Episodes
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #200 - Man-E-Faces
So...this guy's an actor? That still confuses Jeff. But not Taylor, he explains it ALL to us on this latest episode. Listen and learn!
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Episode 126 - Top 5 All-Time Toys
So we've been doing this show for over a decade and somehow we've never officially discussed our favorite toys of ALL TIME!! So we thought it was time to do that. And since it's a special show, we have a special guest, the one and only PAM! You know her, you love her, and if you don't know her,...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #199 - Buzz Off (200X)
Jeff hates bugs. Taylor loves bugs. So guess which one of them likes this guy. Surprise! They both like it! How much? Listen and find out!
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Episode 125 - Ronin Warriors
Every so often, Taylor comes up with a toy line that Jeff has never heard of. This is one of those times. When that happens, Jeff's assumption is that Taylor really likes the line, because Taylor likes EVERY line. Sometimes, Jeff is wrong. Listen and find out if this is one of those times!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #198 - Whiplash
It's time to put on that neck brace, folks, the guys are talking WHIPLASH! This one is a weird one, even by Masters of the Universe standards. How does it compare to the OG from the 80's? Only one way to find out!
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Talking Toys #124 - Tiger Sharks
Well folks, it finally happened, Taylor suggested a toy line and knows NOTHING about it. I'm as shocked as you are. BUT that doesn't mean the guys didn't have a worthwhile discussion about one of the weirder lines we've discussed: Tiger Sharks! Are they tigers, or are they sharks? Listen and find...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #197 - Two Bad (200x)
It's almost like getting 2 shows for the price of 1 this time out! The guys discuss the Four Horseman update of one of their favorite MOTU figures, TwoBad! Did this update improve the character, or did it fall short of the original? Listen and find out!
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Episode 123 - Mars Attacks
Tim Burton makes good movies. Sometimes. In 1996 he made a movie. It had potential. But that's about it. It also had a toy line that had potential. Some of that potential was met, and the guys will tell you all about it on this latest episode!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #196 - Teela (200x)
She's back and she's bad! Teela as presented by the Four Horsemen is all kinds of awesome, and we're here to break it down in minute detail. Does her Hot Dog Hair make it tough to take her seriously? Listen and find out!
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Episode 122 - Transformers (Wave 3)
Man, when they said "more than meets the eye" they really meant "MORE than meets the eye" - Wave 3 of Transformers has over 40 toys in it! We didn't have time to discuss each one individually, but I think you'll find we covered the wave pretty exhaustively.
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #195 - Yak Face
And here we are, at the end of all things. At least, the end of all things Kenner Star Wars Action Figures. Yak Face was never distributed in the U.S., but everyone seems to like him, so we decided to give "Joe the Marlboro Camel" some love. And Taylor revealed that he doesnt' understand…
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #194 - Orko (200x)
It's high time we all admit that sometimes, Orko is really cool. ESPECIALLY when the Four Horsemen are working on him. That's right, folks, Orko has been redeemed! Thw 200x line of Masters of the Universe really knocked this one out of the park. How far out of the park? Listen and find out!
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Episode 121 - Dino Riders (Series 2)
As promised (back in 2016) we are BACK with more Dino Riders goodness! We REALLY didnt' think it had been THAT long since we first talked about this line. Better late than never, right? Series 2 had some terrific toys to choose from. What were our favorites? Listen and find out!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #193 - Warok
It's time for the last Ewok. No, tha'ts not a super depressing novel, it just so happens to be that this is the last ewok from the original Kenner line that the guys haven't discussed. Warok is a weird figure, in all the right ways. Listen as the guys discuss why this little guy actually creeps...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #192 - Evil Lyn (200X)
This week, Jeff reveals he never got the pun on Evil Lyn's name until he was a full(ish) grrown(ish) adult(ish). But that doesnt' mean he didn't appreciate the phenomenal work of the Four Horsemen on this figure. What does Taylor think? Take 3 guesses then listen to find out!
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Episode 120 - G.I. Joe Wave 6 (featuring Dan Zehr!)
