TBD3B

Episodes

1. 36

   #36.5 - Special: Live from Peru! (feat. Andrei)

   S?E2 An unreleased, cut episode from 6/13/23

   Jun 17, 2023

   2h 21m
2. 36

   #36 - Note to future self (feat. Olivia)

   S5E6 Thanks so much to Olivia for coming on! That's it for us this season, see you in the next chapter! 00:00 Preamble: Warmup 01:15 Intro 08:43 The cards 13:02 Science fair 18:05 DS 28:36 Pittsburgh outlook 36:56 Indiana 42:07 Where next 46:29 The master(s) plan 1:03:23 Waking up early? A bit…

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   May 11, 2023

   2h 16m
3. 35

   #35 - My idea of a joke (feat. Kachi)

   S5E5 Thanks so much to Kachi for coming on! 00:53 Intro 09:10 Has it hit you? 15:33 My idea of a joke 21:50 Last carnival 29:56 Musical men 1:03:44 Having a collapsed lung and arthritis at the same time 1:27:22 Pat's marathon journey 1:32:24 Weak mental and competitions 1:39:32 Self help doesn't...

   Apr 28, 2023

   4h 17m
4. 34

   #34 - Literally no hands

   S5E4 Learn more about playable quotes 00:00 Preamble: Rant 01:25 Intro: One week remaining 13:23 Travelling fatigue 16:04 1, 2, white power 22:41 Welcome to Philly 26:38 Bem vindo a Lisboa 35:31 Ring for food 44:44 What's a filesystem? 49:25 Casual hard r 52:46 Bones included 54:38 Blind man…

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   Apr 20, 2023

   2h 07m
5. 33

   #33 - Because God told me to

   S5E3 00:34 Intro: We are stupid and this is not episode 32 05:27 What interesting things do you do Pat? 17:45 Elan's turn 28:20 Because God told me to: Competitive TF2, never again... 1:04:31 Dark and Severance: A+ shows 1:09:58 Real life maps and evaporating people 1:24:31 Cancer detecting...

   Apr 3, 2023

   2h 15m
6. 32

   #32 - Just smile and nod

   S5E2 00:06 WE GOT HACKED 08:58 Fifty hours of hell 17:38 Kolkata 30:19 Qatar is like Disney World 33:59 The Holi experience 38:39 A day in Doha 42:57 Miracles blessed our fathers 46:31 Quran on the plane 58:34 It's not sustainable 1:09:04 Vocab is king 1:14:50 Miami airport is ASS 1:16:56 Just...

   Mar 18, 2023

   2h 00m
7. 31

   #31 - We're back

   S5E1 We're back 00:00 Preamble: The past voice 02:42 Intro: The old and the new 13:27 Costa Rica 20:52 Always busy in Chicago 42:30 Working at Optiver 53:05 Credit cards 58:26 Portugal ou Brasil? 1:06:11 Business class disaster 1:15:29 The places and the people 1:30:20 Starting new 1:38:13 Time…

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   Mar 4, 2023

   5h 02m
8. 7

   #7.5 - Special: Unreleased

   S?E1 An unreleased, cut episode from 4/25/21

   Feb 28, 2023

   1h 03m
9. 30

   #30 - Dude, I hate India (feat. Tejas)

   S4E7 Thanks to Tejas for being amazing as always. See you all in season 5! 00:00 Preamble bloopers 00:24 Intro 04:40 Post graduation plans 18:47 D- diversity grade 21:06 How many people do you know in your year? 37:02 CMU review: 26 classes tier list 1:31:43 US Steel 1:35:20 Cold 1:38:35…

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   May 10, 2022

   3h 13m
10. 29

    #29 - Let's get a girlfriend to make her jealous (feat. Manish)

    S4E6 Thanks to Manish for being an incredible guest! 00:00 Preamble bloopers 00:20 Intro 01:07 Stat + ML is a scam 14:36 Starting as a philosophy major 31:12 Manish doesn't like the US 53:07 Manish's college application journey 1:09:31 Keeping up with your past friends 1:12:13 Do you eat with…

