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Taking The Short Bus

by Michael Casey

Join Mike and his friends as they discuss everyday life and all the idiocy that abounds there in, you'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll poop your pants....

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Episodes

  1. Episode 64 - The End Is NYE!

    We're back baby! After a month off I guess this would be the start of season 2? On this ride Mike and Don talk about the coming of the Raptors and other apocalyptic BS. Enjoy!

  2. Episode 63 - Pushing the Palsy Mummy

    On this ride Mike talks about the joys of the insanity that lay just outside your door.

  3. Episode 62 - Tweak Week!

    On this ride Mike breaks down his week from hell...Tweakers, tweakers, tweakers. Morons, retards, rednecks. Tweakers, inbreds, tweakers, Glenn Beck, tweakers...TWEAKERS SUCK!

  4. Episode 61 - The American Dream.

    On this ride, we take a look at The American Dream and what it means to Mike. The good the bad and the really retarded. Everybody's welcome in Mikes American Wet Dream...

  5. Episode 60 - The Vagina Safari

    On this ride, Mike talks about women. The plain and simple truth that all men need to hear about relationships and getting the sex!

  6. Episode 59 - Make it GOOGLE!

    On this ride Mike discusses Vampires running for office, saying NO to your blood sucking room mate and hacking road signs to prove the value of a good poop joke. Also doing computer repair for morons and telling the SYFY channel where they can stick it, how much pressure to apply to break it off...

  7. Episode 58 - No Fate

    On this ride Mike shares his feelings on the concepts of destiny, Karma, Kismet and prophecy. He also encourages you to stop lying to your kids and turn off the TV. Also Tsunamis and other natural disasters plus how he almost missed the whole "Charlie Sheen Thing"

  8. Episode 57 - Hail His Mighty Return!

    On this ride Mike warns about the dangers of Idiotic fashions that won't die. Curses Taco Bell for its beany cheesey goodness, shares the awesomeness of the Honey Badger and then there is some talk of climate change and hanging out with hippies to get Mike a hover car.

  9. Episode 47 - Vicodin, Vehicles & Vomit!

    On this ride we talk about Mikes fear of ghosts watching him touch his naughty spot, his short lived tattooing career, His brothers dirty little secret, anger management for the CnC and raciest roommates for fun and profit. Enjoy!

  10. Episode 41 - Whatza Buttpirate?

    On this ride we discuss drunken Halloween fun, getting hit on at Walmart, Minnie Mouse gets a little handsy and ask the question that everyone wants answered...how much c#ck is too much?

  11. Episode 39 - Superglue The Mangina

    On this ride Mike's wife joins him to explore the joys of rampaging monkeys. The sorrow of lost shopping opportunities and the exhilaration of crapping your Datsun. Enjoy!

  12. Episode 38 - Boar's Face!!

    On this ride we discuss What Mike wants from the dear and fluffy Lord, how not to use the sh*tter, dead things that make your friends vomit and we ask the eternal question...Is good gas mileage "Punk Rock"?

  13. Episode 37 - Here's ___ in your eye!

    On this ride we talk about Don going hunting for a bear, Segwaying into the afterlife, finding a habitable planet, Mikes gay ninja cat is not to be trifled with, The Brothers Yang, we check Google to see how trendy Jesus is and Jimmy tries to mount a bear!!

  14. Episode 35 - Retail Assvertising

    On this ride we discuss the wonderful world of WiiSex, Condom addictions for the underprivileged, Unused AD space, Mike talks about the racism of Clorox for coloreds, Shotgun Golf and Donald stole the gorram foam!

  15. Episode 34 - Shenis Envy...

    On this ride we take a look at NERD RAGE and the aftermath of saying that Star Wars sucks. Also nut job Tea Baggers who don't diddle and Mike whips out his Shenis to prove that it's that big for a very good reason.

  16. Episode 33 - Mtn. Dew and Desperation

    On this ride we talk about visiting Fort Gay, effeminate Latino waiters with a pension for Pepsi, Cocks (Both Metal and Plural). Also Some kid electrifies his nipples and almost dies thus proving that evolution is no longer valid because we resuscitate retards. Chad and Ben are back and idiocy…

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  17. Episode 32 - Tomatojuana

    On this ride we learn that through the miracle of genetics, veggies will get you high! Also we sing about the lamentations of the women, the Nuge speaks on gun control and much more!

  18. Episode 31 - Ante, Christ.

    On this ride Mike SCREAMS AT IDIOT DRIVERS!!! Donlad comes prepared, we make fun of Alzheimer's and SOMEONE takes their pants off, while the other looks on in horror...sheer horror.

