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Tea For Two
by Adam and Leanne
The banter of two married entertainers stuck in lockdown with no audience
Episodes
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Tea For Two Episode 55: We really got our money's worth out of that penny
From picking up a penny to spending one, this week's episode is full of babble and gabble as Adam and Leanne discuss the many variations of penny phrases for Lucky Penny Day, Leanne's experience with a she-wee and they chat about the benefits of cranberry juice with absolutely no knowledge on the...
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Tea For Two Episode 54: Hella chonky
Just shy of an hour, this week's episode has everything! Film reviews, really bad mountain jokes, a rundown of Adam and Leanne's favourite burgers, an actual scientist* with actual scientific facts, a lowlight that turns into a rant, an extra noisy interruption from Hattie the dog, mushy…
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Tea For Two Episode 53: You’re the chaos in my sanity
On this episode of Tea for Two, Adam and Leanne talk about tea for six as they hosted a tea party earlier in the week! They also ask some important questions like, "Where have the socks gone?", "Why is the sunset different from 76 years ago?" and "Why do we have so much cake?!" They talk about…
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Tea For Two Episode 52: 175,364 seconds
They say that the first year is the toughest, but they made it! Tea For Two is one! If you've tuned in for the past 52 weeks, you know to expect crazy shenanigans and banter alongside some crappy jokes and film reviews. On this week's episode, find out just how bad Leanne is at puns (and how bad...
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Tea For Two Episode 51: The one before the 52nd
In another jam-packed, or should we say jelly-packed ramble of a show, Adam and Leanne chat about their week, including Adam's birthday surprises and adventures. Adam attempts to talk like Shakespeare, they review television, films and even wine as they go oot and aboot and take the show on the...
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Tea For Two Episode 50: I'm not bloody 50!
On this week's episode, Adam celebrates his birthday in the hopes that everyone listens to this on the day it is published - his birthday! They also celebrate Mushroom Day which also happens to fall on Adam's birthday and they talk a lot about Leanne's current obsession with garlic, which has...
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Tea For Two Episode 49: Cheap as hotdogs
On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about their eventful Easter with a 6ft tall rabbit, they discuss April Fool's pranks and chat about some surprisingly good and even more surprisingly bad films. Find out how postboxes, dogs, cow's bums and Adam's mother link together in this week's...
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Tea For Two Episode 48: A-B-C-B
In the second of the back-to-back episodes, Adam talks about his VHS-cover fame and Leanne discovers a milk that tastes like chocolate... and it's not chocolate milk! They also chat about their string of bad luck with cars this week! Jokes, films reviews and lots of laughs! You can find us on...
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Tea For Two Episode 47: This is the week that was
Thought you'd missed last week's episode? Fear not, there wasn't one! So here we have the first of two back-to-back episodes! Find out how Adam and Leanne were involved in a "high speed" chase involving the Police! Hear about how a big pizza chain was reported to the Police! ... And they talk…
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Tea For Two Episode 46: Cup of covid
Happy Tea For Two day! A day dedicated to the activity of drinking tea with a friend, not a day dedicated to this podcast! But that day will come! On this week's episode, Adam and Leanne give an insight into their crazy lives with Leanne's clumsiness, another online shopping mishap and a very...
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Tea For Two Episode 45: A hot minute
DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC! It might be Panic Day but calm down, pour yourself a cuppa or a can of wine and enjoy this week's episode where Adam and Leanne discuss the week's highs and lows, from cancelled events to Leanne's new-found crooning talents. Good days, bad deliveries and PEOPLE PETTING…
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Tea For Two Episode 44: The one with all the slurp noises
This week, on Tea For Two, Adam and Leanne chat about Boris' roadmap to normality, kissing in movies during a pandemic, words Leanne doesn't like and Adam lifts the curtain on some behind the scenes podcast practices. Tune in to find out how Adam was a victim of fraud and how Leanne had a similar...