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    Apr 26, 2022

    3h 10m
11. 28

    #28 - Cultural illiteracy

    S4E5 00:00 Preamble bloopers 00:54 Intro: tired 03:29 Coffee and chocolate 06:33 Pre-college late nights 13:52 Your role in your friend group 18:00 Humanities is good 26:11 GPA hack 38:32 Cultural illiteracy 1:01:41 Optiver trip 1:51:43 No more masks, other life changes 1:57:08 Conclusion

    Mar 28, 2022

    2h 00m
12. 27

    #27 - The best week of my fucking life (feat. Len)

    S4E4 00:00 Preamble bloopers 01:24 Intro 02:17 The best week of my fucking life 04:49 Scuba-diving and other Sarasota tidbits 52:25 Kayak disaster 1:05:45 Spoilers: The Irishman + Tubing 1:19:30 The Giraldo family <3 1:38:23 Elan has a profound moment 2:00:57 Interesting Uber driver #1 2:09:55 A...

    Mar 14, 2022

    4h 14m
13. 26

    #26 - Only good memories

    S4E3 00:00 Premable 00:25 Intro: one year 06:30 OS 13:04 Ukraine won't exist 18:46 Wordle 26:21 Berkeley NIMBYs 33:40 Your flowers are ugly 34:58 Your garage is where? 50:22 Insulting gifts 56:37 Only good memories: LEGOs are the goat toy 1:21:54 Only good memories: LEGO Universe 1:31:50 Only…

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    Feb 27, 2022

    2h 07m
14. 25

    #25 - Something changed

    S4E2 00:00 Preamble bloopers 01:45 Intro 02:40 Something changed 26:50 Funny Uber story 29:40 10/150 34:22 Attention deficit 36:35 OS first impressions 39:44 Nearly exposed as a fraud 44:24 Professors don't want learning for all 47:42 Mysterious Erdmann 52:03 Elan is built for school 56:18 Git...

    Feb 8, 2022

    1h 50m
15. 24

    #24 - Nothing changed

    S4E1 SUB TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL 00:00 Welcome to season 4 03:47 Elan's new laptop 09:59 Nothing changed 13:11 Short attention span 17:20 Fake goals 21:27 Learning French 53:15 mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-dix-neuf 1:06:54 Mixed (Spiderman: No Way Home spoilers) 1:19:12 Elan got COVID 1:37:25 Mixed…

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    Jan 18, 2022

    2h 52m
16. 23

    #23 - Nothing ever changes

    S3E7 See you in season 4 00:00 Get paid, get laid 07:07 451 18:17 Standards grading 23:29 Where's Spanish school 29:35 Pee away your good luck 32:43 Christmas 48:19 60fps 55:30 Jury dooty 1:03:58 Linux bad lol 1:08:28 Posture 1:16:49 Hiring barista, discrete math required 1:27:14 Sibling...

    Dec 12, 2021

    2h 52m
17. 22

    #22 - Not sponsored (feat. Ayoub)

    S3E6 Some parts beeped due to safety reasons 00:00 Preamble 01:32 Intro: The end of Amazon 08:01 Ayoub's time at Appian (not sponsored) 13:05 Two pizzas 18:17 Friends in the workplace 23:52 The Qatari oil prince experience 28:42 What nationality is Ayoub? 31:48 Embassy sponsored soccer fields:...

    Nov 20, 2021

    2h 24m
18. 21

    #21 - Have cake and die

    S3E5 Next episode will be special 00:00 Preamble 1:01 Intro: TSA pre check 5:14 iCarly 8:30 I am slacking 9:46 How Elan finally decided between Citadel and Optiver internship 37:39 Have cake and die 42:20 Fortune favors the undeserved 55:58 It's no big deal 1:00:10 TSIL 1:03:03 You will always be...

    Nov 11, 2021

    2h 09m
19. 20

    #20 - A bad week

    S3E4 Last 3 weeks have been very busy, sorry for the delay! 00:00 A bad week 14:18 A less bad week 27:13 Why Elan loves Optiver 33:23 Important notice to SCS people! 39:20 Life game 51:34 Ronny Chieng 1:04:32 Rustin 1:07:59 Useless Cop (Squid Game spoilers) 1:18:43 Translation clickbait 1:21:51...

