Episodes
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Ep. 169 "Dick Lazer" - Candace & Mel
This week’s episode is basically a fever dream diary entry come to life. We cover: A race reveal gone sideways (don’t ask). The weirdest Uber driver story leaving Monarch—dude was basically a side quest. A wholesome lunch with the parentals that somehow ended with a fender bender. The Dyer…
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Boom Bap on the Border: An El Paso Hip Hop Story - Episode 3
In this episode, we take it way back! Join me and my friends Tito, Marc X, Arkatak, Pooh Heff, and Groove as we answer the question: "What were some Hip-Hop related things to do in El Paso back in the '80s and '90s?" We swap stories about the legendary Breaking Boundaries battles, crossing over…
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Ep. 168 "Cu-labia/The Colonoscopy Episode"
In this jam-packed episode, hosts Jesus and Mel dive into the ultimate trifecta of chaos: music, medical procedures, and merry festivities. First, they recount their night at The Drums concert, where the vibes were immaculate, the crowd was questionable, and Jesus maybe cried (but it was dark, so...
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Ep. 167 "Ashwagandha Forever!" - Candace and Mel
The gang talks about the TikTok backlash Jesus received over a James Earl Jones (RIP) related meme, the recent Atmosphere concert, the Dallas Cowboys/Buck's Cabaret fail, pink coozies and local bars hating on "God Bless the USA". They try a hilarious new segment called "She Knows!" where Melissa...
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Ep. 166 "Caviar Cream Pies" - Candace and Mel
The gang talks about their new sponsor (Shutterjock Headquarters), birthday shit, Cum Coco Vodka, El Camino restaurant and Kingdom Fight League. They also talk about Jesus's penchant for playing God Bless the USA on TouchTunes and people thanking him for "his service". They discuss the dregs that...
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Boom Bap on the Border: An El Paso Hip Hop Story - Episode 2
Listen to my friends Tito, Marc X, Arkatak, Pooh Heff and Groove answer the question "Who are some hip-hop heads that you knew, knew about and/or hung out with?" (80s and 90s edition). You get to hear about legends, crews and contributors like ISM, Robot, B-Boy Steve, Bash, Hero, Oyes, Rob (Al...
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Ep. 165 "Rule of Thumb Part 2" - Lonnie and Lamar (Kingdom Fight League)
Lonnie, Lamar and Jesus talk about the origins of Kingdom Fight League and their upcoming event. Lonnie and Lamar also talk about different community outreach projects that they started. They also talk about the time Jesus saw Lamar fight in an epic match in Las Cruces. They discuss some of the...
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Ep. 164 "Fifth Column" - Interstellar Dwellars
Chris and Tony talk about their cannabis grow business and Tony's Hollywood job. They all discuss joke thieves, Jesus's fear of East Loop 375, Tall Kyle collaboration album and weed strain and taking it too far with White Claws. Chris and Tony also perform an a cappella version of one of their...
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Boom Bap on the Border - An El Paso Hip Hop Story - Episode 1
Listen to Marc X, Arkatak, Groove, Tito and Pooh Heff answer the questions "What is your earliest memory of El Paso related Hip-Hop and what year did that occur?" Episode 2 coming soon! ------ Beats produced by Groove, Bless 1ne and Jazzanaut Logo designed by Alex Arriaga
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Ep. 163 "Chicanx" - Caleb Lara (Elevate El Paso) with co-host Mel
Caleb from Elevate El Paso stops by to talk about the past, present and future of Elevate El Paso, his project with El Paso legend Hal Marcus, Freemasonry, Luciferianism and online haters who don't like his hair. Mel and Jesus talk about a strange yet funny interaction with another couple at a…
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Ep. 162 "Pocho Gang" - Special Guest Co-Host Mel
The gang talks about an age limit for new slang, lifting and immediately reinstating Jesus's Chico's Tacos boycott, recent visit to Taconeta, Jags, the definition of "pocho" and much more!
