Swimsuits Optional

Could you successfully hide a USB drive somewhere no one could find it in your apartment if given 30 min of notice?

Drafting default alarm ringtones, camping in Sequoia, & how to be patient zero in a zombie outbreak.

A stolen T-shirt, a test of survival instincts, & a damn good Gollum impression.

Public transit mishaps, curses of minor inconvenience, & the consequences of playing capture the flag as a grown adult.

What are the highest-tier pasta shapes? Would you bet your life on a 4th grade math test?

LA fires, Teagan's senioritis, & an unreliable getaway driver.

Cold plunges, bird-watching, and other signs of aging.

Corporate greed in the board game industry, surprise guest appearances, & how to fit car keys under a wetsuit.

Aquariums, intergalactic kingpins, & public Venmo transactions.

Nonverbal communication, shark tooth necklaces, & broken laptops.

Summer in Switzerland, hiking in Sequoia National Park, & the world's fastest spider.

A caravan of camels, $10 million snail encounters, & which family member is statistically most likely to kill you.

What's the best iPhone stock alarm sound?

8-foot snowstorms, awkward Uber rides, and poorly-timed surprise visitors.

The Canary Islands, AI art, & a message specifically for Raising Cane's corporate decision-makers.

Clout-chasing European churches, living next to Los Angeles's 405 highway, & best/worst hostel stories.

Connor & Teagan read the world's most poorly-written zombie apocalypse choose-your-own-adventure story.

New Year upload schedule change.

Crusty waterparks, caffeine pills, & finding a $100,000 artifact at Goodwill.

Influences from social circles, long-distance relationships, & family Christmas cards.

Slang word origins, movies for 1st dates, & college admissions departments.

Connor's hottest take on holidays & Teagan's upcoming study abroad semester in Spain.

Our zombie apocalypse survivor group gets bigger.

Teagan's new mic, Indiana's only sledding hill, and dreaming.

Infectious diseases, stargazing, & barbers that don't speak your language.

Technical difficulties. We'll be back next week.

If you had to choose between tagging along with Lewis & Clark, the 1st trip to the South Pole, or Apollo 11...

Irrelevant states, time travel, & friends that overuse the same jokes.

How Teagan gets out of things he doesn't want to do.

Dating a physical therapist & Connor's recent camping trip.

Stoned sheep, childhood injuries, & irrelevant emails from your parents.

Skiing collisions, TV character brackets, & ancient discoveries.

Drawing the Unites States, windshield wiper speeds & whales that suck at singing.

Do soccer goalkeepers get to pick whatever color jersey they want?

Heat waves, kindergarten Zoom classes, & compulsive lying.

Bass Pro Shops, GeoGuesser prodigies, & inhaling too much carbon dioxide.

Connor's stuck in a hurricane.

Field trips, Angry Birds, & water towers.

Rubik's cubes, hiccups, & helicopters.

You'll see.

Mistaken ancestry, Barbie vs. Oppenheimer, & Connor's clinically unhealthy internal alarm clock.

Childhood pets, Cars 2, & cicadas.

McCluskey family lore, overrated popular sayings, & Connor's first time trying Kombucha.

Hypothetical bank robberies & filling in our apocalypse survival group roster.

Camping in Moab, spirituality, & playing basketball on the moon... Yep. This one got weird.

Apple Vision Pro, Connor's trip to Lake Powell, & those creepy animal cyborgs from Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

Lessons learned from 2 seasons of UNC Basketball, Teagan's new living situation, & more cross-country road trip stories.

Top 5 breakfast foods, a newborn baby at Red Rocks, & are Love Actually & Die Hard Christmas movies?

What's it like moving from Russia to the US for high school?

If you could choose any animal to defend your house from intruders, what would it be?