Taco Friday

Episodes

1. 34

   EPISODE 34: Pork Fried Racists

   Que pendejadas are you guys talking now? I think Eric wanted to throw putasos with Jaydog over some bullsh*t. Pero tranquilo, cabron. The orange chicken is getting cold, and Jaydog's just talking mamadas again. Besides, you guys got the world's problems to solve. Juntos, amigos, y ya! Now pass…

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   Jun 11, 2021

   1h 18m
2. 33

   EPISODE 33: It All Started with a Bag of Oranges

   ¿Naranjas? Well... I have been feeling a little mocoso recently. ¡Ay cabrón! Hey, I heard oranges are good for vitamin C. But you know what will fix me up better is a pocket full of cash and it sounds like you two crazy foos got all the inside story on how to take your orange hustle up to mafia...

   Jun 4, 2021

   1h 35m
3. 32

   EPISODE 32: The Pop Culture Commentary Show

   You can talk all you want about celebrities, but hey, foo, don't be talking about my girls the Kardashians! You're going to ruin any chance of making them my hyna. But, hey you're doing the Lord's work by double checking on where our tequila comes from, even though no one cares how it got in the...

   May 29, 2021

   1h 35m
4. 31

   EPISODE 31: ¿Donde Fue Mi Prieta Negra?

   Would someone please find this woman? She's in all the salsa music and nobody seems to know where she ran off to. I don't know if these two stand any better chance, but hey, can't blame them for trying. That girl has tumbao like a Kardashian. She'll be easy to spot once you find her. While…

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   May 14, 2021

   1h 54m
5. 30

   EPISODE 30: SEASON 2 Barely Already!

   The Season 2 Opener - Taco Friday is BACK, foo! That's a lot of menudo to get over the Season 1 hangover, homies. The pandemic really did a job on these vatos and they lost all their patience for just about everything, except for tacos and beer. And tonterias. Lots of tonterias. Dang... another...

   May 8, 2021

   1h 22m
6. 29

   EPISODE 29: The LOST EPISODE - Season 1 Finale

   Season 1 Finale - FINALLY! Ehhhhhh! Just in time for Cinco de Boracho! Daaaaaang... how long did you foos get locked up for? When did you get out??? Jaydog said he found this episode in the back with the other Hispanics, but this episode smells more like The SHU than Fabuloso. So let's see, the...

   May 5, 2021

   1h 33m
7. 32

   BONUS TACOS: What did she say?

   Ta chao? Stah chow? Tah Ciao? WTF?

   May 4, 2021

   5m
8. 28

   EPISODE 28: Men's Expectations Are Crazy

   This is the place to figure out how to get over on the Tuesday Discount Pizza Night deals, while at the same time teaching the younger homies not to expect Ariana Grande to leave her day job as President to pop up and cook the posole for your sorry a$$. What I'm saying is there's good old…

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   Dec 18, 2020

   1h 45m
9. 27

   EPISODE 27: The Stop Cussing Challenge

   Orale, the only way to get Eric to stop cussing is to cut out his f&%ing tongue. Apparently that won't stop him from going up against a world heavyweight in two-facedness when he goes to challenge Jaydog to stop cussing for an entire episode. How long can they both last? Can Eric go the distance?...

   Dec 11, 2020

   1h 29m
10. 26

    EPISODE 26: Let's All Get Divorced for the Holidays!

    Hey, foo. That's on you for getting married in the first place.

    Dec 4, 2020

    1h 15m
11. 25

    EPISODE 25: The 24-7 Holiday Hustle Culture Show

    Awww yeah, homie. Run that HUSTLE, foo. Jaydog's talking that cash-resale value of taxpayer-funded free lunch tickets, and Eric's all about that right now. Ya sabes, foo. But you got nothing on that free power and cable coming in from the tree line, just don't let the electric company see or...

    Nov 20, 2020

    1h 34m
12. 24

    EPISODE 24: ROAD TRIP! Wine Tasting with the Whites

    Hey man, you go to the winery but didn't even same some for the homies? What's up with that? You have to endure an entire afternoon with white folks (sure, they're really nice people... yeah, yeah whateverrrrr) but you didn't even bring home a bottle to split? That ain't even right, foo. Now all...

    Nov 13, 2020

    1h 11m
13. 23

    EPISODE 23: The Little Jew Girl

    This is not the Geneva Convention! Who invited UNICEF? What are you doing playing with a Jewish girl, guys? Fa real tho you are taking this multicultural crap waaaaaaay too far. I mean, Jaydog might have some kind of crazy claim to the Holy Land in an alternate universe, pero Eric is kind of...

    Nov 6, 2020

    1h 19m
14. 22

    EPISODE 22: Wait...Eric isn't even GAY??