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Ep. 161 "God's Speedo" - Random...Again
Random is back for the 5th time! The boys start off strong by talking about typewriters and bell pianos. Random then tells us about destroying battle rappers in London and Alaska, his habit of destroying cell phones in fits of rage, feeling uninspired and consuming the supposed super food, ghee.…
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Ep. 160 " JOMO" - Candace & Mel
Candace talks about getting pulled over again. Jesus and Mel talk about their recent trip to Vegas to attend a comedy festival (Skankfest) and what they did while they were there like free cocktails on the plane, Uber adventures, seeing some of our favorite comedians, meeting Dr. Drew, seeing…
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Ep. 159 "Suicide, I'm Ready!" - Mel, Candace and Gee
Jesus and them get together to talk about the Sweet Jesus Radio 10 year anniversary, Candace going to UBH (if you know you know) and Candace and Gee in Seattle. Jesus talks about some dumb ass at Mulligan's bar and The Muthafuckin Logo (show some respect). Candace talks about her "little" brushes...
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Ep. 158 "B.A.G. (Bouncers Against God)" - with special guest co-host Kiko
On this Crown Royal and Sol fueled episode, Jesus and Kiko talk about how they met. Candace talks about getting "sick" at "the brunch". Jesus gives a review of the Cali Classic Tour concert. Kiko tells us the patron do's and don'ts and talks about his affiliation with B.A.G. (Bouncers Against…
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Ep. 157 "Iteration" - Michael Cardoza/Mike/Arkatak
Sweet Jesus and Mike talk about BJJ, what Mike’s been up to since he has temporarily returned to El Paso and the awesomeness of painkillers. They also talk about Jesus’s recent trip to Meow Wolf, nerd out on old yet epic Hip-Hop shows, drunkenly argue about who made the beats for Common's "Like...
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Ep. 156 "Wawis Gang" - Special Guest Co-host Gee (Big Ben's Drive-Thru)
Candace, Jesus and special guest co-host Gee (Big Ben’s Drive-Thru) got together to talk about Happy Meals (again), Big Ben’s Drive-Thru adventures, favorite concerts, addiction, the Super Bowl, Jesus’s recent sleep paralysis episode and much more!
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Ep. 155 "Happy Meals" - Candace Returns
Fly ass co-host, Candace is back to talk “Happy Meals”, new job adventures and favorite crack heads! They also do some catching up and talk about Jesus’s birthday and Halloween shenanigans. Candace tells us a little about her love life, shares a crazy fender bender story and much more!
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Ep. 154 "Keeping it P.C." - Clayton Berry
Clayton talks about what it was like growing up in Florida and El Paso. He also tells us about his first job making pizzas and how that job inspired him to pursue his current occupation/passion as a personal chef. We also get to hear about a love triangle he got involved in while attending…
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Ep. 153 "Bucket List Shit" - NY State of Mind Tour Recap with Dos And Groove
My bros, Dos, Groove and I get together for a Gentleman Jack fueled episode to recap the NY State of Mind Tour (Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, Busta Rhymes). They also dry up every vagina within a 7 mile radius by telling extremely nerdy Hip-Hop stories. Jesus takes entirely too long telling us about the…
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Ep. 152 "Pacific Islander" - Feat. Random and Candace
Random, Candace a Jesus talk about hiking adventures, hoodrat chronicles and the Pacific Islander debacle. Random recounts a time, while in Mexico, he watched his dominatrix girlfriend go potty on a guy while he (Random) read a book. He also shares an epic battle rap story and the time he almost...
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Ep. 151 "Ese Circuit" - Callin Bluffs with Verse
Ep. 151 "Ese Circuit" - Callin Bluffs with Verse by Sweet Jesus Radio
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Ep. 150 "Poet Beef" - Random's Back
The homie, Random returns to the show to deliver another classic episode! They talk about his dope art project “The Monsters”, his love for his cool ass parents and the “rhythm to life”. They also discuss life in Cleveland, the beef he had with a poet and “white guy confidence”. He then recounts...
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Ep. 149 2021 Year in Review featuring Dee
The band is back together and Dee talks about a recent altercation revolving around her pooping pooch. They recap their holidays. Dee tells us about her adventures in Arizona. They also discuss the highlights of 2021, favorite episodes of 2021 and much more!
