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Talk About It with Keys & Lans
by Keys & Lans
On this weekly episodic podcast, two young billionaires share their thoughts on domestic and international matters alike to stir up the masses. No topic too big or too small whether it be Kim K's sextape success or Donald Trump's wall. Let's Talk About It!
Episodes
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The Finale?
What's goin on guys? It's been a minute but we are back either for a minute or for good &that's up to if you guys want more of us. We apologize for the hiatus it was purely one of our faults (lans).So In this the possible final episode we discuss the effectiveness of the Bahmian Prime Minister,...
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How To Simp 101
Hello & Good Day To You All! On this spectacular episode Keys reveals his most prolific SIMPING experience but only to make Lans feel better about himself, good guy Keys for the win. They also discuss a wild idea about reincarnation called "The Egg Theory". Lans also reveals what happened to a…
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Violence Brings Peace?
Different stories, same key elements. One black individual mixed with multiple caucasians leads to death.... sad stories but harsh realities. Is race really the factor or are these random occurences? Along the way of the episode Keys & Lans wonder if the only way to bring about peace is through...
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Masturbating & Dubai
Fresh off the hiatus jet the billionaires address the Bahamian expo in Dubai and the crybabies who were left behind. Keys asks why masturbation is taboo and reveals maybe too much info about his habits. Lans defends his hero Michael Jackson with threats of violence and they talk about an assault...
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Highway Tolls To Hell
In the great third world nation of The Bahamas the reigning defending government talks about creating highway toll booths..now bear in mind the highways are about 10 seconds long each on a 21x7 island. In other news Bahamians have a new investment opportunity thanks to the Nassau Cruise Port.…
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Transformers: Rise Of The Omicron
As the autobots travel through space to destroy the decepticons, a new variant of covid that has the name of a planet from "Futurama" called Omicron is here to lay waste to planet Earth. Two billionaire heroes by the names of Keys & Lans are humanity's only hope...... yeahhh we're doomed! Email…
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Do We Love Out Of Pity?
Season 2 episode 8 isn't this great!? A young lady on Facebook presents her case for men only loving women out of pity vs actually loving their souls. Keys & Lans share two ways they would improve themselves. Keys receives another compliment from a man and ponders on an important thought. A…
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Ego Vs. Higher Self
Dababy kicks out his baby and his baby momma & Lans' heart bleeds for Dani Leigh. Rodney Moncur is refused service by Mcdonalds & takes a hit in his ego. Who is wrong and who is right in these two similar but different situations? Tune in to hear how Keys will piss Lans off this time and chime…
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Dementia... Proof We Don't Have Souls?
The billionaires are back from their brief hiatus forced upon them by their local power company so as the great Lil Wayne once said "Sorry 4 The Wait"! This week Keys & Lans talk about unconditional love and reveal how hurt and pain shaped them and their outlooks on love. A few brain tingling...
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Bullying, Trauma & These "Female Dogs"
On this action packed episode Keys & Lans have a special guest on the podcast, Marine officer of the law and local gallis Brendan. They share their views and experiences on bullying in school and how it shaped them. They also discuss how vital mental health awareness is and is desparately needed…
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Hermaphrodites & The Non-Binary
*DISCLAIMER* This is a WILD episode. Ever wondered what really makes a man a man and what really makes a woman a woman? Is it the sex organs? Is it facial structure or is it just a choice? "I am your guide through these vast realities, ponder the question WHAT IF"... sorry wrong show. Along the…
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Mammy & The Jezebel Spirit
Ever wondered why fried chicken and black people is a thing? What about watermelons? What exactly is a mamny? If you like sex are you a Jezebel? What exactly is a mandingo?.... wait well that one needs no explanation but on this episode we talk about this racially charged black tropes seen in…
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Red Lobster & Condoned Child Abuse🧐
Boom! The 2nd episode of the 2nd season is here! We get down to talking about ArawakX a Bahamian investment company. Lans reveals he is against Red Lobster in The Bahamas in favor of more Bahamian owned restaurants getting franchised. In other news "Florida Woman" helps kid beat up another child...
