T & K Show

Episodes

1. 31

   #31: Horrible Halloween Road Trips

   T & K is/are/am an idiot. Product of the having of being 3 am in the morning, fatigued, tired, and tired too also. Fatigue. Halloween. Celebrate death. Scary stories. Driving. Cheap bastards. No editing skills.

   Oct 30, 2014

   14m
2. 29

   #29: Season 1 Stolen Files

   I AM CZECH GUY - I HAVE STOLEN THESE FILES AND I HAVE PLACED THEM FOR YOU TO PLACE AGAIN ONCE THEY ARE FINISHED PLACING! HAHAHA T & K WILL NEVER CATCH ME! I AM SIBERIAN NINJA! I MUST RIDE QUICKLY AWAY NOW ON MY SABER TOOTHED TIGER!

   Sep 21, 2014

   24m
3. 28

   #28: Commando

   Top action star guy is doing things of action again! Arnold breaks all of the things with his explosions! Fists of fighting are happening! Kicks of feet and multiple slaps of face! Arnold: The only living thing that can penetrate mithril!

   Sep 9, 2014

   37m
4. 27

   #27: Rambo III

   Rambo. Helicopter. Action. Helicopter. Shooting. Tank Chopper Chicken.

   Sep 2, 2014

   24m
5. 26

   #26: Let the Bonus Be Shown

   K, T, & S blabber on about their surroundings while only vaguely relating their conversations to one of the 3 Ninja movies starring Go Dave Dragon himself.

   Aug 31, 2014

   30m
6. 25

   #25: Predator

   K&T try to record an episode at work about Predator. K is subjected to the infamous "Ironman Shot" by losing a bet in a previous episode. Other things happen which happen before and/or after additional events.

   Aug 25, 2014

   22m
7. 24

   #24: Rocky IV

   If you don't know what Rocky IV is you have a problem. Go Van Dam? Auuuuuuuuuuugh. Auugh. a...

   Aug 19, 2014

   25m
8. 23

   #23: Bloodsport

   Punch. Kick. Puncha to the punch punch kick. Kick to the puncha a one two luncha. Bloodsport in yo face!

   Aug 17, 2014

   24m
9. 22

   #22: Season 2 Intro

   K & T introduce everyone to the season of the second time. What will the suspense of things be? Will it be A or will it be B? Tune in next time to find out. Movies. We watch movies.

   Aug 10, 2014

   18m
10. 21

    #21: Season One Winner

    The winner of season one is finally announced! Of the announcements of season one are they!

    Apr 15, 2014

    15m
11. 20

    #20: The Final Four!

    Of the things of announcing are being shown! When you are shown of the announcing you are excited and post on our facebook page! You are looking up "Tank Show" right now on facebook! Good job!

    Mar 28, 2014

    24m
12. 19

    #19: Tier 2 Results Show

    Things are of the having waited for years for the results of Tier Round 2! Listen in to find out how the who of winning won the wins!

    Mar 25, 2014

    21m
13. 18

    #18: Guess Who's Bagack

    Yup. I don't know what to say here. Tech Support. Tech Support. You shoulda cllaed the texch support. Take it outside and smash it.

    Mar 17, 2014

    24m
14. 17

    #17: Contest 1 Prize Giveawayey

    K goes on vacation and T stalks a human cat. Meanwhile Joe wins a prize. What?

    Jan 25, 2014

    5m
15. 16

    #16: Waxwork

    Things die. Things turn into wax. Things come alive. There are things that shouldn't be wax or alive. Let's just watch waxwork shall we?

    Dec 20, 2013

    17m
16. 15

    #15: Defcon 4

    Space. The final frontier. The beginning of the end. The end of space movies in the 80's.

    Dec 13, 2013

    25m
17. 14

    #14: Rottweiler

    Dogs are angry. But when you kill them they get more madder. Angry Rottweiler? Man of prison? Who will win the punchout explosion fight?

    Dec 6, 2013

    22m
18. 13

    #13: Bad Taste

    Everything of the Peter Jackson Film: Bad Taste. We will watch aliens shooting. We will watch aliens fighting. We will watch aliens attempting to stew humans. We will watch.... Bad Taste.

    Nov 29, 2013

    24m
19. 12

    #12: Silent Night Deadly Night

    Silent. Night. Deadly. Night. Deadly. Boring. Deadly. Night. Night. Night. TTTT KKKKK SHOPOOOWOWOWOWWWW!

    Nov 22, 2013

    14m
20. 11

    #11: Santa Slay

    Santa. Claws. Clanta. Saws. He made a list. He chopped it up and killed everyone. Beware. No one is safe this Christmas.

    Nov 15, 2013

    12m
21. 10

    #10: Bigfoot - Lost Coast Tapes

    Feet. Big ones. But not the foot of big. Meanings of will you findo ut when you ... please never watch this movie. Human Cat. Dead.

    Nov 8, 2013

    10m
22. 9

    #9: Sharknado

    Sharks. Tornados. 90210. Terrence Reid. Tarrel Reid. Someone Reid. = Sharknado! One million sharks, 3 tornados... LA is Doomed! WARNING: The volume on this episode was increased by 1 billion decibels.

    Nov 4, 2013

    18m
23. 8

    #8: Sea Beast

    Beast of the sea versus beast of the land versus man of the land on the sea. This actually has nothing to do with the movie. Just watch or listen. Or don't.

    Oct 28, 2013

    16m
24. 7

    #7: Blood Monkey

    Monkeys spray urine. F*%$ this movie.

    Oct 19, 2013

    13m
25. 6

    #6: Black Sheep

    Sheep vs man, man vs sheep. Man vs man, sheep vs sheep. Dog vs sheep... Does it get any better than this? Yes.

    Oct 12, 2013

    19m
26. 5

    #5: Planet Terror

    T and K find out why the planet is scared. Then they find out why it's so funny that the planet is so scared. Then they do other things after that.

    Oct 7, 2013

    28m
27. 4

    #4: Death Proof

    T and K are of finding the movie Death Proof with Kurt Russelllll.. and other people.

    Sep 30, 2013

    33m
28. 3

    #3: Triassic Attack

    T & K try to up their horrible ratings by watching another horrible movie! Isn't that cool? This time it's Triassic Attack - that cute little dino movie from the future of history.

    Sep 20, 2013

    20m
29. 2

    #2: Murdercycle

    Murdercycle takes on 2 headed shark attack in this thrilling battle of cinema! Who will be the victor? Listen to find out. Or watch the movies and figure it out on your own.

    Sep 13, 2013

    16m
30. 1

    #1: 2 Headed Shark Attack

    T&K discuss that lovable super shark with 2 heads and ponder its peculiar antics.

    Sep 8, 2013

    18m