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Table Takes

by The Rampage

Table Takes is a podcast about all the hottest takes on social media surrounding news, politics, and pop culture. Hosts Tommy Tribble and Ram Reyes sort through the darkest depths of twitter so you don't have to in their search for the hottest (and coldest) takes. Tommy Tribble is the Editor-in-Chief of The Rampage, and you can find him on Twitter and Instagram @tomiiwrites. Ram Reyes is the Art Director of The Rampage and can be found on Twitter and Instagram @_ramuel.The intro song is "moon chillin" by epsilon not.

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Episodes

  1. Table Takes #12: Back-Back-Back-Back-Back Again

    Fresh from a two (three??) week hiatus, Table Takes is back and better than ever. Ya boys are talking the untimely death of Mac Miller, the fascinating and frustrating tendencies of clickbait journalism, and that anonymous New York Times op-ed about Trump being a bad boss. Plus, Ram pitches you…

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  2. Table Takes #11: Magneto > Professor X

    This week on a very special episode of Table Takes, Tommy and Ram are joined by a brand new cohost. Introducing Toni, a brand new member of the Rampage team, and a consummate tea drinking pescetatarian who just can’t let chicken go. This week we’re talking Kanye’s Kimmel interview, veganism…

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  3. Table Takes #10: Spilling the Tea on Alex Jones, Sis

    Table Takes is back from a one-week hiatus with all the spiciest discourse on de-platformed right-wing provocateur and overall trash person Alex Jones, Dave Bautista going to bat for James Gunn, and Trump's literal hot takes about wild fires. Plus, Ram gets into the science of time, the nature of...

  4. Table Takes #09: Canceling Cancel Culture

    The title of this episode was almost "Gunning for James Gunn" but we decided that the real thesis was Cancel Culture this week. We're talking all about the right-wing mob that got James Gunn canceled from Guardians of the Galaxy 3, a Kuwait influencer is mad she has to give her servants a day-off...

  5. Table Takes #08: The Podcast That Amazon Built

    This week's pod is all about love. How little Amazon loves its workers. How much Trump loves Putin. How much the fanboys don't love this new She-Ra fantasy. How much we love Listener Takes! Is love possible under capitalism? Can love save the world? Tommy loves his new purse. All this and more on...

  6. Table Takes #07: #PlaneBae and the Plane Crash of Social Media feat. Paulina

    This week's episode is equal parts social media autopsy and absolute disaster when Tommy lets Ram pick the topics this week. We're talking the controversy surrounding #planebae and the concept of making a social media moment out of unwilling participants, the dangers of the discourse, the need to...

  7. Table Takes #6: It's Too Late to Ron Paulogize

    This week on the pod, Tommy and Ram are discussing the surprising upset of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in the New York Democratic Primary, Ron Paul's racist tweets, an empty Supreme Court seat, and the magical real fake science of astrology. Another jam-packed episode of Table Takes! Tommy Tribble…

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  8. Table Takes #05: The Last Evangelion

    This week we're going a little bit light-hearted. After a couple episodes of serious business we're talking anime, The Office, and even more yelling about gay spaces. Is The Last Jedi going to be remade? Is Neon Genesis Evangelion trash? When are we gonna get it together? All that and more on…

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  9. Table Takes #04: The Thicc One

    In this jam packed episode of Table Takes, Tommy and Ram talk more Trump, more Elon, and the need for newsrooms to be very careful about their implications. Also, Ram talks the thiccness in Incredibles 2. No, really. Tommy Tribble is the Editor-in-Chief of The Rampage, and you can find him on...

  10. Table Takes #03: Just Reach Out

    Content Warning: This week's episode of Table Takes deals with the recent death of Anthony Bourdain, and issues of suicidal ideation, depression, and anxiety. That part of the discussion begins at 19:13, and ends at 44:55. Tommy and Ram also discuss the G7 summit and the Electronic Entertainment...

  11. Table Takes #02: Miss Me With that Asexual Erasure

    Tommy and Ram are back in the second episode of Table Takes! They discuss all the hottest takes of the week, like whether or not Donald Trump can pardon himself, the Supreme Court's hot take on gay wedding cakes, and the exclusion of asexual people from LGBT spaces. It's a packed episode with a...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Table Takes is a podcast about all the hottest takes on social media surrounding news, politics, and pop culture. Hosts Tommy Tribble and Ram Reyes sort through the darkest depths of twitter so you don't have to in their search for the hottest (and coldest) takes. Tommy Tribble is the Editor-in-Chief of The Rampage, and you can find him on Twitter and Instagram @tomiiwrites. Ram Reyes is the Art Director of The Rampage and can be found on Twitter and Instagram @_ramuel.The intro song is "moon chillin" by epsilon not.

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What is Table Takes about?

Table Takes is a podcast about all the hottest takes on social media surrounding news, politics, and pop culture. Hosts Tommy Tribble and Ram Reyes sort through the darkest depths of twitter so you don't have to in their search for the hottest (and coldest) takes. Tommy Tribble is the...

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