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Telephone Gags

These are real telephone gags. People are calling in and selling me stuff. I do weird voices. I have arguments with fake people. Sometimes, I have to play many roles. I punk them. I record it. I get it to you! See the Album at: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

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  1. 60

    Episode 60: Reverse Phone Pranks - More With Irv and the Mortuary

    http://itunes.apple.com/album/telephone-gags/id532589061?v0=9989&ign-mpt=uo%3D1 get the album!

  2. 59

    Episode 59: Telemarketers Abused - Solar Sales Gets Butchered

    Irv nails a solar sales person. The poor guy in in tears. Obnoxious abusive behavior to telemarketers

  3. 58

    Reverse Phone Pranks - Irv Destroys Telemarketer As 2 Bavdips

    http://reversephonepranks.com Check out the funny way Irv destroys telelmarketers!

  4. 57

    Destroy Telemarketers - Copy Machine Sales Person Abuse

    https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 Some poor moron selling copy machines and gets nailed by Irv!

  5. 56

    Reverse Phone Gags - Nailing Telemarketers By Gargling

    https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2 Irv Gargles In the Sales Lady's Face While She Is Pitching Him!

  6. 55

    Prank Calls In Reverse - Irv Talks Gibberish Over Sales Call

    http://www.reversephonepranks.com listen to Irv abusing telemarketer who is trying to get his credit card number! Scam the scammer

  7. 54

    Phone Pranks In Reverse - Irv Uses Stoner Accent

    http://reversephonepranks.com Here is a phone prank where a scammer trying to get his visa card is completely trashed by a fake stoner voice

  8. 53

    Phone Pranks In Reverse - Gargling In Sales Persons's Face

    http://reversephonepranks.com Here Irv is gargling in the face of a sales person while she is trying to scam credit credit card rates.

  9. 52

    Reverse Phone Prank - Hacking In Marketer's Face

    https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman3 here irv hacks into the face of this salesman

  10. 51

    Prank Calls - Irv Coughing And Honking In Telemarketers Face

    https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman3 Here is Irv pretending to have sinus problems while being pitched!

  11. 50

    Obnoxious Phone Gags - Moron Selling Irv Google Listing

    http://reversephonepranks.com This poor telemarketer has no clue that Irv is abusing him!

  12. 49

    Obnoxious Phone Pranks - Irv Wrinkles Paper In Telemarketer's Skull

    http://reversephonepranks.com Listen to Irv completely irritate this annoying telemarketer by wrinkling paper in his ear!

  13. 48

    Obnoxious Reverse Phone Pranks - Selling To Snowboard Dude

    https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman3 Here Irv pretends to be a snowboarder dude and abuses someone who is clearly trying to rip him off!

  14. 47

    Obnoxious Telephone Prank With Cows Mooing

    http://telephonegags.com Here Irv abuses some guy who is pretending to be a software company. The sales guy is telling Irv to log into a spam site. But the cows are in the background!

  15. 46

    Obnoxious Phone Pranks - Yelling Gibberish At Telemarketer

    authentic gibberish being screamed into the ear of a telemarketer. get the album! http://reversephonepranks.com

  16. 45

    Rude Obnoxious Reverse Phone Pranks

    Ira pretends to be Bavdip and abuses an incoming telemarketer. get the album! http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

  17. 44

    Obnoxious Phone Pranks - Social Media And Mortuary Sales

    Some poor schnook is phoning in and trying to sell Irv some social media services. He gets completely annoyed! Get the reverse phone pranks album! http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman3

  18. 43

    Obnoxious Reverse Phone Pranks - Russian Comedy

    Here Irv pretends to be Russian again and abuses this telemarketer who is trying to sell him something. They call him and he nails them! get the reverse phone pranks album! http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman3

  19. 42

    Reverse Phone Pranks - Irv Pretends to Be Chinese

    http://reversephonepranks.com Here is some salesperson dealing with Irv and he fakes a Chinese accent. Rude. obnoxious. telemarketer hell...

  20. 41

    telephone pranks- reverse calls. Bavdip Screams In Ear of Salesperson

    telephone gags, reverse phone calls, Irv pretends to be indian and screams in the ears of people

  21. 40

    Reverse Phone Prank - Telemarketer Gets Punked and Irv Complains Funny, rude and Obnoxious

    http://reversephonepranks.com Here Irv complains about his assistant Sanjeev and is rude obnoxious and funny

  22. 39

    Telemarketer Selling to French Company - Alarms, Abuse, Obnoxious Phone Pranks

    http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman3 Here a salesman is trying to sell credit reporting information. Irv rings an alarm, speaks French and is abusive and nasty during the phone call

  23. 38

    Salesman Getting Gibberish and Screamed At

    http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman3 Here is another salesman getting screamed at in gibberish and is in hell with Irv. Telemarketer hell

  24. 37

    Telemarketer Selling Social Media to a Mortuary

    http://telephonegags.com Here someone is trying to sell Irv social media services. But Irv explains who his clients are! The salesman is miserable.

  25. 36

    Irv Is Russian and Abuses Telephone Company

    Irv does a bad Russian accent, keeps interrupting the sales lady and is generally obnoxious. More on http://telephonegags.cpm

  26. 35

    Not A Word In From the Telemarketer. Salesman in Hell

    http://telephonegags.com This time Irv doesn't let the guy get in a single word. Abuse, obnoxious, revenge on phone salespeople

  27. 34

    Irv Pretends to be Two Guys Named Bavdip

    Here Irv does two different guys. Some guy is selling stuff, like telephone service or something. He fires questions at the sales guy and he is completely miserable.