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Ep. 148 "Red Wings"
The gang recaps their Thanksgiving and weekend adventures. Candace talks about getting recognized in public, getting her heartbroken and a high-speed, GTA-esque side mission she got pulled into. They answer Facebook friend questions. The young homie, Paris, pops in for a bit during a Candace pee...
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Ep. 147 "Toe Chakras"
A drunk and obnoxious Jesus spews a bunch of nonsense but Candace saves the day by talking about her plans for a Sweet Jesus Radio burn book, her fake boyfriend and her “LOML” (which are two different people) and Hennessy induced nose-ring vomit. They also discuss the five-year anniversary of...
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Ep. 146 "Duh" - Lavell Jones Returns
Lavell, Candace and Jesus talk about 2020 highlights and lowlights, Lavell’s album, “Long Story Short” and his performance at “Chalk the Block”. They discuss multiple sports topics like the Dallas Cowboys and Wilder vs Fury 3. They also have an interesting conversation about health and fitness…
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Ep. 143 "Normalize Gay" - Groove and Brain
Ep. 143 "Normalize Gay" - Groove and Brain by Sweet Jesus Radio
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Ep. 142 "Tribe" - Christy (True Colors Tattoo & Salon)
Christy and Jesus talk about how they met. Christy shares her background and how she got into the beauty industry. Christy also talks about her business, True Colors Tattoo & Salon. They discuss “ball-busting” and “attachments”. They conclude by talking about Jesus hosting La Parada and Christy’s...
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Ep. 141 "Manifest" - Rene Armijo (www.renesellshouses.com)
Jesus and Rene talk about how they met. Rene talks about his background, early boxing career, training with legendary boxing trainer Emanuel Steward and being the Texas State Golden Gloves Champion. Rene also talks about meeting Oscar De La Hoya and making the cut for the boxing-themed reality...
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Ep. 140 "Fake Boyfriend" - special guest co-host Rachel (@Sexinthesuncity)
Rachel chimes in on multiple topics. Jesus talks about paying for a pizza with quarters and the awkwardness that ensued. Candace talks about her trip to Miami and her fake boyfriends. Jesus also talks about good times at 915 Vibes and Sunday fun day at the illpaso shop. The gang caps things off...
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Ep. 139 "Lachrymose"
Jesus and Candace talk about recent adventures including trips to Fowl Mouths, Mountain Star Brewing Company, Ojos Locos and Bourbon & Brews. They discuss why men like women with high-pitched voices. They listen to Jesus’s voiceover audition. Jesus aka Monty Crython almost cries during a new...
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Ep. 138 "Consciousness Shift" - Josh Brown
Josh and Jesus reconnect. Josh talks about his background, the legendary New Paso performance at NDMF, SXSW stories, past and future projects, Los Angeles studio adventures and much more!
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Ep. 137 "Meef" - with special guest co-host Candace's brother (Star Burgers)
Candace’s brother talks about his new venture, Star Burgers. Jesus talks about the lift of the lockdown and mask mandate in Texas. Candace recaps the Mike Castro (Legalize EP) and Joe Nava (LNSC) episodes. The gang discusses listener feedback, lessons in self-respect and more awesome shit!
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Ep. 136 "Hop, Skip and a Bump" - Ocho Sanchez Returns, featuring Tito
On this impromptu episode, Jesus is more trashed than usual. Ocho, who lives in Houston, talks about Texas Snowstorm 2021, his new EP, Bolsitas and his upcoming album, Traficante. Candace talks about her “decent blackouts”. Jesus talks about the time someone tried to grab his junk in a bar...
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Ep. 131 "Wean On" - Marcelo Perez Returns
Marcelo (El Paso Mental Health) returns to talk about the importance of developing healthy coping methods for stress during the Corona era such as rest, exercise and a healthy diet. We talk about how Corona has affected his job as a mental health professional. We discuss the importance of…
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Ep. 130 "Tertiary" - 2020 Year in Review
On this super long year in review episode, Candace and I talk about our 2020 highlights and lowlights such as my bout with Covid-19, getting punched in the face by a girl at a concert, Candace becoming co-host, my birthday party, Friendsgiving, New Year’s Eve and more. We talk about some of our...
