Talking Over Transformers

Crisis!! The age of disclosure has come! And it turns out.... it was Earth all along! Anyways, another week of pedophiles comitting genocide is hardly newsworthy, what with all the shiny keys jangling. This week the podcast crew double-distract themselves with more serious topics, such as the Day of Human Extinction and saving Cancer. Providing the visual engrossment for our audio podcast, we watch and talk over:    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Somewhere along the way we somehow make time to review action figures, half-remember headlines, visit a Buc-ee's, and maybe even learn a thing or two. The truth is in here![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Are historical comparisons even necessary anymore in the current age of deed theft, disenfranchisement, and global terrorism conducted by the US in the name of profit motive? The loudest voices remain silent, while the muffled vox populi scream out from beneath the rubble of the American Dream. Once again the smell of elections are in the air all across this stolen nation we call home, so we explore some of the contradictions and inconsistencies of the modern electoral process. Just to take the edge off, we also watch some:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Then, the web series that never ends, ends its first season. Look— we appreciate the people who grind & work on the show, but before season 2 starts we need a little break from:   Cyberworld [2026]And if that cartoon programming isn't enough to knock your socks entirely off, we still have a new PSA segment for you called Sonic Says! We make chit-chat here & there about the weather, the news, the housing market... Oh, and there's a quiz at the end to test our memory! Surely you'll find *something* you can like about this podcast. Just ... just try it. Make your voices heard, because ours definitely won't be--articles--• https://capitalbnews.org/georgia-railroad-eminent-domain-black-landowners/• https://www.deeds.com/articles/another-brooklyn-deed-theft-isnt-this-a-felony-now/ • https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/04/28/mamdani-deed-theft-cases-new-york-city/89834438007/• https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/new-york-deed-theft-complaints-rising/[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

It's that time of the year again, the day when we smoke all day as opposed to only most of the day! To extract the optimal effects from our concentrate of entertainment, we infuse our celebration with two brand-new old-ass episodes of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Following that, we talk for five minutes over the latest webisode of our less-than-favorite Transformers children's show:   Cyberworld [2026]All the stuff above is the hard taco shell that holds the meat & veggies of our episode, which you'll have to take a bite of to get all the flavors. I can tell you there's ground toy reviews, shredded news commentary, refried public service announcement, and bacon bits.Join us a week late for our annual April spesh sesh! Whether you are high already or looking for a pick-me-up... this show will at least make you dizzy & nauseous[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Let's just get this thing uploaded..... DM for full episode description.    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]episodes 29/30and   Skybound's Transformers [2026]issue 31.There ya go. Episode 67 - Underwater Volcanic Podcast[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

As the world gathered outside to prepare for the possible annihilation of an entire civilization, as prayers and cries rang out from every corner of the Earth begging us to cherish our shared humanity - we took the easy route & watched cartoons instead. The wheels of history continue grinding on as we drink unsafe amounts of coffee and watch:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Then, after finishing and totally winning Cyberverse, our other little robot saga continues to roll right along. Winning never gets tiring... So i'm not sure what you'd call this, but the next show we talked over is called:   Transformers: Cyberworld [2026]Listen to the podcast boys struggle to understand modern concepts like computer animation, learn the age of one of their favorite comic writers, and come to terms with their own sense of the fragility of mortality. And as always, we review toys, discuss stories in the news from last Monday, and there is at least one public service announcement warning us of the dangers of falling off a cliff. Tune in for a bungled military operation, stay for a daring rescue![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Eschewing our Supergod duties this week, we instead decide to watch every single episode of the entire fourth season of:   Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2021]in this, our Cyberverse Show-is-Ending Special! We get bogged down re-meeting The Immobilizers (again), and we discover who The Perfect Decepticon is in the fourth & final season of this computer-animated series developed by Boulder Media. Debuting on Cartoon Network in 2018 and ending in 2021, the show covers a lot of ground focusing on character mythology, and all-in-all, pretty good show. We do all of our usual stuff too if you like that.... We tell you what we think about the headlines from the past week while the show we're supposed to be watching plays in the background. We review Transformers figures & maybe other toys too. We share secrets. See what happens when three people with ADD get together & try to pay attention to 2 things at once!   Sometimes it's funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ articles on the racist enclaves we talk about:• https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ridgerunner-right-wing-christian-communities-1235450418/• https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hatewatch/how-whites-only-group-plans-turn-rural-tennessee-its-homeland/• https://pulitzercenter.org/stories/racists-next-door-inside-california-church-preaches-whites-only-gospel• https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hatewatch/inside-return-land-new-group-legalize-segregation/[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

