Table Read: the podcast

Episodes

1. 43

   106 The Jingle Men

   It's the passionate tale of a Soft Rock Duo who fail so hard at doing the thing they love whilst succeeding so much at becoming Jingle Writing Dynamos, and then losing each other to the sweaty teats of Lady Fortune. Soft Rock? Topless Ladies Water Balloon Fighting? Ostrich Riding? A Child Wearing...

   Nov 15, 2016

   2h 24m
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   105 SEX FOG: The Director's Complete Cut

   It's the most, spookiest time of the year in Willowknob , CT. PROM NIGHT! What happens when a mystical fog attacks the most wholesome town on planet earth? On prom night? Nothing? Oh. But what if that fog turned people into sex-crazed monsters? This is that story. It was originally told over…

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   Oct 28, 2016

   2h 15m
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   104 DRAGON CHILDREN... again!

   The internet tried to ban this daring yet laughable portrayal of Dutch culture and we said NO! That's right, Dragon Children was originally our 13th episode and it was taken down for some reason. We brought it back in all its glory, complete with a tell-all intro from series creator, Gabe…

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   Jun 3, 2016

   1h 10m
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   103 NEW GIRL: Hat & Glasses

   Everyone but Coach gets to be in this one! Winston buys a hat and glasses at an estate sale and is immediately welcomed into the inner circle of Los Angeles' wealthy elite. Jess has a hard time with a difficult student, while Nick and Schmidt are belligerent (Nick) and Jewish (Schmidt)! Actors…

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   May 17, 2016

   43m
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   102 TAPE 1431 a horror story

   A found footage horror flick for your EARS?! Yes, friends! It's our very first, entirely serious episode of Table Read where we perform a straight-up horror script. Kinda. It starts funny and has creepy moments until? BAM! You get hit with spookiness and college students being killed by monsters....

   Feb 25, 2016

   1h 43m
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   101 BLADER HIGH Season Two

   Teens! Ghosts! Roller Blades! That's right! We got most of the cast of Blader High, America's finest web series, together to perform the first FIVE episodes of Season Two before they're even filmed! In the first of the five episodes featured in our show, we learn that all the kids are DEAD!?! And...

   Feb 11, 2016

   1h 04m
7. 37

   100th Episode Spectacular! JJ Abrams, Mark Hamill, Taylor Swift, Kurt Russell, Donald Sutherland

   One Hundred Episodes of Table Read! That's right! Where did the other 60-something go? Shut up dude! JJ Abrams hosts this carnival of superstars! Taylor Swift! Mark Hamill! Kurt Russell! Donald Sutherland? Tim Allen! Join them as they discuss the projects they are most excited about for 2016 and...

   Feb 4, 2016

   56m
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   36 FILTH. SEX. WEALTH.

   Season Three! We're back after a long break and we got you something sexy- a prime time soap in the vein of THE GOOD WIFE, SCANDAL, REVENGE, TYLER PERRY'S WHATEVER, and so on. Filth. Sex. Wealth. is all about the most powerful people on earth and how they use their sexy money filth to be better...

   Jan 28, 2016

   1h 10m
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   35 STAR WARS Ep. 7 ULTIMATE

   EPISODE 7 hits theaters in ONE WEEK, but just a year ago, we released the original draft of the script on our show. In celebration of JJ and the rest, Table Read has cut all the gabbing and sandwiched part 1 and part 2 of our STAR WARS read together for you! Before you go see THE FORCE AWAKENS,...

   Dec 11, 2015

   1h 50m
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    34 AVENGERS with JOSS WHEDON!

