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Tell Me Everything
by The Simpson Sisters
An elder millennial and baby millennial hash out their hottest takes on everything from reality TV to pop culture to their own chaotic lives. In between the carpool line and motherhood duties, these sisters are spouting off the hot takes that the other podcasts miss. Be sure to subscribe and we'll be sure to tell you everything! We want to hear from you! Tell me everything! Email us at [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bravo Catch Up: Summer House, Ladies of London, RHOBH
Natalie and John conducted an unfiltered "behind the scenes" podcast episode, catching up after a month away from recording. They discussed various personal topics including Natalie's recent vein treatment, John's experience at Coachella, and concerns about drought conditions affecting their region. The majority of the conversation focused on reality TV shows, particularly discussing the Amanda and West situation from Vanderpump Rules, with both expressing frustration at the intense fan reaction and social media coverage. They also discussed other Bravo shows including Summer House, Ladies of London, and Beverly Hills, sharing their thoughts on cast members, fashion choices, and storylines. The episode concluded with a brief discussion about the Masters golf tournament and concerns about celebrity endorsements diluting its exclusivity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bravo Catch Up: Below Deck, Southern Charm, and Summer House
Natalie is spreading the gospel of the incredible podcast The Telepathy Tapes, and Laura Beth makes a compelling case for the chillingly fascinating Frozen Head. (See? We love science, too.) We also dive into fancy parties—and the absolutely shocking lack of Zoom etiquette happening in 2026.Of course, we’ve got your favorite reality TV rundown: the mind games on The Traitors (it’s Rob’s castle, and the idiots are just living in it); the yacht drama on Below Deck and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (unicorn litter, wound-core chaos, and sous chef drama galore). Then we get into Southern Charm and the age-old question: is it ever acceptable to pee in the pool? Spoiler alert—it’s not.We then join the Summer House crew in the Hamptons. We break down the unraveling of Kyle and Amanda (all we can say is: thank goodness they’re separated), chat about the newbies, Carl’s turn as mediator, and Jessie’s misguided attempts to cozy up to Ciara.What do you all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bravo and Pop Culture Catch Up: The Grammys, Summer House, and Southern Charm
On this week's episode, we kick things off with Grammy chatter, including Lola Young and Chappell Roan’s very memorable look. From there, we head to Southern Charm, where Austen’s parents are once again deeply invested in his reproductive timeline. Can PETA check on Sally's chickens? We also touch on Salt Lake City, specifically Bronwyn’s whirlwind new relationship (dating for one day and already changing lives), before settling into Summer House, where we’re fully embracing the new cast—older, wiser, and still messy. What do you guys think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Emergency Pod: The Traitors, Episode 7
Emergency Pod:::: We are a house divided on this episode of The Traitors. Natalie is OVER Rob’s pretty-face antics, while Laura Beth is defending him to the bitter end. Between the fuzzy mustache, the hard-boiled eggs, and his betrayal of a certain housewife, Natalie has officially written him off. Meanwhile, Laura Beth is standing firmly by his gameplay, his overalls, and his devastating smolder. Whose side are you on?! Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's Baked Ziti, I Guess: ANTM Doc, Summer House, The Traitors, Salt Lake, VPR, Potomac, and Beverly Hills
On this week's episode, the sisters discuss the upcoming America's Next Top Model docuseries (is Tyra actually blaming our 10-year-old selves?), Summer House and Amanda's fire alarm, and Colton's continuing reign of terror on The Traitors. Then we dive into the absolutely thrilling season finale of Potomac. We were on the edge of our seats watching that countdown clock run down. (We would have been in the Delta lounge the moment our alarm went off, honey.) We then head to Beverly Hills, where we talk about the magic of Sedona, Jennifer Tilly's star power, and cooking chicken at 11:00pm. Our pals in WeHo head to wine country, where they black out, eat "baked ziti I guess", and talk about cousins. Marcus and Kim get back together, Chris is chugging rosé from the bottle, and Venus is on the prowl. What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Caviar Dreams: Beth's Dead Podcast, Kyle and Amanda Divorce, The Traitors, Southern Charm, RHOP and VPR
On this episode, we rant about the weather, Beth's Dead podcast, and Kyle and Amanda's expected divorce announcement. Then we dive into the last two episodes of The Traitors (Michael's bulldozer approach to eating, Lisa's acting skills, and Colton's frightening behavior). We cover all things Bravo: Goat Cheese history and Penis Pumps on VPR, chickens and clean countertops on Southern Charm, and caviar and cucumbers on Beverly Hills. We end with the ladies of Potomac in the mile high cities of Colorado. Why is Giselle the most miserable person on television? Ms Four Seasons herself is making us side with Angel which is saying a lot. What do you all think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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2026 Kickoff: The Traitors, RHOSLC, Vanderpump Rules, Potomac and Southern Charm
The sisters are kicking off 2026 with a full Bravo Breakdown. First they chat about The Artist's Way, Carl's college essay publication, and Christmas Card Stamps. Then they dive into The Traitors - the best show on television right now. Lisa Rinna was BORN for this role. Then we chat about Southern Charm (more Whitner, less fake butler please), VPR (penis pumps! 10 month anniversaries! We are LOVING it!), Salt Lake City (our shocking 2026 predictions), and Potomac (oh Angel, honey, no!) Then we end with Natalie's shocking support of the new Beverly Hills season. What do you all think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Quick Catch Up: Bravo Con, DWTS, RHOSLC, and more!
