Telling Tinder Tales - dating and romance stories from around the world

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Telling Tinder Tales - dating and romance stories from around the world

We've gathered comedians and folks from all over the world to tell us their tales of dating and romance.Listen for the successes and the shockers, the laughter and the tears, of connecting in the modern world.Hosted by Chris O'Neill and Thomasin LockwoodIf you have a tale to tell, please get in touch: Performers & PublicOr email us: [email protected] Tinder Tales is also a live show. Come join us and tell your tale!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @TellingTinderTales<

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    Check the Teeth | Parisian Hook Ups | Are Aussie Men Good Lovers? #45

    Get ready for one of the wildest dating stories yet on Telling Tinder Tales—the podcast where modern romance meets absolute chaos. Hosted by Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood, this episode features New York-based stand-up comedian Christiana Jackson, who brings sharp wit, unfiltered honesty, and a truly unforgettable Tinder horror story.In this episode, Christiana shares a hilarious yet cautionary tale about a date that has everything—a suspiciously closed-mouth Tinder profile, a painfully late arrival, and an unexpected entourage of friends. What starts as a simple match quickly spirals into one hell of a bizarre dating experience.But this episode isn’t just about one bad date. It dives into:The realities of dating in New York vs. EuropeRed flags you should never ignore on dating appsThe psychology behind modern hookups and “hoe math”Why asking “Do you have teeth?” might save your nightThe unfiltered truth about attraction, confidence, and dating cultureChristiana also opens up about her life as a stand-up comedian, her approach to dating across the globe, and how she balances humour, honesty, and high standards in a world full of unpredictable matches.Expect bold opinions, laugh-out-loud moments, and brutally honest insights into modern dating, relationships, and hookup culture. If you’ve ever used Tinder, been on a bad date, or just love outrageous real-life stories—this episode is a must-listen.For info on Christiana's exhibition: EROTIC ART FOR UNGRATEFUL MEN🎧 Tune in now for dating disasters, comedy gold, and one unforgettable lesson: always ask the important questions… before the date.Follow us on Insta &amp; TikTok @tellingtindertales, or drop us a line about Aussie men's prowess! [email protected]: Tinder stories, dating podcast, bad date stories, online dating fails, Tinder horror stories, modern dating advice, stand-up comedy podcast, New York dating scene, relationship humour, swipe culture, dating tips, funny podcast episodes.

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    The Hypnotist | Cum-On-Demand | A Voice Note Mishap #44

    Telling Tinder Tales is back with another outrageous, laugh-out-loud dating story—and this one truly has it all. From the announcement of our award nomination to hypnotic hookups and accidental voice note disasters, this episode is a wild ride through modern romance at its most chaotic.🎉 Award News! We’re thrilled to announce that Telling Tinder Tales has been nominated for a Golden Lobes Award in the Best Guest category for our unforgettable episode featuring comedian Ali Woods. Be sure to check out Episode 38 to hear the award-nominated magic.🎙️ This Week’s Guest: Victoria Rose Joining hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomason Lockwood is comedian, photographer, and former English teacher Victoria Rose, calling in from a small town near Glasgow. After impressing audiences at a live show, Victoria shares a dating story unlike anything we’ve heard before.🔥 What to Expect in This Episode:A whirlwind two-week virtual romance sparked on TinderHypnotic voice notes that take intimacy to a whole new levelThe emotional high of intense connection—and the sudden crash of being ghostedA hilariously awkward moment involving 53 accidentally sent voice notesHonest reflections on dating patterns, attraction, and modern relationships😂 Why You’ll Love It: This episode perfectly captures what Telling Tinder Tales does best—real stories, real people, and real laughs. Victoria’s tale is equal parts shocking, funny, and relatable, exploring the strange ways technology shapes intimacy today.Whether you’re here for the comedy, the cringe, or the comfort of knowing you’re not alone in your dating disasters, this episode delivers.⭐ Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review! And if you’ve got your own unbelievable dating story, we’d love to hear it. [email protected]: Telling Tinder Tales podcast, dating stories podcast, Tinder horror stories, modern dating comedy, ghosting stories, online dating fails, funny relationship podcast, UK comedy podcast, viral dating stories, awkward dating moments

