PODCAST · comedy
Table in a Basement
by Josh H. and Jared M.
A frequently rotating cast of friends discuss whatever comes to mind with no particular goal in sight.
Episodes
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Ranking Animals
Josh and Jared brave the smoggy weather to give an update on what’s been happening since the last recording. Josh recalls a recent trip to the zoo with his family and what its like to go to the zoo with a classroom’s worth of little kids. After some Titanic talk, they go back into a debate about...
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Millennial Nostalgia
Josh and Jared begin the episode with a rare cold opening, covering some fairly current events in classic ‘table in a basement’ fashion. Just remember we’re not ignorant, just dumb. This episode is a massive wave of nostalgia as classic 90s toys and movies are reflected upon fondly. If you were...
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Josh the Dad
This is Josh’s first episode as a dad! They cover the importance of eating your veggies and other food revelations. Josh unloads on Elon Musk and calls him out on his shenanigans. After an extensive music shout out, they discuss the baby delivery and the hospital food that was available. The...
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Tik Tok Challenges
For this episode, Josh and Jared do a rare Monday morning recording. After a brief recap of the Super Bowl, they do a deep dive into some fascinating tic tok challenges. Jared brings a couple topics to the table involving animals and the episode closes with a new edition of ‘Things Rich People…
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Little Water Serpent
For this first episode of the new year, our special guests are Josh’s wife Nikki and their water serpent son! Josh brings us another edition of ’Things Rich People Do’ and we discuss the strange world of marketing. We play a game of ‘Ask A Pregnant Person’ and explain the concept of pump and dump...
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Good Vibes
We have guests! For this episode, Logan and first time guest Becca join the table to discuss the hard hitting issues. Right away there’s a disagreement on the movie elf, Logan is in the wrong on this one. After another edition of ’Things Rich People Do’, they get into another heated debate...
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Things Rich People Do
Josh and Jared are back with some new topics to present at the table. Josh discusses his new job and his worst work day ever. They try a new hard cider that was panned by friends of the show. Say what you want about Blake, he makes a great cider. Josh introduces a new one time segment called...
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Table - Basement: Table in a Basement
Josh and Jared are back to bring in the Fall, a season filled with football and dead leaves. Josh brings a list of topics to the table, including his most recent camping experience. Naturally, this leads to an in-depth conversation about Jeffrey Dahmer and other serial killer knowledge. With...
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Hunger Games Fancast?
Josh and Jared are back at it with a brand new mic and a go get em attitude. The episode begins with a slightly unexpected dive into the Hunger Games universe. Josh shares his thoughts on the new Rings of Power show from Amazon and some of the complaints being shared online. They continue their...
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Discontinued Products
Josh is in the classic back to school fog with the start of the new school year. Despite this, they power through to pitch a potential new product and a new “make money now” service. Jared brings some topics to the episode in classic handwritten form. They go into a deep dive on classic...
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Woodstock 99
In this episode, Josh and Jared begin with a discussion about awkward job interviews they’ve experienced. Josh recaps a documentary about the crazy events that took place during Woodstock 99. Later, they take a Spooky Buzzfeed quiz that serves as confirmation about the poor quality of the site…
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Non-Binary Bad Boy
On this special episode, we have two surprise guests. Logan returns and for the the first time ever, Mike in Indiana joins us! Using their expertise, it is finally proven to Josh that the proposed V-frame house could be built. Josh explains the concept of the show Ink Masters to the group…
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Talking Business
Josh and Jared brave the heatwave to get caught up on life. They get into a rather lengthy discussion about the struggles of customer service in a small business. Not trying to throw anyone on the bus. After a lengthy distraction, they get into the main expertise of the podcast, sports. Josh…
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Mike Is Here!
Josh and Jared are joined by Mike! He rode his bike all the way to the kitch umm basement to catch up on life. While drinking a new local beer they get into a in-depth conversation about youth camps, craft brewing, and Josh’s snake story. Josh tries his best to explain the premise of Rupaul’s…
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Boo Buddy
Josh and Jared are joined by High School Luke to get caught up on life. Josh begins with a discussion on one of the least favorite jobs he’s ever worked. They continue to debate the possibility of making a V Frame house while sampling a local beer. Hopping in the time machine, they cover the 2021...
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Don’t Kick Ducks
Josh and Jared begin this episode with a discussion of standardized testing in high school. Apparently Yo Yo Ma is no longer in the prompt. They cover ONE piece of 2021 history that they missed during the break. With the the local Walmart moving just down the road, Josh pitches a spooky solution...