The sisters do a quick catch up before they head out on Thanksgiving Break. They talk Bravo Con, DWTS (Is Natalie Zack Effron?), and RHOSL. Plus a cameo from Ken! What do you think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Break Up Albums, Bar Mitzvahs and Birthday Parties
On this week's episode, the sisters chat kids birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs, the government shutdown, and the 2026 Grammy Nominations. (We love you Lola!) They also discuss bridal party spray tans, and Kim Kardashian's new show All's Fair. Then they dig into Potomac (Gizelle's bad style, Ashley's fakery, and photoshop disasters) and RHOSLC shenanigans and Todd's toots. What do you all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Long Time, No Pod
On the latest TME episode, the sisters gab about the latest on goings in their lives. From surviving Halloween, to cookbook dinners with friends, to trees falling on their parent's house, there is so much gossip and drama to share. Then they discuss the evilness of Orange County (Tamara Grudge!) and the drama on the high seas of Salt Lake City (Lisa, please don't leave!) What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A Busy Time of Year: Unknown Caller, VMAs, DWTS, and Real Housewives of OC and Miami!
Even though it is a busy time of year (IYKYK), the sisters are back to discuss today's pop culture stories. We discuss the VMAs and the new DWTS lineup, and the documentary everyone is talking about: Unknown Caller. Then we dive into Real Housewives of Orange County and Miami - could these two shows be any more different? From the lie detectors, and Shannon's spiraling, to the dark days of Naked Wasted, we are feeling some type of way over OC. While they are still rehashing the bloggers of yore, Miami is fighting over 18 things at once and moving on, honey! Following boyfriends on social media, to Stephanie's delusional Jet-iquette, we are loving these Miami gals! We just need Lisa and Larsa to reconcile and all will be right in the world. Lastly, we end with some TV and book recommendations. What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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August Vibe Check: Taylor Swift, RHOC, TSITP, Love Island, Below Deck and more!
On this week's episode, we discuss the royal engagement of Queen Taylor Swift and Lord Travis Kelce (pay per view wedding anyone?) the hell that is Burning Man, and Cracker Barrel's private equity victory (USA! USA!) We gab about the so-called series finale of And Just Like That, and we rant about RHOC's off camera storylines. RHOM and Below Deck are keeping us somewhat entertained, but Love Island and The Summer I Turned Pretty have Laura Beth in a chokehold. We also catch up on personal life tales, and share book recommendations. What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZE: Amy Bradley, The Valley, And Just Like That, and Real Housewives extravaganza
On this week's PLUS SIZE episode, we go deep into the Amy Bradley is "missing" documentary on Netflix, and we share our theories and opinions on the case. Then we chat about The Valley (Jax leaving, Scheana and Brock's situation, and more!), and the needless three part reunion. We talk about Real Housewives of Orange County (enough bloggers!) and Real Housewives of Miami (we are loving the low stakes drama!). Then we share the best news of all time from the torture chamber of And Just Like That. What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The World's Cleanest Walgreens: Below Deck, AJLT, and The Valley
On this week's episode, we discuss Rainbeau and this season of Below Deck. We trudge our way through another week of AJLT, where Aiden loses his mind over glass (and jealousy), Carrie forgives too easily, and Charlotte is caught buying Depends inside of the world's only clean, fully stocked Walgreens. Over in Maui, we join the gang after Luke and Kristen's engagement. Zack is in full hostess mode, Brittany is sunburnt and a gossip, and Janet is back on her high horse. What do you all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I Just Don't Care - More from The Valley, And Just Like That, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's wedding, and more!
