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Tantalizing Texas: Sprawlmageddon
by Tolle, John Waddy, Chris & Friends
Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz for a closer look at the marvelous municipalities, wonderful weirdos, and favorite creative finds across Texas! Whether savoring the sprawl of big cities or winding along backcountry roads, come hang out as we discuss bizarre histories, personal anecdotes, and legendary tales of the lone star state. We might even make up some of our own. Get cozy with the Townsmen and plan your next trip...or maybe this IS the trip!
Episodes
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Football Kickoff and Tiny Town Roundup!
The Sprawlmageddon Boyz are diving headfirst into the shallow end with this year’s zany mascot draft! On this episode, we explore 12 undersized towns with oversized hearts. Learn some unique high school football mascots, strange facts about overlooked cities, and our idea to fix the Dallas…
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La Grange: Yes, That One!
The legend of La Grange, Texas has reached epic proportions thanks to ZZ Top and The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, but there’s sooo much more to this Texas town! Actually, there isn’t. Not at all. There is literally no reason to go there now. Luckily, the history and takedown of the Chicken...
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Unofficial Uninformed World Cup Guide!
Did you know FIFA stands for "Fun in Fabulous Arlington?" Join the Townsmen as they discuss what international visitors should expect when they encounter the extremes of the metroplex. Also, with 50 episodes under our belt, we share our favorite things we've learned about Texas from our years of...
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Shotgun Willie: Top Texas Album No. 4
The Sprawlmageddon Boys have vigorously churned the udders of Texas music to find the greatest albums from the Lone Star State! In this episode, we discuss Willie Nelson's 1973 masterwork "Shotgun Willie," the pivotal Outlaw Country LP that introduced Willie's iconic new look and sound. So sit...
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Abilene: Hot Woo!
Abilene, Texas is the storybook capitol of America. It’s also responsible for such mind bending phenomenon as the Abilene Paradox and the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse! Join the townsmen as they discuss these important matters and others, including but not limited to: Jessica Simpson, where west...
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More Texas Movies!
Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz as they review and discuss three more Texas Movies! From the mind numbing romantic comedy "The Wrong Paris," to the Predator prequel "Prey," there's something for everybody! We also help Jack recover from the traumatic ending of "Dr. T and the Women." Detours include...
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Pantego & Pantera: Vulgar Display of Daytime Business!
What secrets does the magical enclave of Pantego, Texas hold? Too many to count! Surrounded by Arlington, this small, inconspicuous town marches to the beat of its own drum. Join the Townsmen as we explore the amazing food, unique history, and heavy metal lore found in Pantego. Detours include…
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Top Texas Christmas Album - Willie Nelson, 'Pretty Paper'
In this special holiday episode, Tolle, John-Waddy, and Chris explore their favorite Texas Christmas album, Willie Nelson's 1979 classic 'Pretty Paper.' Discussion topics include why Willie Nelson is essentially Santa, favorite all-time Christmas album recommendations, and the debut of an…
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Tyler, Texas: Home of Roses and Paul Cauthen
Tyler, Texas is a magical place in the pines of East Texas! Hang with your Townsmen as they discuss interesting facts and notable nuances within the Rose Capital of the World. Since the artist hails from Tyler, we’ll also discuss the #25 Top Texas album of all time, Paul Cauthen’s Room 41. A true...
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San Marcos: Mermaid Capitol of Texas!
San Marcos, Texas is a college river town with a fascinating history! It’s home to the ancient Clovis people, George Strait, and Glurpo the terrifying underwater clown! Listen in as the Sprawlmageddon Boyz discuss the mermaids of Aquarina Springs, Ralph the swimming pig, and other strange...
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The Top 25 Texas Albums: No. 18 - Kacey Musgraves, 'Golden Hour'
The Sprawlmageddon Boyz have explored every musical corner of the Lone Star State to unearth the greatest 25 albums ever created! In this episode, we explore and discuss the number 18 album on our all-time list, “Golden Hour,” by Kacey Musgraves. It’s an electro-country-disco masterpiece! Connect...
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The Top 25 Texas Albums: No. 10 - Butthole Surfers, 'Locust Abortion Technician'
Your Townsmen have scoured the music archives to discover the greatest 25 Texas albums ever created! In this Masterworks episode, we explore and discuss the number 10 album on our all-time list, the abrasive classic from 1987, “Locust Abortion Technician,” by the Butthole Surfers. Yum yum!…
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Don't Eat the Purple Corn Dogs: A Study of Outsider Art & Culture in Texas!