  19. Episode 30 - Busting the ManHymen..

    On this ride, MIKE SHARES TOO MUCH! Also we chat about stupid movies, fibbing about our life achievements (or flat out lying depending on ones POV.), catching a man with meat smell on your naughty bits and more!

  20. Episode 29 - Douchebag DEFCON 2!!!

    On this ride Ben joins us again as we try to tackle such topics as being rude to the homeless, shooting people with dead rodentia, ManCave etiquette "A mans guide to you not touching his sh*t." and getting ghost raped as a way to life eternal.

  21. Episode 28 - The B.O.W.E.L Movement.

    On this ride we talk about Mike being 2F2C (To fat to camp), Impacted colons and the joy they bring (Oh, cheese. I love you but my butt hole can't take much more.), man cramps and the hell of being without the internet for 3 days and more.

  22. Episode 27 - Songs in the key of Pee Pee.

    On this ride Don and Mike talk about the pros and cons of getting stabbed by Harry Potter, a song about My Pee Pee, sticking your di#k in a power outlet, traffic lights and how much donkey crotch they lick, scramming the PORN Reactor and much more!

  23. Episode 26 - Pacifisting

    On this ride... DONS BACK! Also, Lord Vader makes a withdrawl, The Douche bags of the Westboro Baptist Church VS The Mighty Nerds Of Comic-con and Mike wears dirty panties like a spider-man mask!

  24. Episode 24 - call..call..CALL!! CALL!!! FU@K!!!!

    On this ride we hear from the raciest Road Warrior, we also talk about the cinematic end of the world, Mike's POS cell phone and the family in the car next to him that now think he's a lunatic. Also we discuss having a Jetsons future, holding some di#k and opening a Nerd Bar.

  25. Episode 23 - Do Amazon Goddesses Bleed?

    On this ride we take a look at the Terra Fugia flying car could Mikes dreams finally be coming true? Bixa Muda talks about Egg Burgers and we discuss Wonder Womans Period Panties with our first OOVOO guest! Come; sit, listen and laugh! Beware...NSFW!

  26. Episode 22 - This Poop Tastes Funny!

    On this ride we talk about being Mike being Jobless, Deviant Juror #12, Upside down beer drinking and Angels that refuse to stay in the churches closet any more. Enjoy!

  27. Episode 21 - Die! Puppetmaster DIE!

    On this ride we visit the Creation Museum and talk Science VS Religion. Also we talk about professional sign holders, the worst Birthday ever, having the puppet master as your nemesis/roommate, DIY Native American space craft construction and Don takes a nap! It's riveting, people!

  28. Episode 20 - Wookiee Wiener Musings

    On this ride we talk about Mikes passion for failing to be a rock star, the joys of your first gherkin jerkin, when eating in Australia you clean your plate...or else, Lawsuit Voodoo and lots of insomnia driven gibberish.

  29. Episode 19 - Waking up Il.

    On this ride we cover new Nerd tech, restructuring a show with no structure, teaching the children to blow stuff up, R2-D2 observatory and the rare side effects of a mass head trauma.

  30. Episode 18 - Asswipe For The Apocalypse.

    On this ride we discuss using your own vomit as a weapon, mistaking someones dead body for a deer, Mays Douche bag of the month and what to do with Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin Books when the world comes crashing down and zombies roam the streets.

  31. Episode 17 - Sexorcism OUT YE UNCLEAN THING!

    On this ride we talk about Belezabuttfu^king, attending the Heinrich Himmler Community College in Mississippi, great nerd tech, getting fired for Facebook updates and the Einstein-Rosen Bridge.

  32. Episode 16 - With Pisti, With Piste, With Green Gravy!

    On this ride we talk abortion VS just nuking the trailer park, most commonly misheard song lyrics, Chads best way to die and Tweeting for TP.

  33. Episode 10 - Bahnengolf And Injun Repair..

    On this ride we talk about past jobs, shuffleing off the mortal coil mid coitis, whorish princesses and how we're going to make mini golf millions!!!!

  34. Episode 6 - Ménage à tard!

    On this ride we pick up a passanger, my Brother! we talk tattooing, sasquatch strippping, sibling choke holds and more!!

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Join Mike and his friends as they discuss everyday life and all the idiocy that abounds there in, you'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll poop your pants....

HOSTED BY

Michael Casey

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Join Mike and his friends as they discuss everyday life and all the idiocy that abounds there in, you'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll poop your pants....

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