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Tea For Two Episode 43: My dogs are barking
While chatting about National Dog Biscuit Day, Adam and Leanne accidentally dig up a pawsome unplanned theme for this week's episode! They chat about their superstar pup, Hattie and coincidentally, the joke theme this week is also dogs! As usual, expect highlights, lowlights, film chat and a lot…
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Tea For Two Episode 42: Eff you, Facebook, you mother-effer
Even the PoPo can't stop this week's episode as Adam and Leanne have a brush with the law! It's not just the local constabulary that are after them - tune in to find out why Adam's in trouble with the Facebook police too! Food, food, glorious food and fun in the snow make their way into this…
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Tea For Two Episode 41: Listenership
Love is in the air on this week's episode as Adam and Leanne celebrate National Pizza Day... Oh, and it's almost Valentine's Day! The pair don their deerstalkers and magnifying glasses to finally uncover the case of the mystery cheese and also bring you a pizza exposé*! Frying pan jokes (yes, you...
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Tea For Two Episode 40: I did a 4 hour tour round the harbour and got off 9 months later
In this week's episode, Adam and Leanne celebrate Groundhog Day and are joined by elf, pirate, traveller and author, Nigel Laight to chat about his adventures across land and sea and his new venture writing novels. From outdoing The Proclaimers to dreams of becoming a cowboy, they talk all things...
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Tea For Two Episode 39: Coronavir-arse
A musical theatre intro and some musical theatre anecdotes sandwich this week's episode of crazy chit chat as Adam and Leanne remain on the national naughty step of lockdown. Their questions from last week are answered, huzzar! They talk about their love of wrestling and wrestlers in film, Adam's...
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Tea For Two Episode 38: Swug
On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about how they celebrated their lockdown anniversary with a cruelty-free at-home spa, vegan leather gifts and Leanne's military operation of serving Chinese takeaway. They also chat about Leanne's love of popcorn for National Popcorn Day and have many...
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Tea For Two Episode 37: Await the return of Lady Laverne
On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne are joined by barber, vintage vinyl DJ, model, swing jive dance teacher and Drag Queen, Jivin' Jim Dandy! They chat about lockdown livestreams and being hunted down by the Facebook music police; owning a barbers during lockdown and a nude charity calendar;...
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Tea For Two Episode 36: A plate of beige
Happy New Year! While Hattie snoozes, Adam and Leanne return for the first episode of 2021 with pretty much the same shenanigans as last year! But even more shenaniganey. They chat about doorstep discos, party food dinners and the start of Veganuary. They play some of the hilarious,...
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Tea For Two Episode 35: She giveth and she taketh away
On the last podcast of 2020, Adam and Leanne talk about their hilarious festive adventures driving around the county on their doorstep visits, find out how Adam got a cheeky discount on his Christmas gifts and how one bottle of Jack Daniel's became three! They round up their 26-day film challenge...
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Tea For Two Episode 34: Christmas BS
Merry Christmas, listeners! Tune in to the Christmas edition of Tea for Two with Adam and Leanne. They review the festive films of the week, chat about everyone's favourite party food - the sausage roll and reminisce about when they met, 11 Christmases ago! Poddy the Elf returns for the last time...
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Tea For Two Episode 33: 20% more festive this week
Upon reflection, this week's episode might only be 18% more festive, but that leaves 82% rambling chitter chatter with your favourite festive podcasts hosts, Adam and Leanne. Find out how easy it was for them to hand out free stuff in the street this week! Adam tells a chocolate bar joke he...
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Tea For Two Episode 32: A warm garlicky glow
Don't be fooled by this week's podcast title, there's also a healthy dose of festive glow in the episode too as Adam and Leanne review the week's highs and lows with a double measure of Christmas spirit, fuelled by Christmas treats from Steph's Bakes! They celebrate Pretend to be a Time Traveller...
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Tea For Two Episode 31: Merry Christmask!
Join Adam and Leanne for the first of their lightly festive episodes in the run up to Christmas. As the tier system comes into effect in the UK, Adam gives us the disc jockey run down, Pop Picker style! (It's a lot funnier than it sounds haha) They talk about their week's highlights from light-up...
