Sure Thing

The endless potential of an uncharged phone.   Get more at http://patreon.com/surething.

Clips from Patreon episodes 99d to 99d to excite and delight. Get weekly episodes on your very own, very special Sure Thing Patreon podcast feed when you subscribe. Wow. You should definitely head to https://patreon.com/surething and get your sticky little hands on the many, many Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes in their entirety.

Clips from episodes 99 to 99c to wet your beak. Get weekly episodes (pretty consistently!) on your very own, very special Sure Thing Patreon podcast feed when you subscribe. Wow. You should definitely head to https://patreon.com/surething and get your sticky little hands on the many, many Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes in their entirety.

Through the most grueling parts of this year's festival season, Wolfey and Josh have been releasing episodes EXCLUSIVELY on Patreon.   Here's a taste in the form of clips - get the many hours of Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes at https://www.patreon.com/surething.

We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my creation. What we'll see will defy...explanation...   http://surething.money http://patreon.com/surethinag

Inducing somnolence for the only podcast audience that willfully defies the fundamental principles of classical physics.   https://patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

Follow us down a lazy river into a padded room.   http://patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

A perpetual state of derealisation.   Bonus episodes every week - be a cool Patreon Guy: http://patreon.com/surething

One little piggy snuffled his way past the electric fencing. Occasionally an episode provides so much insight you'd think we were making clinical progress.   Bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money

The cause of and solution to your trauma.   Get more Sure Thing at https://patreon.com/surething. Extra episodes every week. http://surething.money

Take a punt on your friends and family becoming insolvent.   http://patreon.com/surething.

Waking up screaming in a sensory desperation tank.   Full episode and bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/surething.

We are legally allowed to be here.   http://surething.money.

Struggle eternal against 35 mortal enemies. Legally it is your obligation to take the fear of another as collateral.   Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.     http://surething.money Patreon exclusive content at http://patreon.com/surething

Sabrina the Teenage Williams.   Patron exclusive episodes every week at https://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money

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A day at the water park.   Weekly bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/surething.

You're meant to be in shock.   Join our Patreon if you aren't a coward https://patreon.com/surething.

Buffing out the wrinkles in your brain so you can better put together those jigsaws in your mind's eye.   Full episode and bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/surething.

Basically a group edging session.

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Don't say fat one.   http://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money.

Ozymandiass.   http://surething.money.

Horny Conqueror seeks single Mum at school drop-off for scrambled eggs in the prison cafeteria. The diary is fake but the tears are real - you're like poetry so lemme slam?   A sliver of the Patreon episode. Get it and more in full at http://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money

Everything must go in the paella.

Back in the old days you had children doing important jobs, now a lot of them aren't even allowed on a job site.   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money/

Ozempic faced cotton picking wrinkly regressive therapy sandwich. Go Go Gadget Jelqing.   More episodes at https://www.patreon.com/surething.   http://surething.money.

A short bridging episode while Andrew fixes insidious technical issues.   More episodes at https://www.patreon.com/surething.

Get your own MSB-branded child coffin from Armstrong & Wolfe Oil.   Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.

Yes hello, I am Gus.

Some guy massaging your wife's breast at the public access infinity pool to calm himself down.   Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.    

Mining your dying brain, getting the main vein drained.

You're a permanent observer at the United Nations General Ass-embly.   More stuff, fuller episodes, extra trauma at the Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

Derivative banana tricks for monkeys.

Derivative banana tricks for monkeys.   Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.

All aboard, the Mate Ship is boarding and our final destination is Traumatic Bonding Experience. Bottoms up, dicks out, your legacy is weakness and your future is a medal for excellence in lawncare.   Full episodes on the Patreon feed at https://www.patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money.

A Big Pussy Monster novel. Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.   ***   To achieve consistency in the Sure Thing schedule, we will be releasing 1x Sure Thing and 1x Patreon exclusive Sure Thing weekly. You'll see 30~ minute teaser cuts of the exclusive releases here. If you want more, Patrons get a feed with both full episodes.   Breaking the fourth wall for a moment, both of us enjoy making this piece of shit show immensely, even so we both hit some real bad burnout earlier this year. To avoid it happening again and so we can put out more Sure Thing, we're doing this.

A Big Pussy Monster novel.

Sniff a lemon, drink the wasp water and and lift yourself up, to tower eternal above your kids from way down in the ground. It's 3 demerits for evasion but a never ending joy to hook up to the car battery before the tube ends your sub-par alchemy altogether. I jerked off 4 guys on my way here tonight, and boy are my arms tired.   http://surething.money.

Narrowly escape a deluge of child abuse, change your name and head to the airport as we ask "Where in the World is Roman Polanski?". Your buddy's out of prison selling hot pies.   Please DM us your IQ on Instagram.   http://surething.money http://patreon.com/surething

We are lifting you out of your ketamine haze for a girl's weekend to space. Hurry up and get your thongs on, we've only got 45 minutes before we need to be back at your mother's.   Video on the Patreon http://patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

lol u up? rents rnt hme. u wna drnk drve 2 myn n freek owt n bolt b4 u cn nock on my door? wldnt it be so randm if u gt in our van n cam wit us 2 da farm? we hav drugs i promis itl be siii1ck!1  no? lol k ttyl   Video eps on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

The Moon God is angry. Somebody screwed up their audio, so Somebody Else had to spend 20 hours fixing it in the edit. Thank you for your patience. Jeffrey Dahmer & Greg has finally come to life. See the trailer: https://youtu.be/a87iquHJpo8.   Watch Sure Thing with your eyes at our Patreon. http://surething.money

Win a ticket to the Balinese mod shop, fire up the PS1 and stuff a baggie up your bum. Don't be a bad mule, we've racked up the fun and left you some.   http://surething.money

From hostile womb to chlorinated tomb, there has never been a better time to invest in foreign children. For just $1 per day or a couple of cigarettes, you could play parent to a future patent-making world leader, or mitigate your losses with some basic geo-location sleuthing. Your very own village to brothel is just bed, bath and beyond the horizon. Tested positive for COVID an hour after recording this one. Appreciate your patience until I could get it up. Diligent fans may even catch a telling sniff or cough late into the ep.   See the show in video and support Sure Thing at our Patreon, join our stupid Discord, somebody made a subreddit and send death threats to us on Instagram. http://surething.money

Fly in the face of height restrictions aboard a Bluetooth rocket ship heading to Mars. Anger is the fuel, a motivation, a tool. Train your camera in a last ditch attempt to capture a ghostly shadow - the shadow of your past towering enormous over an uncertain future. The pain of forgiveness and regret turn swiftly into love.   Full video is Patreon only. http://surething.money

The thin veneer of inclusivity invites the exploitation of the most marginalised. Commodify the vulnerable for the battlefield and sexualise the disenfranchised. Synergise a progressive marketing strategy with some deep fake nudes to leverage your signal of virtue and increase profits this quarter. TikTok, time's running out and the grain is too.  We would like to state that Tate is a cuck and Wolfey's addiction to China's digital dissent weapon is being dealt with. You can find Wolfey's appearance on Matt and Shane at: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod http://surething.money

Become the star attraction in the human zoo, Bane mask and all. If you look menacing enough, your soulmate might be just around the corner. No dogs in heaven, just dog meat in the fridge straight from the rainbow bridge - we're only falling deeper into an 18 month recession. http://surething.money

Chew half a pack of cigarettes, your wife is going off the balcony at this corporate retreat. When AI takes all the good podcasting jobs, you'll be dreaming of $5 worth of fruit.   http://surething.money