PODCAST · comedy
Talkin2Todd
by Dewayne Johnson and Todd Prins
Dewayne Johnson and Todd Prins get together weekly to talk about stuff. Occasionally we have a guest. Sometimes there’s even a plan.
Episodes
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Ep. 345 - It SUX
Ep. 345. Recorded 9/17/2026. Another Episode out of Time Edition. Todd & Dewayne are joined once again by Lisa who prepared an airport quiz. As usual, chaos ensues.
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Ep. 344 - It's Like the O in Gaslighting
Ep. 344 (EOT #19). Recorded 4/22/2026. Todd & Dewayne are joined by Lisa for another Episode Out Of Time. This time Dewayne turns the tables with a quiz for Lisa and Todd about all things Irish. As usual, chaos ensues.
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Ep. 343 - Just Because You PRINT Three Signs...
Ep. 343, Recorded 9/22/2026. Absolutely miserable. Price Un-Choppers. Punished Enough. Presidential Super Bowl. Insider Gambling. Flash Mobs Unite. Recycle your signs. Don’t sit so close to the TV.
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Ep. 342 - Chad's Just One Guy
Ep. 342, Recorded 9/17/2026. Pretty offensive. Dewayne has standards. These prices are a bear. Exiled. Waitlist for the waitlist. You are my density. Robert Morris 1, Akron Zip. Oy! That’s a bad hotel. Todd gets on his soapbox. Safety first. Maybe next time: Walk the canyon.
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Ep. 341 - Keep the unicorn
Ep. 341, Recorded 9/9/2026. Take two. Search carefully. Shell games. Breaking News. What’s on your plate? Gatekeepers. We’re listening. Mapquest is next door. Go small to go big.
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Ep. 340 - Gary, are you ready to rock?
Ep. 340, Recorded 9/3/2026. Lightning Round. Certified Bangers. Future Meet Ups. Charity Ties. Trading Suspended. House Corp Standard. Cost of Doing Business. It’s an experience alright. Go Out Swinging. Don’t drink that. Waymo, Gov’Nah. Lisa gets trapped in a musical. Putting the Con in ConAir....
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Ep. 339 - $35 worth of Eh
Ep. 339, Recorded 8/26/2026. Gene, Gene. Yambo Patch. Michelob+. Robot Racers. Triple Trivia. Shadow Puppets. This house is not for sale. Full feed. Wordle Lies!
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Ep. 338 - I'm not taking your charity bell
Ep. 338, Recorded 8/19/2026. Membership has privileges. Value prop. T’ed Up. Buckeye!! Take me home. High Four. Mean, Median, Mode. Found money. Lisa sings along.
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Ep. 337 - It Waddled Around Unbothered
Ep. 337, Recorded 8/11/2026. Marvelous Sequels. New Coke. Cooter Passes. Chord change. Bra Doping. A tangled web of partnerships. Chzbrgr, Chzbrgr, Chzbrgr. SanDiego gets Gaslit. Prices may vary. 22 hours in Detroit. Levels, Levels. Where’s my blender?
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Ep. 336 - Daaaamn, son....
Ep. 336, Recorded 8/5/2026. Progress! Disney cyborgs. Back up for a second. He cashed the checks. We don't even like salad. West End vs. Broadway. Offenders MAY be asked to leave. Spider surprise. Downgrade to upgrade. My voice is my passport.
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Ep. 335 - So you don't have to
Ep. 335, Recorded 7/29/2026. Next time we do tools. Dinky Hawk. It shreds, they did not lie. Old Dingus. New lease on Life. Waymo parks where it wants. Go small or go home. Boring loopers. Climb on in. Three-wheeler. The cold spot lives on. Handy tips from the pool store.
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Ep. 334 - Hitting the Plane Isn't the Problem
Ep. 334, Recorded 7/2?/2026. Buckle up, Chicago. Dipping into the archives. A little wine, a little seltzer. The great bake off. We’re in… guaranteed. World Cup Idiots. An engraved mistake. HatCaps. Backpocket Bust. Just plane dumb.