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Ted Cruz: Good Dad
Josh and Jared continue to get caught up with all the things they’ve missed, from Ted Cruz to Harry Potter. They also discuss their favorite “rabbit books”, the new Space Jam movie, and Documentary Now/Portlandia.
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Trash Television
Josh and Jared have some new competition in the local podcast community. Join them as they talk about the capital riot, prison sentences, and trash television. Also, a brand new segment called “Take the BuzzFeed Quiz.” It’s something we have never done before on the show…ever.
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Mountain Poor
Josh and Jared get caught up with Lock Haven Luke as they finish covering what they missed during the break. After concluding the timeline, they get into a deep conversation about school assemblies, day light savings, and frog farms.
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What Did We Miss? Part 2
It didn’t take a year and five months, Wooooo! Join Josh and Jared as they continue to get caught up on recent events. A thorough recap of the election followed by guest appearances by Randy Rhombus and Chales Horse.
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What Did We Miss? Part 1
We’re back! Join Jared and Josh as they recap some events that have taken place in the world and life since the last episode.
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Blow Pens Were a Disappointment
Sorry Josh…the Bowflex is gone. This episode is presented by Mud Friend contact: [email protected] closing song: The Great Disappointment by A.F.I.
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In the Sand
High School Luke joins us for to cover the hard-hitting issues. Topics: Luke’s embarrassing incident, sports practices/conditioning, bullying or joking, halogen headlights, Presidential candidate Kanye West, cancel culture, and bathroom time… again
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Little Big Town and Lou Diamond Phillips
We’re back in the basement, and this episode is full of shenanigans. From ‘Bathroom Time’ to fixing movies, we cover the hard-hitting topics. Contact: [email protected] Closing song: Exit Music (For A Film) by Radiohead
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First Episode Back in the Same Room
This was the first episode we recorded in the same room since the world shut down. Naturally, this leads to a discussion about popcorn reading, fluoride tablets, and other memories about elementary school. Later, we talk about timeouts and the struggle of dealing with little kids that are...
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Sorry for the Delay
We recorded this a few weeks ago while our area was still in the yellow. Topics include needing a haircut, the lack of sports to watch currently, Penn State being a cult, politics, and some other shenanigans. Contact: [email protected] Closing song: Vices by Tomorrows Bad Seeds
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Quarantined with Lock Haven Luke
On this episode, Josh and Jared catch up with their friend Lock Haven Luke. Topics include watching Jeopardy on Netflix, advice from celebrities, sad dad rock, Josh’s awkward zoom chat, and a class cheating scandal Luke uncovered. contact: [email protected] closing song: Yellow by Coldplay
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Dr. Patrick??
This week, we catch up with our friend, the one and only Doctor Patrick, on his birthday! We finally get the scoop on what type of doctor he will become at the end of his program. Later, we talk about what Minnesota has been like during the quarantine, which leads to a conversation about lab…
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Quarantined with Logan
This week, we catch up with our friend trapped in the epicenter…in our opinion. Topics include The positives of the quarantine, the one goal during social distancing you know you will never accomplish, haircut speakeasys, renaissance fairs, and some events that should be in the Tokyo Olympics....
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Quarantined with High School Luke
As we continue to podcast in isolation, we catch up with our friend high school Luke! Topics include what’s happening in the public, sad-dad rock, an update on that Bellefonte Express Christmas project, and Jared explains why Documentary Now is a must watch. Contact: [email protected]...
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Quarantined
This is a first for Table In A Basement, we recorded over the phone due to social distancing policies. We talk about what it’s been like so far and why professional wrestling is the greatest sport. other topics include Tiger King, things we watched on Netflix so far, and who is really responsible...
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From The Vault Part 2
Prior to the quarantine, we had recorded a couple episodes, but never released them. Well, here’s another… enjoy! More episodes coming soon. Contact: [email protected] Closing song: Evaporate by Dance Gavin Dance
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From the Vault
Prior to the quarantine, we had recorded a couple episodes, but never released them. Well, here’s one of them… enjoy! More episodes coming soon. contact: [email protected] Closing song: Hidden Place by Björk
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Welcome Back (The End of a Decade?)
The podcast is back after a holiday break and includes Nikki, Logan, and Mike. The Gang gives a little Bellefonte Express update and hint at new music in the works. There is also a heated debate about whether or not 2020 marks the end of the decade. There’s new topics explored and quite a bit of...
