Tales of FUNCTION: The Engine

The Legend of the Caretaker begins.

Our GM makes some sort of excuse for failing us all. Life it is the thing churning behind all this.

In which we meet the boy god Osiris.

In which we meet the huntress god Artemis.

A most unusual god is revealed to us . . . Janus.

A couple day delay before our next episode.

Tyr or Tiwas makes his way in the multi-verse.

Where we meet the god Horus and learn a little of his backstory.

Shiva tests Hera on the god plane.

Season two premiers with a lengthy examination of the gods that have or will come into play. Episode 2.1.1 introduces us to the companion being of Odin . . . Hera.

Set 1000 years before the final moments of season one, FUNCTION discover the gods.

Leo, Kratos, Rango and the GM sit down to talk season one and hints at 2

Main Theme Song for Season 2 of Tales of Function: The Engine

Outtakes and Hilarity from FUNCTION and the gang.

Live from the LAB!!! Our live season 1 finale episode . . . finale . . . you get it.

Live from the LAB!!! Our live season 1 finale episode - Leo, Mercury and Tyr enter the prison and free kratos

Live from the LAB!!! Our live season 1 finale episode - Circe and Riotgirrl storm the jail with Artemis and get way way more than they bargained for

Live from the LAB!!! Our live season 1 finale episode - Rango, Riotgirrl and Horus enter the prison in part one of the season finale

Laika, Leo and Artemis destroy communications at the secret prison system

A day in the life of our captive Heroes

Silver Rango and Mercury make some headway in the secret prison location

Plans are hatched for a jailbreak. A rescue of another type happens on an uncharted world.

Shiva Mashup till we are back on the 9th of January 2025

The gang meets Hera/Frigg as they race to find Circe and Riotgirrrl.

Kratos and Leo argue for leniency.

In a groundhog day episode Laika ascends.

Circe and Riotgirrl barely escape their first encounter with the Engine. The same can't be said for the OarPlay.

The gang in space finish the job . . . with an assist from Quetzlcoatl.

Laika and Kratos . . . and humans being humans. Ugh.

Function disobeys the Protectorate council and try to save some humans.

Circe and Mercury befriend the god Tir.

Riotgirrrl finally agrees to portray Sherlock Holmes in the playpen . . . what could go wrong?

FUNCTION experiences a first . . . the worst kind of first.

A world building episode around the governance of the Protectorate. This episode reflects the midpoint of season one and we will be taking a two week break with new episodes continuing every Thursday at 7pm beginning October 3rd.

Kratos finds absolution . . . and his trading cards!

Kratos stands alone on the Loxodon homeworld and runs a terrible gauntlet.

The gang goes to bat for their new friends . . . the HUMANS????!!!!

Function, I'd like you to meet the Meck Dynasty. What's that? You don't like them?

FUNCTION meet Horus again and learn of the mysterious Loxodons.

Torqq and Silver escape their bonds after 300 years.

Kratos and Leo find some questionable food and meet Horus.

Circe and the gang hang with Poseidon.

Leo makes a most important discovery, maybe even by accident, but probably not.

Silver and Torqq face a serious danger . . . together.

FORM and FUNCTION 9 (mercury) spend some quality time together and make an amazing discovery.

We learn of Torqq's betrayal.

Laika and Circe make their way out of a mind puzzle as she collects some serious visions of the future.

Rango and Silver help riotgirrrl steal a hotrod! FUNCTION 1 makes a choice and a secret is born.

FORM and FUNCTION escape? Earth forever.

The very first tale of FUNCTION. Episode 1.1 details Laika's deactivation and Circe and Kratos search for her.