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Teacup Demagogues
by Sally Bland & Gabbie Drab
Notorious female music critics and TikTok nanopersonalities Sally and Gabbie discuss new indie releases and conspire to make the music world an even more unstable place with their godlike theories. Gabbie gathers the bands with buzz, Sally scouts the obscure and unheard. When these indomitable forces combine, they are always very delicately opinionated. Intro music is DETONATION by cool sorcery Outro music is You've Got Friends by Brian Damage Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Thank God My Underwear's Full Of Lead Without You
This week, Sally's guest is Chicago artist and friend Clyde Moreau. The two go ape-crap discussing John Frusciante's Niandra Lades And Usually Just A T-Shirt, their mutual favorite album of all time. Clyde rightfully proposes that this album becomes a staple in every Black household, and Sally...
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Why Am I Trying to Describe This With Words When There Are Perfectly Good Numbers?
White men! We all know they are the most oppressed members of modern society, but what do they think about music? The world has never known the answer to this burning question, until today's revelatory and brave episode of Teacup Demagogues. Gabbie invites friend of the show and professional Man™...
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Introducing: The Infusion on WTDZ Tea 101
WTDZ, Tea 101 presents The Infusion -- rock'n'roll's hottest hits with radio's hottest hosts, Mustang Sally and Gabbie Road. We're taking your requests and brewing up the perfect blend of chart-topping alternative, hip hop, pop, and anything else that steams up your cup. Here are the tunes we're...
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You Can't Be A Dime If You Rhyme Lime And Lime
In this special guest episode, Sally invites Ryan from the band Guster to Teacup Studios™️ to talk about dimes...What are dimes, you ask? They're not just hits, they're perfect songs. Listen as this duo tweak and geek over the best of the best! What makes a song a dime? Who are the parties...
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Put That in Your Syringe and Shoot It, Courtney Love
WOMEN. What do they want? What's the point of them? Why aren't they funny? Can they even make good music? For obvious reasons, Sally and Gabbie cannot answer these questions. But they can rattle off a list of women that they've heard of and hope for the best, and then recommend some new women you...
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Modern Problems Require Modern Scams, Pt. 2: You Wouldn't Hit A Guy With Glasses, Would You?
In the long-awaited (whoopsie!) second part of their Spotify series, the Demagogues explore what can be done to rebalance the music biome. What is this elusive context, and how does the indie artist create it for themselves? What is really happening with "good guy" distributors? What is Spotify...
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Modern Problems Require Modern Scams, Pt. 1
Spotify has made some major changes to how they're paying artists in 2024, and people are pretty pissed about it. People, sure, but what about the Demagogues? Gabbie admits to being a total fraud who actually knows nothing about the music industry, then blithely demands that Sally explain...
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Making Their Little Batmen Kiss
In their riveting first episode of 2024, the Demagogues have finally christened their listeners (welcome, Teacups!). Sally makes chaos coquette by adorning her new year In/Out list with pink bows. Gabbie has big feelings about the poetry of Anthony Kiedis. Oldheads get an intermediate lesson in...
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Why the F&*k Are They Still Making Records?
You were promised an episode about the best albums of 2023, and now you're almost going to get one! Gabbie thinks she's deciphering the AOTY end-of-year list aggregator, but ends up sounding like an overeager crypto-bro failing to impress a first date. Sally quickly tires of lists and explains…
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Arsenic in the Oatmilk
Our slightly frazzled hosts desperately cling to their youth and their stuffed animals by reviving a middle school slumber party mainstay: Fuck/Marry/Kill...with a musical twist. Sally imagines a long life of adventure with Kim Gordon. Gabbie plans Morrissey's murder in upsetting detail. Right…
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Single Foxes (Put A Wood On It)
The girls boldly confess their guilty pleasures. Sally realizes too late that Cherry Poppin' Daddies is not just a creepy band name, but a trending search term on Pornhub. Gabbie gets all worked up and blows her wad (unrelated). Is the pleasure guilty, or were innocent minds unceremoniously…
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Waxed Idiot Savants
Several minutes of complaining about boys before these two grown women can control their emotions and get serious. Gabbie thinks too many bands are compared to My Bloody Valentine. Sally doesn't think these little urchins even know the difference between a genre and a band. Albums covered, in...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Notorious female music critics and TikTok nanopersonalities Sally and Gabbie discuss new indie releases and conspire to make the music world an even more unstable place with their godlike theories. Gabbie gathers the bands with buzz, Sally scouts the obscure and unheard. When these indomitable forces combine, they are always very delicately opinionated.
Intro music is DETONATION by cool sorcery
Outro music is You've Got Friends by Brian Damage
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HOSTED BY
Sally Bland & Gabbie Drab
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Notorious female music critics and TikTok nanopersonalities Sally and Gabbie discuss new indie releases and conspire to make the music world an even more unstable place with their godlike theories. Gabbie gathers the bands with buzz, Sally scouts the obscure and unheard. When these indomitable...
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