Technically Aloud

This episode starts off with a topic we probably weren't qualified to discuss…The guys dive into the new Michael Jackson documentary, the allegations surrounding it, and why people are still debating it all these years later.Then we move on to another important life lesson:🐎 Horseback riding is NOT the most efficient form of transportation.Apparently spending hours on a horse is a great way to discover muscles you didn't know existed... and absolutely destroy your crotch in the process.We also talk about our experience at Itchy-O, and what started as a fun night out quickly started feeling a little... cult-like. The masks. The drums. The chaos. The vibes were questionable.J-Jack shares a story from a recent wedding that did NOT go according to plan, proving once again that weddings are just organized chaos with an open bar.And then comes the moment nobody was asking for...🐍 J-Jack finally eats the piece of snake from Colombia.Spoiler alert: it was disgusting exactly the way everyone expected it would be.To finish things off, Tsack returns with another cursed edition of:📱 Tsack's Algorithm of the WeekAnd somehow the internet manages to get even weirder.🎙️ In This Episode:🎤 The Michael Jackson documentary🐎 Why horseback riding hurts so much🥁 Itchy-O and accidental cult memberships💒 The wedding from hell🐍 J-Jack eats Colombian snake📱 Tsack's Algorithm returns🔥 JOIN THE PATREON 🔥https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkGet exclusive content, behind-the-scenes chaos, bonus clips, and your chance to get FREE signed merch 👀Patreon link in the description!💬 Question of the Week:What's the weirdest food you've ever eaten?Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.And everything is kind of, sort of, legit.#TechnicallyAloud #ComedyPodcast #Podcast #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #ItchyO #ComedyClips #TsacksAlgorithm #Chaos #SnakeMeat

This episode starts with one of the strangest questions we've ever asked:If you lose a limb... can it still itch? 🤔The guys go down a rabbit hole talking about phantom limbs, amputations, and all the weird things the human body does that make absolutely no sense.D-Stacks then shares the story of how he got emancipated at 16 years old, and somehow that turns into a conversation about independence, growing up too fast, and making questionable life decisions.We also dive into the world of AI agents, whether they're the future, and if regular people can actually get rich using them… or if we're already too late.Meanwhile, Tsack takes on his biggest challenge yet:helping J-Jack turn on his sprinklers.Shockingly, it was harder than expected.Then D-Stacks tells one of the wildest stories of the night involving UHF Corp, a mystery package that showed up at his front door, and a series of events that still doesn't make much sense.To wrap things up, we bring back everyone's favorite cursed segment:📱 Tsack's Algorithm of the Week 📱And as always, the internet somehow manages to get even weirder.🎙️ In This Episode:🦿 Phantom limbs & weird body mysteries⚖️ D-Stacks gets emancipated at 16🤖 AI agents & getting rich💦 J-Jack vs his sprinkler system📦 The mystery package story📱 Tsack's Algorithm returns🔥 JOIN THE PATREON 🔥Get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes chaos, bonus clips, and your chance to get FREE signed merch 👀Patreon link in the description!https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink💬 Question of the Week:What's the weirdest unexplained thing that's ever happened to you?Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.And everything is kind of, sort of, legit.#TechnicallyAloud #ComedyPodcast #Podcast #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #AI #Conspiracy #TsacksAlgorithm #Chaos #ComedyClips

D-Stacks is BACK from Colombia! 🇨🇴And apparently he brought souvenirs home… some of which he definitely didn’t ask for 😭This week, D-Stacks breaks down his latest trip to Colombia and explains why that country is absolutely insane this time of year… and honestly, pretty much every time of year.Meanwhile, J-Jack confidently reveals that he believes pouring hot grease down the sink is basically a myth, which immediately raises concerns about both his plumbing and his decision-making.D-Stacks also shares a brutal biking story where he learned an important lesson:sometimes the bike wins.As if that wasn’t enough, J-Jack retells the legendary story of the time D-Stacks got completely eaten by the darkness during a psychedelic experience, and things get weird fast.We also go down the rabbit hole of the mysterious phone booth in the middle of the Nevada desert, because apparently that's a real thing and not the beginning of a horror movie.And of course, no episode would be complete without another questionable edition of Tsack's Algorithm of the Week, where the internet once again proves it was a mistake.🎙️ In This Episode:🇨🇴 D-Stacks returns from Colombia🎁 The souvenirs nobody wanted🍳 J-Jack vs basic plumbing🚲 The bike accident from hell🌑 D-Stacks gets consumed by darkness☎️ The mysterious Nevada phone booth📱 Tsack's Algorithm returns🔥 JOIN THE PATREON 🔥Get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes chaos, bonus clips, and your chance to get FREE signed merch 👀Patreon link in the description!https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink💬 Question of the Week:What's the dumbest injury you've ever gotten?Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.And everything is kind of, sort of, legit.#TechnicallyAloud #ComedyPodcast #Podcast #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #Colombia #Conspiracy #TsacksAlgorithm #Chaos #ComedyClips

