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Sydney Property Muppets
by Kurt Lawther & Chris Clarke
Welcome to the Sydney Property Muppets, your go-to source for all things Sydney real estate! Join Kurt Lawther, the expert real estate agent, and Chris Clarke, the seasoned buyers agent, as they serve up bite-sized, 10-minute episodes packed with hot topics and on-the-pulse tips about the Sydney property market. Get your weekly dose of property wisdom with a laugh as they tackle the market's quirks and nuances. Plus, stay tuned for the lightning round of 3 quick questions with one-word answers that keeps us on our toes. Don't miss out on Sydney's number 1 property podcast – it's the perfect way to stay informed and entertained!
Episodes
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100. 100 Not Out!
🎙️ Ep 100. The Final Episode – 100 Not Out! After 100 episodes, countless laughs, heated debates, and a fair few microphone malfunctions, we’re calling stumps on the Sydney Property Muppets podcast! In this special final episode, Chris Clarke and Kurt Lawther look back on what’s been an…
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99. Overbearing parents!
In this lively and thought-provoking episode, Chris Clark and Kurt Lorth dive into one of the most quietly influential forces in the property market — overbearing parents. From first-home buyers being guided (or pressured) by mum and dad, to investors pulling strings behind the scenes, the duo...
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Ep 98. October Market Update - Low Stock, RBA & 1st Home Buyers
This month we take a look at what’s really happening in the Sydney market. Stock is tight, with A-grade homes still selling and even B-grade getting results, but anything below that is sticking around longer. That’s why the average days on market has stretched from 28 to 35. We also unpack the...
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97. Underquoting, Overquoting & Bullying Tactics – What Buyers and Sellers Need to Know
In Episode 97 of The Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris call out the biggest frustrations in the property market: selling agents who underquote, overquote, and use bullying tactics that leave buyers and sellers at a disadvantage. The spotlight then turns to buyer’s agents. Kurt challenges...
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96. REAL LIFE AUCTION BEHIND THE SCENES
This week, Chris and Kurt dive into one of Kurt’s recent auctions. They unpack the full campaign that led up to auction day, covering everything from pre-registration and buyer preparation to the nerves and tension that built as the big night rolled around. Kurt relives the fast-paced 4-minute...
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95. Real Estate Agent Reveals ALLLL! Pt1. The Lead Up To Auction!!!
Chris Clarke flips the script, channelling his inner Steven Bartlett from Diary of a CEO, as he interviews Kurt on a recent Inner West campaign. Labeled the “out of area agent”, Kurt still won the business – but how? Was it his fees, advertising strategy, caring approach, or negotiation skills?...
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94. The market is booming??? Market Update! - August Edition
Chris (buyer’s agent) and Kurt (selling agent) from the Sydney Property Muppets dive into what’s really happening in the market right now. Are we at the start of a new upswing, or right at the top of the cycle? Should buyers jump in now or hold off? And how are interest rates shaping buyer...
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93. When the Property is definitely going to Auction!
Chris presses Kurt on what it really means when an agent says a property is definitely going to auction. Together they unpack how buyers interpret those words, the subtle signals hidden in the agent’s language, and how to read between the lines. They also explore different scenarios that can play...
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92. What is in an Agency Agreement???
In this episode of Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris dive into the ins and outs of agency agreements – a crucial but often misunderstood part of selling a property. They break down: Who determines the price in the agreement How co-listings are captured and managed How long an agreement runs...
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91. You Must Buy Now!
In this punchy episode of the Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent challenge buyers to act fast. They explore how capital city growth, tough building inspections, and missed opportunities all come down to one truth—the best time to buy is...
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90. How to Win at Auction!
On this tactical episode of the Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent share their best tips for buyers to win at auction. From mindset shifts to emotional detachment, they unpack strategies like leaving loved ones behind, knowing your limit,...
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89. Capital Cities Rise as One!
In this episode of the Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent dive into an extraordinary market shift—for the first time in recorded history, every single Australian capital city experienced a rise in median property price in July. They…
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88. The Auctioneer’s on Your Side
On this episode of the Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent discuss all things property, including the auction process from the vendor’s side. They explain the role of the auctioneer, the importance of the reserve price, vendor bids and the...