After another week of winning harder than a malignant tumor recurrence, we decided to wind down with a little show we call:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]I mean, we call it that because that's the name of the show. Anyways, we dwell in the depths that are the final 3 episodes in the penultimate season of:   Cyberverse [2020]That's the surface we play on. We do other stuff too but i'm too tired to remember what it was & this episode is already coming out like three days late & no one's gonna read this anyway, so why bother. Enjoy the show. Have a good day and a pleasant evening[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Computer on-board, engaged in a war. Our metal brains corrode while Psychotron smiles his black-toothed grin, as we dance like marionettes before the head explodes. That's right - in this episode we target to destroy, arms in employ because we meet one of the most 🤘metal🤘 Transformers we've seen in a while on this week's exciting episodes of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Then, the boys journey to prehistoric Cybertron and discover the Valley of Repugnus before Rack ruins Ratchet, in:   Cyberverse [2020]It's also that time of the month for Forrest; the time where he reads comics to us because the new issue of the best Transformers comic ever has just been released:   Skybound's Transformers [2026]Apart from thoroughly enjoying the very very controversial issue number 30, we watch a public service announcement about the DANGERS of ICE and take a quiz over the shows we just watched. Along the way we also have an epiphany about Dave Mustaine's lyrical inspiration, contemplate a world of tube-fed information charged by the hour, explore a recent interview with the Cocks in charge of Hasbro, and laugh at the dork in charge of the US defense department. Join for the figure reviews, stay to warm your hands by the fire of burning klan robes! À tous mes amis Je vous aime, je dois partir[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

We come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them... Aw man; re-runs again? The writers of history are really running out of ideas. So we turn to 80s cartoons for inspiration! We start off by saving a little girl in the episode "Save the Little Girl!!" of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988](There's also a 2nd episode.) Then, we hunt aliens with Meteorfire & Cosmos and meet a transforming cowboy in:   Cyberverse [2020] Later, we learn that taking things that don't belong to you is just wrong. And now we know! Along the way, we remember all the best jokes from childhood, watch some Simpsons clips, and discuss the decline & fall of empire. ...And men have lost their reason. Bear with me[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

It's another steamy, sultry edition of Talking Over Transformers: After Dark! We head to France as the search for the fourth Godmaster brings both Autobots and Decepticons to the Rouen Circuit, where the Formula1 World Grand Prix is about to begin. Browning passes a background check, and our Headmaster Juniors meet the "British Wolf" - champion racer Road King - in:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Then we dig into the secrets of the mystical Crystal City over on:   Cyberverse [2020]And finally, we assume something happens but can't know for sure because our ADD won't let us focus, plus no one was paying attention to:   Cyberworld [2026]We talk over these shows and other fun surprises, such as legendary hockey highlights & maybe even a PSA or two. We take things slow & let the air breathe during this late-night recording session. So kick back, sip on your favorite herbal refreshment, and, in the immortal words of En Vogue... free your mind [our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Death to monopoly! Death to unfair contracts! Seriously though; good riddance, Diamond Distributors. You won't be missed. Unlike Sixshot, who was missed very much until this week. Thankfully he's back in the second episode we talk over of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Then we continue the End of the Universe, only to find out we slept through the whole thing. Again! Thankfully we get a recap of everything we missed in:   Cyberverse [2020]We watch a PSA or two and then, thankfully, it's time for a fairly uneventful walk through issue #29 of our favorite ongoing comic:   Skybound's The Transformers [2026]Along the way we laugh at ICE, reminisce about Vietnam, and share in some primal scream therapy. Also, our quiz this week is all about SPAAAAACCCE! (and we definitely didn't steal anything from Silverhawks) You can listen to it if you want. You don't have to[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Super balls & cocaine are in the air, because we're boosting the economy with some Iran-Contra business and watching the only non-partisan, third-party halftime show on TV. While Optimus Prime plays basketball we meet the 2nd most famous Canadian on Earth, in:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Later on, we drink alone together and take a big sigh of relief after learning that Vince DiCola is not in the files. On our own counter-entertainment programming, we talk over the first half of the End of the Universe while watching:   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020] We journey thousands of years across vast galaxies -- to learn how to do sick jumps on our bikes! I'm sure we also review some toys and skim the headlines in here at some point. It is unfortunately all epstein all the time though. Come stop yourself from crying with us... for a little while at least [our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