    Dammit...what's next? Now you're going to tell us the earth is flat, right? Come on, Eric! You know all the lyrics to every show tune ever written. WE THOUGHT ALL THAT WOMANIZING WAS JUST A COVER UP! And now, we find out you're just... just... oh forget it! Everybody's done trying to figure you…

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    Oct 30, 2020

    1h 49m
15. 21

    EPISODE 21: ¡Sí Se Puede! ¡No Se Puede!

    Okay look, Eric's gone too far now. You're VOTING??? I think you're taking this 2020 a little too far, ese. Pero sabes que? If you're gonna do it, vote for the proposition that gives the lightest jail term, homes. I'm waiting for my cuzzin Cuco to get out. What is that thing, a scantron? I…

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    Oct 23, 2020

    1h 47m
16. 20

    EPISODE 20: Wait... Jaydog Isn't Even MEXICAN??

    How could you, cabrón? We trusted you, homie! Oh, wait... you're still down? Chale. How you say it? You coulda fooled us, foo. Hey, at least you still got the sense to call up the cousins when you get in trouble. Well, hey, now that we all know the truth, can you put in a good word for us with…

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    Oct 16, 2020

    1h 41m
17. 19

    EPISODE 19: Taking all the Good Jobs

    These foos think they're qualified to talk about skilled labor and equity initiatives now. No te crees, wey! Jaydog thinks he's a construction manager all of a sudden, and since the supply of chuntis dried up at Home Depot, he's doing the work himself, pobrecito. A peaceful discussion about how…

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    Oct 9, 2020

    1h 45m
18. 18

    EPISODE 18: Burning Down the House

    Eric's in a storytelling mood, and now we gotta hear all about his childhood exploits - including some oldies but goodies like "Vaquero Eric and the Little Horse That Just Wished They Would Kill Him Already" and one of Jaydog's favorites - "Eric Lit the House on Fire and Forgot to Tell Someone."...

    Oct 2, 2020

    1h 44m
19. 17

    EPISODE 17: Cooking Frijoles and Talking Sh*t

    Oh what you think you're all bad now cuz you got your stove working, Eric? Chingao, vato. Leave the cooking to comadre and sit outside with a Miller High Life where you belong. Rules for the kickback and rules for talking trash with the homies in this episode - but keep it trucha and stay out of...

    Sep 25, 2020

    1h 47m
20. 16

    EPISODE 16: Night School? Nah, Fool. Smile Now, Cry Later

    Otra vez Eric's going back to night school to get his credits, and Jaydog, como puto, is trying to talk him out of it. We don't know why he's gotta always put in his two cents, but Jay's convinced you can learn anything on Youtube, and he's got the footage to prove it. Learn about civilizations,...

    Sep 18, 2020

    1h 41m
21. 15

    EPISODE 15: That Check, Them Benefits

    Getting a check is getting harder and harder these days. No mames, the struggle is real, vato. Eric's trying to improve his credit score so he can afford his flying car (whenever they come out). Jaydog gets touched by the holy ghost and starts going off on worthless jobs and high school career...

    Sep 11, 2020

    1h 32m
22. 14

    EPISODE 14: Branding Wars and The Brown Tax

    In addition to learning the proper preparation of your street corn, Eric insists on a round of "Name That Mexican." We put brand name battles to the test when we pit Cholula vs. Tapatio, and even introduce a 3rd party candidate! And speaking of that - what would happen if we had a Latino as Vice...

    Sep 4, 2020

    1h 54m
23. 13

    EPISODE 13: Can Mexicans Say the "N" Word?

    Ohhhhhhh great... what the hell are these two vatos talking about now? How in the HELL did a trip to the wrecking yard become a discussion about how dark you need to be to spit real talk with the homies? Where is Busta Rhymes when you need him? We definitely need a mediator on this. And a good...

    Aug 28, 2020

    1h 26m
24. 12

    EPISODE 12: On Location at Cherry Auction

    Off to the SWAP MEET with this pair of tontos in our first on-location duet. Nothing like the remate to unite vatos in pursuit of questionable merchandise. Find out how deals are done, get the post-game play-by-play, and find out the fair market value of those fully-licensed, totally legit...

    Aug 21, 2020

    2h 03m
25. 11

    EPISODE 11: Growing Up Hood and Paying Your Own Way

    Dammit! Growing up in the basement of society was not what the vatos call "ideal" but we had some good times! And ¿sabes que? We trusted kids a lot more back then, porque now everyone wants to be a helicopter parent n' shit - but you real ass m'fkrs are still letting your 6-yr-old cook the papas…

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    Aug 14, 2020

    1h 27m
26. 10

    EPISODE 10: Latin Men Got Problems, Bro

    Uh oh, now these guys are giving away inside secrets with a deep dive into the creatures mas cabrón del mundo - Latinos! Latin men have, shall we say, quite a reputation... ay wey! Show us some respect, or pay the price! But if we've been drinking, don't expect that shit back! No mames. Find out...

