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Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

by Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins

Cohosts Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are The Emerging Thought Leaders, Humorists, and Raconteurs of Our Time. With An Audience of Listeners Spanning Over 60 Countries, It’s Safe To Say Their Unique and Insightful Commentary On Global Affairs, The Culture, Politics, Business, Science, and Technology Combined With The Chemistry Between The Duo That Comes From Being Lifelong Friends, and The Rare Willingness To Be Vulnerable and Open About Their Own Lives, Has Turned This Show Into A Worldwide Phenomenon. It’s Your Favorite Podcast’s Favorite Podcast.

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Episodes

  1. The Price of Freedom: Cash Bail with Ken W. Good

    Should freedom before trial come with a price tag? Andrew and Joseph welcome back Ken W. Good, Texas bail attorney and board member of the Professional Bondsmen of Texas, back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod for an update on our conversation about cash bail and the debate over eliminating it. At...

  2. Episode 242: Nobody Outpizzas The Reaper

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are Back for Another One Like They’re DJ Khaled Therapy Questions: How many extra years of life would make giving up your favorite food forever worth it? For science, you can give every toddler in America one identical...

  3. Episode 240: Grand Theft Auto-Tune

    Todd Rundgren, we gotta get you a woman—and possibly take your microphone away. On Episode 240 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) unpack Rundgren’s shots at Taylor Swift and his theory that video games helped female pop stars…

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  4. Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle

    Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle You can spend all day perfecting your jawline, but you can’t control the angle the news takes. Andrew and Joseph get into the serious allegations facing looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular, his online persona, and the strange world that made him famous....

  5. Episode 238: Is Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP Going To The Moon?

    Hunter Biden has officially entered the meme-coin casino and naturally, he’s cashing in on the laptop scandal that refused to die. This week, Andrew and Joseph break down the launch of Hunter’s Laptop Coin, why some battleground Republicans are suddenly skipping a Trump-backed midterm convention,...

  6. Episode 237: The Five-Tool Fraudster Hits for the Crime Cycle

    The internet may have finally reached peak absurdity. This week, Andy and Huggie investigate Daejon Love the alleged fake NFL player who somehow fooled his way into internet fame and celebrate George Santos becoming the first person in history to receive a lifetime ban from Kalshi. Apparently…

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  7. Episode 236: R.I.P. Dolly

    This week, we honor the incomparable Dolly Parton and celebrate the music, wit, generosity, and one-of-a-kind spirit that made her a cultural icon. Then the conversation takes several hard turns as we examine the Lindsay Clancy trial, the arrest of 49ers owner Jed York in an alleged prostitution...

  8. Episode 235: Thank You For Calling Earth

    Thank you for calling Earth. Your planet is very important to us. Please remain on the line while humanity continues making everything significantly weirder. This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph decide who should represent Earth’s customer service department, devise a...

  9. Episode 234: Thoroughbred Unicorns

    This week, Andrew and Joseph are asking the important Therapy Questions: If every historical figure got one podcast episode, who would break the internet? What’s the first thing humanity would do if unicorns turned out to be real? Which decade would have the most annoying personality? And if…

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  10. Episode 233: 30 Seconds To Prison

    How fast can life go completely off the rails? This week, we’re testing that theory. We kick things off with another round of Therapy Questions, including: * What’s the most useless skill you’d instantly master? * If Earth had one official mascot, who gives humanity our best shot? * Which...

  11. Episode 232: George Carlin vs Aliens

    What do Chinese humanoid robots, pepper-spraying security drones, nationwide airline outages, and Reddit existing during the Roman Empire all have in common? Absolutely nothing… which is exactly why we’re talking about all of it. This week, the guys break down the latest headlines, including…

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  12. Episode 231: Shit Más

    This week, we’re serving up a combo meal of bad decisions, bizarre headlines, and the internet’s favorite game: asking questions nobody can answer without immediately starting an argument. In this week’s Therapy Questions, humanity gets exactly 30 seconds to impress an advanced alien…

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  13. Episode 230: Stone Age Mutant Mitchell Turtle

    Episode 230 is here, and this week we’re asking the kinds of questions that somehow start as harmless hypotheticals… and end in full-blown societal collapse. What happens when every animal suddenly becomes as smart as humans and which species immediately starts the first war? If civilization had…

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  14. Episode 229: American Type Shit

    Episode 229 is all over the map—in the best way possible. This week, we’re debating the only Olympics that actually matter: if every animal competed, which species walks away with the most gold medals? We also imagine a world where everyone wakes up famous overnight, decide which modern invention...

  15. Episode 228: Gorilla Leads. Insects Decide.

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, we tackle the question that could reshape democracy forever: if every animal got one vote, who becomes President of Earth? The answer starts with gorillas, takes a hard left into insect super PACs, and somehow gets even weirder from there. We also debate...