From the mythically odd behavior of Bigfoot Wallace, to the unique films of Mike Judge and Wes Anderson, Texas creatives have a history of cooking up the absurd! Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz as they discuss some of their favorite oddball films and art made by Texans- all while Jack's digestive...
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Conroe & Weird Football Mascots!
Texas is full of surprises! The Townsmen take a look at Margaritaville in Conroe and the oddities of resort life before examining several small towns and the history of their whacked out football mascots. Detours include a truly bizarre creation myth, doo-wop noises, and Jack forcing Steely Dan...
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McKinney: Everyone in McKinney is Dead?!
McKinney, Texas is known for the iconic film Benji, a viral weatherman moment, a fake Croatian village, and so much more! Join the Sprawlmaggedon Boyz as they discuss the legend of DFW weatherman Pete Delkus, the numerous champions of obscure sports hailing from McKinney, and how Higgins the dog...
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Fort Worth & The West-o-plex: Expect Cat Robots!
The Sprawlmageddon Boyz are back in Fort Worth for a deeper look at Hell's Half Acre, Top O' Hill Terrace, and the criminal underworld of Jacksboro Highway in the 1940s. We'll also explore a historic Prince concert at a Burleson country and western bar, the new state park that began with a bar...
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Texas Movies Episode - Part 2!
It’s movie time! Join the Townsmen as they discuss three spectacular Texas films, all featuring guys with strange haircuts. We’ll explore the Coen Brothers interpretation of a Cormac McCarthy’s masterpiece; the iconic 1989 TV series Lonesome Dove; and The Iron Claw- a tragic tale of the Von Erich...
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Lubbock: Hub City!
Lubbock is the land of sunshine and cotton- an unlikely place for the emergence of Buddy Holly and early rock and roll. Join the Townsmen as they discuss an eerie UFO sighting in the area, the impact of Lubbockites on popular music, and some must-see things to do when visiting Hub City. Detours...
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Oak Cliff: Mind Your Business!
Is Oak Cliff a neighborhood, a city, or a state of mind? Depends who you ask! Join the townsmen as they explore this vibrant, creative community and all it has to offer. We discuss the influence of the greatest rebounder in NBA history, a prominent early blues musician, and an assassin, all of…
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Winter Wonderland - Texas Style!
Texas gets extremely cold!? Who knew?! Join your humble Townsmen as they discuss the coldest, snowiest and most spectacular winter sites the Lone Star State has to offer. They'll also explore Cisco, where the infamous Santa Clause robbery took place, and share their favorite travel destinations...
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Garland: Lightning, Robocop & a UFO Cult!
Hang with the Sprawlmageddon Boyz as they discuss Garland- home of the 1990s UFO Cult of Taiwanese Cowboys, a pro golfer who got struck by lightning, and the highest rated pizza in all of Texas! Detours include Tolle's own wild encounter with lightning and a glorious Robocop statue without a…
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New Braunfels - Aggressively Chill!
The German roots of fabulous New Braunfels are present throughout the city, as are wonderful opportunities to relax and cut loose! Join the Townsmen as they discuss the best historic dance halls, pro-tips for floating the river, and the most scenic drive in the lone star state. Detours include...
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Texas Gulf: The Coast with the Most!
Endangered sea turtles, rare birds and Jeep owners alike all flock to these southern shores, while rockets take flight overhead! Hang with the Townsmen as they discuss interesting stuff that has washed ashore, cool creatures, space funerals, and a power ranking of Texas beaches. Detours include…
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Texas Author Spotlight: Justin Carter!
In this special mini-episode, Jack aka John Waddy hijacks the show for an interview with Justin Carter, whose debut poetry collection Brazos explores coming-of-age in a small town on the Texas Gulf Coast. Justin talks about how Brazos came together, what life is like as a Texas transplant living…
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The Football Episode!
It’s football time in Texas! Join the Townsmen as they explore how this beautiful, violent sport became a unifying force in the lone star state. We’ll discuss our favorite strange high school mascots, defunct football teams that made their mark, and how the chaos of the 1993 Oilers season may...
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Marfa: The City that Cleans Itself!
