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Talking with Dinosaurs
by Stefan Ayto
The World’s Number One Rated NSFW Comedy Dinosaur Podcast hosted by a New Zealander. Sometimes you’ve got to be specific to be on top! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Episode 36: Crocodiles: A short 200 Million Year History
Who are liches? How do you pronounce the word "Svelte"? Can I create history's most ridiculous soccer team? Greg?! Want some sick dice? bit.ly/dinodice We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus…
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Episode 35: An Inexpectus Return
Yay, verily, I return when the world is most in need. What's more amazing than a giant eagle? What's the biggest poo? Duck Duck Goose? We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks...
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ASMR Nightmare
Uh, Chazz, I thought you said you fixed this? Yeah, it happened again. No, I didn't upload it. You said you fixed it! Damn it. Uh, probably worth skipping this one. We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no...
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Episode 34: A Mystery in Amber
What did miners in Myanmar find locked in Amber? How is a brass instrument like a cephalopod? Fart Powered Octopus Snails? We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks to...
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Episode 33 1/3 - Sex Lakes; or The Dino-Bat-Dragon
Are Turtles Rocks? What happens when you combine a Dinosaur, a Bat, and a Dragon? Sex Lakes? Find out on Talking with Dinosaurs! We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!* Special thanks to...
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Episode 32 - OPABINIA, BABY!
In which I return, we don't time travel, jimmy, we count, like, really badly, we look at a whole host of eldritch nightmares, pay our respects to Keith Flint, go on a rant about spy agencies, look at some more butt prints, find out which dinosaurs had the best sense of humour, recognise...
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Episode 31 - Enteledont
In which I sorta gaslight you (Not cool, won't happen again), do not appreciate piggy girth, defend some big booty mammals, be a hypocrite, discover the ultimate modern killing machine, ruminate on ruminants, hear back from the big cheese (sorta), get hip, cook some eggs, and do some shitposting!...
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Episode 30: Dimorphodon
In which a series of bad accents are unveiled, I forget what the episode is about, a criminally under looked god of Paleontology is criminally under looked, I battle my Arch Nemesis (again), I both remember AND forget Beef, I sell out (for the best possible reason [caltrops]), and I decide the...
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Episode 29 - Bloomin' Aussies
In which we live in the future, recap a recap, develop psychic powers, say the word "Opal" too often, list EVERY good point about Australia, get the breakdown on dinosaur High School Cliques, and make essential changes to the school curriculum. Special thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song,...
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Talking with Dinosaurs: A 2018 Review!
In which we discuss 2018, DON'T make a clip show, and apologize for past mistakes. Special thanks to Adam Donohue for the Logo and Segment, AlEctricity for the music (Check out his stuff at His Soundcloud ), Sarah for making this happen, and everyone on the discord! Happy destruction of 2018!…
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Episode 27 - Thanos... Wait, What?
Not, not a very special episode! In this episode we discuss vacations, dinosaurs named after Darkseid rip offs, Squirrel Girl, Toxic Masculinity, Matt Damon's Weirdest Film, whether or not Horace exists, how to tell what a Dinosaur looks like, Squirrel Girl again, Dating, Friends, and the…
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Talking with Talking with Dinosaurs (with Tim Batt)
A very special episode of Talking With Dinosaurs, in which I am joined by Tim Batt, host of "The Worst Idea of All Time" and "'Til Death Do Us Blart", and we discuss dinosaurs, conspiracies, how bad I am at knowing my massive family, and host of other topics (Mostly Dinosaurs). Be aware, as a…
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Episode 26 - Cetaceans
In which I return from a prison of my own creation, despair for humanity, lick a tapir's feet, just really stuff up a joke, really just ruin it, get all inspirational, get all depressed again, then plan a couple of heists. Wow, sounds action packed, we're going to have a whale of a time! Haha,...
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Episode 25 - Ceratosaurus
In which I pledge an unkeepable pledge, sing the praises of the unsung hero of Jurassic Park 3, write, pitch, create and release a Netflix series, only to have it immediately cancelled, discover the most unfortunate last name and place name of all time, cure a theropods back problems, discuss...
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Episode 24 - Aetosaurs
In which we discuss a creature no one has ever heard of, are disappointed by a lack of aliens, discover I have a type, have questions about housemate and beans, and mercilessly mock a child doing their best. Trascription available:...
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Episode 23 - Parasaurolophus
In which we blow up a marital aid factory, beg for a guest spot (CALL ME, ARNIE), and talk some toot. Special thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://www.soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) for the theme song, and Adam "Hobbit" Donohue for everything. Transcript available:...
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Episode 22 - Glyptodont
FIXED! Now available in a quality that won't make your ears bleed. In which I put threads in your eye, disparage mammals, discover the hidden links between the third reich and armadillos, and plan my perfect dinosaur Orgy. Special thanks to Al Ectricity (https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz)…
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Episode 21 - Pterodactyl
In which I discuss Pterodactyls, Kitty Cats, Dinosaur Intelligence, The US Armies plan to steal my knowledge, and the 1986 New York Mets. Wait, what? Special thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) and Adam "Hobbit Underfoot". Full transcript available:...