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87. Guide Prices, Contradictions & Chaos - Pet Peeves
Chris and Kurt crack a cold one and get into their biggest real estate pet peeves. Chris starts with a rare moment — paying Kurt a compliment (yep, Jez from HR can sit this one out). Kurt vents about sellers who contradict themselves, while Chris shares his frustration with buyers assuming…
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86. Shoe on the other foot (a taste of your own medicine).
In this week’s role-reversal episode, Kurt and Chris swap perspectives — with Kurt stepping into the shoes of a buyer’s agent, and Chris guiding a client who already has a selling agent. You’ll hear: Kurt share a real-life story of helping a buyer navigate tricky negotiations, reading the play…
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85 – How Not to Be Heartbroken: Buyers Missing Out
In this episode of Sydney Property Muppets, Chris and Kurt unpack the emotional rollercoaster buyers often face — especially when they come to the party too late. Missed opportunities, last-minute regrets, and the brutal truth that just because a property’s been on the market a while doesn’t mean...
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Ep 84. Market Update July 2025
Chris & Kurt are back (again!) with a fresh take on Sydney's property scene. Yes… we recorded this episode twice (thanks to Chris forgetting to hit record the first time). But we’re calling that a win, because this version is even sharper and more insightful than the first. This month, we’re...
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83. Pet Peeves and Pot Shots
In this episode of The Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris dive into the lighter (and sometimes frustrating) side of real estate — personal pet peeves and industry gripes. Kurt kicks things off by reminding Chris of a little humble pie served a few weeks ago before sharing some of the pet...
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82. Renovate or Buy Again???
In this episode of The Sydney Property Muppets, Chris and Kurt dive into one of the big questions for Sydney buyers: should you take on a renovation or simply buy something that's move-in ready? Kurt shares his first-hand experiences across multiple suburbs, revealing that well-presented, fully...
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81. KAMALA HARRIS at AREC!!!
In this unexpected and entertaining episode, Chris and Kurt kick things off with some laughs over marriage counselling, podcast etiquette, and a cheeky callback to last week's "partner" slip-up. From there, the duo dives into AREC – what it is, who it's for, and why it matters in the real estate...
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80. Market Update: Pricing Transparency & Buyer Behaviour!
In this week’s episode, Kurt kicks things off with a slice of humble pie, correcting Chris on a recent mix-up about legislation. The pair clarify the rules around agents disclosing the price listed on the agency agreement when asked — an important one for both buyers and sellers. Chris and Kurt...
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79. Pet Peeves in Real Estate
This week on The Sydney Property Muppets, things get candid… and a little bit cheeky. Off-camera banter about Kurt’s dating life unexpectedly sparks a serious conversation—Chris opens up about a major buyer frustration: people treating realestate.com.au and Domain like dating apps. They swipe…
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78. Red vs Green – Domain vs RealEstate.com.au
Kurt kicks off this week’s episode with a flashback to a childhood traffic light dilemma… red car or green car? It’s a fitting intro as the team dives into a digital showdown: Domain vs Realestate.com.au. From a real estate agent’s perspective, Kurt reveals what really goes on behind the scenes…
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77. Property Market Update!
Bodgy intros, bold predictions, and a whole lotta banter. Kurt and Chris kick things off as chaotically as ever before diving into a post-election market update. Politicians love catchy slogans about making housing more affordable—but Kurt asks the big question: Can house prices actually come...
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76. What happens next, post election!
With election voting happening tomorrow, we take a moment to unpack what's been going on in the property market in the lead-up. In this episode, Chris and Kurt reflect on the past month of relatively steady conditions—but that calm may not last much longer. We're starting to see both buyers and...
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75. What's the Deal When an Agent Changes Agency?
Kurt and Chris kick off with a celebratory beer—find out what they're toasting! They then delve into the intricacies of agents switching agencies. From non-compete clauses to the impact on clients' campaigns, they explore the competitive nature of real estate and the reasons agents might jump…
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74. Who Decides the Sold Price???
