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Swole Sisters
by Kerri Donnelly Bettina Warshaw
Meet the Swole Sisters: Bettina and Kerri. Bettina is a beer-swigging, drum-playing rocker whose ideal form of cardio is performed in a mosh pit. Kerri is a seasoned athlete and quidditch player--yes, you read that right--who uses the gym as an excuse to cancel plans with people she doesn't like.Each episode, we'll sweat through a different workout, while also sweating the bigger stuff like shifting beauty standards, the frailty myth, and the fragility of "self-improvement."
Episodes
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Is This Cooked Enough?
This week, the Swole Sisters are in Bettina's (wheel)house as she "teaches Kerri to cook" and the ladies talk health, bodies, food, gasses...you know, the usual. Also, are you really obligated to talk about Whole 30 while on Whole 30? Not really a spoiler alert - yes.
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Can We Pause For Snacks?
Swole Sisters make podcast history–okay, just *this* podcast's history–and finally make it to Pilates!! We answer age-old questions such as 'what is pilates,' 'can you exercise while in bed,' and 'are reformers the ugly step cousins of transformers'? Also, Bettina talks about her new workout...
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Orange You Glad I'm Eating a Banana?
Strap on your heart rate monitors, because Bettina and Kerri are going to Orange Theory! Sweating through the data-based HIIT class, we consider the metrics of wellness, play some word association, and use wine and Thai food to dismantle the patriarchy. The Swole Sisters are on a time crunch this...
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Did You Just Spill Water on Me?
The Swole Sisters settle into their first Self-Care Sunday, trading in brutal burpees for...butt stuff? Bettina and Kerri accidentally book a couples massage, where the two kneed out knots as well as some serious issues like bodily autonomy, drinking in moderation, and the discomfort of…
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Am I Peeing?
The Swole Sisters step out of Williamsburg and brave a new neighborhood–Greenpoint–to get sweaty on a Sunday with Zumba at Breakin' Boundaries. It wouldn't be a Swole Sisters podcast without some weird segues, and this episode we rhyme a bit, talk about Vanderpump Rules and Queer Eye, and the...
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Do You Remember Atomic County?
The Swole Sisters are in for a rude awakening, when they want a Lazy Sunday but end up at an early morning cardio class filled with Amazon gladiator women. This episode also boasts the return of Kardashian Korner, a study of the intersection between political uncertainty and financial...
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Is That Wood?
Swole Sisters get really, uncomfortably sweaty this week at the musically-modivated Y7 yoga class. We revisit our discussion of cultural appropriation in the fitness industry, discuss the tell-tale signs that Kerri's been abducted by aliens, and take a call from a very special listener......
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Why Do You Hate Delaware?
The Swole Sisters are back in the ring for Season 2! We channel our aggression and inner punk rockers at Overthrow, the seedy dive-bar converted into a boxing gym. A lot has changed over the summer--marriage proposals, marathons, therapy, oh my!--but a lot has stayed the same...I'm looking at…
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What's So Good About Pilates?
The Swole Sisters suffer a minor snafu as they tackle an early morning Pilates class. Still, we're here to serve classic segments such as Finance Femmes and Kardashian Korner, and really unpack Kerri's pilates conspiracy theory...
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When's Our Anniversary?
Swole Sisters celebrate one year of doing stuff by going back to the workout that started it all: The Seven Minute HIIT workout! Of course, 365 days later we still don't know how to do an episode without some side convos on Chance the Rapper, Oprah, and analog calorie trackers. This episode is...
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Can You Go Help the Nice Lady?
Podcasting is just like riding a bike...because we haven't done it in a really long time and never really knew how to do it in the first place. The Swole Sisters revisit cycling classes as they take to FlyWheel Williamsburg to talk about Jack Bauer and the gender politics of the Torqboard.…
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What's On Your List?
Ready Player One? Because the Swole Sisters are ready for Asphalt Green's immersive videogame workout: AG6. Amongst the flashing LED lights and synchronized Pop Punk sound cues, we also talk about corporate feminism, the cross-section between Kerri and Kourtney Kardashian, and why it's okay to...
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Should We Harmonize?
The Swole Sisters channel their primordial cosmic energy--and covet some serious crystals--at Shaktibarre! Revisiting both yoga and barre with a hybrid boutique class, this episode asks the important questions: Are community studios the new gym standard? Can gentrification ever be socially...
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What is the Ice Cream of the Future?
The Swole Sisters take some time for self-care as they process the first week in Trump's America. We strategize ways to keep your stamina and spirits up when the world's gone to shit, unpack our experience with the women's march in NYC, and keep track of the things giving us hope (lookin' at you,...
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Are We Talking about Who Smells Now?
2017 getting you down? Our first episode of the year takes to Uplift Studios to lift your spirits! The Swole Sisters invite guest Alicia Carroll to New York's only all-women boutique fitness studio, for a class that tests their strength as well as waddling abilities. In this tangent-heavy talk…
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What Are We Gonna Do With That One Extra Second?
In this mini-episode, the Swole Sisters take their rest day to reset and reflect on our New Years resolutions. It might not be your typical workout, but it's still exhausting trying to figure out how to pursue self-improvement and self-care without being selfish. #TitsOut2017 #FuckShapewear2017...
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Why Didn't I Just Say Regular Beads?