For the first time ever…D-Stacks is missing.Why? Because apparently he’s in Columbus donating a kidney to Tsack after Tsack’s body finally gave up on him 😭With D-Stacks gone, Tsack steps in as the official co-host for the first time, and the episode immediately turns into chaos.We go all the way back to the beginning of Technically Aloud, talking about how the podcast started, the early days, and the legendary percentage/equity negotiations that almost turned into a hostage situation.Meanwhile, with D-Stacks out of town, we discuss all the ways we could absolutely wreck havoc on his house while he’s away… because that’s what good friends do.We also debate:🎉 Is having a baby shower for your FOURTH kid overkill?📱 Why does everyone record everything now… and still get mad when they’re on camera?💃 Is it okay to go to the strip club if you’re married?📍 Should couples have each other’s locations at all times?And somehow, we end up talking about our newest gaming addictions and the games currently ruining our sleep schedules.To finish things off, Tsack brings another absolutely cursed edition of Algorithm of the Week.🎙️ In this episode:🩺 D-Stacks “donates” a kidney🎙️ Tsack co-hosts for the first time💰 Technically Aloud origin stories🏠 Planning crimes at D-Stacks’ house🎉 4th baby shower debate📱 Recording culture gets weird💃 Marriage & strip club debates🎮 New game addictions📱 Tsack’s Algorithm returns🔥 JOIN THE PATREONGet exclusive content, behind-the-scenes chaos, and a chance to win FREE signed merch 👀(Link in description)https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkDrop a comment 👇Should married people go to the strip club… yes or no?Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.Kind of. Sort of. Legit.#Podcast #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #TechnicallyAloud #Debate #Chaos

Tsack is missing AGAIN this week…Apparently he’s out trying to find a new kidney or something. We’re not totally sure, but if you see him on Craigslist… let us know.This episode starts off with us reacting to one of the craziest things we’ve ever seen on the internet:a full-blown deer calling contest 😭From there, the guys get into hunting stories, terrible mistakes people make in the woods, and somehow the conversation turns into how hard it would actually be to get away with murder… which definitely put us on a watchlist.We also dive deep into the Denver International Airport conspiracies, underground tunnels, weird murals, and why that airport feels like the start of a horror movie.J-Jack then opens up about his time in the Air Force, including the reality of group showers… which somehow leads into the question:“How can it possibly be THAT small?”Yeah. It gets awkward fast.We also talk about our experience at the Renaissance Festival, where D-Stacks looked way too comfortable around swords and turkey legs.AND… after hearing about it for months…D-Stacks FINALLY goes to Colombia.To finish things off, J-Jack takes over the algorithm segment in Tsack’s absence, and D-Stacks closes out the episode with another edition of Weekly Advice… which you should absolutely NOT follow.🎙️ In this episode:🦌 Deer calling contest reactions🏹 Hunting mistakes & bad decisions👀 Denver Airport conspiracies✈️ Air Force stories & group showers😭 “How is it THAT small?”⚔️ Renaissance Festival chaos🇨🇴 D-Stacks finally goes to Colombia📱 J-Jack’s Algorithm🧠 D-Stacks Weekly Advice🔥 JOIN THE PATREONGet exclusive content, behind-the-scenes chaos, and a chance to win FREE signed merch 👀(Link in description)https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkDrop a comment 👇What’s the weirdest conspiracy theory you actually believe?Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.Kind of. Sort of. Legit.#Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Conspiracy #DenverAirport #FunnyPodcast #TechnicallyAloud #Chaos