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    Head Over Heels | A Little Bit Naughty | A Showmance #43

    Get ready for another hilarious and jaw-dropping episode of Telling Tinder Tales, the comedy podcast where dating disasters turn into unforgettable stories. Hosted by Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood, this episode blends heartfelt moments with outrageous relationship catastrophes.Thomasin returns to the podcast after caring for her grandparents and shares a touching real-life love story —proving that patience and humour are the true secrets to a lasting relationship. But don’t get too comfortable… because this week’s guest brings the chaos.Meet Stevie, a visually impaired mum, theatre professional, and stand-up comedian from Doncaster, who delivers one of the wildest dating tales yet. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, brutally honest reflections, and unbelievable twists, this episode explores modern dating, toxic relationships, and the humour we find in our worst romantic decisions.If you love comedy podcasts, real-life dating stories, and unfiltered storytelling, this episode of Telling Tinder Tales is a must-listen.Keywords: dating podcast, funny dating stories, Tinder tales, relationship fails, comedy podcast UK, toxic relationships, modern dating, hilarious true stories, stand-up comedy, love and relationships

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    Tinder Trouble | A Speedo and Machine Guns | Curiosity Wins Out #42

    In this surprising and heartwarming episode of Telling Tinder Tales, host Chris O’Neill is joined once again by guest co-host Aiden Morris while Thomason Lockwood is away. Together, they welcome Vanessa Guevara Flores, a professional dancer originally from Mexico who now lives in East London, to share one of the most unforgettable online dating stories we’ve heard yet.After an accidental Tinder match caused by gravity • A very direct admirer with some questionable fantasies • And a truly unforgettable profile photo.This episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, awkward Tinder encounters, cultural differences in dating, and a surprisingly wholesome modern love story.If you've ever wondered whether dating apps can actually lead to something real, this story might just restore your faith in online dating.Whether you’re deep in the dating app world, newly single, or just here for the comedy, this episode delivers one of the most surprising Tinder success stories we’ve heard.💌 Have your own dating disaster or Tinder tale? Send your story to [email protected]🎤 Live Shows: Catch Telling Tinder Tales LIVE in Glasgow this March and share your story with the audience.📱 Follow us on social media for updates and clips: Instagram &amp; TikTok: @tellingtindertalesIf you enjoyed the episode, don’t forget to follow, rate, and share the podcast — you might just give someone hope before their next swipe.Hosts: Chris O'Neill &amp; Aidan MorrisProducer: Lucie ReganAudio Editor: George Powell

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    A Tale as Old as Time | Hoeing Without Hurting | The Magic of 'Recently Divorced' #42

    In this candid and surprisingly poignant episode of Telling Tinder Tales, guest host Aidan Morris joins Chris O'Neill to welcome New York City comedian Stephen Bolles. Fresh off a 'hoe phase' following a sudden divorce, Stephen shares a "doozy" of a story. What starts as a standard Tinder-hookup-turned-booty-call quickly evolves into a tragicomedy involving beers, 4 hours of video games, and some sweatpants.Stephen dives deep into the 'ethical slut' lifestyle, and his approach to responsible dating, why "recently divorced" is the ultimate pickup line, and how Carly Ray Jepsen saved him from a "villain arc."Connect with Telling Tinder Tales:Share Your Tale: Have a dating disaster that needs to be heard? Email us at [email protected] Us: Get updates on live shows and episodes on Instagram @tellingtindertales.Support the Show: Like, follow, and share this episode to help us grow!Live Show Dates:Leicester: 21st FebruaryGlasgow: MarchGuest: Stephen Bolles @mclonghair Stephen's comedy special Stephen PleaseGuest Host: Aidan Morris @aidanmorris16 See Aidan @thequeercomedyclub, LondonHost: Chris O'NeillProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganKeywords: Tinder Stories, Dating Disasters, Stand-up Comedy, New York City Dating, Recently Divorced, Ethical Non-Monogamy, Hookup Culture, Relationship Advice, Dating Apps, Field App, Podcast.