    Nov 6, 2021

    2h 19m
20. 19

    #19 - Please email, don't call

    S3E3 Joe biden meme 3D printed beef 00:00 Preamble 1 01:36 Preamble 2 02:11 Intro 03:41 Elan's first in person interview 19:31 Frosty interviewers 22:06 Interview talk apathy 24:47 The fun parts of the Chicago trip 39:32 Calamari for Calamari 45:58 Elan's mom is IRONWOMAN 48:53 Career 54:02 Where...

    Oct 17, 2021

    2h 07m
21. 18

    #18 - Pretty ez tbh

    S3E2 00:00 Preamble 01:07 Intro: emergency phone 03:01 Pretty hard tbh 07:57 Professors that leave an impression 12:58 Oregon gas stations 15:35 Useless jobs 18:21 Amazon status update 27:40 High school freedom was 3 years ago 36:50 Cold war close calls + China 42:38 Albus Dumbledore and Airpods...

    Oct 3, 2021

    1h 48m
22. 17

    #17 - You know this is the 12th floor, right?

    S3E1 Took a while to edit, sorry for the mic issues 00:00 Foreward (some mic issues this episode) 00:59 Intro 02:53 Coin shortage 06:38 Beef already 07:52 Elan got contacts 14:47 Part-time student 22:12 Elan's move-in day disaster 35:18 Pat's move-in day, a bit less eventful 42:55 Electric…

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    Sep 25, 2021

    1h 35m
23. 16

    #16 - He's turning green (feat. Len)

    S2E8 Thanks again to Len for being an amazing guest! See you all in season 3! 00:00 Intro: the seasons 02:45 Back to Pittsburgh (soon) 09:25 Recent heatwaves 12:49 Len's summer time in Pittsburgh 18:31 Len review Amazon vs Capital One software internship 39:07 Elan's end of internship troubles...

    Aug 16, 2021

    3h 17m
24. 15

    #15 - Phallic rock

    S2E7 00:00 Preamble 00:32 Intro: Elan's Hawai'i trip 04:41 American Airlines suck 08:08 Golf 11:41 New York 15:19 Tiger Woods, Olympics and airlines 22:40 Hawai'i tour guide 30:20 Phallic rock 35:05 The one lane road to Hana 50:39 Hawai'i food is expensive 1:03:27 Wind and rainbows 1:09:06 Pat's...

    Aug 8, 2021

    2h 21m
25. 14

    #14 - Alex Jones was right

    S2E6 A shorter one. We'll be back in around two weeks! 00:00 Foreward 00:35 Intro: Internship work updates 05:35 Which classes have been the most useful? 14:44 Does anybody listen anymore? 19:59 Memorable group projects 40:34 Elan's upcoming Hawaii trip 52:30 Alex Jones was right (Spoilers for...

    Jul 27, 2021

    1h 17m
26. 13

    #13 - Who is Riley Reid?

    S2E5 00:00 Preamble 00:26 Intro 04:01 Steam summer sale + games 14:04 Science fair 23:18 CS origins 28:48 Only ONE temporary variable 33:29 Java and other stupid languages 43:43 GPA 47:46 Science fair pt2 50:37 Baja Fresh + Big Al's 1:01:14 Who is Riley Reid? 1:07:17 Random Childhood topics…

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    Jul 13, 2021

    2h 09m
27. 12

    #12 - Why do you have nothing done (feat. Seaver)

    S2E4 Special guest episode with Seaver! 00:00 Intro 00:36 The recent PNW heatwave 02:43 Seaver in Seattle 11:16 Seaver's fun fact 13:06 Getting started with swimming 20:29 Seaver, the chess master 28:44 112, 122 and other classes 38:14 Gap semester, work ambitions 45:16 Seaver's Amazon experience...

    Jun 27, 2021

    2h 12m
28. 11

    #11 - The black episode

    S2E3 Juneteenth story 00:00 Preamble: Teacher couples 02:37 Preamble: Elan reads slowly 11:24 Preamble: Wikipedia bloat 21:13 Preamble: The World Book and encyclopedias 28:11 Preamble: Teacher Couples pt2 34:08 Preamble: Each year is less significant 38:05 Preamble: Talking to older people 41:54...

    Jun 19, 2021

    2h 03m
29. 10

    #10 - Woman and kitchen

    S2E2 Warzone being sued by Activision TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Preamble: 6 guys in one room (addition to Elan going to New York story from last episode) 01:42 Preamble: Bed sizes 08:22 Preamble: Tall people and black people 17:31 Preamble: Statistics is messy 24:49 Preamble: Planes 28:22 Preamble: Trucks...