This week we find ourselves saying "I just don't care" more than we'd like to admit. We start with Laura Beth's travel tales and death row meals, and venture to Venice for our Royal Wedding and foam party. Then we discuss American Horror Story: Tales from Virginia, aka the new episode of And Just Like That. Over in The Valley, we witness a Men's Right Group meeting (as a female!) and fly to Maui for Kristen and Luke's engagement. What did y'all think of this week's episode? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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This is Bad, Guys: A Discussion of The Valley, And Just Like That, and Karen Read is Free!!!
On this week's episode, we discuss the Karen Read trial - NOT GUILTY! We head to NYC with the ladies of And Just Like That, and we rant about their stereotypical portrayal of the south. And, yes, we are ticked off about it. Over in The Valley, we need our schizophrenic bulletin board with strings to help us keep up with the tales and lies. Jax kisses his sobriety chip, only to metaphorically throw it away two scenes later. He can't believe a woman needs more than three bedrooms, and prepares to move in next door to Tom Schwarz. KING ZACK is the only one to stand up to Jax this entire episode, meanwhile Jason focuses he faux-rage at the wrong short guy. Are these the best days of our lives? What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Someone, Please Cheat on Someone!!: Tales from The Valley, And Just Like That, and Below Deck
On this week's episode, we discuss Real Housewives updates and the new season of Below Deck. We rant about And Just Like That (Carrie being a bored cat-lady, Charlotte's entitled children, and Seema's out of line boss. Where is the feminism?? The only enjoyable storyline this week was Miranda loving reality tv as much as we do.) Then we get into this week's episode of The Valley: Luke's ice cold grill, Lala's compression socks, and Jazmine's near death experience on roller blades. The same storylines are being recycled over and over. Janet, Jason, and Jazmine attempt peace in an abandoned Mexican restaurant. Brittany files for divorce, and Jax prepares to leave The Facility TM. Can you really leave something you were never at? What do you think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Futon From Hell: The Valley, Summer House, And Just Like That, Karen Read, and Implosion: The Titanic Sub Disaster
On this week's episode, we discuss Paige's departure from Summer House, updates in the Karen Read trial, and shocking revelations from the new Titanic submersible implosion. We rant about And Just Like That (swinging gelato, nuns, and clown makeup) and get into the final episode of the Summer House reunion and Carl's dental origin story. Excuse me, did Amanda say she had one foot out the door on their relationship?? We must have misheard because that was not discussed AT ALL this season. And finally, we discuss this week's The Valley episode, where our theme is "Why do I care?" Cameron's grandmother has too much power on this show! Brittany is trying to get her sparkle back in all the wrong ways, Jason is going to the dark side before our very eyes, and people are talking about a guy named Jared! J*x is still manipulating everyone from The Facility TM and is allegedly spying on Brittany - but she doesn't seem to care 'cause she has shots and date night! What is happening?? What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Heavy Handed Burgers, and Ringless Fingers: Southern Fried Lies, Summer House Reunion, and The Valley
On today's episode, we discuss the insanity of the end of May, the AI disaster of Southern Fried Lies, and the first part of the Summer House reunion. Then we get into this week's episode of The Valley. Half of the cast are still pressed over Danny sleeping off the wine tasting, while Jessie and Michelle's fight seems to be forgotten. Brittany and Sherri "Bangs" Cartwright discuss Jax's new apartment and prep for the No'fin Else Matters party, while Danny and Jasmine discuss his drinking problem... at a brewery. This show is so dark y'all. What do you think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Chicken Jockey and Caviar Lunches: SLOMW, Diddy Trial, Summer House and The Valley
On today's episode, we cover everything from HBO Max's rebrand, to the Minecraft movie, to Lauren Sanchez's Parisian bachelorette party. We chat about the Diddy trial, Karen Read, and the new season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. We then get into the lack luster season finale of Summer House, and this week's episode of The Valley. He who hasn't seen a friend chug a warm swig out of a tequila bottle while grabbing an EZ Mac cup may cast the first stone. What do you think? Tell Me Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Appendectomy and Infertility: Karen Read, Summer House and The Valley
