Tan Van Tour Talk: How To Be a Band

A Goose Caboose, a broken key emergency, a hit and run, three shows…and stick around until the end for a very exclusive special offer (really)! https://archive.org/download/tvtt-32-1/TVTT%2032-1.mp3

Mike is alone. Not ideal!! https://archive.org/download/tvtt-31-1/TVTT%2031-1.mp3

You know…there’ve been times when The Boys have had to overcome great technical challenges and difficulties to bring this quality program to The People, but perhaps none more daunting than today’s episode. Featuring special guest; Bloomington, Indiana living treasure, Nick Romy! https://archive.org/download/tvtt-30-1/TVTT%2030-1.mp3

Ok, now we’re cooking with gas! The technology is basically figured out, more or less. But, all of The Boys had rides home from the show with Their Persons®, so Mike and AD have to carry the entire episode. Lucky for all of us, these two windbags never, ever run out of dumb stuff to […]

While I wouldn’t call it triumphant, per se, it is technically the return of The Boys! Although, technically speaking, this episode is challenged. But what is life without challenges? Boring. A real fat snoozer. But never fear! This episode is packed with thrilling, exciting, damning challenges and redemption. https://archive.org/download/tvtt-29-1/TVTT%2029-1.mp3

…in which Mike and Jess could maybe benefit from a marriage counselor. Or, at least a few hours sleep. https://archive.org/download/tvtt285/TVTT%2028-5.mp3

After a serious fancy-pants luncheon, Mike and Jess hit the road to make the classic Rock n Roll trek from Chicago (home of Chicago, Smashing Pumpkins, Disturbed, Capn Jazz) to Detroit (KISS, Promotmartyr, Twiztid) https://archive.org/download/tvtt284/TVTT%2028-4.mp3

The haunted ghost of Prince himself smiles down on Mike and Jess as they interact with the fine staff at 7th Street entry before scarfing some Denny’s®, and making their way to Chicago. https://archive.org/download/tvtt283/TVTT%2028-3.mp3

Mike’s mood has turned around after a wonderful time with an old friend. Jess continues to drive, and the equipment continues to be suspect. https://archive.org/download/tvtt282/TVTT%2028-2.mp3

A bunch of TVTT firsts going on here. First time on tour as a duo, first time using this questionable recording equipment, first time in a few of these cities…It’s a thrill a minute. Join Mike and Jess as they recount the first show of the trip and talk about the mental state of suddenly […]

After a weirdly disjointed beginning, The Boys are now headed home following a fun, successful show and happily recounting the evening. https://archive.org/download/tvtt271/TVTT%2027-1.mp3

The end of the tour. Mike reflects on the previous nights’ shows, and recaps the tour in general while also taking stock of his current physical and emotional state after 10 days on the road alone. https://archive.org/download/tvtt268/TVTT%2026-8.mp3

Mike, still alone, recounts his Fort Worth experience, and answers your questions https://archive.org/download/tvtt267/TVTT%2026-7.mp3 

Of all the times for the car to malfunction, in the middle of the podcast seems to be par for the course for Mike, considering the night he just had in San Antonio… https://archive.org/download/tvtt266/TVTT%2026-6.mp3

Mike welcomes very special guest and friend of the show, Addison Rogers, to keep him company. They mostly talk about genre-movie marathon ideas including Military Comedies and Sports and/or basketball comedies. https://archive.org/download/tvtt265/TVTT%2026-5.mp3  

High highs, and low lows. Mike spends this hour raving about New Orleans and the beautiful people he encountered there, followed by the nosedive into Lafayette where he was swiftly put in his place. https://archive.org/download/tvtt264/tvtt%2026-4.mp3

Somehow Mike manages to blabber-on for over a half hour in a car all alone and by himself. Is he losing his mind, or did a lot happen to him? Only one way to find out…strap in, bb! https://archive.org/download/tvtt263/TVTT%2026-3.mp3

After another long day of driving, Mike has finally landed on the beaches of north western Florida where he has no one to talk to. https://archive.org/download/tvtt262/TVTT%2026-2.mp3

All alone and caught in a jam, Mike calls his brother, Isaac, for some human contact and peace of mind. (by the way…here’s a link to that Police Training video that gets discussed if you’re interested. ADULTS ONLY) https://archive.org/download/tvtt261/TVTT%2026-1.mp3

