SurlyHorns Podcast

Episodes

1. 66

   Season 9 Episode 1 - We Still Got It

   Join us as we kick off Season 9 - guaranteed to have 2 episodes in this season and probably many more.

   Nov 21, 2025

   49m
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   Season 8 Episode 1 - OMG WE ARE DOING IT

   We are back after a long hiatus. Expect more fun the rest of the season.

   Feb 25, 2025

   50m
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   Season 7 Episode 3 - What's In This Kool-Aid?

   In this episode of the Surly Horns podcast, Rick and RGB3 blend sports insights with personal stories to offer a refreshing take on the offseason calm of Texas Football. They humorously discuss whether they’re still in Season 3 or have progressed further. Despite the confusion, they emphasize…

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   Apr 17, 2024

   1h 16m
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   Season 7 Episode 2 - Happy Birthday Sark

   Welcome to the wild ride with the Surly Horns Season 7 Episode 2, where we dive into the heart of Texas sports, pop culture, and a sprinkle of life's random musings. Strap in, because we're dishing out the details faster than a speeding sandworm through the desert of Arrakis! The gang kicks off...

   Mar 21, 2024

   1h 07m
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   Season 7 Episode 1 - We're Back

   Come join us to talk the season overview, EA Sports College Football '25, NIL news, and much more.

   Mar 8, 2024

   48m
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   Season 6 Episode 4 - Winning Feels Good

   We go through the epic weekend, the win, and some misfortunes we had along the way.

   Sep 13, 2023

   1h 19m
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   Season 6 Episode 3 - The Marvelous RV Trip To Tuscaloosa

   A compilation for you to listen to on your way to tuscaloosa or to pump yourself up for the 6PM kick.

   Sep 9, 2023

   47m
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   Season 6 Episode 2 - Red, White and Blue

   Join us in this episode where we talk July 4th, 2023 Conference overview, recruiting and more.

   Jul 7, 2023

   1h 10m
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   Season 6 Episode 1 - Homemade Implosion

   Join us as we pick up right where we left off...sometime last week or something like that. Lots to talk about, plenty of NIL news, we run through the 2024 SEC schedule, and more importantly where we think will be the most fun to visit. It's good to be back.

   Jun 30, 2023

   1h 06m
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    Season 5 Episode 7 - Alabammer Slammer

    Just a humble podcast begging for money, help, and ranting about all things NIL and we even sprinkle in a little talk about Football and food. Come to the tailgate - Tent 91 LBJ Lawn. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/26628-2022-surly-tailgate-meta-thread-of-dominance/?do=getNewComment map…

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    Sep 9, 2022

    52m
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    Season 5 Episode 6 - Brayden Liebrock

    We sit down and chat with Brayden and get to know what he's about and how this MUCHO app works.

    Aug 10, 2022

    21m
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    Season 5 Episode 5 - Gunnar Helm

    In this episode we talk all things Gunnar Helm and what makes him who he is.

    Jul 30, 2022

    31m
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    Season 5 Episode 4 - Nate "The Great" Hatter

    We sit down with long term walk on and excellent student athlete Nate Hatter and talk beer, food, what the longhorns mean to him and life after football.

    Jul 29, 2022

    26m
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    Season 5 Episode 3 - Roschon "RoJo" Johnson

    We sit down with one of the baddest mother fuckers around.

    Jul 28, 2022

    25m
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    Season 5 Episode 2 - Jared Wiley Speaks His Mind

    We have a great conversation with Jared Wiley who is now on the TCU Horned Frogs team after his graduation from Texas.

    Jul 14, 2022

    33m
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    Season 5 Episode 1 - We Made NIL Our Bitch featuring Jonathon Brooks

    This is a fun episode where we talk through a lot of our journey in NIL, we have as special guest the Bad Mother Fucker award recipient Jonathon Brooks where we get to learn a little bit more about who he is as a person.

    May 15, 2022

    1h 01m
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    Season 4 Episode 3 - NSD Special Featuring Juan "Dook" Davis and Ja'Tavion "JT" Sanders

    Droppin' Bags, talking to players, catching up on all the offseason happenings. Enjoy it's a long one!