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Ep 333 - Sheep vs Popes
Ep. 333, Recorded 7/16/2026. Because we can. Our Cup runneth is over. American Loggers. This quiz hits like a ton of bricks. The temps are too damn high. Wanna bet? Big Apple Upgrades. Not-so-friendly. Head of steam. Todd does not take his own advice.
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Ep. 232 - Bruce Is Doing Bruce Things
Ep. 332, Recorded 7/8/2026. Corn Sweat. 50 water words. Keep it anonymous. Waymos can’t handle freedom. A friendly tour. Eureka… 5 days later. DGAN Explodes. Like father like son. We won - kind of!! Dewayne gets a B. Todd performs lizard CPR.
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Ep. 331 - Food Never Comes
Ep. 331, Recorded 7/4/2026. Old home week. An appealing story. No Leeds on the missing man. 220 NOT 221. Commonwealth Games. Get the undercoating. Eating light. Bogey boys. What drives Todd crazy.
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Ep. 330 - Definitely Not a Bag of Drugs
Ep. 330, Recorded 6/25/2026. Smokey, the Air. American Beer. Livin' on Tulsa Time. Hit the Bricks. Quick, buy something at Target! Old cars and cancellations. Nothing to see here. Nice shirt! Never believe the user.
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Ep. 329 - He Didn't Get Tenure
Ep. 329, Recorded 6/18/2026. Blame it on the edit. Everything’s fine. Yambo Pitch. This week in Waymo. Sticker shock at Gillette. The race is on. Siri got better. Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em. Pipe down in the back. Gotta catch em all. Good miss, bad miss. A pint’s a pound.
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Ep. 328 - This One Time at Ref Camp
Ep. 328, Recorded 6/10/2026. Ich habe ein Podcast. Just a little trim. Not that kind of fantasy. Siri just spins. The price is right. Hallucinations. Contractors (but not that kind). Radar rules. Locked out.
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Ep. 327 - Visiting Pelican Sniffer
Ep. 327, Recorded 6/4/2026. New TV, who ‘dis? The special one strikes again. Todd’s punch list. Dewayne is cured. HOF Franchise tags. "Secret” codes and unmanned ag stations. Petco prices. Photobombers. London Eats. AC is important. LaJolla in bloom.
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Ep. 326 - That's too stupid to not be real
Ep. 326. Recorded 4/22/2026. Episode out of Time… Todd & Dewayne are joined by Lisa, who prepared a trivia game on real and fake names of English pubs. As usual, chaos ensues.
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Ep. 325 - News for You's
Ep. 325, Recorded 5/20/2026. I’m 12 again. Belt & Suspenders. Carry on My Waymo Son. Able-minded correction. Construction updates. Half the people are listening. For English, press 1. Southampton dismissed without comment. Todd has an Ultra special birthday! Dewayne finds an "excellent" bargain.
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Ep. 324 - Weed, hookers, & bicycles
Ep. 324, Recorded 5/13/2026. Schedule conflicts. The race is on. “Premium” Beer. Touch grass. You sold what? Sure, I’m a winner. Royally screwed. Pick up lines. So much hammering. Move to Tulsa!
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Ep 323 - A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Ep. 323, Recorded 5/6/2026. Glove up! Runners welcome. Golden Pitch. You’re Fired! Very Meta. DGAN goes off the rails. Independent runners welcome. One Nation. Contractors race through our houses.
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Ep. 322 - Ken Burns Energy
Ep. 322, Recorded 4/29/2026. Hammer time. Lisa remains undefeated. Tech Centre goes Platinum. Joke density, what is it? Weather bets are deGaulle-ing. Contractor gets panned. Dewayne wins. Todd does a fun run.
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Ep. 321 - Get What You Can
Ep. 321, Recorded 4/22/2026. Podcast Emergency. I’ll take trains for $200, Alex? Rockin in Des Moines. iRobot is real. Apple’s SOS. The Lion’s Share of the Profits. Sargent masters the odds. The Flanders Field runs afoul. Todd’s Log Roll. We’re a top podcast… no really!!