New epstein file drop!! Who's your favorite rich and/or powerful person? They're in there! These aren't Democrats or Republicans, Godly or Satanic - these are the 0.001% who own 3x more of the world's wealth than half of humanity. While the masters of the universe continue to make and unmake our world, we head out to Gobbler’s Knob and talk over the new TV star, Ginrai! We're being hunted by the Decepticons & taking on the evils of science in:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]After that, we meet a fellow collector and scientist & form an alliance over on this week's:   Cyberverse [2020]Then, are we the only ones talking about this? Filling a crucial void in the world of Transformers cartoon coverage, we talk over:   Cyberworld [2026]We also review some toys, sing some songs, and predict the future! Need a break from reality? Well the stakes are about as low as they can get on this podcast. Come for the PSA on stranger danger, stay for the arguments about the quality of media in the Aligned continuity[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The fascism which has terrorized urban areas my entire life has come to the doorsteps of the suburbs. Masked, armed lunatics are dancing around brutalizing small communities all over America. It's inescapable. You can close your eyes during the day, but the images of witnessed inhumanity will keep you awake at night. The eyes of the world are open to atrocity. Will you deny your own humanity to avoid discomfort? The world is on fire. The least we can do is call it out on our stupid little show about cartoon robots. With that said - drop your socks & grab your trucks... it's:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Then, will The Prisoner survive The Trial? Find out, in:   Cyberverse [2020]And finally, we take omens seriously around here - Omens Studios that is! The animation studio behind:   Cyberworld [2026]We also learn some very, very basic lessons from Cpl. Ripcord of the 101st Airborne Parachute Regiment. We take a bathroom break, get some tea, regroup and learn what is going on in the Energon comic Universe with issue number 28 of:   Skybound's Transformers [2026]Keep your heads up out there. We're all doing what we can. Don't beat yourself up. Get your eyes tested every two years! Do not drink water though. That sh*t is the devil[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Slave patrols roam the streets. The gaping jaws of this monster named tyranny drip with the blood of innocents. Where the hell is John Brown these days? While we stand back & stand by for the reformation of the JBAKC, we kill some time learning about the origins of Notpimus Prime (aka Ginrai) over on:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988] After watching a guy turn into a guy in a suit into an engine into a truck several times, at a certain point one must ask, "why am i doing this?" Well the answer isn't coming any time soon, so in the meantime we keep marching on in the un-ending Parade of Metals in season three of:   Cyberverse Bumblebee Adventures [2020]We also tackle trump's plan of starting war on five simultaneous fronts, whether Lugnut is Clobber, and Rick Astley! Tune in for some fun surprises along the way and the answers to YOUR burning questions - such as: is an armadillo a Transformer?"Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them."[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The US military kidnaps the leader of a sovereign nation, ICE shoots a young mother in the face, and all of Palestine continues to be destroyed with zero regard for human life. What could be a better momentary escape from reality than to argue about what color a cartoon robot is?! And we do just that! Starting with the 7ᵗʰ & 8ᵗʰ episodes of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]We then get stuck in a time loop where we're forced to march in the same stupid parade ad infinitum... Certainly nothing ominous or portentous about episodes 4 & 5 of season three in:   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020] And in case that wasn't enough punishment, some greater force compels us to talk over the webisodes we missed of the new semi-weekly cgi cartoon:   Cyberworld [2025]On top of all that we try to come to terms with the most recent invasion of Venezuela, the murder of Renee Good, the bombing of Nigeria, rising toy prices and other current events. Plus, we uncover disturbing revelations that trump drowned a bag full of his own babies in the Hudson River. You don't wanna miss this one! or maybe you do. but you shouldn't. want to[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

This is the audio-only version of our best-of wrap-up video-episode. now available on youtube! well, just that one episode. not like.... yeah, you know what i mean[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