    JOSS WHEDON?! On TABLE READ?! Yup. He hosts this very special episode of Table Read: the podcast where we perform his early draft of AVENGERS, Age of Ultron. The whole gang is in the studio; Black Widow, The HULK, Captain America, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Samuel L. Jackson, a Mogwai, Witchblade…

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    Apr 21, 2015

    1h 34m
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    33 THE WALKING DEAD

    ZOMBIES! Everywhere! We were invited to co-write the SERIES FINALE of the WALKING DEAD for AMC. It's not going to happen for 5 more seasons but we thought it would be fun to share with you, now that this current season has concluded. "Get busy livin'" is the name of this final episode of THE...

    Apr 14, 2015

    52m
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    32 WALKING DEAD: Teaser

    AMC's THE WALKING DEAD is a great show and it's going to end! Not soon but after 11 seasons? You bet. This is a teaser to our EXCLUSIVE, WALKING DEAD SERIES FINALE next week.

    Apr 7, 2015

    3m
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    31 ADVENTURE SQUAD: Voyage Into The Fantastic!

    When the baddest man in the universe is recruited to recover the deadliest weapon ever created, you better believe everyone will die. In SPACE! Hear it before it airs on the SIFI Network! Adventure Squad is essentially the sequel to FIREFLY without that asshole, Nathan Fillion running around like…

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    Mar 31, 2015

    1h 04m
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    30 FRIENDS: Murder in Paradise

    Remember the greatest comedy of all time? Yeah, that one. FRIENDS was the best show on television and now it's BACK. Ross is still a mumbly douche, Rachel is killed in the first two minutes, Joey and Chandler are a mess with their gay wedding just days away and Monica and Phoebe dress like...

    Mar 24, 2015

    53m
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    29 Best of Season 2

    After just two, scorching episodes we decided it was time to turn up the heat ONE THOUSAND PERCENT and release a show featuring some of the best clips (many yet to come) of Season Two! Come for the clips and stay for the hilarious show wrapped around them! Featuring the Ghost of Abe Lincoln, Rap...

    Mar 17, 2015

    54m
16. 28

    28 WETLANDS

    "The Murdering of M. Cartwright" is a first for Table Read; a serious episode?! Not completely but as serious an episode as you can ever hope to hear on this show. We liked most of the 20 minutes we saw of TRUE DETECTIVE and felt it provided plenty of inspiration to help us create our own, gritty...

    Mar 10, 2015

    1h 06m
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    27 Alter of Hyperion: A GAME OF THRONES

    SEASON TWO IS HERE! After a long break, Table Read: the podcast is back and brings you ointment for that itch you got overseas. We've never seen a single episode of GAME OF THRONES so when a competing network asked us to create a complete knock-off of the series for them, we JUMPED at the...

    Mar 3, 2015

    1h 13m
18. 26

    Episode 26 STAR WARS VII part 2

    Season One of Table Read comes to a fabulous end with the conclusion of STAR WARS, Episode 7. Darth Porkins is running wild throughout the galaxy while Luke looks for love, Lando is black and Han deals with the harsh reality that his gross wife, Leia, is super burnt from the fires on Endor. If…

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    Jan 21, 2014

    1h 13m
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    Episode 25 STAR WARS VII part 1

    The wait is OVER! We got a hold of JJ Abrams' 1st draft of STAR WARS Episode VII: Resurgence of Darkness and made it better! Chewy, Luke, Lando, R2- they're all back in this exciting new adventure. 20 years after the defeat of the Empire, young Gimbo Porkins (son of RED SIX Porkins) is visited by…

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    Jan 14, 2014

    1h 14m
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    Episode 24 Nebraska

    A small episode that packs a BIG punch! Come for the shortest script we've ever read and stay for the HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT from SUPER 8 director, J. J. Abrams!

    Jan 7, 2014

    17m
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    Episode 23 Stung: A Spelling Bee Story with Robots

    Love. Spelling. A Robotic Police Officer. Half Bird, Half Men Soldiers Who Fly Around and CRAP?! YES! This story has all that and MORE! Tune in to hear the legend of the greatest spelling bee champion ever, Dennis Templeton and his journey into the innermost circles of spelling wonderdom... then...