Marfa, Texas is not only a beautiful desert mountain town, but also an international art Mecca! Join the Townsmen as we discuss the multiple award-winning movies filmed there, favorite sites, and the enigmatic Marfa lights! We’ll also delve into the minimalist art masterpieces of Donald Judd, the...
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San Antonio: Texas History & British Rockstar Hijinx!
What do heroes of the Alamo have in common with The Sex Pistols? They both had their last stand in San Antonio! We discuss the violent incident that made Jim Bowie the stuff of legend; how Phil Collins and Ozzie Osborne contributed to the legacy of The Alamo; and the amazing history and culture...
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East Texas: Secrets Behind the Pine Curtain!
Join the Texperts as we explore East Texas! A land full of rich history, hidden swimming holes, and plenty of Bigfoot sightings. We take a look at Nacogdoches-where the Marx Brothers first tried comedy; Jefferson-land of ghosts galore; and the Texarkana killer whose weapon of choice was a knife...
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Best of Year 1: Megasode!
It's our one year anniversary special! Join the Townsmen for a few laughs as we look back at 25 episodes of Tex-ellence. We'll stroll down memory lane and explore our favorite episodes, magnificent meltdowns, and funny moments that brought the show to a halt. Sit back, relax, and prepare to be...
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El Paso: Sunny Side Up with Jonny Cruz!
Actor, voiceover artist, and El Paso native Jonny Cruz joins The Townsmen to share how the Sun City influenced him and his true gift of “being an idiot!” We also discuss the ‘Four Dead in Five Seconds’ gunfight from 1881 and the 600 lb exotic beasts that roam the hills of El Paso. Detours include...
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Texas Music - Special Episode!
Texas has a rich musical history, and we're exploring some of the state's finest artists across genres! Hang with the Sprawlmageddon Boyz as we discuss these lone star legends: The 13th Floor Elevators - 00:09:30 Selena - 00:21:00 Khruangbin - 00:26:00 That Mexican OT - 00:34:00 Erykah Badu -...
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Houston: Slime in the Ice Machine!
Houston is brimming with world class arts, top tier medical institutions, and Nissan Altimas without license plates (the burner phone of vehicles!) Join The Townsmen for a look at the influential music and writing happening in Houston; odd and interesting sites, restaurants and museums; and a…
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Plano: Culdesacs of Excellence with Mike Nagel!
Author Mike Nagel joins The Townsmen to discuss hot air balloons, bizarre Frito-Lay offerings, and his new book, Culdesac! As a Plano resident, he's chock full of hot Plano tips. Detours include elite combat realtors, ghosts, and suggestions for turning Mike's next book into a pyramid scheme!...
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Texas Movies: Special Episode!
Join the Townsman as they discuss a few quintessential Texas films! These movies ooze lone star loveliness. Also, learn how our co-host Dick was tricked into watching Battlefield Earth, one of the worst films ever made! 02:45 - The 3 Burials of Melquiades Estrada 27:50 - The Thin Blue Line 30:14…
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Amarillo: Bomb City!
The Amarillo area is home to the largest canyon in Texas, massive bizarre art installations, and the iconic Route 66. But did you know it's also where America's nuclear weapons are assembled!? Join the Townsmen as they discuss this, along with the creative geniuses who have called Amarillo home-...
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Grand Prairie: They Never Caught that Cobra!
Whatever happened to that cobra? He could be at any number of wonderful Grand Prairie attractions! Great restaurants, a water park, and Ripley’s Believe it or Not are just a few of the sites Grand Prairie has to offer people and escaped cobras alike. The Townsmen explore the international game of...
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Austin: Slightly More Food Trucks than Other Places!
Austin is full of history, music, and fun! Join the Townsmen as they discuss favorite spots, swimming holes, and examples of their poor decision making while visiting the state capital. Detours include strange facts about bats, the Armadillo World Headquarters, and whether or not the aptly named...
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Extra Cozy Christmas Special!
The Townsmen are full of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss yuletide injuries, parenting challenges caused by Santa, and Texas towns that do Christmas like no other. Detours include Santa leaving a glitter trail in Gabe’s childhood bedroom, the tripped out Kacey Musgraves holiday special, and...
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Irving: Pupusas, Bronze Horses & Crystal’s Pizza!
With a 21’ tall origami pegasus, the largest margarita mug in Texas, and giant bronze horse sculptures, Irving, Texas is larger than life! Join the Townsmen as they discuss the culture, cuisine, and history or Irving, one of the most diverse zip codes in America. We’ll stroll down memory lane and...