It's time, folks, Another wave of Hasbro's G.I. Joe, A Real American Hero line! That means we are joined by our good friend and fellow podcaster, Mr. Dan Zehr from Coffee With Kenobi!!! Listen in as Dan's opinions change right before your ears! Go to www.CoffeeWithKenob.com for more of Dan!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #191 - Romba
As we near the end of the original Kenner Star Wars line, we come to yet another Ewok. This time, it's all about Romba. Sure, his name may sound like a geometric shape, but there's nothing square about this guy. I apologize for that joke. Anyway, listen and find out what the guys think about this...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #190 - TriKlops (200X)
It's everyone's favorite 3-eyed creep! The guys talk Tri Klops. Did the Four Horesman improve on an already-stellar design, or did they muck it up thrice? Listen and find out!
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Episode 119 - MASK - Split Seconds
Remember that TV show that you loved that stuck around one season too long and just got weird and/or sad? Yeah....the same thing happens with toy lines. In this case, it happened to MASK. The racing series was a stretch but it worked. This...this, just, no. No, Kenner, No. Why? Never fear, the…
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #189 - Luke Skywalker (In Battle Poncho)
He's Green, he's NOT mean, he's Luke Skywalker in his Endor duds! This one...yeah...this one has the guys confused and conflicted. I mean...his helmet doesn't come off?!?!? Seriously?
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #188 - Trap Jaw (200X)
This guy has a LOT going on....a cool metal jaw, an arm with some killer (literally) attachments, a hoop on his head to zip-line with...what's not to love? Not much, because the guys are really keen on this one. Listen and find out how much they love Trap Jaw!
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Episode 118 - SeaQuest DSV
On this week's show, listen in real time as Jeff discovers his intense need for a Roy Scheider action figure. Seriously, folks, this is a toy line that REALLY deserved more. Listen and find out why!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #187 - Lando Calrissian (General Pilot)
What's the only think cooler than a Lando figure? A soft, smoooooth cape, right? Well, this figure has both! Plus a big gun! Sure, he doesn't match his movie counterpart exactly, but that's ok, isn't it? Guess you'll have to listen to find out!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #186 - Mekaneck (200X)
See, he's got a mechanical neck, so he's MEKANECK. Get it? He's also got mechanical arms and legs and...yeah he should have just been "Mekaman" right? We think so, too. Enjoy!
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Episode 117 - James Bond Jr.
The name is Bond. James Bond. Kinda. See, it's James Bond's nephew...so...why is he Junior? This is just one of the many questions raised and never answered on this episode. Listen and find out what the others are!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #185 - EV-9D9
We're back to talk about the only female droid in the Kenner Star Wars line: EV-9D9. I suppose we could make a "joke" about this being the only figure with a mouth that moves, but we're better than that, so just listen and enjoy the show!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #184 - Ram Man (200x)
It's everybody's favorite human cannonball: RAM MAN!! Is the 200X version as cool as the original? Listen and find out!
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Episode 116 - Monster Force
It's October, so it's time to get Spoooooky. This time, the guys discuss Monster Force! If you saw the cartoon in the 90s....can you explain it to us please? The toys are cool, but that show was...yeah.
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #183 - Barada
He's green and jowely..he's Barada!! Yellow vest and puffy sleeves, yet he still looks mean. How does he do it? Listen and find out what the guys surmise about the last of Jabba's henchmen!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #182 - Stratos (200X)
Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my....wait a minute....IS Stratos a flying monkey? The guys continue to debate this strange character and the work done by the Four Horsemen on this latest installment.
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Episode 115 - King Arthur & The Knights of Justice
Ok, this one has one of the weirder concepts of the toys we've discussed, which is saying something. They're football players who go back in time to become knights in order to rescue King Arthur from...you know what, just listen to the show, I don't have the energy to recap this....
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #181 - Amanaman
He's wrinkly, he's creepy, he's tall, he's green, he's yellow he's Amanaman!! This guys is one of the priciest of the final 17 figures. Is it worth the price?? Listen and find out!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #180 - Mer Man (200X)
Gurgle gurgle glub glub. That's underwater-speak for "This week the guys dive to the depths yet again to discuss another version of Mer Man!" This one is super cool because he was designed by the Four Horsemen! Do the guys drown in their discussion or do they make it up for air just in time?…
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Episode 114 - Extreme Dinosaurs
At what point does the use of "Extreme" cease to have any meaning? It's at least 1 step AFTER the name "Extreme Dinosaurs" because these things are indeed EXTREEEME!!! But does that make them good? Maybe. You'll have to listen to find out!