    Aug 7, 2020

    1h 31m
27. 9

    EPISODE 0009: Cholos, Trust, and Non-Profit Gangs

    Know what, foo? Beer makes everything clear, especially when it means sorting out your corporate strategy for starting your first gang. Learn from the best, foo, like the Hell's Angels. So while Eric sucks on his saladito, trip out with Jaydog and work your Vision and Mission statement to…

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    Jul 31, 2020

    1h 32m
28. 8

    EPISODE 0008: Chorizo, La Jura, and Driving While Brown

    Hey slow down wey, for the chotas will pull you over and you talk yourself into a ticket. In this episode, Jaydog's feeling all feisty since he just watched "Blood In, Blood Out." Eric can't stop talking about his chorizo, and la jura is just waiting for both of these tontos to slip up. But don't...

    Jul 24, 2020

    1h 59m
29. 7

    EPISODE 0007: AntiSocial Media and Gurus

    Nothing sucks your will to live like bullshit online fighting, porque if you said some of that shit in public you'd end up with a coscarrón the size of the Yucatan Peninsula. And that's on Walter Mercado, foo. Some of you pendejos' life force energy is all wadded up like a knot tied in your Ben...

    Jul 17, 2020

    1h 25m
30. 6

    EPISODE 0006: Latinas

    It's Jaydog's birthday, and hopefully he doesn't die of smoke inhalation from all them damned candles in his chocoflan. And what better cumpleaños discussion than one of Eric's favorite topics? We're talking the most confusing, volatile, loyal, sexy, loca creatures on the planet - we're talking...

    Jul 10, 2020

    1h 40m
31. 5

    EPISODE 0005: How to Talk, Work, and Live Like a Mexican

    If you don't know how to talk right, you might get your ass kicked by your cousins or any of the neighbor kids, so get it right! Here's your cheat sheet on good Mexican pronunciation, for you could pass the test - but just barely! Hey, but if you want that job with the County, you're gonna have…

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    Jul 3, 2020

    1h 38m
32. 7

    BONUS TACOS: Que Picky

    Get a load of this shit when Eric and Jaydog both try to choke down how everyone is allergic these days. But they'll both make an exception for one nasty ass "food" that gives them asco just thinking about it. (BONUS EPISODE)

    Jun 26, 2020

    12m
33. 4

    EPISODE 0004: Panaderías, Check Cashing Outlets, and Jim Crow Cell Phones for Mexicans

    Know, what, homie? We went there. Sorry, but there's something religious about the panadería, and we're not talking about the candles of the Virgin they sell next to those crazy painted terracotta piggy banks. Also, if you need to get a bill or two paid or just cash a check, kick that Dora the...

    Jun 26, 2020

    1h 36m
34. 3

    EPISODE 0003: Tall Cans, Seeds, and Quinceañera Weddings

    Your Chicano Latino Studies class didn't teach you this, cabron, but the real lessons begin here. Jaydog waxes prophetic on the power of the corner store, the wisdom of tall cans as an alcohol delivery mechanism, and why we should just leave dad alone with the Chevy. Eric seems fixated on…

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    Jun 19, 2020

    1h 37m
35. 4

    BONUS TACOS: Jack in the Box

    Just listen to Eric's bullshit story about a recent trip to an LA Jack in the Box drive thru.

    Jun 12, 2020

    8m
36. 2

    EPISODE 0002: Swap Meets and Carne de Chivo

    Your bumbling brownies are at it again, and this time they're off to the swap meet for some of that menudo Jaydog likes. Find out what happened to Eric's goat, why spiteful bitches with too much mascara are always telling you to step off, and then travel in the passenger seat on a wholesome car...

    Jun 12, 2020

    2h 22m
37. 2

    PILOT EPISODE: There Will Never Be Anything Like Your First Time

    In the first of their weekly series, your heroes, intrepid Hispanics Jaydog and Eric explore the perfect taco, the importance of authenticity, and white folks. And why not throw in some thoughts about riots for good measure? Seems like the thing to do. Help pop the podcast cherry, and take time…

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    Jun 5, 2020

    1h 47m
38. 1

    TRAILER: Why Taco Friday?

    Why listen to Taco Friday Podcast? Because mom will give you a coscarrón if you don’t. Now do what your mother tells you to do. ¡Apúrate!

    May 28, 2020

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