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Ep. 320 - I Can Still Taste the Tentacles
Ep. 320, Recorded 4/15/2026. Octopus Grammar War. Brian’s (Swan) Song. Just “A” Marathon. My Copilot can’t read. Lincoln Funeral Flag. Some Birds Pivot. Florida Man Diplomacy. Royals Are Un-Watchable. Office Makeover Chaos. Garage Door Victory.
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EP. 319 - Port Number Two
Ep. 319, Recorded 4/9/2026. Todd Masters the Cold Open. Second place winners. T2T gets ripped off. Maths is hard. Sweater weather. How long? Wales plays our favorite game. Sunshine is the best fix. Great seats, ‘eh buddy? Random Patrol. My oldest octopus. It’s just a door!
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Ep. 318 - Not my favorite way to eat a sundae
Ep. 318, Recorded 4/2/2026. Mafia Games. Claude Brackets and other news. Newcastle Sales Pitch. Stay classy, Urbandale. This cup runneth over. Two down in Tier 8. CB Talk. Todd is plugged in. Dewayne learns a new trick.
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Ep. 317 - If we had played a different game, I would have won.
Ep. 317, Recorded 3/25/2026. Netflix turns two. DMB is the sh*t! Everybody wins at track. Wally World TV. Where the rubber meets the road. Dewayne is in hot water. Not just the cars that got locked. Todd solves problems. Hail Mary Rocks. Getting religion doesn’t come cheap. Praising the toner gods.
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Ep. 316 - The Thumb Button
Ep. 316, Recorded 3/18/2026. Feedback aplenty. Another acid trip. Tech on demand. A bridge too far. Weapons of Mass Distraction. More Chelsea Shenanigans. Lisa may have ESP. What’s Todd’s Eating? All I got was this free shirt.
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Ep. 315 - Step away from the camel
Ep. 315, Recorded 3/11/2026. Tourney Talk. Wrong show there, puddin’. All-In Again. Stop the Count! Not my humps. Horny in Detroit. Thanksgiving comes early. Try the lemon pepper wings. Penn is Gr8. Restocking stuffers. It’s a jungle out there.
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We're Moving! (BONUS)
Quick business meeting for the show to make sure our listeners know how to find us: Just search Talkin and the number 2.... no, wait...
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Ep. 314 - Give me a second here...
Ep. 314, Recorded 3/5/2026. Archie Madness. Bottomless Soda. Thanks, Lisa. Apple makes us blush. Ninety-four feet at a time. Four pounds of math. Track and Afield. Ticket to Ride. Everyday I’m Hustlin’. Religion & Politics. Batteries not low.
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Ep. 313 - The Delta Shuffle
Ep. 313, Recorded 2/26/2026. Doc votes present. The Band had the jokes. Olympics Recap. Lance had a bad day. FIFA raises the stakes. Crunching M&M. AI Money for Nothing. Error Canada. Sign our petition. Grab your handle! Meta goes Meta. Speaking of climate. WWII Buffs in NYC. Delays for thee, not...
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Ep. 312 - Robert Slay, please, that's my father
Ep. 312, Recorded 2/19/2026. Taxi! Just E-Do it. No ads, please. Door-Mo. Gold, but no gold. Money or Nazis: Olympics Edition. All-In Ticketing. Hole Milk. Newton goes batty. Todd crawls home.
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Ep. 311 - Marky Mark and the Funky Trees
Ep. 311, Recorded 2/11/2026. Cold Open. Feedback, Follow up, and Updates. Todd’s Tech Corner. Dewayne’s Technical Corner. America’s Favorite Segment. The Scott Frost Memorial Idiot of the Week. What we’re watching. What we learned this week.
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Ep. 310 - Don't Trust the Squirrel
Ep. 310, Recorded 2/4/2026. Walkin the dog. Two idiots. Tennis prisons. The parking situation is complex. Olympics Oughta Know. Dallas County Sneakers. Theatre jokes. Legroom. Wild Game. Just do it.
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Ep. 309 - Bananas & Batteries
Ep. 309, Recorded 1/28/2026. Amy votes. Lisa gives kudos. Toddlers weigh in. Bike rides near and far. Amazon Goes. Self-driving car. Dewayne has this game in the bag. Cap’n Kangaroo. Stapleton Stroopwaffles! Marriott Tech Corner. Preston takes over.
