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Send us Fan MailJamie refuses to let someone pass because they tried toJamie's dad is not allowed to drive a TeslaIan's a terrible driver and makes people sickGen Z and Boomers equally do not know how to use a computerJamie discusses Lily Allen's receipt dress on her new tour in the wake of her ex cheating on herJamie wants to be old-timey cat called Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast 

Send us Fan MailWarning: this is a very Jamie-heavy episode Ian loves tall women and also most thingsJamie is confused by d*ck piercingsPersonal Petty: Jamie does not like being told what to do if she already knows what to do Ian finds Jamie boring and yawns in her face Pop Petty: A movie lover's ex ruins his Music Box experience, but he respects her move Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast 

Send a textIan and Jamie talk about dating...or not dating, gaslighting, and the ickJamie's mom puts shoes out of reach when they are not properly stored in the houseJamie tries to explain reality TV to Ian who refuses to actively listenAlso, Pretty Little Liars and Love IslandEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSeason 4 features Jamie's good friend and silly boy Ian Michael!Ian gets called ugly by a "friend," but also truly cannot tell a linear story...so good luckJamie recounts Traitors US drama, including accurately guessing who won and whyEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textFor the final episode of Season 3 feat. Seth Lawrence, Jamie forgot how to frame and light herself. In this episode, we discuss:Quirky vs. mentally illWhy Jamie shouldn't riff during teaching The rivalry between two open mic spaces (and their hosts) in Los Angeles Jamie's students don't know how to form a straight line The pettiness of Prop 50 in CAWho should be President and whyJamie accidentally teases a story she realizes she should tell next season Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie and Seth discuss aggression and whether or not Jamie is aggressiveJamie shares why she refuses to call her BFF by a new name Seth gives the scoop on LA comedy petty drama; hint: it's all about Slotted Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie learns Seth's secret to getting tanSeth HATES Apple products Is there a downside to petty?Seth speeds because he's impatient, but when his wife asked him to slow down, he did but ONLY because she was nagging him and he wanted to make a point......so Seth is giving his wife what she wants but for the wrong reasonsJamie and Seth discuss whatever accent makes people pronounce "i" as "e" and "ing" as "een" Seth breaks the news that Mormon housewife Taylor Frankie Paul will be the new Bachelorette and Jamie is EXCITEDJamie and Seth are going to make their own wine using Seth's grapevine and get Seth drunk - Mormon legally!A woman takes out an ad in a newspaper to publicly shame her ex for cheating, and J&S are inspired Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSeason 3 Episode 9Seth owes Jamie banana chocolate chip pancakesJamie felt attacked when a woman asked her if she "writes stuff down" and Seth believes it was because Jamie was jealous of herJamie's friend Amy believes Florida has it coming Jamie is implementing logical consequences in her second grade classroomEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text*The mics didn't record at all and Jamie's video is wispy for some reason*Seth tries to get Jamie worked up (it isn't difficult) Seth quit piano and took up alto sax to spite his dad, but is now married to someone who hates the alto saxJamie is getting bullied on her TikTok, but you can't hurt her because her dad has been preparing her for your judgment her whole lifeA man bought the house next to his ex and built a middle finger statue that faces her window - this raises a lot of questions for Jamie Jamie loved Hannah Gadsby's Nanette, but Seth gives a rundown of his feelings on why it was not that goodEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSeth and Jamie couldn't record this week, so please enjoy some fun snippets from Season 2! Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie and Seth ponder the fallacy of formal, traditional education (even though she teaches second grade)What careers will still exist in 5 years?Why aren't there Mormon elementary schools?The fact that bimonthly means both twice a month and every other month is outrageousSeth's wife hates group chats and will purposely destroy them Circumcised or uncircumcised?CEO of IHOP gets back at Applebee's CEO for refusing to promote her - we love a woman who uses her power to get even with a man who has wronged herSeth has no eyebrowsEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSeth explains the difference between side bar and side noteSeth thinks Sixt rental company is petty - not scammy - after his trip to Denmark Jamie and Seth do not believe in speeding ticket cameras - if you want to give them a ticket, catch them The speed-by-lane on a multi-lane road is a gradient Jamie shares urban legend from her time growing up in LASeth ponders the existence of "rural legends"Trump fired Dr. McEntarfer of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because he didn't like the results of her jobs report (spoiler, there are