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Sweet Valley Highnesses

by Van&Jas

We are two sisters who grew up loving the Sweet Valley High books as impressionable young children and thought it would be fun to re-read as adults. You know, now that we understand how f*cking insane every single plot and character is. If you love the books too, let's connect! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @SVHighPodcast or email us: [email protected]

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Episodes

  1. Ep 16 - Sweet Valley Highnesses Presents: A VERY SPOOKY MALIBU SUMMER

    Happy Dia De Los Muertos! In the spirit of this celebration, where the veil between two worlds is lifted, join us as we dive in on the summer classic "Malibu Summer" even though it is now mid-fall and this book is definitely not a classic. Jess has decided that she needs Liz to spend the summer...

  2. Ep 15 - BOOK 24 - MEMORIES

    Welcome to Book 24, “Memories” wherein we witness the return of loose cannon and former teen druggie of Sweet Valley Betsy Martin! Betsy wants Steven Wakefield to hang out with her all the time and reminisce over the death of her sister/Steven’s-former-teen-lover-with-leukemia, Tricia. Jess…

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  3. Ep 14 - BOOK 23 - SAY GOOD-BYE

    It's time for Book 23, “Say Good-bye” where before Todd leaves Sweet Valley forever, he tries on some Sister Wives bullshit. Jasmine is ecstatic! But Liz is sad, and deals with it by acting like a crazed early 2000’s N*Sync fan slash one of the letter-writing obsessed characters from The Notebook...

  4. Ep 13 - BOOK 22 - TOO MUCH IN LOVE

    Welcome to Book #22, wherein another teen who hasn't received their anti-dickmitization/HPV vaccine is doing the most and by doing the most we of course mean being a cringe-monster. DeeDee, a 2-D stand-in for Enid, is having trouble processing her parents divorce and decides the best way to cope...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We are two sisters who grew up loving the Sweet Valley High books as impressionable young children and thought it would be fun to re-read as adults. You know, now that we understand how f*cking insane every single plot and character is. If you love the books too, let's connect! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @SVHighPodcast or email us: [email protected]

HOSTED BY

Van&Jas

Produced by Sweet Valley Highnesses

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What is Sweet Valley Highnesses about?

We are two sisters who grew up loving the Sweet Valley High books as impressionable young children and thought it would be fun to re-read as adults. You know, now that we understand how f*cking insane every single plot and character is. If you love the books too, let's connect! Follow us on Twitter...

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Sweet Valley Highnesses is created and hosted by Van&Jas.
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