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Tea For Two Episode 30: Don't push your eyes out to impress girls
On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne are joined by actor, producer and presenter, Peter Duncan, to talk all things Blue Peter - from outrageous stunts to his collection of Blue Peter badges! They chat about staging a panto in your backyard in preparation for his virtual pantomime -...
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Tea For Two Episode 29: Whispers in the wind
On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about lockdown 2.0, from doorstep gigs to non-essential shops. They chat about National Unfriend Day, the Cornetto Trilogy and an audition that went horribly wrong! They review TV shows and films, both great and not-so-great and Adam's jokes are back!...
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Tea For Two Episode 28: Fronglais
On this week's episode, Adam and Leanne continue their interview with Allo Allo's Arthur Bostrom, where they discuss his book, " Good Moaning France - Officer Crabtree's Fronch Phrose Berk", talk about fake news, fake Crabtree's and fake IMDb credits, funny cinema experiences, supporting local…
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Tea For Two Episode 27: Good Moaning
Join Adam and Leanne in another fun-filled episode of quips and babble as lockdown 2.0 looms ever closer, giving these out-of-work entertainers even more time to chat to their favourite performers. They're joined by actor and funny Fronchman, Arthur Bostrom for what will be a two week special!…
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Tea For two Episode 26: The Monster’s Nuts
Join Adam and Leanne for the freakishly fangtastic last instalment of their spooky-themed podcasts where they reminisce about their favourite Halloween gigs, review some films perfect to watch on Halloween and they read another bone-chilling real-life spooky story from a listener! They’re joined…
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Tea For Two Episode 25: Podcastylvania
Join Adam and Leanne for another devilishly delicious episode to celebrate spooky season! Leanne's back from filming away with feedback on Adam's solo podcast last week, find out what made her giggle the most! They talk about their highlights of the week and Leanne's musical guilty pleasure. This...
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Tea For Two Episode 24: Horrody
Adam takes the podcast reigns on the second episode of this month’s screamtastic Halloweenie specials while Leanne is off on top-secret filming adventures. Before she left, they were joined by music producer, studio owner and bassist extraordinaire, Lenny Bunn. They discuss everything from...
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Tea For Two Episode 23: Spoopy
Adam and Leanne welcome the start of spooky season with a frightfully fun episode of Tea for Two! They share their own spooky stories and review the tricks and treats on television, including a film so bad that it was good! Even this week's jokes have a ghostly theme... because the theme is…
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Tea For two Episode 22: Justin's got two big heavy leisure batteries
On this week's podcast Adam and Leanne celebrate International Podcast Day! They're joined by vintage enthusiasts Kara and Justin where they talk about everything from classy wallpaper, car restoration and dancing in the street to rude vegetables, overpriced paint and dead teddybears! You can...
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Tea For Two Episode 21: Chabogie, Flaboogie!
On this week's episode, find out why Leanne is Adam's rant of the week, how a typo caused Leanne to buy the completely wrong thing at the shops and the real reason why their special guest, actor and crafter, Lizzie Goodridge, has started a YouTube channel... and it's not because she speaks fluent...
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Tea For Two Episode 20: Me and you, you and me and us
Adam and Leanne talk about weddings, photoshoots and actual real-life gigs, they discuss how Britain and America compare in talent shows, review an "under new management" antiques magazine and have a rant about their local MP. All of this sandwiched between jibber jabber, jokes, film chat and...
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Tea For Two Episode 19: RAWRGWAWGGR. Wookiee stuff
This week Adam and Leanne are joined by actor, performer, wookiee and body of Supreme Leader Snoke, Ross Sambridge, to talk about his experience in the Star Wars franchise and his perspective on life at over 7ft tall. As always, you can expect lots of banter, jokes, film reviews, highlights…
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Tea For Two Episode 18: Slurpy sex toilet
Cake, live music and the first takeaway since before lockdown are all subjects of discussion this week. Adam and Leanne also talk about some great tv shows and a kick ass female-led film. On top of all that, Adam tells us a few "shocking" stories and a few "wet" jokes and Leanne speaks her mind…
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Tea For Two Episode 17: Lazy eyed chameleon
Another jam-packed show of banter and chit chat as Adam and Leanne talk about pies, Amazon Prime and an actual real life gig! Tune in to hear how Adam gets on with this week's joke theme - dinosaurs. They're also joined by the super talented, singing pin up beauty, Kitten Von Mew to natter about...