After a month hiatus, the Swole Sisters roll back into your life with some foam rolling at The Living Room's Balanced Body class. Our workout may be mellow this week, but we're as inconsolably frantic as ever as we chat about political paranoia, booby mats, and some great, mom-friendly metaphors....
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Episode 15: Do You Remember Man Yogurt?
Hey. We're still here. This episode was recorded in a simpler time, back when Kerri couldn't quite figure out the spike in her anxiety and Bettina had the grumps just 'cus. So we take to Row House with bellies full of tuna fish, to discover that water is probably an important part to the whole...
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Do I Need Sneakers For This?
Swole Sisters fight against gender roles at their UFC Fight Fit class! In addition to beating up some gym bags, we break down sports entertainment and celebrity, athletes as role models, and the neurochemistry of emotions because why not? Featuring surprise special guest Lucy G! ---^-v--^---...
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Who Is Cool Robby?
People say you can't out-train a bad diet...but can we drive out diet culture? Please? The Swole Sisters step out of the gym and into the kitchen to learn about meal prep from Inspiralized's Meaghan. We also serve up some hot takes on obscure vegetables, the separate spheres, and culinary arts as…
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Who Embodies Female Empowerment More?
The Swole Sisters channel their inner Will Smith at the Miami-inspired dance cardio workout: (305) Fitness. The class promises to “make sweat sexy,” but instead we make ourselves uncomfortable discussing cultural appropriation, our own personal brands of sex appeal, and the infallible...
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What's My Age Again
The Swole Sisters return after their rest day—okay, rest month—refreshed and ready to go Blink gym! We work our way through the “workout menu,” take some online quizzes, and try to cram two-weeks worth of fast-talking nonsense into one episode! We are also now involved in lawsuits with Über, Soul...
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Do You Have a Favorite Elbow?
What’s more daunting than a 14 foot warped wall? The warped societal expectations of our adolescence!!! In this episode, the Swole Sisters welcome their first guest, Liz, to celebrate Kerri’s belated birthday at a Ninja Warrior class. We talk a lot about overcoming fear—and when to accept it—as...
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Can You Cue the Sound Effect?
Get ready to rock and/or roll! The Swole Sisters don’t miss a beat during their drum-inspired workout: Pound. They also weigh the similarities between lady drummers and Hillary Rodham Clinton, test out a new sound board, and talk about butt stuff. This episode brought to you by La Croix seltzer....
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Is This Water Ambient?
Episode 8 is on pointe. The Swole Sisters raise the bar at Fly Barre and infer that isometric movements are the devil’s workout. We also explore ballet as an art form and athletic achievement, and give it up for gnarly feet. ---^-v--^--- Created by Kerri Donnelly and Bettina Warshaw Theme song...
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Are You My Booby?
Ladies, are you bathing suit ready!??!! And by that we mean do you a have flesh colored swim cap that makes you look like a penis? Because we do. This episode does a little time travel to cover our month-long misadventures with Aqua Zumba. We talk about the three summer Bs— bathing suits, body...
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When did my ex start yoga?
It's International Yoga Day! ...Or it was, last week. But let's celebrate anyway! Episode Seven asks the tough questions: What are the branches of yoga? What makes you sweat more--downward dog or discussing your complicity in cultural appropriation? What's an english muffin? Find out these...
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Did we train ghosts?
Even though we forgot to press record for half the episode, it’s still the longest yet! The Swole Sisters host a slumber party before their first ever Soul Cycle class. Bettina doesn’t cry, but our vaginas scream. Bikes are a product of the patriarchy, you guys. ---^-v--^--- Created by Kerri...
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Are boobs just a construct?
This episode is pretty hardcore...or, wait....core work is just hard. The Swole Sisters design their own core circuit, weigh in on gender performance at the gym, and learn that a bad workout means a good snapchat photo. With special guest John Cena!!!* *Kerri’s impression of John Cena…
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Is that a nutcracker?
Its thick-thigh Thursday! Bettina and Kerri discuss the perversity of glute exercises, drink some things, and solve street harassment once and for all. Also, the heat makes us sweat--and swear--more than normal. Sorry, mom. Comments? Compliments? Workout challenges? Hit us up at...
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What is Structure?
The Swole Sisters are back and better than ever…or at least, we’re back and trying our best? This episode, we have a gas in the weight room while Bettina tries strength training for the very first time. We also discuss Kylie Jenner, ‘Having It All,’ and the similarities between running and...
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Do High-Fives Count as Exercise?
Welcome to Swole Sisters Ep. 1! We made it! On this pilot episode, we work through awkward introductions, the seven minute workout, and why seltzer is a problematic way to re-hydrate. Fair warning: Bettina's laughs are full-volume. We're still learning audio production/what this all means/how to...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Meet the Swole Sisters: Bettina and Kerri. Bettina is a beer-swigging, drum-playing rocker whose ideal form of cardio is performed in a mosh pit. Kerri is a seasoned athlete and quidditch player--yes, you read that right--who uses the gym as an excuse to cancel plans with people she doesn't like.Each episode, we'll sweat through a different workout, while also sweating the bigger stuff like shifting beauty standards, the frailty myth, and the fragility of "self-improvement."
HOSTED BY
Kerri Donnelly Bettina Warshaw
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