    Jun 14, 2021

    2h 13m
30. 9

    #9 - Guess the killer

    S2E1 00:00 Preamble 00:29 Intro 00:57 Seasons 03:20 The end of TBD3B Season 1, a reflection 09:47 Scheduling new classes 11:55 Elan's New York trip pt1 15:30 Life is getting back to normal 21:04 Elan's New York trip pt2 36:44 English has 12 tenses 45:43 The Boys (Spoiler Warning) 1:04:30 3 Idiots...

    May 30, 2021

    2h 17m
31. 8

    #8 - Citizenship for taco trucks

    S1E8 Article about British people and meat Yeah Russia video about visiting the USA and smile culture Child getting spanked video that sparked the citizenship topic 00:00 Preamble 00:13 Intro 03:55 What could've been 09:47 Tall talk 14:55 Done with (more than) half of college 21:53 Elan's...

    May 17, 2021

    2h 22m
32. 7

    #7 - Coffee for lawn

    S1E7 00:00 Intro 04:08 Ok, we're talking about Beverly Cleary now 05:13 Beverly Cleary and Audiobooks 15:53 Elan's gripe with Black Mirror's "Hang the DJ" 21:22 Interactive movies 26:42 Brave browser and free crypto money 36:45 Pat missed out on Dogecoin 44:43 Diversity 47:31 Elan's Communist...

    May 2, 2021

    2h 24m
33. 6

    #6 - He dropkicked a kid (feat. Gus)

    S1E6 Our first episode with a guest, Gus! Lots of really fun stories 00:00 Preamble 00:20 Intro (Welcome Gus!) 01:15 Canadian vs American units 11:53 Growing up near the 6 14:52 Canada doesn't have middle school 18:48 Does Gus plan on staying in the United States? 24:14 Elementary school...

    Apr 18, 2021

    2h 19m
34. 5

    #5 - We just sat in the parking lot

    S1E5 The Problem with Referring to Women as "Females" Stop calling Women Females 00:00 Intro 01:08 YouTube recommendation algorithm 07:42 Smalin 12:18 Female is disrespectful 27:31 A student definition of deadlines 36:48 Year-long vs semesters vs quarters/trimesters 43:26 What are exams good for?...

    Apr 10, 2021

    2h 25m
35. 4

    #4 - 3rd grader CIA spy

    S1E4 00:00 Preamble 1 00:26 Preamble 2 01:09 Intro 01:49 Salt 09:39 Kids and tech 12:15 Elan's third grader CIA spy training class 17:02 Standardized tests 23:27 Click here if you are Hispanic/Latino 37:08 The return of apart vs a part 40:33 ; = ? 55:33 Other world languages 1:02:12 Becoming a…

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    Apr 4, 2021

    2h 03m
36. 3

    #3 - The "Nibba In Sha Allah" manifesto

    S1E3 Some links that we talked about: 1) "Nibba In Sha Allah" actual news story Affadavit for the court case 2) Bald and Bankrupt Dossier 3) Man and baby in elephant cage TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 A note about the episode 01:09 Preamble 06:58 Intro 07:34 Becoming night owls 12:57 "Africa, the country,"…

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    Mar 21, 2021

    2h 28m
37. 2

    #2 - Aggressive anal swabs

    S1E2 00:00 Preamble 01:27 Intro 03:03 Looking forward to the fall and vaccines 08:58 What's the career paths for lots of college majors? 13:01 What would Elan do if he didn't study CS 19:08 Return to button, reject smartphone 21:21 As a leftie (hander) 35:47 APART vs A PART 39:20 Fads during the...

    Mar 13, 2021

    1h 59m
38. 1

    #1 - Mickey Mouse does blackface

    S1E1 First episode! 00:00 Bloopers 01:06 Elan's discord photo origin 04:50 Elan's steam name 07:13 Nare and Sajet 08:06 Who's even listening 09:12 Clothing time capsule 13:39 Elan's airplane stories 18:14 Avatar, the Last Airbender movie 24:27 Why do people use Disney plus and paramount plus…

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    Feb 27, 2021

    1h 31m