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Sell Outs & Bitcoins
"What's Goin On Guys!?" We are back for season 2 babyy!! Season 2 Keys & Lans forever 100 episodes Keys & Lans. But no seriously on the season premiere we tackle the turncoat Wellington who switched up on the Coalition Of Independents party for the PLP! We then address the nation of El Salvador...
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This Is Goodbye.... For Now!
Let's Take A Stroll Down Memory Lane Shall We? Episode 70... the season finale is here! On this episode we reminisce on how far the cast and crew of the show has come. From talking about Jesus in the clouds to Glitches In The Matrix. Find out what's in store for Season 2....storming Vatican City,...
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The Problem With Sex
In the penultimate episode of the first season the billionaires discuss the birds and the bees. They share their opinions on sex and how it has lost it's sanctity and luster, how easily accessible it is today and how deep sex actually goes. Threesomes & orgies sounds like a party right... find…
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The Interlude
It's a chill episode with your billionaires today as they make light of the usual controversial topics around planet Earth. Email us for any legal or paralegal advice, for any dating or mortality concerns or if you got any questions about how we became billionaires. : [email protected]...
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Interview With Kendall Richardson 2 - Game Time
Guess who's back... back again? No not Shady, your billionaire heroes welcome Kendall Richardson back to the fold. He answers questions from concerned people about various things.... financial literacy courses, marijuana legalization and what it means for those incarcerated for marijuana related...
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Prayer Vs Manifestation! Enter Mise-Ansie
Your billionaire heroes are joined by a black Queen as they share their thoughts on prayer as opposed to manifestation. We all grew up being told to pray to the Lord and well Keys seems to have a problem with that and prefers manifestation... someone get a bible. Lans stomach makes a surprise...
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Interview With Kendall Richardson - The Warm Up
What's goin on guys!? On this episode your billionaire heroes sit down and have a light conversation with a Bahamian political candidate. A member of the Coalition of Independents Kendall Richardson. He sheds light on crown land in The Bahamas, a sovereign wealth plan with the intent of...
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Interracial Marriage Is.... Wrong?
This Episode Is Proudly Sponsored by Mr.MixNasty! Bartender extraordinaire Jordan Rahming leaves some supplies from his latest endeavor, outstanding cocktails..."Chemical X" & "Lit Fix". Contact Mr.MixNasty himself on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Mr-Mix-Nasty-100102522103636/ Ladies &...
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Problems With Illegal Immigration
One World One People.... right? MCU reference? Possibly but definitely not a real life fact. In a world divided by borders and flags the billionaires share their thoughts on "illegal immigration". Lans shares another story of domestic abuse & keys literally fu*$s a micro civilization. Lans…
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Cussing Out His Catfish
Another week another episode as I always say... I actually never said that before here but I digress, episode 62 is here! The billionaires talk about Keys getting catfished twice within a few months time. They debate whether justice is always a positive thing or not, point out how flawed Batman…
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He Wants Them To Vaccinate Or Die!?
It is episode 61 people! The billionaires each share one good thing happening around the world just to show positive things do still happen. Keys refelects on the time his grandaunt either wanted him dead or to gain spiritual powers & Lans reveals he betrayed a primary school kid. They also talk...
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From Praisin God To Throwin Hands! Enter DJ
Special guest DJ appears on episode 60! Good father, Military man, combat fighter & a close friend of the billionaires. They talk about Lil Nas X & his satan shoes, unfortunate attempted kidnapping at a Bahamian school and a seemingly deranged man admits to being attracted to the size of a little...
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2 Guys 5 Love Languages
As the 60th episode draws near the billionaires known as Keys & Lans go against the norm as men and discuss the 5 love languages, rank them in order of how they prefer to be loved & give tips on how to deal with people regarding each individual language. Heavily inspired by John Krasinski's "Some...
