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Ted & Ed

by UBN

We are Ted & Ed. We are weird. We don't make sense.And we have a website: https://sites.google.com/view/tedanded/home

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Episodes

  1. S3E24: Ted & Ed Podcast Awards Show

    Will Ted & Ed finally win their own Podcast of the Year award? Can they defeat an unexpected alien invasion? How did they escape Sean Bean? Find out with this action-packed finale to Season 3.

  2. S3E23: Bonus: Christmas Song

    As a late Christmas gift to their listeners, Ted & Ed tweak a famous song to pay tribute to Ted's mom.

  3. S3E22: What Would You Bring To A Deserted Island?

    Ted & Ed answer your questions, including what they would want to have with them if stranded on a deserted island. They also debate whether the island is technically deserted if they are there, and display an unhealthy love for bean puns.

  4. S3E21: Giant Smudge

    Ted & Ed announce that their band "Giant Smudge" is releasing its first album, titled "Fart Cannon." They also give a sneak preview of a collection of songs that should go down in history as all-time classics, including "Cheese Is A Yellow Food," "Helmet Head," "The Holy Spork," and more!

  5. Ted & Ed's Vacation Adventure

    Why were Ted & Ed gone so long, you ask? Because they committed a misunderstanding (certainly not a crime), which appeared to have them destined for jail before a wizard with shovels in his elbows came to the rescue.

  6. S3E19: 5 Most Intelligent Life Forms

    Ted & Ed rank the top five most intelligent life forms in the universe. 5. Humans 4. Sally the Corgi 3. ? 2. ? 1. ? Listen for the whole list!

  7. S3E18: Are Butterflies Made of Butter?

    Ted & Ed answer your questions, including the genetic makeup of butterflies, who writes the show and whether they can spare a few bucks for one listener. Send YOUR questions to [email protected].

  8. S3E17: Obi-Wan Kenobi Review

    Judge Jorleen reviews the latest Star Wars show, "Obi-Wan Kenobi." Well, she offers 23% of a review, anyway. Don't forget to send in your questions to [email protected]. Yours could be answered on a future episode.

  9. S3E16: Summer Activities With Randalf

    Ted & Ed drop out of summer school and meet up with an old friend for some summer adventures.

  10. S3E15: Summer School

    Ted & Ed receive an email summoning them to summer school. Give a listen to find out all the horrible classes they will be forced to take.

  11. S3E14: Movie Night

    Ted & Ed can't find anything worth watching on TV until the Boneana drops by to tell them about UBN+, a new streaming service that features many movies that are unique, yet sound oddly familiar.

  12. S3E13: Top 5 Ways to Travel

    Ted & Ed have been traveling a lot lately, so they decided to share their top 5 favorite modes of transportation. Hear what they have to say about ... 5. Pegasuseses 4. Pyramid 3. Catapult 2. Tumbleweed 1. _______ ... listen to find out!

  13. S3E12: Weaponized Turkeys

    A mysterious government agent named Tess shows up to recruit Ted & Ed's giant turkey for a top secret military program.

  14. Easter Crime In Hollywood

    Judge Jorleen is summoned to investigate the disappearance of the Hollywood sign on Easter.

  15. S3E10: Nilch and Zilch Lose Their Accents

    The Nothingworms take over the podcast, discussing such things as their accents and the size of their iPhones, as well as having a heated debate on Google vs. Bing.

  16. S3E9: NASA Job Interview

    Ted & Ed show up for their job interview at NASA only to find out that the position is for androids. Also the android NASA wants is named Ted Edwards. They give it a shot anyway.

  17. S3E8: Checking Up On Phil

    Ted & Ed head to the farm to see how Phil is doing under the care of Agnes. A big surprise awaits.

  18. S3E7: Who's funnier?

    Ted & Ed answer questions about potatoes, working in space, comedy and more! Have question? Send it to [email protected].

  19. S3E6: A Brush With Death

    Ted & Ed somehow land an interview with one of the most famous and recognizable figures in the universe -- The Grim Reaper.

  20. S3E5: Top 5 Rock Band Names

    Ted & Ed's Cat Band needs a name. They've narrowed it down to five options ... 6. Sparkly Back Pocket 5. War Frog 4. The Muffin Yeeters 3. Shipwreck Casserole 2. Bob Jovi 1. Giant Smudge Email us at [email protected] to help us choose a name!

  21. S3E3: The Spinach Tornado

    A natural disaster is threatening to destroy Los Angeles, and only Ted & Ed -- with some help from a wizard and his giant blender -- can stop it.

  22. S3E3: An Interview with Agnes

    Ted & Ed's search for a PhiNanny continues, with this week's hunt resulting in an interview with a person who has strange connections to the show.

  23. S3E2: An Interview With Walter

    Ted & Ed need to hire a PhiNanny. What's that? A nanny for Phil, obviously. The poor fellow is just helpless. Will their first candidate for the role -- Walter from Walter 3 -- be a good fit?

  24. S3E1: Business Talk With The Wise Camel

    Ted & Ed have their sights set on winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award in Season 3. Their first step toward that goal is to take out the competition.