On today's episode, we cover everything from Karen Read to Ms. Leo (aka The Pope), to Bravo's Love Hotel. We then get into the lameness of this week's The Valley episode. Toy car = lame. Boyfriend stick figures = lame. Drunk AF gratitude circles = lame! Enough! Then we rant about Soft Bar (get a job!!), Imrul, and Summer House reunion rumors. What do y'all think is the big surprise? Did you like this week's episode? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Wellness Check: Bill Belicheck, Karen Reed, Chef Tzarina & The Cast of the Valley
On today's episode, we venture into Sports Center territory and cover the hard hitting news surrounding Shedeur Sanders, and Bill Belicheck and Jordan Hudson. We offer our opinions on the Karen Read trial since Laura Beth finally watched the HBO doc. Natalie obsesses over Chef Tzarina's slop and the beauty of Below Deck Down Under. And then we get into this week's episode of The Valley. Did you miss Jax? Where do you stand with Michelle vs Jessie? Did you enjoy Luke on WWHL? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Washcloths > Babywipes
On today's episode, the sisters discuss Ms. Pope dying, hygene-tok, Karen Read and hellacious podcast ads. They dig into Summer House, Paige's appearance on WWHL, and the return of Carl's Herman Munster shoes. When they can't avoid it any longer, they dive into the darkness of The Valley. Does anyone in California have a divorce attorney? Was the voice on the other line AI? Did Jax stage the baby wipe? What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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My Dark Truth: We are so Back
The Simpson Sisters are so back! Did you miss us? On today's episode, we talk about the faux feminism of the Blue Origin flight, new TikTok scandals, and White Lotus thoughts. We then catch up on all things Bravo, with RHOBH mercifully coming to an end and Summer House raging on. We then talk about the new season of The Valley - it's going to be a wild ride! Are you guys watching? What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED RHONJ Recap (You Subpoenaed the Wrong B)
The gang is all here! Today we have Nat, Tas, and the OG LB herself back in the virtual stu. Together we recap the grand finale of RHONJ and the "Last Supper." Over cronuts and banana pudding, Dolores yells at Margaret like her sisters, Louis shows us more of his dark side while sporting a Transcend t-shirt, Melissa and Tre have a stare off, and Danielle throws an invisible water pitcher. What did you think of the finale? Where do you think the show goes from here? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED RHOC Recap (Herman Munster Shoes)
On today's episode, we chat about Love Island and 90 Day Fiance, the Real Housewives of DC's gay marriage debate, and the harrowing Woodstock 99 documentary on Netflix. Then we head to Orange County where Heather's party does NOT have a money booth and Jen does NOT have a belly button. We discuss Shannon and her feud with Tamara, and her simultaneous reconciliation with Gina. We dig a little bit into Jen's past, and we are darked out by her relationship with her dad, Ryan and the piles of steaming dog turds. We then dissect the argument between the beret wearing Gina and the glammed out Jen, and decide that we are Team Gina. What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED RHOC Premiere and RHONJ Season Overview (From Mayo to Aioli)
On this week's episode, the cousins are reunited after some weeks away. We touch base on some pop culture stories and Bravo headlines from the week, and Tassi admits a dark truth. Then we dive into the RHOC premiere! The girls are so back! Shannon is reeling from her DUI and break up from John Jansen (now known as Johnny J). Heather is living in Beverly Hills without a helipad, Emily can read lips, Jen is broke AF (Malibu rum is expensive!) and Gina has a collection of toothbrushes that would make any dentist proud. Tamara is the voice of reason with her friends, but, with her kids, not so much. And everyone, and we mean everyone, is drinking espresso martinis! From the OC, we head over to New Jersey and we chat briefly about this season. We are enjoying it! It is finally so much more than Melissa vs. Teresa. Are you all watching? What do you think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mid Summer Catch Up!