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AOT: G.O.A.T Of Anime!?
Yaooo! Keys & Lansanators welcome to episode 58! Keys proclaims Attack On Titan is the greatest anime ever, cap? Lans rages against the Queen, Keys, Gabi, People that want to cancel Eminem & the Bahamian people that suck at protesting. Keys also explains a belief which states that everything was...
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Is It Spouse Before Children?
Two hearts joined as one or two halves that create one? On this incredible episode we have two special guests Philip & Emerald along with their bundle of joy to answer a conflicting question.... spouse before children or vice versa, the answer is remarkable to say the least! Also does true love...
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He Has A Micro What!??
It is the 56th episode of the show & does it deliver? Well do catholic priests like little boys? On this week Lans opens up about his rare condition with pure bravery & Keys shares a life tip about friends & enemies. Lans also poses the idea of the masses coming together and rejecting the vaccine...
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The CDC Made Him Do This!
On this week's episode we have a live studio audience * cue applause*. The billionaire's talk about the dreaded "apology culture" (we just made that up). They also talk about Zack Snyder's unfair travesty with regards to his cut of Justice League. The Bahamian dictator reveals that our dollar is…
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The Problem With Transgenders
As we form a shield wall to defend against the "oh my God I'm offended by literally everything" people we implore you to really understand the topic! So on today's episode we talk about the trans MMA fighter that bashed in his/her opponnent's skull, controversial Meek Mill Kobe lyrics, & the...
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The Catholic Church Is Evil!?
Have you ever wondered about the origins of Valentine's Day? Have you ever heard about the city whose people danced themselves to death? Care to find out how the Roman Catholic church is involved in both of these stories? If you answered yes to these questions then this is the podcast for you!…
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Stockholm Syndrome Theory
Keys has a wild theory about all kids having stockholm syndrome with their parents & Lans has a disagreement with Elon Musk about his New Tesla's feature. That's not all though the billionaires bring up a snow shoveling incident that ends with a double murder suicide & Lans goes on a rant because...
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His Wild Night With The Queen
Oooooh Weeee! It's the 51st episode of the legendary TV Series Talk About It With Keys & Lans. Successor to Game Of Thrones. Lans reveals what happened during his night with le queen , sends shot at various rappers & a whole lot more! Keys tells a totally true story of meeting J.Cole & helping…
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3 Episodes A Slave : Malcolm V Martin
The final episode in the "3 episodes a slave" trilogy is here! We have a special guest with us who shares his thoughts and experience on colorism, why he feels racism doesn't exist and what we are experiencing is pure bigotry and potentially upsets his girlfriend! Malcolm X & Martin Luther King...
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3 Episodes A Slave : The Motherf*%$er
As the second episode in our slavery series dawns upon you we look at the alleged origins of the word "motherf*%$er". Somewhere along the way Keys tells a story of almost dying when his car brakes gave out, Lans copies his story and reveals that he has been part rooster all along? Also can you…
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3 Episodes A Slave
We present to you fine people, you thugs, you rebels, you anarchists and you upstanding civilians episode 48! Leading up to episode 50 we will be talking about different aspects of slavery. This episode heavily features the horrifying punishment of slaves "buckbreaking". A special guest and…
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White Privilege! Aunt Becky's Story!
Aunt Becky with the good hair is released from her prison of choice :). The Bahamian Government's All Powerful Dictator reveals he cannot stop the oil drilling in his country and Tik Tok superstars are vacationing living their best life and getting hate for no reason, what a wonderful world! Keys...
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He Hates Gabrielle Union!?
IT'S OURRR ANNIVERSARYY!! Noo Keys & Lans aren't married, it's been one year of bringing the drama and the truth! To pay homage to our beginnings this episode is about nothing and everything at the same time, we all over the place. From Logan Paul to Sage hating pastors and Lans setting…
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The Bar Hoppers
Bang Bang! On This Alcohol Fueled Episode We Introduce To You "Bar Hopper's"! A Bahamian Made & Owned Company Set To Change The Game. Top Tier Drinks Created By Veteran Bartender Hosea While Mike & Alex Handle Marketing & The Budgeting. Three Company Heads , Young Black Excellence! Vibe With Us...