This episode starts off with a very important debate…What senses are actually our strongest? 👀👂👃And somehow none of us sound smart talking about it.D-Stacks also tells the story of his grandma getting absolutely DESTROYED by a roller coaster, while Tsack shows up with a brand new look that somehow made things worse instead of better.We also get into:🌊 Why swimming in lakes in Florida might be a death wish🇨🇴 For the SIXTH time, D-Stacks talks about going to Colombia🍔 The real question at McDonald’s: what do you call a McDouble + spicy chicken together?😂 And D-Stacks tells the legendary story of the year he went by the name “Steve”Because apparently that happened.To finish things off, we bring back everyone’s least favorite / favorite segment…Tsack’s Algorithm of the Week, where the internet once again proves it was a mistake.🎙️ In this episode:🎢 Grandma vs roller coaster👀 What’s your best sense?🌊 Florida lake nightmares🍔 McDonald’s science😂 The “Steve” era📱 Tsack’s Algorithm returns🔥 JOIN THE PATREONGet exclusive content, behind-the-scenes chaos, and a chance to win FREE signed merch 👀(Link in description) https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkDrop a Comment👇What would YOU call the McDouble + spicy chicken combo??Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.Kind of. Sort of. Legit.

This episode starts off with a realization…D-Stacks has never been in a street fight 😭Meanwhile, J-Jack might actually be worse… because he’s somehow developed a biting problem.Yeah… grown man behavior.From there, things take a more real turn as we talk about the homeless situation, before D-Stacks shares one of the funniest (and most chaotic) real-life encounters he’s ever had.J-Jack also just got back from vacation…only to get completely exposed by his own son while he was there. No loyalty at all.We also get into cigars — preferences, bad habits, and Tsack’s very specific favorite… which turns into a conversation we probably shouldn’t have had.And of course, we touch on the recent political chaos and headline moments, before wrapping things up with another unhinged Tsack Algorithm of the Week.🎙️ In this episode:🥊 D-Stacks admits he’s never fought🦷 J-Jack’s “biting problem”😂 Wild real-life story🏖️ Vacation betrayal (snitched on)🚬 Cigar talk goes sideways🌎 Real-world conversations📱 Tsack’s Algorithm strikes again🔥 JOIN THE PATREONGet exclusive content, behind-the-scenes, and a chance to win FREE signed merch 👀(Link in description)https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkDrop a comment 👇Be honest… could you win a street fight?Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.Kind of. Sort of. Legit.

This episode proves one thing… we would NOT survive in the wild 😭After watching Dual Survival, J-Jack gains an insane amount of confidence and decides he could survive in the wilderness and start a fire with his bare hands… which sounds great until you realize he can’t even open a pickle jar in his own house.Yeah… that actually happened.Meanwhile, D-Stacks tells one of the most ridiculous stories we’ve ever heard about a woman who supposedly survived off photosynthesis… and somehow tries to defend it.From there, we ask the important questions:Who’s winning in a fight… Tsack or D-Stacks?(It gets personal fast.)We also dive into our very responsible lifestyle of being complete degenerates…gambling on sports, hitting the casino, and making terrible financial decisions like it’s a full-time job.And of course, we couldn’t avoid it…we talk about the recent moon landing and all the conspiracies behind it — real, fake, or somewhere in between.To wrap it all up, Tsack brings another Algorithm of the Week, and somehow… it might be the worst one yet.🎙️ In this episode:🔥 J-Jack thinks he’s a survival expert🥒 The pickle jar incident (tough look)🌱 Photosynthesis… apparently?🥊 Tsack vs D-Stacks debate🎰 Gambling, casinos, and bad decisions🌕 Moon landing conspiracies📱 Tsack’s Algorithm goes off the rails🔥 JOIN THE PATREONGet exclusive content, behind-the-scenes, and your chance to get FREE signed merch 👀(Link in description)https://www.patreon.com/cw/TechnicallyAloud?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkDrop a comment 👇Could you actually survive in the wild… or are you like us?Opinions are loud.Facts are questionable.Kind of. Sort of. Legit.