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    One Year Anniversary Special | Wild Dating Tales & Unforgettable Guests #41

    In this special one-year anniversary episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood look back on twelve months of some of the bizarre, hilarious, shocking, and unforgettable dating stories imaginable.From shirtless park dates ending in police chases, to dominatrix coffee meet-ups involving medieval-level contraptions, to dates bringing binders, spreadsheets, ferrets (yes, actual ferrets) and unsolicited medical research — this episode is a greatest-hits celebration of everything that can (and will) go wrong when people search for love.Chris and Thomason reflect on what it takes to keep a comedy dating podcast alive for a full year (spoiler: tolerant co-hosts, brave guests, and keeping your editor happy), while revisiting fan-favourite stories including:A disastrous Amsterdam date involving wine, drugs, and the policeA dominatrix date that escalated faster than anyone expectedDates with literal folders of expectations and diagnosesLive show chaos from Edinburgh and beyondWhy, no matter how awkward your last date felt, you are absolutely more normal than you thinkThe hosts also share behind-the-scenes memories from early recordings, technical mishaps, live shows, and the joy of hearing real people tell their real dating stories — no AI slop, no filters, just reality.If you’re new to Telling Tinder Tales, this episode is the perfect starting point. If you’ve been here since the beginning, it’s a heartfelt, hilarious reminder of why dating stories are endlessly entertaining — and occasionally terrifying.🎭 Plus: updates on upcoming live comedy dating shows across the UK, including Leicester, Derby, and Edinburgh.💌 Got a dating story to share? Details are in the show notes. 📱 Follow us on Instagram &amp; TikTok: @tellingtindertales ⭐ Like, follow, subscribe, and review — it genuinely helps!

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    From a Promising Chat to an Unhappy Accident #40

    In this outrageously funny episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome Sydney, a blind, queer comedian, musician, and life coach calling in from Brighton, UK, to share one of the most chaotic dating stories the podcast has ever heard.What starts as a promising Tinder date—complete with intelligent conversation, politics, music, and connection — quickly descends into absolute madness when Sydney’s date secretly necks half a bottle of spirits, becomes completely catatonic, strips off, and has a big, little accident.Along the way, the trio dive into dating safety, first-date red flags, queer dating experiences, Plenty of Fish nostalgia, and the unspoken rules of Tinder etiquette—while managing to find the humour in truly traumatic situations. Sydney also shares insights into her life as a comedian, her Brighton comedy success, and why the internet seems to magnetically attract weirdos.If you love hilarious dating disaster stories, Tinder horror tales, bad first dates, and laugh-out-loud podcast conversations about modern romance, this episode is an absolute must-listen.GUEST: Sydney May @thesydney_may🎙️ Topics include: Tinder dates gone wrong, online dating fails, queer dating stories, disastrous first dates, dating app safety, comedy storytelling, and real-life Tinder nightmares.👉 Listen now, leave a review, and remember: always vet your dates—and maybe hide the gin.