After narrowly escaping another week of civil war in America and attempted war in Venezuela, we have a full plate of transforming robots on our ... plate. Starting with our headliner big baller shot caller top cheese program:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]After that, we finish the Battle for Cybertron with parts 3 & 4 of Chapter Three in:   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]Then, we finally, maybe, probably finished the absolute last webisode of:   Cyberworld [2025]On top of all that we talk expensive drugs, Buddhist philosophy, our favorite right-wing youtubers, and our least favorite authors. Oh and i almost forgot - we get deep with the issues of loyalty & betrayal in our recap of issue Nº 27 of the ongoing series:   Skybound's The Transformers comic [2025]Walk with us through the great shining path of giant robot corpses[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Our Sears are in danger this week, as we investigate the mysteries of the great missing mall and the Director of War's missing NFL Peace Prize. We attempt to solve these, and other timeless enigmas, by watching episodes 3 & 4 of:   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]Immediately following that brand new series, we begin a brand new chapter - Chapter Three. Specifically, parts I & II of Battle for Cybertron, this week in:   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]After that, stay tuned for what may be the creepiest PSA we've watched so far, as well as some of the Billboard top 40 singles of 1988! Listen in for structured conversation, sincere questions, and consequential topics. We talk TV. You talk some TV? [our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Ayatollah Khomeini is supreme leader, Billy Ocean's Get Out of My Dreams is #1 on the charts and the SF 49ers are on their way to winning the Super Bowl - the year is 1988 and we are beginning a brand new saga of robots & the humans who love them in:   Transformers: Super-God Masterforce (トランスフォーマー 超神マスターフォース) [1988]Then we wrap up the Power of the Spark with the last two episodes of chapter two over on:   Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]and bring it alllll home with what we hope & assume is the last episode ever of:   Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]We also give our own PSA about the danger turkeys posed this year and make fun of the hired goons running the administrative state in our country. There's no overall conclusion, but the participants seem to enjoy their shared experience[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Grab your coffee and settle in 'cause we’re talking inter-presidential fellatio and trump’s new crush, Zohran Mamdani!We talk over the finale of and say goodbye to   Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987-1988]with three final episodes of absolute glory. Then we're charging ahead with a single episode of   Cyberverse [2019]which will continue for at least another season or two.The controversy over seed oils rages on, we get a little background on Floro Dery and we outrun a train! We don't learn anything but we don't get hurt too bad either, i suppose[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

This week we learn about the gross history of the dakko-chan. To get a sense of a contemporaneous American view, we read a racist Time magazine article from 1960 about a racist doll which was apparently incredibly popular for far longer than it should have been. Which is never. Oh, and we also talk over the penultimate episodes of:  The Headmasters [ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1988)And check in on how Starscream is doing in the clink over on:  Cyberverse (2019)On top of that we make a bunch of crude and juvenile jokes about something very unfunny we heard not involving Bill Clinton & a certain best-president-ever. We also learn how to breathe in a car on fire underwater and Forrest recaps issue 26 of:   Skybound's The Transformers (2025) ongoing comic series! Currently on a run by Robert Kirkman & Dan Mora and it is AWESOME    [link to the article in case the hyperlink doesn't work]https://time.com/archive/6872262/japan-dakkochan-delirium/[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The Master Sword is in danger on    The Headmasters (ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988]and the Autobots are scrambling to protect it. Luckily, Talking Over Transformers is here to provide essential commentary nobody asked for. Followed by 2 more episodes of  Cyberverse [2019]which everyone asked for! Then there's probably a PSA or something.We get into the mysteries of JFK and the arteries of RFK. We talk about last week's news, we watch Transformers, we take quizzes written by AI, we watch more Transformers .... So much stuff happens and it's all fun[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Always coming in a day late and way more than a dollar short - Talking Over Transformers presents our annual Halloween episode!This year we look at a couple spooky episodes of G1👻🤖  We also find a creepy episode of Rescuebots and several other things guaranteed to raise your hair & put a chill in the air. And also robots.  We love the holiday so much we just couldn't skip it, even if it came late. Hey, The Simpsons put out Halloween episodes in November too sometimes! Enjoy some left-over candy & this left-over podcast🍬It won't rain all the time ....[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

This week we risk our lives for Earth and learn that life can be sacrificed for peace on Earth, all thanks to:   The Headmasters (ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988]We then continue the story of Starscream being an absolute maniac in:  Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2019]And we watch what is for some reason an obligatory episode of:  Cyberworld [2025]Somewhere along the way we talk politics & current events and find old commercials on the internet. We ask each other which toys we wish we could buy, we talk about video games from the 90s, we mention comics... So much stuff happens. this podcast is haunted, ya know[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

