What are you asking me for?

We're rooting around in Mt. Moon looking for Moon Stones. Where do Sandshrew live? Can Water Pokémon fight on land? What happened to Seymour? We're probably not gonna catch 'em all at this point, just being real.

Come celebrate the release of Team Fortress 2's Love and War Update with a 15-minute short about bread! Who's the funniest class? Is Spy Scout's dad? I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?

Sonic has been isekaied into our show once again. Which Birdie is Birdie? Why does Knuckles have two voices? Is this show REALLY canon? The answer to all of these questions is yes.

We were transported to a faraway land. To a world where monsters rule. Is this a real world or is it hosted locally on Genki's Playstation? How high a priority should isekai be on a bugfix list? Who is the better mascot, Mocchi or Suezo? It's Suezo.

We're back. We did it. Don't question us. What's the most efficient way to deliver bananas? Why do they call him Eddie the Mean Old Yeti? What does the Crystal Coconut do anyway? NOBODY KNOWS.

We've returned to 1999 to check in on Ikki and Metabee, but Mel is very sick. Who is Keith Turtle? Where does Mr. Referee change? What's the deal with horse bones? Horse bones!!!!!