The sisters come together for the first time in 6 weeks to catch up on personal news, and a few pop culture stories. Laura Beth has embarked on a Love Island journey during the night time feeds - can someone who watches please talk to her about it? And Natalie shares her TS London N3 tales. What do y'all think? Tell me everything!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Special Episode: Porsha's Having a Baby (Part 3)
On this special pre-recorded episode, the sisters discuss the Bravo special "The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Porsha's Having a Baby" in honor of Laura Beth having a baby! Porsha is engaged to the love of her life and expecting her first child; her fairy-tale ending is not without its share of drama, and she and Dennis soon realize that they may be in over their heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Special Episode: Porsha's Having a Baby (Part 2)
On this special pre-recorded episode, the sisters discuss the Bravo special "The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Porsha's Having a Baby" in honor of Laura Beth having a baby! Porsha is engaged to the love of her life and expecting her first child; her fairy-tale ending is not without its share of drama, and she and Dennis soon realize that they may be in over their heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Special Episode: Porsha's Having a Baby (Part 1)
On this special pre-recorded episode, the sisters discuss the Bravo special "The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Porsha's Having a Baby" in honor of Laura Beth having a baby! Porsha is engaged to the love of her life and expecting her first child; her fairy-tale ending is not without its share of drama, and she and Dennis soon realize that they may be in over their heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Chit Chat: Summer House Reunion Part 1 and The Valley
On today's episode, the cousins gab about the first part of the Summer House reunion. We question Carl's teeth, and his commitment to kissing Kyle's ass. We continue to defend Lindsay and we posit a new theory on the Kyle/Craig feud. We also ask the tough question: Why is Ciara shedding a single tear over this frumpy bro?! Then we head over to The Valley for a quick chat about the finale and where we hope they go from here. What do y'all think? Tell Me Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED Summer House Recap (Can I Have a Hug?)
On today's episode, the cousins, discuss the latest Bravo news and headlines: No RHONJ Reunion, Chef Penny slams SAH, and more updates on the Loverboy vs Spritz drama. Then we read and discuss some listener comments and questions. And lastly we dive deep into the dramatic Summer House season finale. It's the last weekend in The Hamptons, and the real Doomsday is looming. Lindsay is out of coddles, but Carl just wants a hug (tighter!); Carl meets Kyle for coffee, and kind of sort of breaks up with a bra-less Lindsay. The girls rally around her and plan a trip to Mexico! We are ready for the reunion- and we hope to get some answers! What do y'all think? TME! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Chit Chat: Summer House and VPR Reunion Part 3
Y'all. We start this episode with a special announcement! Then Natalie and her guest dive into last week's Summer House episode (Donne we now our gay apparel) and we ask "What Would Jessie Solomon Do?" Carl wants more "softness and tenderness" and West wants Ciara to watch 12 hours of Red Zone. Then we jet over to Avenue Six Studios for the "shocking finale of Vanderpump Rules reunion", where we wish the reunion was not three parts. For some reason, we talk about people not on this show (Jax and Brittany) and Schwartz's fave places to take a number 2. Someone save us from this madness! The producers do Ariana dirty and make her cry on camera, and Lala makes a hypocritical move and tries to walk away from a scene. She's just trying to bake a baby y'all! Phew, so glad that is over. What do y'all think? TME! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Chit Chat: Bravo News and VPR Reunion Part 2
On today's episode, we chat about the Four Seasons Orlando, the latest Bravo headlines, and the Something About Her opening. Then we dive into VPR Reunion Part 2. Lala is coming for Andy's job; Sandoval makes a crude joke, and Katie is dating everyone! We are building up to the "shocking" reunion finale... what do y'all think? Tell Me Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Team Power Point: Chit Chat + RHONJ + Summer House
Today we jump right in and discuss RHONJ. Like Danielle, we need an explainer of who is mad at who and why. Teresa misses the shore party so she can film some spon-con, and Jennifer Aiden and Bill decline the Gorga's invite. Jenn Fessler knows what she's doing, but we are still kind of bored with it all. Then the sisters give a sports update from the golf course in their We Don't Know What We're Talking About segment. We then discuss the Something About Her soft opening. Since it involves food, of course we have some strong opinions. Then we travel to the Hamptons where we see Satan in Carl's eyes. (We would make Lindsay a power point any day.); West comforts Jessie Solomon about his nutz; and Paige fights Amanda's battle to no avail. West and Ciara have a Gen Z convo, and Carl storms off, leaving Lindsay's suitcase in the dust. What do y'all think? Tell Us Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules Recap (What's a DM?)