  16. Episode 227: The Wealth Gap Got A Blue Check

    A This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys are back with another important cultural debate: what exactly belongs in the gift shop of the Museum of You? A commemorative hoodie? A shot glass? A scented candle called “Bad Decisions & Good Stories”? From there, things only get more cursed…

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  17. Episode 226: Fossil Fuel For Nightmares

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph tackle the hard-hitting questions that absolutely nobody asked for but somehow need answers. First, you’re getting dropped into danger: would you rather face dinosaurs in Jurassic Park armed with a shotgun, or survive The Walking Dead...

  18. Episode 224: Blue Razz Slush Fund

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys tackle another round of completely unnecessary life decisions during Therapy Questions, including whether you’d rather own a golden retriever trapped in an alligator body or a cat trapped in horse software. We also debate soulmate compatibility,...

  19. Episode 223: The X-Stein Files

    Another week, another episode of chaos, conspiracies, and questions that probably shouldn’t be asked in public. On this episode of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Goody and Huggie debate morality, social anxiety, aliens, AI, and whether humanity is secretly building the world’s biggest server room...

  20. Episode 222: Kamikaze Dolphins

    Welcome back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod the only podcast where the takes are hot, the logic is questionable, and the Therapy Questions might actually get you canceled at brunch. This week, Goody and Huggie kick things off with a fresh batch of Therapy Questions™ that spiral immediately into...

  21. Episode 221: Assassin’s Creed

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod 🎙️ We’re back with another chaotic blend of real-world headlines and completely unserious debates that somehow feel way too real. We kick things off with this week’s Therapy Questions™ — the kind that sound harmless until you realize they expose…

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  22. Episode 220: Antichristmaxxing

    Tonight we dive headfirst into the modern epidemic of emotional vanishing acts… and the slow, painful evolution from “potential lover” to “just bro.” Yeah it’s that kind of episode. The boys break down ghosting, situationships, and the subtle art of being downgraded in real time. Plus, we hit a...

  23. Episode 219: The Bimbofication Of Donald Trump

    We’re back on that bullshit 😤 This week, the boys dive headfirst into some of the most chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged Therapy Questions yet. Would you rather expose yourself as a walking red flag… or live life as a painfully boring green one? Things spiral quickly as we debate…

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  24. Episode 218: American Dumbasses… With Air Support

    Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) are back with another chaotic breakdown of the week’s headlines, hot takes, and absolutely unqualified opinions. This episode dives straight into the madness—from Jesse Watters catching heat for his “look in the mirror”…

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  25. Episode 217: Fight Or Flight: A TSA Love Story

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie are asking the questions that absolutely no therapist would approve of but somehow feel deeply important anyway as well as discussing the state-of-play in current world events....

  26. Episode 216: Excursion Of Duty: War, But Make It A Group Trip

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie discuss rising gas prices during the Iran conflict, wild fast food mascot hypotheticals, resurrecting extinct animals (but as roommates), villain life coaches, main character uniforms, and much more!! Therapy Questions and...

  27. Episode 215: First Rule Of Fighting Teddy Roosevelt

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are Gere For Another Wild One! Poker, Police, Fighting Presidents, Mushrooms, Spaceships, and More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Trap Queen - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Fetty Wap Acoustic Cover) The Middle -...

  28. Episode 214: Me, Myself, and Iran

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Joseph’s Vegas Craps Strategy, California Dispensaries In Their Golden Age, Therapy Questions, The United States and Israel War With Iran, Resurrecting The Wooly Mammoth, Texas Politics, and Much More!! Therapy...

  29. Episode 213: Cartelmaxxing: A Narco Power Vacuum

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Trump’s The State Of The Union Speech, Mexico’s Cartel Violence After El Mencho Death, Cuba Firing Upon Boat From Florida, Energy Habits That Cause Arguments, Mr. Goody’s Poker Run, and Much More! Therapy Questions...

  30. Episode 212: Meta Is For The Children

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Edibles and Dating, Mr. Goody’s Poker Tournament Win, Therapy Questions, Meta’s Targeting of Teens, Backcountry Avalanche Hitting Skiers, Winter Olympics 2026 Controversy, 7 Worst Presidential Nominees Ever, and…

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  31. Episode 211: Bawitda Bad Bunny

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Therapy Questions and Topics Provided Below. Music: Stay For Awhile by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Victor Ray Cover) Therapy Questions: ​$20 million but your friend turns into a baby and you have to raise them until they...

  32. Episode 210: No More PDFs (PedoFiles)

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Therapy Questions and Topics Provided Below. Music: Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather have to deny 9/11 every time it’s mentioned and show your proof which is just a video of the towers being...

  33. Episode 209: Sexy Can I Save Ray J

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie CoHost Another Amazing Episode. Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Let’s Be Friends by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Sammy Rash Cover) ROS by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Mac Miller Acoustic Cover) Therapy Questions: ​Which…

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  34. Episode 208: Death To The Dictator

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Iranian Protests, I.C.E. In The United States, Trump Investigating Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, A.I. Fraud, and Much More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Maxed Out by Mr. Goody Two...