    Dec 31, 2013

    1h 12m
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    Episode 22 Love in Christmas Town

    It's Christmas time! Snuggle up with our first ever ROM-COM about an elf and a lady reindeer who fall in love... AT THE NORTH POLE! Then, listen to a super-short script for a show we made that's about teens on an island! WOOT! Get all buttery and warm with ADAM RIBOTA & KATIE P!

    Dec 24, 2013

    1h 03m
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    Episode 21 Family Matters: MIAMI

    Carl Winslow and associates trade their ho-hum lives in the windy apple for the cool breezes and hot, Latin rhythms of lady Miami. When Carl's partner is killed on his first day on the beat, he goes to a deep, dark place and slaps everything that moves (including his wife!) until justice is…

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    Dec 17, 2013

    1h 18m
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    Episode 20 The Outpost

    In the Jamaican badlands, there's a building... throw in multi-dimensional travel, robot children and sexy John Tesh music and you get THE OUTPOST! As if the story weren't intriguing enough, there's also a pterodactyl that may or may not play the bass. Featuring one half of the OC Improv group,...

    Dec 10, 2013

    1h 24m
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    Episode 19 Best Of

    Technically our 20th Episode, so it's technically a celebration! We have a panel of moderators from the Associated Press, the Huffington Post and La Opinion weigh in on some of their favorite moments from the show so far. This show is perfect for those of you who've been nervous to give us a…

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    Dec 3, 2013

    1h 12m
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    Episode 18 Safe Harbor

    Remember when teen dramas lived on the WB network? The stars weren't attractive but the stories were compelling. Safe Harbor was commissioned by Miss Alicia Silverstone in 2003 as what would have been the last, real teen drama. Joshie Harbor and his pals deal with true-to-life issues like teen...

    Nov 26, 2013
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    Episode 17 Johnny Tornado

    Travel back to the old west then get in a hot air balloon and travel somewhere else with JOHNNY TORNADO; 9 year old samurai and man on a mission. What kind of mission? One where a trusty talking rabbit named Pachakoo and early American master of the macabre, Edgar Allen Poe can sit right next to...

    Nov 19, 2013

    1h 15m
28. 16

    Episode 16 Before Thanksgiving pt. 2

    The erotic conclusion? No, just the regular conclusion. Unless you find hard-hitting topics such as racial tension, vampire worship and the hatred of George Lucas to be erotic. The Indians made it to Canada but is it all they thought it would be? Young Cliff Huxtable journeys into the great…

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    Nov 12, 2013

    1h 00m
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    Episode 15 Before Thanksgiving pt.1

    Before there were Indian Reservations, before the Trail of Tears, Before Jack Daniels there was... BEFORE THANKSGIVING: Indians in Canada and Love on the Plains. A historical account of the first Native American migration into Canada that can be summed up like this: Forbidden Love (check).…

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    Nov 5, 2013

    51m
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    Episode 14 Spider Gents

    Originally written for the UK's Channel 4, Spider Gents is a spooky show about 4 socialites who get into mischief in an abandoned farm house only to find themselves eventually murdered by two HUGE spiders. Spoiler Alert? Everyone dies. Featuring the vocal talents of Tiffany Lynn and Josh Ault.

    Oct 29, 2013

    1h 00m
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    Episode 12 Sex Fog The End

    The town of Willowknob is under attack! A fog that makes people hump! Five-Star Generals and military folks around every corner! Ghost children and one mean swamp witch! How will boyish teens Wink and Jimmy save the day? You'll just have to listen to this MEGA EPISODE and discover the end for...

    Oct 15, 2013

    1h 22m
32. 12

    Sex Fog pt. 2 TEASER

    What if zombies wanted to have sex with you? The town of Willowknob is in trouble and it's up to the most wonderful assortment of characters to save it. Taking place where Episode 11 left off and prepping you for the POWERFUL conclusion / Episode 12, this bonus teaser CAN'T BE MISSED!