  25. Trailer: Season 3 is coming soon!

    Expect more of everything as Ted & Ed return with a huge goal in mind -- winning the Ted & Ed Podcast of the Year Award for the first time.

  26. S2E48: Ted & Ed Podcast Awards Show

    Who is the Villain of the Year? How about the Best Song? And who will win the coveted Podcast of the Year award? Listen to find out!

  27. S2E47: A Christmas Carol

    In this special and very professionally done holiday production, Judge Jorleen receives visits from three very loud and not particularly bright ghosts who all urge her to change her ways.

  28. S2E46: The Werepigeon

    Ed reveals that she has signed up to be a part of a government experiment. But first, Ted shares the shortest of short stories.

  29. S2E45: Top 5 Things to Fall Out Of

    What is your favorite thing to fall out of? Share with us at [email protected] and we might talk about it on the podcast!

  30. S2E44: The All-Powerful Phil

    Phil makes another appearance on the podcast, asking Ed to help out with a number of tasks that make him seem not quite as god-like as he used to be.

  31. S2E43: Turkey Hunt

    The turkeys go missing during Thanksgiving season, which makes Ted & Ed a little nervous. They don't have to go far to find the thief.

  32. S2E42: Barnaby and Sally

    Ted interviews Ed's parents, Barnaby and Sally, who sound a lot like Ed. They discuss their profession as space cheese scientists, explain why they have billions of children and give insight into what Ed was like as a tiny child.

  33. S2E41: Flight of the Elks

    Ted & Ed answer your questions -- well, question -- about favorite baby birds. What's yours? Send us a note to [email protected].

  34. S2E40: Giggles

    Ed brings home a houseplant named Giggles, who turns out to be a surprisingly difficult pet to manage.

  35. S2E39: What is Octoberfest?

    Henry and Henrietta stop by to tell Ted & Ed about Octoberfest, the biggest holiday in Schnoopadoop. They also help Ted & Ed create some Octoberfest traditions of their own.

  36. S2E38: An Interview with Zeus

    Ed heads to Mount Olympus for an exclusive interview with Ted's father Zeus. With guest appearances from Katie -- Goddess of Basketball -- and Danny -- God of the Front Desk.

  37. S2E37: What's In The Fridge?

    Ted & Ed answer all the questions you've been wondering about! Including ... The contents of their fridge. Updates on the stork market. What it's like to get into a fight with shark. Send your questions to: [email protected].

  38. S2E36: Crime Scene Investigation

    Five people are knocked unconscious, five wilted flowers are rushed to the hospital and five chairs spontaneously combust in a deadly fart attack on a local restaurant. Judge Jorleen is brought in to find the culprit.

  39. S2E35: Spork Blasphemy

    Kyle Du Bois, aka The Pope In Plaid, kicks Ted & Ed out of the religion of Sporkism after finding out they have been misusing their sporks.

  40. S2E34: Crazy But True

    Lauren stops by to share some true facts that aren't at all made up. No way they're made up. Just go with it OK? Definitely don't research them. * This episode is sponsored by The Wood Restaurant, which serves only the finest cuisine in wooden form. We'd say to check it out if it were an actual...

  41. S2E32: Top 5 Gods

    Ted & Ed break down their top 5 gods of all-time. They even welcome them into the studio!

  42. S2E31: Phil the Fact-Checker

    Phil wants to set the record straight on most of the things Ted & Ed say, so he decides to deliver the facts straight to your earholes.

  43. S2E30: Do You Like Pickles

    Ted & Ed answer questions (and a statement) from listeners, including their thoughts on pickles and air consumption. They also lend some clarity as to the identity of the strange person sitting on their couch. Have a question (or statement) for Ted & Ed? Email [email protected], or just...

  44. S2E29: The Podcast Olympics

    Why do Ted & Ed deserve a gold medal at the Olympics?

  45. S2E28: How to (Not) Make a Professional Podcast

    Ted & Ed decide to buckle down and treat their show with the seriousness it deserves, discussing topics that are professional, interesting and oh so important. At least that's what we're telling you.

  46. S2E27: Vacation on Mars

    Ted & Ed take a vacation to a different planet, and their choice of transportation is unusual yet effective.

  47. S2E26: Top 5 Natural Disasters

    From bunnies in large groups to trenches and more, Ted & Ed rank their top 5 natural disasters with the help of some special guests!

  48. S2E25: We're Back

    Ted & Ed explain why there wasn't an episode last week, and it in no way has anything at all to do with them maybe perhaps going on vacation. Also, in a new feature, they are taking your statements. Don't worry, if you accidentally submit a question instead, they'll change the punctuation. Go…

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  49. S2E24: Devoid of Talent Show

    Ted & Ed bring in Judge Jorleen to judge their talent show. She's not particularly happy about it.

  50. S2E23: Animal Farm

    Ted & Ed finally meet Bessie when they are teleported to a farm. They also meet the G.O.A.T goat, a spitting llama, a questioning chicken and a very short and very fancy French chef pig.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We are Ted & Ed. We are weird. We don't make sense.And we have a website: https://sites.google.com/view/tedanded/home

HOSTED BY

UBN

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