We say goodbye to  - not one - but two main characters in this week's episode. Both of them falling in  Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988] We continue to keep our word by watching two more episodes of  Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2019]then it all goes downhill with 5 minutes of  Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]and back up to the top where we're left wantin' more after talking over a G.I. Joe PSA ... or twoAnd of course as always - we also parler about current events, the anger in our hearts and the toys in our lives[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Here it is:  Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]that's the main thing. Then we talk over 2 episodes of   Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]but who knows what's going on with that show. Along the way we get sponsored by Diaclone, learn how dangerous lightning is, review toys and comment on recent events in Amerikkka. You may even find a chuckle in there somewhere! Go ahead - try something new this week why don't ya[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

What are any of us doing? Nothing is certain. There is ultimately no point in anything. Words only have as much meaning as the person saying them is willing to ascribe. No one is promised anything but pain & that's what we get and what we deal out. Time is not a luxury item. Every breath we take brings us closer to death and suffering consumes us. Is there anything waiting in the future? Well ... One thing i can tell you with certainty is that this episode of this podcast contains  Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]   and Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]inasmuch as we talk over episodes of these shows while we start our day and discuss how we feel about the last week. Along the way we might watch a PSA brought to us by the Action for Children's Television, take a quiz, get in a physical altercation, take a nap... It's gonna be a show - that we can assure you!alright[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

We're all feeling our state-mandated emotions as we process the events of the last week, and we're fairly burning to watch more: Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987] Transformers: Cyberverse [2019] Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]We talk over all that then talk some more!We talk about the right-wing response to one specific act of violence, while they ignore every single instance of government-sanctioned violence committed on the streets of America every day. We talk about toys we either want or already own. We continue to wonder where the epstein files are. We learn EVEN MORE fire safety tips. We get serious about comedy and we make jokes about tragedy. We even open a bakery on this episode!Try it - we worked really hard on it![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Another installment of Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987] to calm our nerves after an aboslutely insane week in America. Events occurred but i can't say any more than that or i'll be taken to a CIA black site. Then we travel alllll the way back in time to the Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]for some CGI fun!And finally, in order to remain topical and relevant in the modern world, we get caught up on the latest  Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]but don't really pay attention because it's not that great and the episodes are released all out-of-order.Plus we ramble on for a while about toys and check to see if anything interesting has happened in the news in the last week. That's our podcast & we're sticking to it[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

We recorded this a little later in the day this week and therefore we welcome you to our 1st StonedCast! Live! From my couch! ...Which means we space out alot and do lazy editing but otherwise it's the same. But hey! we still got Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]all that to talk over! So it's gonna be fun!!!!! Take a gummy, sit back and really absorb the sterling voice acting in Headmasters. buy the ticket - take the ride. or don't. whatever, live your life[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

There's excitement in the air as we contemplate a trumpless world ... Only to be disappointed, as always. Thankfully we haveTransformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]to brighten our dark spirits. This episode is all about the master of shadows, Scorponok! We got Scorponok figures, Scorponok episodes in English, other Scorponok episodes also dubbed in English, Scorponok-branded merch... We cannot get enough Scorponok around here!We also talk over Cyberverse from 2018 and the brand new Cyberworld newly released in 2025. Plus we make fun of RFKJR, forget about our quiz and imagine an existence that doesn't so closely resemble hell. Get you summ![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

shows talked over include:Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]Of course we also talk about trump, resisting fascism, the world around us and that stupid Instagram contest. We also watch a PSA and get tricked into filling out a survey. Get down in the mud & roll around with us![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

This episode is jamf***ingpacked with robots! Headmasters! Cyberverse! Skybound! PSA! Contest! Quiz!Plus we talk about what toys we got last week and express disappointment in our Democratic representatives.Listen to it. It's good for you![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Welcome to our third installment of Headmasters (1987) and Cyberverse (2018)And welcome to our surprise guest hosts!On the invisible dinner table this week is certain con event news, the goober who shot up the CDC, the toys we got and I'm sure Nixon comes up at some point. Let's all get wrapped up into this together! 🎧[our theme song is Terrorize the City by DRiP] (even though it's not on this episode)🪙donate stupid money, win dumb prizes[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Heading headlong into Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) AND a classic episode of The Transformers (1985) AND the newest computer-animated short thing - Transformers: Cyberworld (2025)And if all that wasn't enough we also discuss the mysterious missing Epstein files, wait for World War 4 and fail miserably in the weekly quiz! We do not, however, talk about which toys we got this week.We sincerely hope all of this is at least slightly better than disappointing for you. Eat up![our theme song is Terrorize the City by DRiP]donate money, win prizes[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