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Mesh Pantz
This week, Josh and Jared are joined by Nikki and high school Luke. They begin the episode with a conversation about food and bulk stores in their area. They try a new cherry mead Luke made recently as he explains the strange process of making it. Other topics covered include customer reviews, a...
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# Above PETA
This week, Josh and Jared begin the episode with a conversation about the upcoming cold weather and talk about where their favorite place to have an itch is. Logically, this leads to the stress of haircuts and people buying drones. Other topics include checking the spam, extremely heavy music,...
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Don’t Be Jerks People
On this episode, Josh and Jared cover some new email scams sent to the podcast email, the pros and cons of being a dog, and which friend in the podcast group they would choose to be a sperm donor. Later, they talk about the Surviving R Kelly docuseries and some of the awful things people do. They...
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High School-The Movie
This Week, Josh and Jared are joined by Tyler for a Monday night recording. They begin the night with a shoutout to Ty and his band Heelers. They then go into a quick discussion about how pointless birthdays are as an adult and Josh’s latest dream journal. This is a special episode as Tyler and...
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We Hate The Walking Dead
This Week, Josh and Jared are alone in Jared’s cold house to cover the hard-hitting issues. They begin with a Twitter update and an exciting retweet. After a Bernie Sanders discussion, they share some more email scams sent by Logan, and this leads into an impromptu Would You Rather. This episode...
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A lot of Random Banter
This week, Josh and Jared are joined by Mike and Nikki. They talk about their favorite biomes, after they lean what a biome is. This leads into a conversation about plastic straws, aquariums, Kool-aid Jammers, and random candies. This episode has a lot of banter that covers some very random…
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I Think I’m Okay With Being Put Down
I Think I’m Okay With Being Put Down This week, Josh and Jared are joined by college Luke on a late Friday night. They start out with an email check and a shoutout to Ty and his band Heelers. There was another scam attempt on the podcast email, but we resisted the tempting offer. This leads into…
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We’re Back!
This week, Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke after a week off from recording. After a Twitter update, they talk about attending a show Jared’s band played. This leads into a conversation about the confusion of dubstep. To get back on track, they discuss some topics josh had found...
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Josh’s Dreams and What They Mean
This week, Josh and Jared are once again joined by no one. They dig deep into Josh’s dream journal and try to analyze what they might mean. Next, they discuss how Jared got his Facebook hacked and how gullible he is with social media. Josh gives a review of the new Lion King, prompting Jared to...
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Pandas: We Like Them, But They’re Dumb
This week Josh and Jared are alone in the basement. After the Twitter update, they discuss the ‘Most Improved’ award and being competitive. Josh shares a new entry from his Dream Journal and recaps what took place. They cover some news stories and Christopher Columbus. Later, they go over some...
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Mike’s House
This Week, Josh and Jared are joined by Logan and first time guest Emily! This episode was recorded at Mike’s house literally hours before his wedding. Mike and Luke made guest appearances as the group covered the hard-hitting issues. From Nike shoes being communist to Bloody Marys, the...
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Death is Inevitable
This Week, Josh and Jared are joined by two special guests for a late night recording before Mike’s wedding, while under the influence of Long Island Iced Teas. Luke from Lock Haven returns and Logan makes his debut on the podcast! They talk about what occurred prior to the recording at a…
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Josh is 100% Trash
Josh is 100% Trash This week, Josh and Jared are joined by Colin. After the Twitter banter, Colin explains his theory on why the Shwing disappeared from the Sheets menu. This leads into a discussion about Josh’s latest dream and what it might mean. Later they talk about their ad interests from...
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Carrot Cake Belongs on the Ground
This Week Josh and Jared are joined by first time guest, Nikki the baker. After a quick introduction they go into the Twitter update with a unique spin this week. Next, they take a BuzzFeed quiz that deals with the topic of baking, inspired by the guest host. They talk about the heatwave that was...
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Circus Peanuts Are Gross
This Week Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke for another episode. After the Twitter update, they talk about the Storm Area 51 event that has been gaining quite the following. They then go into a discussion about the best way to make chocolate milk. Other topics include underrated...
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You’re Literally Killing Me Jared
This Week Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke to cover a variety of topics. After the Twitter update, Josh gives a review on season three of Stranger Things. This leads into a highly derailed conversation, due to the fact that he was the only one in the room that had ever watched the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A frequently rotating cast of friends discuss whatever comes to mind with no particular goal in sight.
HOSTED BY
Josh H. and Jared M.
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A frequently rotating cast of friends discuss whatever comes to mind with no particular goal in sight.
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