no jobs) Seth explains how the economy is all made up anyway Jamie and Seth fantasize about Truman Show-ing TrumpEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSeth remains problematicJamie's friend from college worked as a server and used to lick the spoons of rude diners...which means Jamie was right all along about the behavior of waitstaff behind the scenesJamie once hurt the feelings of a server at The Daily Grill, but it was AN ACCIDENT...which means Jamie should not have been trying to flirt Everybody should have to work in the service industry for a year before college Jamie's friend from work doesn't feel bad for Florida Seth and Jamie wonder the appeal of football and/or UFC Jamie loves rugby players - bring it to the USIt takes Jamie 5x longer to edit because she's always trying to save Seth from cancellationEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie's can't swallow pillsSeth's house is in his name even though his wife makes the money because patriarchyJamie almost had a baby with her ex who cheated on her and he was digging his heels in about the baby having his last name.  Fair or unfair? Seth gets petty with a mailman. Was this mailman just trying to do his job or was he being lazy?Violins are sensitiveDo mailmen get blamed for lost mail?  Or the post office in general?Vermont man gets rejected for work permits so he builds a giant middle finger statue directed at town officials. Read more here: https://nypost.com/2018/12/12/man-builds-a-giant-middle-finger-statue-to-flip-off-town-officials/Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie can't stop talking about IVFSeth's kids have a bleeding disorderSeth explains the benefits of Dad Bods Jamie and her best friend's relationship is built on pettiness and a need to prove the other wrong Jamie went to a strip club with friends and it's not for herSeth takes it back for Pop Petty by walking us through the feud between Ja Rule and 50 Cent - special shoutout to Groupon's involvement Turns out 50 Cent has beef with lots of people Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie is a drunk girl trying to be flirtyJamie refuses to tell people she’s fine Seth’s daughter does not share and he questions where the parenting happensThe octopus is petty so don’t f* with themSeth is intimidated by how smart the octopus isJamie and Seth are afraid of the seaDolphins and sea lions save people’s lives in the wild Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textStarting off season 3 with Seth trying to rush through the episode - clearly since he showed up in basketball shorts and flip flopsJamie and Seth discuss Paul Rudd (Sexiest Man Alive) and the science of attractionJamie explains Jewish Geography Jamie let her friend’s puppy eat his slippers Seth’s only pop culture knowledge is political and his favorite current happening is the Tr*mp/El*n feudJamie and Seth discuss The America PartyEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textLast episode of Season 2!Seth mansplains mascots to JamieSeth demands to be asked, "What does petty mean to you?"Seth's family friend has trouble with their sonGetting a Tesla towed is petty and correct Seth queries Jamie about how reality TV heroes vs villains Jamie loves reality TVSeth stands up for MormonsEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textDoes pettiness make the world go round? Let us know your thoughts!Jamie's afraid of nutcrackers and her BFF bullies her Seth has issues with actors who do standupSeth has a Dry Bar specialPeople can be petty for good - MacKenzie Scott is proof of thatIs the Cold War petty?  Or just competitive?Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSeth Lawrence is filling in for Joey to finish out Season 2Seth thinks Jamie is a genius based on her TV choicesJamie loves hipsters, but they don't love herSeth is still figuring out his petty; he thinks using solar panels is a personal punishment to utility companiesSeth explains that Tr*mp wanting to annex Canada is revenge for losing the last electionJamie considers moving to another countryJamie and Seth discuss IVF Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSpecial guest: Seth Lawrence More about driving behavior - Seth will honk at you even with his daughter in the carAre tariffs petty?Joey's crowdwork is mean, but we love itJoey wants us to watch his new movie trailer Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie's on a Rumpsringa Active foods are good for anxietyJoey is a cat daddy Joey explains sports drama to Jamie: Luka Dončić got traded from Dallas Mavericks to the Lakers Jamie understands sports Jamie still loves Magic Mike Live *this episode has audio and video issues - we're sorry Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJoey and Jamie are over-caffeinatedJoey loves monogamyJoey used to tweet about J*sus and Disney didn't like itJoey reveals some Marvel/DC dramaEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJoey and Jamie discuss the pain of filming social videos more than onceJoey is a man-child who can't be serious on Venmo / Jamie stalks exes on VenmoJoey did a nice thing (bought an unhoused man food) for the wrong reasons (to spite a manager there that he hated at that restaurant) and it backfiredJamie's dad annoys her Someone took out a personal ad in the newspaper to make sure