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Ep. 308 - Show me the money
Ep. 308. Recorded 11/1/2025. Episode out of Time… Todd & Dewayne have a fast and furious time evaluating the biggest and best “sports” movies of all time… and then suggest their own list.
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Ep. 307 - Dancing Farm
Ep. 307, Recorded 1/15/2025. Hours of listening pleasure. Milwaukee’s Best? Flippity Flops. Todd Audio Know. No racing in your racing. Someone is at fault. One point slam. Brixton’s Supplier. PO Box #1. Repairs and upgrades. Cookie supply goes to pot.
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Ep. 306 - The 6th Annual Toddies
Ep. 306, Recorded 1/3/2025. Give the audience what they want… the 6th Annual Toddie Awards!! Guest of the year. Best Title (& Worst Title). Idiot highlights. T2T Wrapped. New Year’s Resolutions. No G, No Space, No Sports.
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Ep. 305 - General atmosphere of knuckleheadedness
Ep. 305, Recorded 1/3/2025. “With us, not with us” We Didn’t Start the Fire edition. Bears post season tickets. Case closed for Waymo. M&M are like Froot Loops. Raiders equilibrium. Stormtrooper takedown. Slow bingeing Aaron Sorkin. Netflix grinds Dewayne’s gears. Todd watches movies for…
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Ep. 304 - Our Christmas Spectacular
Ep. 304, Recorded 12/24/2025. Shopping for terrible gifts. Close the lid. Lights out at Waymo. Raise the roof. Apple products are good. Tech corner comes in hot. Buick is still a thing. Big Scoop out of Cincy. Geeks finally Excel at something. Teapot Despot. Apple won’t take my money. The snack…
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Ep. 303 - The United Wasabi Growers of America
Ep. 303, Recorded 12/17/2025. Todd goes for the short sale. Wrigley is here for the walks. Source of no truth OR knowledge. Waymo rider gets the boot. Scott Frost Attacks. Update your devices. Bowling for dollars. Bean Soup. Jordan dunks on NASCAR. Driving is not flying. Dewayne scores a new side...
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Ep 302 - Short attention span theater
Ep. 302, Recorded 12/10/2025. Todd joins Team optimist. Waymo than we wanted. The rubber meets the road. A Christmas Feud. This story is a lot to swallow. SnubHub. House tours. Welcome to GoogleWorld. Zazzle is very particular.
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Ep. 301 - His Mom posted it on Facebook
Ep. 301, Recorded 12/5/2025. Well that's a switch. DynoToddler has a side hustle. Another Boring meeting. Techs to toilets ratio. No free parking. The N stands for knowledge. Don't mess with IT. Lisa gets carded. The bar is open!
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Ep. 300 - Best "Thanksgiving" movies?
Ep. 300, Recorded 11/26/2025. No 6 chimes in. Celeb teasers. Tech meets tech. Bee One Gee. Teenage wasteland. Co-signers beware. “Winter” sports. Rotten Tomatoes, Rotten list. Wicked 2: The Wickening. Todd shops for cars. Dewayne hates exercise.
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Ep 299 - Shoutout to the Science Teacher
Ep. 299, Recorded 11/19/2025. Flip that sock. Good Better Best. CrustBusters. Let’s go Eli. Wanna bet? Non-window windows. Click. Todd waits. The Old outlasts the new. National Donut Day.
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Ep. 298 - Skibbity Ohio Riz
Ep. 298. Recorded 10/29/2025. Episode out of Time… This is the oldest old man thing we've ever done on this podcast. Todd & Dewayne are joined by special guest Sara Judson Brown for a guessing game all about Gen Alpha slang. It was bussin.
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Ep. 297 - Things are going good in the rat tunnels
Ep. 297, Recorded 11/4/2025. Family photo books. Another Boring story. Holy Costume Party!* Stop helping me. One pump or two? Surely you can't be serious. Todd digs himself out of a hole. Dewayne gets tangled. (*This is an actual quote from the 1960’s TV series.)
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