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Episode 20 - Deinocheirus
I mean, say what you will about it, it's out there. In which I discuss New Zealand's Fair Trade Act of 1986, what seperates Deuterstomes from Protostomes (Psssst: It's the Butthole), silly made up dinosaurs, and WHY THE KID FROM JURASSIC PARK WAS RIGHT ABOUT VELOCIRAPTORS! Transcription…
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Episode 19 - Brontosaurus
In which I come home, really lay into paleontologists for the first time in a while, discuss disease, and really give the Flintstones what they deserve. Special Thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Hobbit Underfoot" Donohue, and Tim and Guy from the Worst Idea of...
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Episode 18 - Microraptor
In which I return AGAIN, apologise for long running gags, find smol dinosaurs, try to avoid talking about... interspecies acts, and admit to the horrible crime of Flexitarianism. Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) for the theme song, Adam for the logo, and me...
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Episode 17: Smilodon
In which I return, something changes, and it turns out I can't do accents. Talking points: My absence, Jurassic World, Evolution's lack of imagination, the Flintstones, and abusing the elderly AND horses. Transcript:...
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BONUS EPISODE! Dinosaurs - Warning in description.
All dinosaurs and no dinosaurs make dinosaurs dinosaur dinosaurs. This is not a... normal episode. You should definitely skip this one. It doesn't even feel like a word anymore. I think I'm broken. Please read the transcription before listening!...
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Episode 16 - Mammoth Mammoth Mammoth mammoth Mammoth Mammoth Mammoth
In which I am on painkillers, insult prestigious scientists and rail against an American "Hero". Oh, and talk about Mammohts, I guess. Transcription available at: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iwntqc6tR5cDTfHjtGoHy2oAcXJcQCxqJJ3J-xU2W58/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See…
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Episode 15 - Quetzalcoatlus: God of Wind and Wisdom
In which I butcher more pronounciation, prepare you for a test, and once again commit blaphsomy. Seriously, I'm not getting into heaven. Full transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VBGt98YmR1evY1dMsLrP0EheLViL5czfDjQiQ0rAUik/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See…
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Episode 14 - Carnotaurus
In which mislead you, am sedated, and beaten with shockbats. Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N1YyUJba23n4UA3bVDT0IlkuXGQs0avPR0y9-5mi_E8/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 13 - Dilophosaurus
In which I escape the Reptiloids, talk more random crap about dilophosaurus, then get recaptured. What a rookie. Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S6-yn4kDSDyearYmgvkonjFQbwpRM4NxEcPpQEfNJtw/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Talking with Dinosaurs - Episode 11 - Titanosaurs
In which I get distracted, go full #fakenews, and sniff a bird. Full transcript Available : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vHkzFQXwKq3ysASCtJ4QRS905rRnFQxxMdlHcbw15p0/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode X - Moa
In which I become a patriot, we meet and old nemesis, and #UniversalPicturesEatsKittens https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mZx-XkQBNiZa0dBLIISmDvEzUPYgX_bf-Y-vNh-Qtko/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 9 - Megalodon
In which a new year begins, I get lost in time, and we need the biggest boat. Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15NtIbG1ju7t-B19TXJDni6uEXerXplk61PadZd1yZBU/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 8 - Velociraptor
In which a year is ended, sound changes, and I melt. It's... something, I guess. Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1anmQC3MIBMBPscTKIY8O-v_7U_g-78d2ySetmZ8Oxjw/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 7 - Baryonyx
In which I am defrauded by a major motion picture company. Get stuffed, Universal Pictures! Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13ASiPPtcxGi2FJfh8Ry4CVinQdRGqe3Y811hAMqS01c/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 6 - Iguanadon
In which I return, with great tidings of great joy. And Dinosaurs. Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MYMJLrZQNTm309RQP_B4kD1rDRo7ll60QHlWb-oJtI0/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Talking With Dinosaurs - Episode 5 - Ankylosaurus
In which the best dinosaur. THE BEST DINOSAUR! Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQPrbR-ecDL6_9HUZjsl6Zqdgc3HdmrOkdEFkh3y9bk/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 4 - Dimetrodon
In which I DON'T talk about dinosaurs... much. Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u3m0Dg2Z-e7XV0LvJ6OyInIE2dhBe-Dqkq1CI5pK4Ms/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 2 - Therizinosaurus
In which we ponder the murderchicken. Full Transcript Available! https://docs.google.com/document/d/15RY1OhKnJuSqtukNqV0IwrXprK2BEduOpHlXIj8zAX8/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode 1 - Pachycephalosaurus
In which I decide which dinosaur looks most like a penis. Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H8sAgipdvfqBk86HhtMLn0wi6z58otDwHOdPqlyFZ1k/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The World’s Number One Rated NSFW Comedy Dinosaur Podcast hosted by a New Zealander. Sometimes you’ve got to be specific to be on top!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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