Ever wondered who actually decides whether a property's sold price gets disclosed? Is it the buyer, seller, agent, or someone else entirely? In this episode, Kurt teaches Chris a bit of Danish before diving into the complexities of price disclosure. They unpack the motivations behind disclosing…
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73. The harsh realities of price growth expectations in the Sydney Property Market
In this episode, Buyers Agent Chris Clarke and Real Estate Agent Kurt Lawther dive into a real-life case study of a Sydney property investor who expected big returns over the last 5 years—only to be disappointed. Chris and Kurt unpack where many investors go wrong, what unrealistic expectations...
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72. Market Update! The perfect time to buy is the 3rd May???
In Episode 72 of the Sydney Property Muppets, real estate agent Kurt Lawther and buyers agent Chris Clarke delve into the current property market dynamics amidst the backdrop of the upcoming federal election on May 3rd. They explore the noticeable decline in inquiries for buyers agent services,...
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71. Election Called! Why Now is the Best Time to Buy in Sydney
A fresh haircut for Kurt leads straight into a sharp political discussion! With the federal election date looming, Chris and Kurt dive into how elections impact buyers and sellers in the Sydney property market. Will auctions grind to a halt? Why do buyers hold off? And is this year different from...
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70. All Things Auctions!!!
70. All Things Auctions!In this episode, Chris and Kurt dive into the world of property auctions, breaking down bidding trends, agent strategies, and what buyers should really expect on auction day. Chris shares insights from Melbourne buyer’s agent Cate Bakos, who recently discussed the "Theory…
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69. Pissed off underbidder!
Today on the Sydney Property Muppets, Chris Clarke (Buyers Agent) & Kurt Lawther (real estate agent) explore their real life case studies of under bidders who have felt hard done by all because they thought they knew too much. Stay tuned to listen to the stories and see if you can pin point where...
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68. Don't throw away your dream home over 1%
🎙 Sydney Property Muppets – Episode 68 🎙 How often do buyers and sellers walk away from their dream deal over just 1% of the purchase price—only to regret it later? 🤯 In this episode, Chris Clarke (Buyers Agent) and Kurt Lawther (Real Estate Agent) break down the psychology of negotiation, the...
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67. Overseas Buyers Ban on Buying Aussie Homes?!?!
In this episode, Chris Clarke (Buyer’s Agent) and Kurt Lawther (Real Estate Agent) tackle a hot topic—the government's proposal to ban foreign investors from purchasing established properties. Chris breaks down the hurdles foreign buyers already face, while Kurt drops two bold predictions on how...
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66. Market Update - Interest Rates are driving people INSANE!!!
The RBA has dropped interest rates, and Chris and Kurt are back to break down what it actually means for the Sydney property market. Chris believes the impact of new buyers has already happened, but Kurt isn’t convinced—arguing that while unit prices may have responded, houses haven’t moved as...
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65. Mastering the Bluff!!!
Chris and Kurt break in the lounge with a beer, ready to lift the lid on the art of bluffing in real estate. As they reminisce about the legendary Mayonnaise Jar and Two Cups of Coffee story, they open the curtains on four of the most common bluffing techniques—two used by real estate agents and...
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64. This Week on the Podcast: How Many Properties Should You Inspect Before Making an Offer?
Kurt kicks things off with a string of compliments for Chris before diving into the big question: how many properties should a buyer inspect before putting in a serious offer? Chris and Kurt start with very different numbers in mind. Chris shares his professional perspective on what an ideal...
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63. Should You Wait for Interest Rates to Drop?
Chris Clarke and Kurt Lawther dive into the hot topic of timing the market - is now the right time to buy or sell? Buying & Selling: When is the right time for those looking to make a move? Boomers Cashing Out: What’s driving baby boomers to sell now and exit the market? What If Rates Go Up? Kurt...
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62. January 2025 Market Update!
This Week on the Podcast: Market Energy, Buyer Trends & Bold Predictions! The market is buzzing with fresh energy! Chris shares insights from buyer agents, noting leftover buyers from last year who are eager to purchase but not quite ready to commit. Meanwhile, REA and Domain are brimming with…
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61. Getting to Know Chris...