    Oct 11, 2013

    49m
33. 11

    Episode 11 Sex Fog pt. 1

    Set in the peaceful Connecticut township of Willowknob, on the very day of prom night, a mysterious fog blankets the town, causing all who come in contact with her to frantically intercourse their neighbor… unto death! It's sexy teens, 5-Star Generals and WASPs as far as the eye can hear.…

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    Oct 8, 2013
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    Episode 10 Tales of Terror

    A blizzard rages throughout a remote stretch of American countryside, trapping nine strangers in a cafe. In a Twilight Zone-esq twist, the final guest to arrive holds a terrible secret that begs to be revealed before dawn. Featuring an amazing trio of fine artists; Abi Bowden, Colt Bowden &…

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    Oct 1, 2013
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    Episode 9 Amy Adams and Mila Kunis

    Based on an original story by Braun Feldman, Karl Weinjob and Gabe Martinez, this episode is actually called Hand Job Time Machine. Actress Amy Adams travels back in time, giving hand jobs to key players in American history in order to change the future for her benefit. Her nemesis, the swarthy...

    Sep 24, 2013

    1h 00m
36. 8

    Episode 8 Prescott High

    Seth is a young man about to start his freshman year at a new school, in a new town. It's a big city and some things are pretty different from life in Alaska; namely? Monsters. That's right! Monsters have started to become members of civilized society and a simple backwoods kid like Seth is…

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    Sep 17, 2013
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    Episode 7 The Trouble With Meredith

    A couple fights and loves and fights again. Join two beautiful, exuberant American lovers on their 12-hour romp through relationship hell and back again. There are more unique one-liners crammed into this 30-minute play than all of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber's pieces, combined. Originally performed...

    Sep 10, 2013

    1h 07m
38. 6

    Episode 6 CON AIR 2 pt.2

    In this week's thrilling conclusion, every question will be answered and every answer will be questioned. Still on the Con Boat, Cameron Poe (undercover as Loco Cabron) finds himself fighting against time to stop a nuclear missile from connecting with the White House, save the Crown Jewels for…

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    Sep 3, 2013
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    Episode 5 CON AIR 2 pt. 1

    Cameron Poe is at it again! After accidentally killing 3 men (for the second time), Cameron finds himself taking another trip to the big house. When his stretch ends, he takes a ride down the Mississippi on the meanest slow-moving prison transport riverboat in all the world: The CON BOAT. Just…

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    Aug 27, 2013

    1h 04m
40. 4

    Episode 4 The Hooligans of Orange County

    If you liked or hated Paul Feig's Freaks and Geeks then you'll love this incredibly R-rated ​high school sitcom! In this very special pilot, we join teenager Brian Cerna and his group heavy metal/burnout friends on their quest for premarital sex, driver's licenses and intoxication. Brian finds...

    Aug 20, 2013

    58m
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    Episode 3 Rad Science

    Listen in on the shenanigans of the finest after-school activity providers; the team at Rad Science. Severe emotional and psycological disorders plague nearly everyone in the company but that won't stop them from entertaining children with science and profanity. Will the gang find a way to keep…

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    Aug 13, 2013

    50m
42. 2

    Episode 2 Saved By The Bell

    All of your favorite characters are back in this gritty, reimagining of the original series. Zack's cocaine-infused brownies become the talk of the town on the eve of the big bake sale but one big bummer sets in when the gang all have to crank out 5,000 in just 48 hours... or else they can kiss...

    Aug 8, 2013

    53m
43. 1

    Episode 1 Fawn The Mighty

    A sexually and racially charged, live-action version of an ADVENTURE TIME-esq series set in Northern California. Fawn's best friend and fish, David Bowie dies unexpectedly. Hearkening the council of her gypsy neighbor, the girl journeys into the kingdom of Oakland to capture black people tears in...

    Aug 8, 2013