some driver on the road saw when they flipped them the bird Jamie and Joey discuss the stress of owning a Tesla in the post-Elon-N*zi era and the inherent hatred of the cyber truck Joey learns a lot about Jamie's boobsEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textThis might be Jamie's favorite episode, at least top 3Joey can't be normalJoey and Jamie argue over the validity of the phrase "short king"   (Jamie is right)Jamie warned her male boss about a bad pitch and got ignoredJamie shares a story about a man who wanted his boat to be seen from the streetJoey works two hours a day and then needs a vacation *Every time Joey does a voice, take your meds*Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie and Joey try to mind meld and realize they shouldn't be friends at allJoey tries to sell an entertainment center (he kinda ruined) on Facebook marketplace even though he's worried about getting murdered and ended up fighting with an older woman in a Toyota TacomaJoey spends too much money on DoorDashJamie loved how petty Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Halftime show was  Joey and Jamie posit what Drake can do now Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJoey and Jamie welcome special guest Julia Stone!Julia explains what petty is to her: "everyday justice" Julia gives her ex-boyfriend's sister the silent treatment // Julia stayed in a bad relationship to spite the ex's sister Joey feels cursed by his EQ and admits to thinking he's a genius* Julia discusses Kelly Rowland and the radio host and The Bikini photos*update: he's notEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJoey breaks down Mormon heaven and hell Jamie and Joey break down Merriam-WebsterJoey's ex filed a claim against his defunct car insurance (for an accident that was 100% her fault) Jamie and Joey discuss their finances (it's not good)Joey explains the Hawk Tuah meme coin Joey is going to take Jamie dancing on Molly Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textSeason 2 is upon us with new cohost JOEY BRAGG!Joey thinks he unlocked a conspiracyJoey went through a friend breakup Joey explains the Alan Moore curseEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textThis is the final episode of Season 1! We talk about pettiness on the road (again)Katie would use lottery winnings to buy a sensible mid-tier car Jamie thinks she almost got murdered trying to get gasMaggie Rogers "So Sick of Dreaming"Jamie & Katie are worried about getting attacked by Swifties and cat people Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie talks about another boyKatie & Jamie are bad at datingEditor Max defends baseballKatie and Max are cancelled for coming for Michigan (GO BLUE) Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textThe fires in LA have really thrown us for a loop, so please enjoy this mashup of Katie playing the recorder.  We'll be back with episode 10 next week!Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textKatie refuses to send you her email address more than onceIT people are condescending Antisemitic woman gets carried away while throwing a hissy fit Katie skipped hearing Obama speak to attend a frat party with her crush Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text*We both still love Ryan Merriman*Katie & Jamie talk about Tesla...againWikipedia can also be used for revengePut your exes in Sims jailKatie hates when theater actors kiss  Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textKatie's period gives her bone painJamie pushes OzempicAunt Kimberly uses her wedding day to make a pointA musician takes on United Airlines Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textThis episode was completely chaotic:Katie won't "like" your video if it's already doing wellKatie believes we don't need to compete with each other because there are enough seats at the "comedy table"We review misused phrases/song lyricsKatie can't tell white men apartWe discuss the the pettiness of texting during datingEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie and Katie discuss competitiveness vs pettiness in games and schoolKatie shares a story about the Mamas & the PapasWe try to figure out how to make Gen Z hearts with our hands Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textKatie thinks she can play Celine on the recorderKatie refuses to type extra vowels in mean girls' namesWe discuss one man's petty Valentine's plansEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textJamie reveals what drove her to do standup Katie details how a White House tour guide shamed a Bachelor contestant #spreadpettinessEmail us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textKatie gets cut off by a Tesla and we discuss all driving-related annoyances.Jamie continues to discuss Scandoval.Katie refuses to see one of her favorite Broadway shows because Ariana got handed a lead role. Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a textIn this pilot episode, Katie and Jamie discuss what it means to be petty, Jamie shares a story about getting even at work, and the girls discuss a now (outdated) moment from Vanderpump Rules that involves a p*nis flute. Email us your petty stories at [email protected]: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

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