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Tea For Two Episode 16: Pretty fly for a white girl
On this week’s episode, Adam and Leanne talk about dancing in the rain, their super powers and their influence on last week’s guest’s new Tik Tok followers. They also chat about films and Adam’s jokes are very cinematic! This week they are joined by old-school variety sensation, Natasha Harper…
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Tea For Two Episode 15: The one where Adam says, "$#!T"
This week, Adam and Leanne chat to Tik Tok Queen, Georgia Fawcett, about princesses, panto, performing in the Middle East and of course, TikTok! Incidentally, TikTok is the listener-suggested theme of this week's jokes for Adam! Find out what the pair have been up to this week, their highlights…
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Tea For Two Episode 14: Just birds
Another fun-filled episode of Tea for Two with Adam and Leanne. No guest this week as the pair were due to start social-distanced performances in their children's theatre before the government paused indoor performances for another few weeks. So, just under an hour of banter and blather from your...
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Tea For Two Episode 13: Pink horrible horrible
A sad day, as War and Peace Revival week has arrived, but no show! But Adam and Leanne are still cheery and are joined by music mogul and the best stage manager around, Chris White. They talk about his incredible start behind the scenes in the music industry, how he's helped raise money for his...
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Tea For Two Episode 12: Swears in vintage
Adam and Leanne return for another episode of banter and random conversation as the UK lockdown continues to keep them at home! They're joined by songbird, Luna Nightingale, for a good chin wag over the phone to talk about her lockdown song recordings, her love for Michael Jackson, backstage boob...
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Tea For Two Episode 11: Howdy
In between a doorbell interruption and some background cameos from next door's dog and what sounds like dinner being made, Adam and Leanne chat about their highlights and rants of the week, their new listeners across the pond, film reviews and Adam's jokes. This week they are joined by Winston...
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Tea For Two Episode 10: In lockdown, no one can hear you chew
Adam and Leanne are back for another episode of chit chat and banter featuring their highlights and rants of the week, film reviews and Adam's jokes. This week they are joined by retro singer and the other half of The Dulcettes, Victoria Bass. They talk about everything lockdown from pushups to...
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Tea For Two Episode 9: Waffles are the poor man's potato
This week's episode is a whole 55 minutes of Adam and Leanne! (Friend of the Week was unavailable due to unforeseen circumstances) So expect the usual banter and chit chat from your favourite out-of-work entertaining couple. The regular segments of film reviews, jokes and weekly highlights return...
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Tea For Two Episode 8: Coronacoaster (Aka The Coronaroaster!)
On this week's extra long, special episode Adam and Leanne talk to West End star, Cassidy Janson! They discuss her wonderful career so far in musical theatre (including her Olivier Award nomination!), the future of the UK theatre industry and of course, lockdown! As always, you can expect Adam…
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Tea For Two Episode 7: Shut your face, put a mask on
Adam and Leanne discuss another week of lockdown, an unconventional Birthday afternoon tea, wearing masks in public areas and of course, what they've been watching (and playing!) and Jokes of The Week. They call Queen of Livestreams, retro singer Miss Holiday Swing, to talk about her lockdown and...
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Tea For Two Episode 6: Seamen, everywhere
As lockdown continues, Adam and Leanne look back on their week at home! Featuring film and TV reviews, Jokes of the Week and lots of banter. This week they're joined by A British War Dance author, Lee Willmore. Contains adult themes. You can find us on social media...
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The banter of two married entertainers stuck in lockdown with no audience
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Adam and Leanne
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The banter of two married entertainers stuck in lockdown with no audience
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