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What In The Double Standards? Enter Jahmai The F.N.H
A New Challenger Joins The Match! He's an aerialist, acrobat, fire dancer, dancer, MUA, aspiring underwear model, Broadway Performer most notably on Disney's The Lion King! Yes we have a celebrity among us whose resumé includes much more & he talks about double standards in the world, proves he's...
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Hardworking Dads & Deadbeat Moms
On This Week's Episode Keys & Lans Dive Into A Topic That Needs To Be Addressed More Frequently. Lans Sends A Powerful Message To The Mothers That Are Doing An Injustice To The Title & Urge For A Paradigm Shift! Keys Reveals A Little Of His Personal Journey As A Hardworking Single Dad. Along The...
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Capital Punishment
Death Penalty! Yay Or Nay? On This Episode TheGreatOne & The Sage Your Billionaire Heroes Share Their Thoughts On Capital Punishment & Express Their Feelings About The 14 Year Old George Stinney. Keys Shares A Memory Of Getting Called A Pervet & Lans Tells How A Rape Almost Happened In His Hotel...
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Step On A Crack...
Have You Ever Wondered What Happens If You Step On A Crack? What About Walking Under A Ladder? Better Knock On Wood If You Tempt Your Fate! Yeah YOU Guessed It, Keys & Lans Are Talking Superstitions & Their Origins! Also Can Religion Be Considered A Superstition? Lans Also Disrespects…
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How To Address A Traitor
On This Action Packed 40th Episode of Talk About It our heroes discuss some life lessons they learnt over the last decade. This didn't last very long as Keys sends a message to Judas Iscariot after convincing from Lans. Elon Musk has coronavirus legitimacy doubts, Keys wants a therapist and Lans...
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Monogamy V Polygamy 2! The Debate
As We Are Back With Part 2 Of This Requested Topic We Have New Guests Center Stage... Ariel Newbold Alongside Angelus & Grea. The Former Is a Monogamous Woman Sharing Her Take With A Polygamous Couple Clearing The Air On The Lifestyle. As Chaos Ensues Keys & Lans Stands Back As The City Burns…
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Escapism! Good Or Bad?
When the pressures of life weigh down too heavily on you do you have a means of distraction? How do you take your mind away from painful memories? Drugs? Alcohol? Social media? Whatever your escape is it sparingly or do you rely often and become dependent? Questions that need answers. Vibe with…
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His Grandfather Killed Them
Imagine a land where it’s people have been in a perpetual state of emergency for almost a year, where their leaders have been selling natural resources and keeping profits for themselves, imagine unemployment funds decreasing in amount continuously and bills rising aggressively , well imagine no...
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Near Death Experiences & Hagging
On this the 36th episode of the Grammy, Oscar and Academy award winning podcast the billionaires talk about NDEs and Hagging(sleep paralysis). Stewie Griffin makes a rare appearance and explains the secrets of his youth and dysfunctional love for his mother. Keys’ son also makes a cameo and...
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F-Word The Government
Backward ever, forward never! The Bahamas' new motto as the local government reverts to more lockdowns and curfews for the country with no further plan of action, no plans for economic restoration, no advice for immune system health building , no true vision. The leaders are corrupt, selfish…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
On this weekly episodic podcast, two young billionaires share their thoughts on domestic and international matters alike to stir up the masses. No topic too big or too small whether it be Kim K's sextape success or Donald Trump's wall. Let's Talk About It!
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Keys & Lans
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On this weekly episodic podcast, two young billionaires share their thoughts on domestic and international matters alike to stir up the masses. No topic too big or too small whether it be Kim K's sextape success or Donald Trump's wall. Let's Talk About It!
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