  35. Episode 207: Drill Baby Drill!

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Venezuela, Nvidia’s New Autonomous Car Technology, Trump’s Phone Or Lack Thereof, The 25 Worst Netflix Shoes Of All Time And Much More! Therapy Questions and Article Links Provided Below. Music: Drill Baby Drill by...

  36. Episode 206: Who Wins?

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins Discuss Epic Battle Scenarios, German Bank Heist, Somali Daycares, Seafood Heists, Stefon Diggs and Much More. Therapy Questions and Article Links Below Music: Kinda Crazy by Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Who Wins? 25 untrained...

  37. Episode 205: These Go To Eleven

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss: Therapy Questions: ​50 raccoons with human-level intelligence vs. 1 sober, motivated MMA fighter, Who Wins? (No weapons. Raccoons can coordinate. ​Would you rather your car drive itself but gossip about you or...

  38. Episode 204: Stolen Ships And Bad Trips

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins Discuss The Diddy Documentary, Julia Styles vs. Kirsten Dunst vs. Claire Danes, Therapy Questions, and Current Events. Questions and Article Links Provided Below. Music: Yukon by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Justin Bieber Cover) Therapy Questions:...

  39. Episode 203: I Was On A Boat Bitch

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Therapy Questions and Article Links, Both Provided Below. Send Us Questions and Comments: [email protected] Therapy Questions: 1.) Would you rather be a misunderstood genius or a blissfully dumb legend? 2.)…

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  40. Episode 202: Do You Understand The Words Coming Out Of Marjorie’s Mouth?

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Drop A Thanksgiving Eve Classic! Therapy Questions and Article Links Provided Below. Music Provided By: Mr Goody Two Shoes Send Us Questions and Comments: [email protected] Therapy Questions: ​ Would you rather every...

  41. Episode 201: Epstein Island Boys

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss: Therapy Questions: 1.) If your life had a closing credits song, what genre would it be and who’s featured on it? 2.) Would you rather know which memory will be your last or which memory will be your favorite? 3.)...

  42. Episode 200: The Bicentennial

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Their 200th Episode, Therapy Questions, and Current Events. All Questions and Links Provided Below. Music Provided By Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: 1.) Would you rather everyone you meet think you’re...

  43. Episode 199: You Don’t Mess With The Zohran

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss: Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather your anxiety play elevator music or death metal? ​Would you rather have your aura read by a raccoon shaman or your chakras balanced by a Roomba? ​Would you rather join a cult...

  44. Episode 198: Let Them Eat Nothing

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss: Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather be invisible but only when crying, or able to fly but only when having a panic attack? ​Would you rather all your shoes squeak like a rubber duck or your clothes rustle like...

  45. Episode 197: George Santos Is Free At Last!

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss George Santos aka Best Friend Of The Pod Getting Pardoned By Donald Trump, Mr. Goody’s Poker “Comeback”, Joseph’s One Big Beautiful Fence, Therapy Questions, A Gen-Z Led Coup In Madagascar, OpenAI Introducing...

  46. Episode 196: Legally Bondi

    In this week’s courtroom of chaos, Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie examine how Pam Bondi found herself back in the political hot seat as Democrats question whether the DOJ’s been weaponized against Trump’s foes. But don’t worry, it’s not all subpoenas…

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  47. Episode 195: Happy In Hell, Sad In Heaven

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and J Therapy Questions: ​) Would you rather upload your consciousness into a computer forever or let your body die naturally with no afterlife? ​) Would you rather wake up each day with a different identity in a different life, or live forever as yourself…

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  48. Episode 194: Lit Books, Illicit Looks, and International Crooks

    Andrew Schultz (aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (aka OldManHuggie) are back with another wild ride on Talk Shit or Get Off The Pod. This week, the boys kick things off with some mind-bending therapy questions. From there, it’s straight into the chaos: Jimmy Kimmel’s show return…

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  49. Episode 193: The First Rule Of Fight Club

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss: Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather know the exact date of your death or the exact cause of your death ​Would you rather relive your worst day on repeat for a year or skip a year but lose every memory of it?…

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  50. Episode 192: Ding Dong Gone Wrong

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss: Therapy Questions: 1. Would you rather be trapped in a mall where every store only sells mannequins of yourself, or in a zoo where every animal has your face? 2. Would you rather your dreams be directed by Tim...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Cohosts Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are The Emerging Thought Leaders, Humorists, and Raconteurs of Our Time. With An Audience of Listeners Spanning Over 60 Countries, It’s Safe To Say Their Unique and Insightful Commentary On Global Affairs, The Culture, Politics, Business, Science, and Technology Combined With The Chemistry Between The Duo That Comes From Being Lifelong Friends, and The Rare Willingness To Be Vulnerable and Open About Their Own Lives, Has Turned This Show Into A Worldwide Phenomenon. It’s Your Favorite Podcast’s Favorite Podcast.

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