Mike Adams At His Honest Weight Live at Mr. Smalls Funhouse, Pittsburgh, PA 9/24/2019 Jeff Grant – drums Zac Canale – guitar Aaron Denton – guitar, singing David Woodruff – guitar, singing Mike Adams – singing, tambourine Pressing Mesh Do You One Better Tasteful Nudes Hobart, Chuck Manson, and Jim Datsun Dashes Educated Guess So […]

The tour has come to an end, and The Boys are excitable as they make the last leg of their journey toward home. https://archive.org/download/tvtt257/TVTT%2025-7.mp3

I’m extremely happy to report that on today’s episode, The Boys have a lot to be thankful for… https://archive.org/download/tvtt256/TVTT%2025-6.mp3

…in which The Boys rub elbows with King Crimson at a gas station Starbucks® https://archive.org/download/tvtt255/TVTT%2025-5.mp3

Unfortunately, the tour has warranted more complaining. But, David attempts to keep it positive…. https://archive.org/download/tvtt254/TVTT%2025-4.mp3

Sometimes being on tour can really wring a guy out, ya know? It’s Mike’s birthday, and The Boys need to air some dirty laundry…. https://archive.org/download/tvtt253/TVTT%2025-3.mp3 

A weird one! We’ve been in NY for two days, which means very little van time, but we make due. (“Live at Alphaville” collage courtesy of Todd Jasko). https://archive.org/download/tvtt252/TVTT%2025-2.mp3

Guess who’s back? Back again? Tan Van’s back. Eat a Clif®. https://archive.org/download/tvtt251/TVTT%2025-1.mp3

www.MikeAdams.info Something has gone wrong with the recording, so this episode sounds a little rougher than usual. But, just like with humanity, it’s what’s on the inside that counts, and this show is packed with the good stuff. Mainly, we forget to get paid, drive 20 minutes, then have to turn around and go back […]

www.MikeAdams.info After a long night in Fort Wayne eating cheese, The Boys are tired and at each others’ throats. Topics include; Mike’s broken leg, Planet Fitness, mental health, and where to eat dinner tonight. *Editor’s note* Ben vetoed the dinner location, and then ultimately didn’t even show up. https://archive.org/download/TVTT232/TVTT%2023-2.mp3

www.MikeAdams.info The Boys are back in Tan! It’s been nine months since The Boys have played a show, so there’s a LOT to get to in this episode, including; extensive coverage of Jared’s diet so far today, Mike’s family’s harrowing tale of being trapped in the top of the Gateway Arch, Zac and Ben’s ongoing […]

www.MikeAdams.info It’s very early in the morning as The Boys barrel toward the Fountain Square Music Festival. Today’s topics include trying in vain to convince Addison Rogers NOT to party, what Blade Runner® is, and Mark meets God. https://archive.org/download/TVTT227/TVTT%2022-7.mp3   

www.MikeAdams.info The hits just keep on coming! Hop in the van, let’s talk about trying new things, the intricate workings of a big city cable access channel, a catch-phrase-shouting penis, and so much more! https://archive.org/download/TVTT226/TVTT%2022-6.mp3

www.MikeAdams.info The Boys did not travel today, BUT, here is a live recording of the show they played at the Mercury Lounge in New York City. What fun! https://archive.org/download/TVTT225/TVTT%2022-5.mp3

www.MikeAdams.info It’s getting silly in here. Jump into the van as The Boys shine a light on such matters as doorless bathroom stalls, fancy hotel rooms, finding romance for Mark, and how much espresso machines cost. Oh, and more, too! https://archive.org/download/TVTT224/TVTT%2022-4.mp3 

www.MikeAdams.info Kurt’s relentless and maddening simulated universe continues to wig out the sims as The Boys barrel down the interstate discussing such matters as Jared’s fanny pack contents, Playgirl Magazine®, James Dean’s exhumed remains, and more! https://archive.org/download/TVTT223/TVTT%2022-3.mp3 

www.MikeAdams.info Day two of The Boys’ tour finds them planted firmly inside Kurt’s bizarre computer simulation of life full of weird and inexplicable stuff. Today’s topics include Chipotle®’s new queso dip, passage through a couple of tunnels, fidget spinners and more. Tom Petty may or may not have died during this recording. https://archive.org/download/TVTT222/TVTT%2022-2.mp3