  28. 33

    Salesman Selling Administrative Support- Irv Punks Him

    http://telephonegags.com Here is a guy selling secretarial services. But Irv pretends to be working at a mortuary. The sales guy doesn't get off the phone!

  29. 32

    Screaming Over Salesman Gag- Obnoxious Phone Prank

    Absolutely rude and hilarious incoming phone call. Irv uses one of his accents and screams while this poor putz is trying to sell him something. Get them all at: http://telephonegags.com

  30. 31

    Irv Selling Caskets Gag- Phone Prank

    Here, Irv sells caskets. Someone is trying to sell HIM bottled water, he tries to sell caskets. More at http://telelphonegags.com , [email protected]

  31. 30

    Irv Pretends to be Sanjeev and is Very Obnoxious

    He talks over the poor sales guy over and over and the guy keeps selling on the phone! http://telephonegags.com

  32. 29

    Copy Machine Salesman - Irv in Top Form as Mortician

    Irv once again pretends to be onsite at the mortuary. He is screaming to non existent employees in the back. Irv is in Top Form http://telephonegags.com

  33. 28

    Irv Pretends to be Mr Lau

    Mr. Lau with Chinese accent abuses a janitorial cleaning service. Funny, obnoxious, rude, humorous. Get the gags at telephonegags.com

  34. 27

    Talking Over Salesperson Gag- Obnoxious and Funny

    this woman is doing some silly survey and Irv is talking over over in gibberish. She calls him "bob" and we don't know why. Obnoxious humor. Telemarketer hell

  35. 26

    Credit Check Software Gag- Telemarketer Hell

    Here some salesperson is telling Irv to start logging into a computer and demo some software. He's ordering Irv around, but he picked the wrong guy! http://telephonegags.com

  36. 25

    Political Fundraising Telemarketer Gag

    Irv pretends to be a woman, and is being asked for a contribution to some political campaign. The poor guy is asking for money and Irv makes him crazy. http://telephonegags.com

  37. 24

    Irv Coughs and Hacks on Magazine Salesperson Gag

    Someone tries to sell Irv Magazine subscriptions. He coughs and hacks and is just plain nasty. http://telephonegags.com

  38. 23

    Irv Pretends to be Two Guys Named Bavdip on HIgh Tech Sales Call

    Funny phone prank. Someone calls for Bavdip, and Irv acts like two different guys named Bavdip. He fires questions at the guy and then has a fake conversation with Bavdip 2. Support our worthy cause and get an album at: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

  39. 22

    Irv shows how to Spell Bavdip gag

    Irv pretends to be Bavdip. He hassles the poor guy and shows him how to spell his name. People keep calling him "bob." This guy is clueless. [email protected]

  40. 21

    Cellular Phone with Bavdip Gag

    In this episode some moron is pitching Irv (who pretends to be Bavdip). Bavdip starts firing questions at him, and claims he is in India. Listen to him squirm

  41. 20

    Irv's Mortuary gets Payroll Sales Call- Telemarketer Hell

    Irv pretends to run a mortuary again, while some guy is selling payroll services. He screams at some guy who isn't there. Get them all at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

  42. 19

    Irv pretends to be Sanjay and Bavdip

    Irv is so obnoxious on this one. He pretends to be two different people in India arguing with each other while a lady is selling payroll software. Of course, this is just gibberish because she has no clue at all! real gags. real people. real obnoxious. info@telephonegags,com

  43. 18

    Irv Does the Japanese Accent with Payroll Company

    Irv pretending to be Japanese? Well, Irv is at it again. He does the bad Japanese accent and grunts and groans Japanese expressions. He also claims to work for Nagasaki Ventures and has two employees in Hiroshima. Then the fake argument with the nonexistent coworker comes

  44. 17

    Irv uses the BS detector prank

    Some alarm sales person is calling. Irv hits the BS button several times

  45. 16

    Credit Report Sales Prank

    Here this poor unsuspecting sales person is trying to sell credit report servicing. She wants Irv to pay over $1000 so he can do his own credit reporting. Irv coughs. Irv flushes the toilet. He's rude. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2

  46. 15

    Irv acts like a snowboard dude

    in this obnoxious episode, Irv puts on his fake colorado accent and keeps calling the guy "dude" while being pitched to advertise in a magazine. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2

  47. 14

    Payroll Sales Call With Coughing and Hacking

    This gag has some guy selling Irv Payroll services. He fakes a cold and hacks repeatedly during the call! Get more at: telephone gags 3

  48. 13

    Irv and the On Site Mortuary Gag

    Here someone is selling Irv some kind of hi tech service, but they want to visit him at the mortuary! Irv lets the salesguy know what he about to see. http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

  49. 12

    Irv and Khazakstan Address

    In this episode, some call center is trying to get the name and address of Irv's company. Wow, he puts her through a tough time. Try spelling the name of the city!

  50. 11

    Irv and the Free Long Distance Gag

    http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/Irvchapman2 In this episode, Irv harasses some long distance telephone salesman. This guy is clueless. Irv uses his classic "spit it out" line. Irv rattles on and on about free long distance and the guy on the phone is floundering

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

These are real telephone gags. People are calling in and selling me stuff. I do weird voices. I have arguments with fake people. Sometimes, I have to play many roles. I punk them. I record it. I get it to you! See the Album at: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

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irv chapman

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What is Telephone Gags about?

These are real telephone gags. People are calling in and selling me stuff. I do weird voices. I have arguments with fake people. Sometimes, I have to play many roles. I punk them. I record it. I get it to you! See the Album at: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/irvchapman2

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Telephone Gags is created and hosted by irv chapman.
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