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Table Top Rats Play Games

by The Rats

Welcome... to this mystical and unknown world full of stories about paragon hero's and heartbreaking tragedies. These idiots, however, are not that. Listen along as plot gets ignored, the group bumbles around like fools, they never acknowledge the danger they are in, they for some reason won't stop saying rats, and somehow a story gets made out of all of this. No matter what, they seem to always come out on top. Oh boy, here we go.(Warning, killing things and swearing)

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Episodes

  1. PF Ep27: Ogling the Obelisk

    The party is making their way to safer territory in order to settle down for a bit and get some well-deserved down time....... unfortunately, they get distracted.

  2. PF Ep26: The Much-Needed Beach Episode

    The title says it all

  3. PF Ep25: GirlBoss

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo babyAnother combat episode, really good episode though. Plot happens throughout and near the end.

  4. PF Ep24: Dip The Bonker In The Soul Soup

    Combat Time!(Very funny combat, but if you dislike long combat episodes, there is some important things that happen after combat, so please skip to the end instead of skipping the episode)

  5. PF Ep23: LONGsword Has Been Taken To A New Level

    The party is looking around these heated environments for any sign of where they could find Avandris to stop the slow, slow death of their good pal Malaki.

  6. PF Ep22: Terminally Ill And Hell-Bound

    With the party as her witness, they must find a way to help the fortitude of their dear companion. Don't need no breaking bad arc here.

  7. PF Ep21: Thanksgiving Gone Wrong

    The Wishbones are fighting back, and the host "accidentally" carved a guest instead of the turkey. (WARNING- Some fairly grizzly descriptions, especially around hands. That carving joke is more realistic than not. if that bothers you, whenever it cuts to Malaki, skip ahead.)

  8. PF Ep20: WE'RE ON A SKULL HUNT, AND DONT THINK WE DONT KNOW HOW TO WEEEEED EM OUT

    The party, while panicking, try to find out a quick way out of this living hell.

  9. PF Ep19: Uhhhh Guys, Your Gonna Wanna see This!

    The party explores further into the dark forest, encountering dark counterparts. All of this, for them to make a discovery that shakes their sense of reality.

  10. PF Ep18: Haha, They're In Danger

    Who woulda thunk this campaign would be freaky deaky

  11. PF Ep17: Yo You Think These Illusions Are Strong?

    Hey kids, wanna see a dead body? The cursed forest truly is cursed in every sense of the word.

  12. PF Ep16: Oops, Computers Are Hard!

    Pt2 of episode before

  13. PF Ep15: Oops, Still Traveling!

    (Pt. 1 of a session recording. technical difficulties split the two up. Apologies for the inconvenience.) surprise! the party is still traveling and made a new companion from the crew that have decided to join the party.

  14. PF Ep14: Bdoo Bdoo Thats The Sound Of The Police

    The party is continuing on their journey to deliver Jorgen's letter. Hilarity and panic ensue. (We use a creature that we did not create, the B'dooga, and I utilized the stat sheet that was posted by Andrew Girdwood on Geeknative.com)

  15. PF Ep13 Onto Sandy Shores

    (There was a session between this one and the last one that sadly got corrupted D:) The party, escaping the trials, are now onto complete favors from their friends.

  16. PF Ep12: Gimme Your Strongest Puzzles

    Puzzle seller, give me your finest puzzles. The party takes shelter in the temple that they traveled for from their mysterious assailant. They must take on trials, all while being chased down. shenanigans ensue. (Disclaimer- Around 3 hours in there is a cut in audio. This was two separate…

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  17. PF Ep11: Shoppe. I. Monkey. P.

    The party finish up their buisness in Osirion and make an expensive yet necessary purchase. They are now on their way to the Temple of Amuneshtua, however they may be more than just dust devils out there...

  18. DND: Not-So-Smooth-Criminal

    The party is looking to figure more out about the party member T.I.M. but one of them jumps at the opportunity of a lifetime

  19. PF Ep10: That Devilish Charm

    The party move forward in the cacophony of goals, one step at a time. Along this journey they are realizing just how engrained in the hells they really are.

  20. PF Ep9: Mummy Mommy

    The party continues to explore the pyramid to find what they seek

  21. DND: Peace, Death, Graverobbing: The 3 Essentials

    After the fustercluck of the peace negotiations, the group deals with the consequences and makes their next moves.

  22. PF Ep8: Riddled with Problems

    Entering the pyramid, the party faces the death and fears of all role-players, riddles.

  23. DND: Peace by Peace

    Peace talks to end a war are aligned, and our hero's that have been hired to protect those that are going for it arrive. It's the start of a campaign, and already talks of peace? I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

  24. DND: Origin of T.I.M.

    A funny fellow starts his life and perpetuates his future.

  25. DND: Origin of Roobe, Saint Hays, and Lorion

    Three of our adventurers meet up in an unlikely situation

  26. DND: Origin of Rex and Gex

    A new campaign starts, a new story begins, and a new group meets. However, that is all for later. For now, we meet only a pair. (PF is still continuing, just doing a slightly smaller/newer group for a slightly more serious/roleplay focused campaign.)

  27. PF Ep7: Deal with The Devil

    The party detoxes from the aftereffects of the battle and end up befriending a peculiar fellow. Learning new information and having their goals put into perspective, they now face the first obstacle in their way to save their friends.

  28. PF Ep6: Bloody Hell

    (Combat episode) the group fights a terrifying enemy...... and that's about it (I will label episodes that are primarily combat. Seeing as this is a larger party and I like to try to make combat encounters that are difficult and need planning in some way, these tend to go for a long time. Unless...

  29. PF Ep5: Rat Thief Can Be A Dream

    The plan happens. Who woulda thought rats would make such amazing thieves. (WARNING- Gory kills, sad moments, gambling, swears, whatever)

  30. PF Ep4: Diamond a Half-Dozen

    Following The plans of Jean Fulk, the party goes to make some money in order to prove their usefulness. Hilarity ensues, I guess. (Warning-Gambling Addictions OH NO) We forgot to plug the twitter: @TTRATSPG

  31. PF Ep3: Alyx Don't Need No Man (SLAY)

    Another day in Me Sico. The party finishes up gambling and meet an interesting fella on the steps of the Steam Gallery as well as two interesting assets to their goals. They later go to a bar where shenanigans ensue, tensions within the party are high, and the want for wealth is higher. What will...

  32. PF Ep2: The Heaven From Hell

    (DISCLAIMER, LOOOOOONG COMBAT PART. If you wish to skip the logistics of the fight skip to the last action taken at 48:36) The party Fights the hideous insects for a place to sleep at night. After that gets resolved, they journey the final distance to get to Me Sico, dealing with a large setback…

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  33. PF Ep1: Swamp Bug Stew (In the desert)

    Welcome one and all to this mess! please sit around and enjoy this catastrophe. This is a pathfinder 2e campaign (PF). This is a campaign that has already started. the party, consisting of Groig, Alyx, Malaki, Ray, and Moss are guiding around a dwarf named Dhurigg. They are in massive debt due to...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome... to this mystical and unknown world full of stories about paragon hero's and heartbreaking tragedies. These idiots, however, are not that. Listen along as plot gets ignored, the group bumbles around like fools, they never acknowledge the danger they are in, they for some reason won't stop saying rats, and somehow a story gets made out of all of this. No matter what, they seem to always come out on top. Oh boy, here we go.(Warning, killing things and swearing)

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The Rats

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