www.MikeAdams.info The Boys’ tour with Busman’s Holiday begins with a nice and easy day off. Topics during today’s drive include, new Celebrity Takedowns®, a brand new segment called “Surprise”, James Dean’s famous book of limericks and much, much more! https://archive.org/download/TVTT221/TVTT%2022-1.mp3  

wwwMikeAdams.info This episode is basically a Steak n Shake commercial as The Boys – with very special guests Erin Tobey and Jeff Grant – won’t stop saying “workaraunt” and “bean crock”. Zac can’t stop messing with this disgusting throat simulator app and we also go deep on the difference between the words “artesian” and “artisan”. […]

www.MikeAdams.info It’s a Tan Van Tour Talk first as The Boys welcome special guests Jeff Grant and Erin Tobey to the program, one of whom is pregnant as hell! Topics of discussion include; will Busman’s Holiday play any covers at this music festival where covers are explicitly forbade (they did), what exactly constitutes “penetration”, trampoline […]

www.MikeAdams.info Can you believe we actually made it! Its the 2-hour, 100th episode celebration special! The Boys are comfortably situated in David’s living room for this majorly relaxed and joyous occasion. Lots of reminiscing, limericks from Zac, and a flurry of first-time-ever-experimental calls-in to the show. Guests via satellite include; Dave (from Sleeping Bag), Nicole (from […]

www.MikeAdams.info Its the inadvertent Season 20 finale! As The Boys stare down the barrel and bombogenesis of the wildest nor’easter since ’93, they’ve cut the tour short but are making the most of it. https://archive.org/download/TVTT203/TVTT%2020-3.mp3  

www.MikeAdams.info Listen…we do our best, but we’ve got a lot on our plate sometimes. Get to the show on time, play well, impress the biz, survive without dying. It’s tough. This time, we forget to plug in the recording device for half the episode. We eventually get things in order though, and then the conversation […]

www.MikeAdams.info Twenty whole seasons, can you believe that!? Today’s Boys discuss fashion, Kermit D. Frog’s anatomy, Ben’s internet surfing habits, running for office, Jesse Eiseneberg’s Hollywood agent, and more on this, the 99th episode of TVTT! https://archive.org/download/TVTT201/TVTT%2020-1.mp3

www.mikeadams.info After a brief respite, The Boys are back in Tan and cruising through the beautiful Indiana countryside en route to Cincinnati. Today’s discussion includes talk of; what’s The Matrix about, automatic car washes, and how The Boys each began becoming musicians. https://archive.org/download/TVTT192/TVTT%2019-2.mp3

www.mikeadams.info As Weekend Warriors®, The Boys plunge headlong into season 19!  Lots of late-breaking news happening in this episode, talking TED Talks, as well as differing on our approaches to pet ownership and what snacks we like to eat. https://archive.org/download/TVTT191/TVTT%2019-1.mp3  

www.mikeadams.info It’s been a little while since season 17, but The Boys (with special guest Anna T.) are sharp as ever in this post truth world. This living Taco Bell advertisement includes rousing conversation on such topics as; the evening’s show, how old is bowling?, sound proofing your water closet, would you let your friend […]

www.mikeadams.info It’s what it’s. We have a brand new piece of limited edition Tan Van Tour Talk merchandise just for all you Tan Van Heads out there. It’s a beautiful, silk screened, infographic poster detailing and cataloguing every single “Lay of the Van” segment so far. Check em out and buy them HERE! Perfect for […]

www.mikeadams.info The season 17 finale is a two-parter, the first half hour being recorded, excitedly, immediately after the show, the second half hour being recorded, sleepily, as we pull into Bloomington, 3.5 hours later. It’s amazing how a good show and the end of a hard tour can turn a Boy’s tude around… https://archive.org/download/TVTT1711/TVTT%2017-11.mp3

www.mikeadams.info After another hard night in Springfield, The Boys have some reflecting to do. Is life worth living? What’s it all mean? Why are we here? And, the description of perhaps the world’s worst hotel, all on today’s episode of Tan Van Tour Talk! https://archive.org/download/TVTT1710/TVTT%2017-10.mp3

www.mikeadams.info Zac is very ill, please send money. A recap of Wichita’s terrible show, Real Feel Practice Pads, junk, a weird tin man, empty Missouri roads, and more on today’s Tan Van Tour Talk! https://archive.org/download/TVTT179/TVTT%2017-9.mp3