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Odessa - City of Contrasts!
There’s a lot more to Odessa, Texas than oil and roughnecks! Join the Townsmen as they explore the home of pumpjack parties, meteor impacts, Stonehenge replicas, and a theatrically violent popcorn performance known as Summer Mummers. Detours include alien contact, Gabe’s sheep debacle, and…
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Fredericksburg: Texas Heart, German Soul!
Welcome to Fredericksburg, Texas! This charming hill-country town has its own unique architecture and language. It’s also home to former president LBJ, World War II legend Chester Nimitz, and lots of fancy moms wandering around looking for wine and antiques! Of course we’ll swing by Enchanted…
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Frisco: Progress in Motion & Meatballs!
Frisco, Texas is the fully-sprawled home of the National Videogame Museum, the headquarters of the Dallas Cowboys, and influential Danish metal musician King Diamond. Join your 4 loyal Townsmen as they discuss their favorite Cowboys public relations meltdowns, bizarre minor-league sports bits,...
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Fort Worth: The Big Juicy!
Hell’s Half-Acre is no more, but there’s still plenty of action in Fort Worth! From a world class zoo and museums to a plethora of amazing restaurants, your humble townsmen explore it all. We set our cowboy spirits free, sharing our favorite hikes and natural areas around the metroplex. Special...
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Odds & Burnt Ends: Season 1 Wrap Up
The Sprawlmaggedon Boyz share some final nuggets to close out season 1, including a secret swamp in Dallas, lake pirates, and how a Lil’ Kim T-shirt from the clearance rack started it all! Detours include a sneak peek at season 2 and fun doomsday predictions. Listen to this episode or the…
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Dallas Part 1: Big D!
Dallas is chock full of splendor, influence and intrigue! Join us for an up-close and personal look at the town that gave us the most influential blues album of all time, the frozen margarita machine, and a giant eyeball! The Townsmen share the fascinating histories of Deep Ellum and La Reunion…
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Waco: Six Shooter of the Bible Belt!
Hop in with the Townsmen for this roadtrip to Waco! Of course we're stopping in West for kolaches and klobasniks and paying tribute to the legendary Willie Nelson in his birthplace of Abbott. In Waco, we explore the unique ecosystem of mammoth skeletons, biker wars, a baptist college, and the…
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Denton: North of Ordinary!
Fabulous Denton, Texas has everything visitors could want and more - jazz, horses, great restaurants, and even a pig-man! Come hang with the Townsmen as they discuss live music meltdowns in "Little D," the pig-man's ties to the cowboy mafia, and the attributes that make Denton quite possibly the...
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Grapevine: Aged to Perfection!
In 1843, Sam Houston invited ten Native American chiefs to Grape Vine Prairie, an area that would one day become Grapevine, TX. His aim was to proclaim brotherhood with the chiefs, lay the groundwork for a treaty, and showcase his killer purple velvet suit & bowie knife. While camping there, it's...
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Hurst-Euless-Bedford: You Might Find Centaur Remains!
There's nothing mid about these mid-cities! Come hang out with the Sprawlmageddon Boyz as they discuss fast food, dying malls, and other features that make life in the center of the metroplex so, so sweet. Learn about the world's tallest dog Zeus, who hails from Bedford. Hear the townsmen's...
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Galveston: It's Island Time!
The first of our ROADTRIP episodes exploring lands beyond DFW. Galveston started as a pirate colony and smuggling hub, and is now home to dolphins, ghosts and tourists alike! Notable Galvestonians include the first black heavyweight boxing champ Jack Johnson, Jean Lafitte (the inspiration behind...
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Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz for a closer look at the marvelous municipalities, wonderful weirdos, and favorite creative finds across Texas! Whether savoring the sprawl of big cities or winding along backcountry roads, come hang out as we discuss bizarre histories, personal anecdotes, and legendary tales of the lone star state. We might even make up some of our own. Get cozy with the Townsmen and plan your next trip...or maybe this IS the trip!
HOSTED BY
Tolle, John Waddy, Chris & Friends
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Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz for a closer look at the marvelous municipalities, wonderful weirdos, and favorite creative finds across Texas! Whether savoring the sprawl of big cities or winding along backcountry roads, come hang out as we discuss bizarre histories, personal anecdotes, and legendary...
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