    Feb 4, 2022

    1h 39m
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    Season 4 Episode 2 - The Santa Rally

    Christmas is here. Join us as we celebrate all things good

    Dec 25, 2021

    1h 12m
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    Season 4 Episode 1 - Another One Featuring Tope Imade

    We are dropping more bags than ever, shit is about to get wild. Join us as we recap the season, talk about some bad mother fuckers (and their awards), talk all things life with Tope Imade and get into the details of one of the wildest and best college football weekends in recent memory.

    Dec 3, 2021

    1h 19m
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    Season 3 Episode 11 - Monkeys and Shit

    We don't even talk about Texas Football in this episode. Come join us if you are looking for an oasis of content related to the Longhorns, but not a brutal recap. We have tons to talk about!

    Nov 5, 2021

    1h 01m
21. 46

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Battered Horn Syndrome

    Join us as we talk about as many things except longhorn football as possible. Including the crazy coaching carousel, the huge portal action and best of all Halloween Candy during the fat boy minute. (Sponsored by MANSCAPED use code SURLYHORNS for 20% off your order and free shipping)

    Oct 29, 2021

    58m
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    Season 3 Episode 9 - We're not back

    title says it all.

    Oct 22, 2021

    58m
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    Season 3 Episode 8 - FUCK

    We have a case of the ragey sads. Join us as we lament the loss to Oklahoma, talk about immamacs debaucherous weekend in Dallas, give a sneak preview of the Oklahoma State game and talk about the upcoming Recruiting weekend which is H-U-G-E.

    Oct 15, 2021

    1h 07m
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    Season 3 Episode 7 - Cease and Desist

    Join us as we talk into the shenanigans surrounding the podcast, a recap of what's going in around college football and most importantly what we think of the Longhorns chances in Dallas this weekend. Buckle up because this week's podcast is filled with hate, because it's 8AM and OU still sucks!

    Oct 8, 2021

    1h 06m
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    Season 3 Episode 6 - Stomp The Cockroaches

    This is a rowdy episode, come join us as we talk about all things Texas Football. We talk through the Tech results (Spoiler: 70-35), what to expect from our team moving forward and the happenings around the NCAA. Join us as we practice stomping some roaches. TCU we're coming bitch.

    Oct 1, 2021

    58m
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    Season 3 Episode 5 - Back From The Dead

    Join us this week as we catch up on all things Longhorns, we talk through Rice, the upcoming game against Tceh, recruiting, basketball, and so much more.

    Sep 24, 2021

    1h 07m
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    Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun (part 3)

    we got fucked.

    Sep 12, 2021

    6m
28. 39

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun (part 2)

    We just got back from the bars. Fuck you bitch.

    Sep 11, 2021

    16m
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    Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun Featuring Cade Brewer

    We have embarked on an RV trip to Fayetnam for the game, we also have the one and only first Burnt Ends TD Scoring Cade Brewer

    Sep 10, 2021

    1h 02m
30. 37

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Dropping Bags

    This is an instant classic. Listen to our misadventures as we tell the story behind the player photos for Burnt Ends signing day. We have plenty of season predictions, new words that we've made up, recruiting news and of course the fat boy minute (still featuring music!)

    Sep 3, 2021

    1h 11m
31. 36

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Officially Official

    SUBSCRIBE to Burnt Ends - the only crowd funded NIL activity focused on TE at the University of Texas. We talk about all kinds of stuff in this episode, but mostly related to paying players - totally above board and approved and sanctioned by the University.

    Aug 24, 2021

    1h 10m
32. 35

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Burnt Ends

    Listen for all you need to know regarding Surly Horns NIL program called Burnt Ends. We talk recruiting, NIL, and all things Longhorns sports.

    Aug 6, 2021

    1h 02m
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    Season 2 Episode 23 - SEC-SON FINALE

    We talk about all things Texas and OU to the SEC, but fuck OU and fuck the Big 12.

