Tales of Nowhere

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Heart arc? And Season 2 itself?! How did the crew feel about losing one (or more) of their own? Was this ruleset any good? What was the best RPG of the season? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

One last time, the full crew of Infiniteers ventures out into the far reaches of Nowhere to (hopefully) save the entire multiverse.

The fight for the entirety of the multiverse begins. Will the Janiteers fulfill their role as sacrificial lambs? Find out in this episode!

Finally, the Janiteers have arrived at the bottom of the Heart. Now they just have to survive long enough to save the multiverse. Easy, right?

The journey to the bottom of the Heart continues as the Janiteers face even greater foes and are forced to relive the past.

After escaping the Ever Cathedral and meeting up with an unexpected visitor, the Janiteers finally feel a spark of hope as they come up with...am I reading this right? A plan? Wow, I never thought that would actually happen.

We all remember where we were the first time we heard the tale of the Wiseman, don't we? The story stays with you, gives you hope, gives you strength. Yes, as you know, thanks to the Wiseman we one day will see the God Child to victory!

The return of a friendly face (and friendly place) has Janiteers and Infiniteers alike a little on edge, as they continue their journey deeper into the Heart of the Spark.

The race to the center of the Heart continues as the Janiteers (and Issac) make their way into a mysterious cave full of wonder, memory, and some dude named Rattler.

Nightmares abound, both in the minds of Janiteers and in the world around them. But they seems to be making inroads as they discover an old "friend", and prepare for their journey deeper into the Heart.

The first mission begins as the gang heads deep into the woods to murder a bunch of owls for some reason. But did someone else get there first? And might their name rhyme with Basstoria?

The Janiteers (and special guests from Season 1) head into the Heart of Nowhere, and nobody is quite expecting what they find. Still, the journey to discover what happened to Thayne and stop the Screaming God Child has begunt!

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Numenera arc? What was with all those weird experiments? Did the "alien" future world actually feel alien? Was this ruleset any good? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

Join the Janiteers as they make their way into the depths of Nowhere to face a challenge unlike any before, as they attempt to reach The Infinite Spark. Part Two of Two.

Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers grapple with just how much the place has changed in their absence, as they prepare to enter the Infinite Spark in an attempt to save...pretty much everything and everyone, everywhere forever. Part One of Two.

Jules comes to terms with who she is and her place in the multiverse while reuniting with old friends and figuring out what the heck is next for the Janiteers.

In the aftermath of the attack, Jules deals with the losses while the gang heads off to find a mysterious artifact known as the Wish Engine. And sometimes for some reason the Wish Machine.

With the city of Orrila suddenly under attack, the Janiteers take up arms to help those in need and fight the giant gross black monster in the sky.

The Janiteers find themselves in the big city after a plan is enacted to fix the Jewel once and for all. Get ready for thrills, chills, and abominations the likes of which have only ever been seen at...Snapapple's Traveling Menagerie and Soaring Circus!

As King Detritus regails the Janiteers with his tragic backstory, they make their way through the Jewel to enact a crazy plan with the help of Darwin and Darloft. Cookies.

The great delve adventure continues, as the Infiniteers find themselves in a strangely familiar location: ...high school? That's weird. Well anyway, some crazy stuff happens and then they have to escape before the dread eats them.

It's a race against the clock as the Janiteers delve head-first into an ancient ruin in search for a cypher that could save the Jewel from the Dread's destruction...Man, that description won't make any sense if you haven't heard the last few episodes.

Boarding the subway (or is it a train?), the Janiteers learn more about the small community they've apparently decided to join. Then they fight some stuff.

The Janiteers arrive in a brand new world, one that's been around the block a few times. In a strange place called the Cold Desert, they must figure out how to play by a whole new set of rules.

The fight for Nowhere continues as the Janiteers do battle with a massive crystal creature, then face an even bigger, more terrifying challenge: Diplomacy.

Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers and a wandering Infiniteer have the chance to explore the now bustling train station and decide who around them is worth trusting.

A rescue mission turns into an all-out arena brawl in a pit of rust and metal with a healthy dose of family bickering. What else did you expect when Hondo comes back?

Sandstorms, explosions, and dangerous car stunts keep the Janiteers from discovering what exactly is going on as they traverse the wasteland on an epic mission to rescue...someone? Maybe?

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Shadow of the Demonlord arc? How did we think we could get away with time travel? How will we feel about Rothdamona now that everything's all said and done? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

The Janiteers finally catch up with time itself, as the moment of truth arrives and Rothdamona helps Dee make a decision about their future within the multiverse.

After an arguably heroic savior moment, Bash finds himself...somewhere else, as the other Janiteers entirely lose control over this whole situation.

Uncovering an ancient cavern in the heart of the Shield Mountains brings more trouble than previously thought as Sebastian finds a new friend and Rothdamona thinks she's melting.

The Janiteers journey into the depths of the Shield Mountains, to meet with the Dwarven City leaders and once again irrevocably alter history. Oops.

Rothdamona makes her way back home, as Stonewall prepares for their upcoming pilgrimage.

Dee Dee and Bash totally know where they're going and don't get lost at all. Henry and Bejeweled hang out in the library. Everyone forgets.

During a routine dungeon crawl, the Janiteers finds that...well, turns out there's no such thing as a routine dungeon crawl in this universe.

To remember those no longer with us, here's a trip down memory lane, all the way back to 2018 when the cast behind the Infiniteers teamed up with their moms for an unforgettable adventure.

Don't wait! Grab your copy of this very special Nowhere Christmas Album today and celebrate this holiday season across the entire multiverse!

There was a small cave incident, and now the Janiteers find themselves back on top of a familiar mountain peak. Did someone go 88 miles per hour?

Turns out, leaving a city known for insane magicians and chaotic magic isn't exactly a cakewalk. Also, is anybody else cold in here?

The Janiteers make their way through the land of Shadow of the Demonlord on an urgent quest to reclaim a piece of silverware.

As DeeDee revists her hometown, troubling emotions boil to the surface. Also troubling giant monsters.

DeeDee returns home, and everything's different. Her, the world, her village, the other Janiteers, that weird thing in the sky. It's all just different, okay?

The Janiteers decide on their next step, and in doing so, are pulled into an important mission with an entire universe at stake.

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 51st Episode Spectacular arc? How did the cast like returning to their Season 1 characters? Was everything planned ahead or improvised? Did they ruin everything by bringing them back? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

Part Three. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers conclude their dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and the end of their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse. 

Part Two. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers continue to dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse. 

Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.

After finding themselves in a strange theme park modeled after the exploits of the original Infiniteers, the Janiteers battle their way to the Exile of Fate as they continue to search for answers.

With Nowhere in chaos, the Janiteers set out on a mission to locate the mysterious Writer using an old corridor known only as the Hall of Doors.