On today's episode, we chat about part one of the three part VPR reunion. We are in a state of "why?": why is the reunion three parts, why is LVP there, why is Lala answering everyone else's questions for them, why doesn't' Brock pay for the NYT, why are Lala and Katie fighting? What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Sorry for the bad audio y'all. Nat got a new mic, but she clearly doesn't know how to use it. We'll get it fixed by next week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I'm Clearly Gifted At Sales: Chit Chat + Summer House + RHONJ
On today's episode, we cover all of the latest Bravo and Pop Culture News: Ariana took VPR out of her IG bio, SAH vs Chef Penny, OC cameras back up for Ohtani, and BH begins filming with Dorit, Kyle and some surrealism. Natalie spent her perfect Mother's Day scrolling Taylor and Travis TikTok (their cross arena flirtation!) and shares an update on the pod, and more! Then we discuss Summer House and Carl's inability to say anything honest while Lindsay keeps her cool. Kyle is beyond hurtful to Amanda, and declares he wants to be a DJ. Then we trudge over to RHONJ were we travel to the Jersey Shore and debate if Teresa said he IS a dealer or WAS a dealer. Is this for real? Make it stop! What do y'all think? Tell us everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules Recap (Let's Go to Applebees!)
On today's PLUS SIZED episode, the sisters cover some Bravo news (Dorit and PK are spending time apart; Andy gets some good news), and Natalie provides an update on The Eras Tour (she watches the grainy videos so you don't have to!) Then we jump into this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules. The gang is having the time of their lives on the San Fran cable cars, Scheana is Sandoval's biggest cheerleader, Lala grills Dan, Jo eats popcorn shrimp, Sandoval cosplays as a mall rent-a-cop, and Ariana goes to Applebees! We seriously cannot get over how planned out this episode is - are we watching a bad soap opera? We will not be a cog in the Tom Sandoval redemption arc! What do y'all think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Chit Chat: VPR, RHONJ, and a Special Guest
On today's episode we chat about the worsening Twitter cesspool, Kim Kardashian, and the 2024 Met Gala. Then we talk about VPR and the reunion teaser that dropped. Special thanks to our listener for pointing out some Hippie Truth. Then we wade in the shallow end of the RHONJ season premiere -we're scared! Rachel is planning a surprise party for Jen Fessler, Dolores knows where the exits are, and Theresa scoops up free candy while screaming about drug dealing and dildos! And lastly, we have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST join us after DJJK's Derby show! What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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SURving at SUR: VPR and Summer House
On today's episode, the sisters chat about the RHONJ teaser (Wow!), VPR delaying filming, and Gypsy Rose "SURving at SUR". Then we get into this week's Vanderpump Rules: Lisa is inserting herself into the Chef Penny drama, Lala and Scheana are giving us whiplash, and Dan's hair makes it's stringy debut. Laura Beth drops a Hippie Truth Bomb that leaves us scratching our heads. Then we head back to the Hamptons for this week's Summer House episode, where Carl has us dropping four letter words left and right. Lindsay keeps her cool ("I didn't spiral") while Carl blames everyone else for his struggles except himself. We have so many thoughts! What do y'all think? Tell. Us. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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As A Founder and CEO: Chit Chat + Summer House
On today's episode, we debut our new unhinged segment "Things We Know Nothing About". Listen as we chit chat about the NFL draft and the lack of manners in the league. Did the Falcons really need another quarterback? Erin Andrews, watch out! We also go full NatGeo and discuss the absolute alien bodied cicadas taking over the American South (sound included mid-pod!) And finally we get into Summer House where Carl continues to exhibit huge loser behavior. Danielle is wasted and naked, Gabby cries to her sister (Stars! They're just like us!), and Kyle puts Amanda's "needs" before his. Carl's mom and her husband shared their rehearsed concerns about Lindsay with Carl. We have a million doubts, and agree with Lindsay that he should take up gardening. What do y'all think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Chit Chat: VPR, The Valley, and Pop Culture
On today's episode, the sisters chit chat about this week's VPR episode (We remain steadfast as Hippie truthers, we wonder why Jax is there, and we implore Scheana and DJJK to hire child/dog care providers.) Then we gab about The Valley (finally) and other random Bravo/Pop Culture news. (Pookie and Jett, more TSwift, and our current most hated TikTok trend.) What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I Give It My Blessing...I Guess