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Ep. 129 "Quasi-Deep" - with special guest co-host, Chris aka Candace's brother
On this episode Candace tells us about her recent trip to Las Vegas. Our special guest co-host, Chris recounts his life adventures including the time he owned a catering business, living in his car, getting his degree and recently moving back to El Paso. I give a review of restaurant, Morra Mia....
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Ep. 128 "Negative H" - with special guest co-host Kayla McCorkle
We talk about horrible managers and call center life. Kayla tells us about her crazy childhood. We also talk about the hardships of female “maintenance”, creepy men and Pen15 (again). We give some show and movie recommendations like “Filthy Rich”, “Upside” and “Too Old to Die Young”. We end…
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Ep. 127 "Appreciation" - Omar & Alecs (Wyze Guyz Tattoo Parlor)
On this episode we talk about how we met, their background, the origins of Wyze Guyz Tattoo and their travels around the world. Omar tells us about how he started tattooing. Alecs tells us about his #funkyoursunday series on Instagram. We also discuss music, answer Facebook questions and much more.
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Ep. 126 "Seh-gooey"
We talk about recent hangs with new friends and bars we’ve recently been to. We recap the Alex Arriaga episode. We talk about the (baby daddy) Dak Prescott debacle. We also review “Queen and Slim”, “Lovecraft Country”, “Pen15” and “Horace and Pete’s”.
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Ep. 125 "Golden Hill" - Alex Arriaga
We talk to Alex about growing up in Sparks, TX, being a B-Boy and his inspiration. We discuss how and why he started blowing glass. We talk about opening his own shop and his plans to teach others the art of blowing glass. He also tells us how he got the gnarly scar on his face and much more.
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Ep. 124 "Chancla Rulez" - Rico Velez (Dewey's Pub, The El Paso Wing Factory) feat. Tito
Rico and Tito return to talk about Corona’s effect on local businesses, the state of The El Paso Wing Factory, Dewey’s Pub and illpaso. We discuss what they’ve done and are doing to adapt, navigate and thrive during these unprecedented times. Rico also announces the upcoming opening of his new...
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Ep. 123 "Gaaaaaayyyy"
This episode is the official introduction of my dope ass cohost, Candace. We talk about our awesome trip to Gasoline Ray’s and hangs at El Rey Muerto. We discuss Plato Academy, young pregnancy, where she gets her sense of humor and her “hoes”. I also give a review of The Peanut Butter Falcon,...
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Ep. 122 "Dumb Bitch Tendencies"
On this episode, Candace (aka Young Coaster) and I (aka Lil Koozie) talk about my recent trip to Dreams Cabaret, UFC 252 and restaurant/bar El Rey Muerto. We also discuss what Candace calls DBT (dumb bitch tendencies) and we review movies American Ultra and Guns Akimbo. Thank you for playing!
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Ep. 121 "It's a Thing"
On this silly episode, Candace and I talk about my recent doctor visit, gluten-free “eepas”, the movies “The Road Within” and “Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far On Foot” and much more!
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Ep. 120 "I Almost Died!" - Aaron Yankosky Returns
In this episode, Candace, Aaron and I talk about Candace’s near-death experience, her birthday shenanigans, birria tacos, scooters, Covid-19 (gross), Aaron’s Army retirement and much more!
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Ep. 119 "Bochinche" - Candace, Amy & Gigi
Gigi talks about her hairstylist business and shares some horror stories, Amy (visiting from New York) shares her adventures from her time spent here in El Paso. We talk about my birthday party. Amy’s also tells us the most epic street fight story in Sweet Jesus Radio history.
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Ep. 118 "Cheesy Gordita Crunch" - Xavier Davis Returns
Xavier returns to talk about Mtha Fkn Apparel, his new tattoo studio Purple Label Tattoo, food pics and much more. We answer listener questions and he even blesses us with a dope a cappella.
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Ep. 117 "DJ Rohypnol" - April, Candace & Erica
On this episode, my good friends April, Candace and Erica join me to talk about tomato sauce dip, hood apartment brawls, social distancing violations and much more!