    Jul 28, 2021

    1h 25m
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    Season 2 Episode 22 - Featuring Closetojumping

    RECRUITING AND NIL HOLY SHIT

    Jul 14, 2021

    1h 36m
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    Season 2 Episode 21

    Finally back with relevant content! Join us as we talk Texas Baseball, Basketball and the latest recruiting news great episode with minimal technical difficulties

    Jul 3, 2021

    1h 05m
36. 31

    Season 2 Episode 20

    Well it's peak offseason folks.

    Jun 15, 2021

    1h 12m
37. 30

    Season 2 Episode 19

    We are deep in the offseason. This episode we talk about Stonks, Crypto, a little bit of sports news, ridiculousness and ice cream.

    Jun 5, 2021

    58m
38. 29

    Season 2 Episode 18 - The Great Outage of May 27th

    We didn't really have anything to talk about so we just told a bunch of stories and then the site went down. Have fun listening to this one.

    May 28, 2021

    1h 08m
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    Season 2 Episode 17

    Sorry for our extreme tardiness, but this just means you get 2 episodes in one week after a week and a half break. Lucky you. Join us as we talk about the NFL Draft, the Aaron Rodgers situation, cinco de drunko, mexican food, and much more!

    May 17, 2021

    1h 04m
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    Season 2 Episode 16

    Immamac is in Key West, talk about some of his adventures and then talk about all things Longhorn sports including baseball, volleyball, basketball, spring game, football recruiting and much more. A fun episode that fits squarely into offseason.

    Apr 30, 2021

    1h 00m
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    Season 2 Episode 15 - KYLE UMLANG

    Join us on this week's episode as we delve into the twitter sphere with none other than the top dog on Longhorn Twitter - Kyle Umlang. We talk Aggie facts, spring game preview, recruiting, baseball, volleyball, and much more.

    Apr 23, 2021

    1h 03m
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    Season 2 Episode 14

    We talk with Derka and Slorch about all things Chris Beard including the Texas Tech years and us stealing all their coaches and players. We move on from that and talk all kinds of things, some talk of spring practice, but mostly just offseason bullshit. RIP DMX.

    Apr 17, 2021

    1h 04m
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    Season 2 Episode 13 - Featuring Nate Boyer

    Join us as we talk Godzilla vs Kong, have a great interview from Nate Boyer about all kinds of things including his decision to come to Texas, his time on the 40, the transition from Mack to Charlie and what he has going on now. We finish up with talk about the Chris Beard hire, Spring practice...

    Apr 9, 2021

    1h 08m
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    Season 2 BRISKET EMERGENCY W/ Grant Pinkerton

    We were drunk, laughing and having a good time and the pitmasters over at Pinkertons BBQ thought it would be a good time to get on and talk shit about Lincoln Riley's disaster of a brisket.

    Apr 5, 2021

    15m
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    Season 2 Episode 12 - Chris Beard HIRED

    WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? Well, if you listen you'll find out a lot more than just the Chris Beard hire. We have some recruiting updates, some retirements to announce and lots of talk about baseball in honor of opening day for the MLB.

    Apr 2, 2021

    58m
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    Season 2 Episode 11 - Featuring Jeffrey "The Shark" McCulloch

    Join us as we have a very open and honest conversation with The Shark. We had a blast recording this interview and we hope you have a blast listening to it. We talk about a wide variety of topics including his recruitment, his time at Texas on and off the field through 3 coaching regimes and some...

    Mar 26, 2021

    1h 02m
47. 20

    Season 2 Tournament Reaction Podcast Featuring Derka

    Anger, Anguish, Despair. Listen to our raw reaction to the loss to ACU in the tournament in a special bonus edition of the podcast featuring Derka

    Mar 23, 2021

    1h 03m
48. 19

    Season 2 Episode 10

    Continually improving intro song + incredible talk about spring practice predictions, how RGBIII is going to get covid in souf carolina, the latest news and current events and much much more.

    Mar 19, 2021

    1h 27m
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    Season 2 Episode 9

    Hell of a show with absolutely no talk about recruiting, but a lot of talk about other things. Hope you enjoy the show.

    Mar 12, 2021

    1h 04m
50. 17

    Season 2 Episode 8

    We talk about some happenings, some stonks, some longhorn sports, and have a great guest to give us some "$9.95er" insight into recruiting.

    Mar 5, 2021

    1h 29m