Before we get into this week's episode, the sisters discuss problematic Mary from SLC. We have been against giving Mary a platform since day one, and she continues to prove us right. Then we discuss the highly anticipated new album from Taylor Swift! Natalie shares some personal news. Then we jump into all things Bravo, starting in the Hamptons where Carl waits until Lindsay is drunk to share some important personal news, and Danielle puts her nose into Paige's business. Back in West Hollywood, Sandoval is suffering in his own Tortured Poets Department at band practice. A certain podcast was discussed by the gang, Lala inexplicably wears a bandana to her donor party, and Lisa gives her half hearted blessing. Tom Swartz declares "It's Over" while Tom Tom is slowly morphing into PUMP. Scheana shakes Sandoval to his core by singing about a Volkswagon Jetta. What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Bravo Broke the Internet
Oh my gosh, y'all. We can barely catch our breath with all of the news coming out of Bravo right now. We discuss just some of the headlines, from Potomac (Robyn is out PTL and Candy Gal is pregnant), Miami (Alexia is blindsided when Todd files for divorce), and Scheana and Katie star in a Chili's Bar and Grill commercial. We also discuss Joseph on Rachel's podcast, and the Bravo stars at Coachella (LFG DJJK!) Of course, we chat about Taylor and Travis dancing in the desert, heart emoji. Lastly, we discuss this week's Summer House episode (Kyle and Amanda are still fighting, Lindsay and Carl have intimacy issues, Ciara claims she misses West, and BOLO for Gabby!) What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules Recap (In My Soft Era)
This week the sisters discuss Monica Garcia's pregnancy announcement, Brittany Cartwright on the cover of US weekly, and Rihanna's love of Housewives. Then we dive deep into this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. We discuss drinking champagne at a dive bar, Lala and Scheena's complete 180, the overproduced Tori storyline ("I like it"), water bombs and paintball, revenge hair dye, and pity for Joseph. What do y'all think about this episode? Let us know! Tell. Me. Everything!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules/Summer House Recap (Didn't You Do An Uber Eats Commercial??)
The Sisters are back from Spring Break, and we survived the Eclipse! We discuss Cowboy Carter, Deeper Well, and the upcoming TTPD. Then we chat about last week's VPR episode. Is Brock from New Zealand? Anne got a confessional? We heavily critique the water tasting and question why Lala didn't Uber Eats actual food to the event, and we wonder why Lisa always takes it way too far with her employees. Then we travel to The Hamptons and discuss the past two episodes of Summer House. Carl is a wimp and asks Kyle to be his adult flower boy; Amanda is ready for kids; and West needs a stitch!! What do y'all think? Tell. Me. Everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules Recap (Yeah Dude)
On today's episode, we discuss the very dark, very sad Investigation Discovery docu-series "Quiet on Set". Later we lighten the mood with some pop cultures stories, including Ariana's new job as host of Love Island and the upcoming Cowboy Carter album. Then we break down this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. We chat about Hotel Ziggy, mean girl behavior, and juicing with Tom. The group is forced to eat more bread at Something About Her's dusty storefront, and the group is shaken by the news of not one, but two, inter-group hookups. What do y'all think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Rear Endings and Broken Backs
On today's episode, the sisters are both suffering from different ailments, but they power through to discuss the latest reality headlines and pop culture stories: Ariana bought a new house, the rumored Potomac cast shakeups, and Shannon Beador's lawsuit. Laura breaks down the Diddy FBI raid, and Natalie demands a national apology to Princess Catherine. We then dig into this week's Summer House episode: Carl calls his mommy, Lindsay doesn't really apologize, and we still aren't feeling the Ciara/West relationship. Kyle unfortunately dons his producer hat and tries to make us believe there is something wrong with Paige and Craig, but we aren't falling for it. What do y'all think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PLUS SIZED Vanderpump Rules Recap (Graham-Anon)
On today's episode, we discuss the Grand Dame's DUI charge, Annemarie not returning to RHOBH, and our semi viral C-Rod moment. Then we break down this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. We chat about the pool party from hell (Is Heineken 0.0 a sponsor?), "You in Danger, Girl", Joseph's turtle story, and Jax's mustached return. We also briefly discuss The Valley, and we were pleasantly surprised! What do y'all think? Tell me everything! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
An elder millennial and baby millennial hash out their hottest takes on everything from reality TV to pop culture to their own chaotic lives. In between the carpool line and motherhood duties, these sisters are spouting off the hot takes that the other podcasts miss. Be sure to subscribe and we'll be sure to tell you everything! We want to hear from you! Tell me everything! Email us at [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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