This week we get an inflated sense of self with Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) and continue cybering with Transformers: Cyberverse [later rebranded as Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures] (2018)We also broadly discuss some reveals revealed at this year's International Comic-Con: San Diego [SDCC25] as well as fail boring quiz questions and finally crack the OJ Simpson case wide open!Tune in for new knowledge we now know![our theme song is Terrorize the City by DRiP]our Patreon [our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Finishing Beast Machines (1999) and starting another Cyber Worldverse (2025)The end of Beast Machines forever and ever. big spoilers ahead for Beast Machines i guess. We manage to keep it together long enough to watch another awe-inspiring PSA, take a quiz and decide to sell merch? Nothing less than the mysteries of the afterlife await you! [our theme song is Terrorize the City by DRiP (2013)][our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Beast Machines (2000)episodes 9-11 of season 2I'm too depressed to write a proper episode description at the moment but we do learn all about the newest Transformer & his accompanying comic - Ball Point!I'll finish this later when i want to die less[our theme song is Terrorize the City by DRiP][our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The most enthralling episode description anyone has ever read. Anyone including you.Also, Beast Machines (2000)[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Beast Machines (1999)season 2 (2000) episodes 3-5my idols are deadmy enemies are in powerdon't wanna watch the world burn w/ anyone else[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

transformers, robots, whatever. who cares[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The kids just can't get enough of this Beast Machines (1999) stuff!This week we talk over episodes 10-12 of this pivotal animated series, which includes parts 1 and 2 of the Techno-Organic War trilogy. These episodes are jam-packed with lore, tidbits, fanservice, easter eggs and fun! Not to mention some of the best darn computer generated images you will ever see in this life or the next.On top of all this excitement we also discuss which toys we bought this week, Canadian mulch and Digable Planets for some reason. Plus, we partake in our weekly quiz and round it all out with a transformative Transformers PSA on the importance of seatbelts ... I think.Learn a thing or two, why don't ya![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

Our cosmonauts transcend space, time and good sense this week while thrusting into episodes 7-9 of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999) We get lucky this time around because the three episodes we talk over just happen to be a trilogy called Revelations! And you know how much we love trilogies around here! We start with part 1: Discovery keep the D's coming with part 2: Descent & end it all with part 3: ApocalypseAnd on top of all that - we watch a very informative Transformers PSA on the dangers of water, fail our weekly quiz and answer a few Q & A's with Bob Skir!We also discuss which toys we bought this week.[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The collective has kept the machine warm for ya - further onward we move, like tank treads on concrete, into the unsettling computer animated series that is Beast Machines (1999) Hey, it's not bad. Let's watch more of it. Along the way, we also discuss which transforming toys we bought this week, the current sad state of global affairs, MacGyver and of course we all win participant trophies in our weekly quiz. It's a party in here! ...of a sort[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

The assemblage once again gathers. This time for a viewing of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999)We talk over the first three episodes of this fun little computer animated show that is absolutely not a sequel to Beast Wars, but features at least most of the same characters.Additionally, we discuss what toys we bought this week, which robots we find most attractive and *SPOIL* the entire plot of issue #20 of Skybound Entertainment's Transformers comic (2025) starting around 0:19:00 into the episode and continuing for about the next 5 minutes or so. So go ahead & skip that if you don't want to hear any *SPOILERS*Enjoy! (if you dare ...) [our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

This week these four slimy f**ks finally finish the Prime Wars Trilogy with Part 3 - Transformers: Power of the Primes (2018)On this episode, we will talk over all 10 ten-minute webisodes of this short-lived webseries just so we can be done with it! Although it's not that bad. But is it great? Tune in to find out! (spoiler: it's probably ok)Also on the table are the toys we bought this week, plus a creeping sense of dread & doom![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

On this very special 23rd episode special we'll be talking over Part 2 of the Prime Wars Trilogy - Transformers: Titans Return (2017)This podcast episode will cover all 10 webisodes of the web series, as well as a very important Tiktok short!Also, what toys did we buy last week?![our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

This one's a bit of a doozy. We had some technical difficulties so the end of the episode is missing but hey, who's listening anyways?As far as i know, we're talking over Part 1 of the Prime Wars Trilogy - Transformers: Combiner Wars (2016) That includes all 8 webisodes. [our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay

2002's Super Robot Lifeform Transformers Legends of the Micronsor as it's known in the US - Armada. We're talking over episdoes 1-3 today[our theme music is by DRiP (©None Records)]$1 for eternal happiness don't delay