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #179 - Anakin Skywalker
Sure, he was onscreen for about 5 seconds. Sure, he's an old, pasty white guy with no accessories. I forgot where I was going with this. Anyway, the guys do manage to find some good things to say about Anakin Skywalker, so listen and learn! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #178 - Man At Arms (200X)
It's time to talk Man At Arms again, but this time, he's even more manlier and armier than ever! The 200X line really was stellar, and this figure is no exception. How much does Taylor love him? Listen and find out! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore…
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Episode 113 - Skeleton Warriors
Can you believe we've been at this for 10 years?!?!? Seems like we'd be better at it by now, right? Well, we're still trying! This time out, the guys talk Skeleton Warriors, which is NOT a line they've reviewed yet, despite Jeff's confidence that they have. BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters…
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #177 - Luke Skywalker (Imperial Stormtrooper Outfit)
This may be our shortest discussion yet because....well...listen and you'll see... BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz Seth Szilagyi Cajun Baz Wayde Burton Pam Johnston Oliver Sanders Heather Jaworski Dario Lorenzetto Laird...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #176 - Beast Man (200X)
This week Jeff FINALLY learns that it's "200X" and not "2000X" even though it's pronounced "2000X"...hey, at least the figure is cool... BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz Seth Szilagyi Cajun Baz Wayde Burton Pam Johnston...
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Episode 112 - Extreme Ghostbusters
If EVERYTHING is Extreme, then NOTHING is, right? Or is it? Extreme Ghostbusters MAY have a claim to that label. You'll have to listen to find out if it does! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz Seth Szilagyi Cajun Baz Wayde...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #175 - Imperial Gunner
This guy is really gunning for the top spot. I'm sorry, that was terrible. But this figure isn't! Do the guys find a lot to love about the Imperial Gunner? Listen and find out! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz Seth…
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #174 - 2000X Skeletor
It's time for Taylor to talk all about Skeletor. Again. And again. And again. But that's ok because this Skeletor is really REALLY cool. It's the Four Horsemen take on the classic character with the 2000X line! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared…
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Episode 111 - Stargate
This time out, the guys take a trip through a portal to ancient/future Egypt as they discuss STARGATE!!! Did ripped James Spader make sense? You'll have to listen to find out! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz Seth Szilagyi...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #173 - Imperial Dignitary
Pasty Old Guys make the best action figures, right? No? Well, you're probably right, but that can't be a universal truth. Does the Imperial Dignitary buck this trend? Listen and find out! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #172 - 2000X He-Man
That's right, He's back! He-Man, that is. The guys start down the 2000X road to discuss the Four Horsemen's contribution to the MOTU lore. It's gonna be fun! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz Seth Szilagyi Cajun Baz Wayde...
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Episode 110 - Clash Of The Titans
This time out, the guys discuss one of the smallest lines to get the main episode treatment, Clash of the Titans! The toys are so beloved that they felt it deserved some individual attention. Did the line blow them away, or did it leave them feeling like they looked at Medusa head-on? Listen and...
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #171 - Han Solo w/Carbonite Block
This one was a gamble for Kenner. Han with a thick neck and his only "accessory" was a hunk of translucent plastic. Did it work? Only one way to find out! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz Seth Szilagyi Cajun Baz Wayde…
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Talking Toys: Action Figure Exclusive #170 - Bottom 5 Masters of the Universe Figures
It's time to scrape the very bottom of the toy barrel and find out which 5 figures from Mattel's original MotU line the guys just can't find much love for. This was a fun one, folks. Enjoy! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher Scheetz...
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Episode 109 - The Shadow
What evil lurks in the hearts of men? We aim to find out. This "The Shadow" guy seems to know. Will Taylor and Jeff find out? Listen as they discuss the Kenner line inspired by the flop film! BIG Thanks to our Patreon supporters, you guys are the best!: Mr. Matt Moore Jared Hart Christopher…
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