This week, Kurt shines the spotlight on Chris in an episode full of insight and inspiration. - From farm life to city living – Chris reflects on his childhood growing up on a farm and his journey to Sydney. - Finding purpose in the big city – Hear how Chris's values shaped his approach to life…
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60. Getting to Know Kurt...
In this special episode, Chris takes the reins to interview Kurt, offering a glimpse into his life beyond real estate. They cover: Kurt's childhood memories of his first family home—backyard games and life on the Central Coast. The story behind Kurt’s move to Sydney and how it shaped his career.…
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59. Building Report - What Are They Good For?
Building Report - What Are They Good For? In this episode of Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris tackle the importance (and limitations) of building and pest inspections. Whether you’re buying or selling, these reports can be a useful tool—but they’re often misunderstood. What’s covered: What...
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58. Slow Market
In this week’s episode of Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris explore the realities of navigating a slow property market from both the vendor’s and buyer’s perspectives. Here’s what we cover: Kurt shares the highs and lows of working with vendors during a slow market, including managing...
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57. Market Update Mixed with Go Karting?
This week on Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris hit the track at Eastern Creek Raceway for some high-speed fun—because what better way to warm up for a market update than a bit of go-karting? Highlights from the track: Kurt takes the victory (again!) with Chris trailing behind. Spin-outs…
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56. How to Go About Pre-Xmas Buying
As the end of the year approaches, many buyers assume it's time to hit the brakes - but is that really the best move? This week Kurt and Chris explore why buying before Christmas could actually land you the deal of the year! Here’s what's covered: Why buyers often pull out of the market too early…
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55. How to Avoid Being Gazumped!!!
Delve into the gut-wrenching world of getting gazumped. The discussion is around: What "gazumping" actually means and why it happens. Real-life stories of buyers who have been gazumped and how it impacted their property dreams. Strategies to avoid falling victim to gazumping when buying your next...
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54. Conveyancer – Why It’s Important to Select the Right One
In this week’s episode of Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris dive into the often-overlooked but essential role of the conveyancer. Choosing the right conveyancer can make or break your property journey, so we’re here to bust the myths and share practical tips to ensure you’re in good hands....
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53: "You're a Landlord – What Would You Do?"
In this episode, Kurt (the real estate agent) and Chris (the buyer’s agent) tackle the big question every property investor asks: Should you manage your property yourself, or leave it to the professionals? As you watch, you’ll hear: The benefits of managing it yourself, like saving on fees…
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52. Sydney Property Muppets 1-Year Anniversary Special!
🎉 Ep 52: Sydney Property Muppets 1-Year Anniversary Special! 🎉 In this milestone episode, we’re bringing out the pizza, cracking a beer, and taking a stroll down memory lane! It’s been a whole year of property insights, laughs, and hot takes (in more ways than one). Chris and Kurt share some of...
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51. You’re an Idiot for managing your own Investment Property
Experience a full minute of Chris Clarke and Kurt before they launch into the episode! In this episode, we explore the pros and cons of managing your own investment property. We kick off by discussing some of the perceived advantages of doing it yourself: saving money, having direct access to the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to the Sydney Property Muppets, your go-to source for all things Sydney real estate! Join Kurt Lawther, the expert real estate agent, and Chris Clarke, the seasoned buyers agent, as they serve up bite-sized, 10-minute episodes packed with hot topics and on-the-pulse tips about the Sydney property market. Get your weekly dose of property wisdom with a laugh as they tackle the market's quirks and nuances. Plus, stay tuned for the lightning round of 3 quick questions with one-word answers that keeps us on our toes. Don't miss out on Sydney's number 1 property podcast – it's the perfect way to stay informed and entertained!
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Kurt Lawther & Chris Clarke
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Welcome to the Sydney Property Muppets, your go-to source for all things Sydney real estate! Join Kurt Lawther, the expert real estate agent, and Chris Clarke, the seasoned buyers agent, as they serve up bite-sized, 10-minute episodes packed with hot topics and on-the-pulse tips about the Sydney...
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