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    An Expert in the Field | Poly is not a Parrot | Why the Apps Purposefully Fail? #39

    In this episode of Telling Tinder Tales, Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by dating industry expert and dating coach Steve Dean for one of the most educational Tinder stories yet.What starts as a late-night Tinder message turns into an all-night wander through New York, a three-month romance, and then—without warning— a new guy that prompts a sudden move across the world to become an organic farmer. Naturally.Steve also lifts the lid on the modern dating world, sharing insights from his time using over 300 hundred dating apps, consulting for the dating industry, and navigating polyamorous relationships with honesty, calendars, and spreadsheets (yes, really). Join them as they chat late-night dates, dating app disasters, weird apps that should never have existed, and whether dating apps actually want you to find love.Funny, surprising, and unexpectedly wholesome, this episode is packed with laughs, dating wisdom, and proof that even the strangest Tinder tales can have a happy ending.If you love dating podcasts, real Tinder stories, or hearing experts unpack the dating industry, this episode is for you.Guest: Steve Dean, @Date Working👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, follow, rate, and review the podcast — it really helps us grow. 📩 Got your own wild dating story? Email us at [email protected] 🎟️ Check out our live shows in Leicester, Glasgow, and more — and follow us on socials @tellingtindertales for dates and updates.Because no matter how bad the date… at least you’ll get a great story out of it.

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    An Aussie Liability | Vino Regretto | Go Do It #38

    This week on Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by comedian and viral sketch star Ali Woods for one of the wildest dating stories we’ve ever heard.Ali calls in from Hackney (freshly moved in with his partner, no less) to share a jaw-dropping tale from his early 20s, back when dating apps, bad decisions, and cheap Sauvignon Blanc ruled his love life. From meeting at the Clapham Grand to a date spiralling out of control in central London, this episode covers everything from toxic first-date behaviour and unhinged flirting to the stranger, more absurd side of modern dating culture.Along the way, the gang dive into:Dating apps vs meeting in real lifeSliding into DMs and dating as a comedianPower dynamics, boundaries, and red flags on first datesWhy being single isn’t a “character flaw”How your dating life shapes comedy, creativity, and confidenceWhy some dates are better as stories than relationshipsIt’s hilarious, uncomfortable, chaotic, and surprisingly thoughtful — a classic Telling Tinder Tales episode that proves sometimes the worst dates make the best laughs.🎤 Guest: Ali Woods (stand-up comedian, Instagram &amp; TikTok creator) @aliwoodsgigsIf you love dating podcasts, real Tinder stories, comedy podcasts, or hearing comedians unpack disastrous romantic encounters, this episode is for you.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, follow, rate, and review the podcast — it really helps us grow. 📩 Got your own wild dating story? Email us at [email protected] 🎟️ Check out our live shows in Leicester, Glasgow, and more — and follow us on socials @tellingtindertales for dates and updates.Because no matter how bad the date… at least you’ll get a great story out of it.📍Topics: Dating horror stories, Tinder dates, comedy &amp; relationships, London dating, bad first dates 😂 Vibe: Funny, raw, unfiltered, and brutally honestHosts/Producers: Chris O'Neill &amp; Thomasin LockwoodProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo Dunlop

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    Making Memories, Hoarding Hoodies, and A Sus Suggestion #37

    In this hilarious episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by Lucy, a 27-year-old sports broadcasting professional from London, who shares one of the most awkward, wild, and unforgettable dating stories yet.What starts as a promising Hinge date in London quickly turns into a full-blown rom-com nightmare when Lucy is invited on a first date ice skating at Canary Wharf— in the middle of London’s business district. From being filmed on the ice “to make memories” less than an hour into the date, a rooftop bar, questionable suggestions, and walking away with a borrowed ice rink manager hoodie, this episode has everything that makes online dating so chaotic and funny.Along the way, the hosts dive into:Dating app disasters and first date red flagsDoing dates “for the plot”Celebrity crushes and unconventional attractionBoundary-setting on awkward datesWhy fun dates don’t always mean the right personAnd how Lucy somehow keeps collecting hoodies from men she never sees againPacked with sharp banter, laugh-out-loud moments, and relatable dating insights, this episode is perfect for fans of dating podcasts, comedy podcasts, bad Tinder stories, and anyone navigating modern dating.🎧 If you love real dating stories, awkward first dates, and comedy that tells the truth about dating apps, this episode of Telling Tinder Tales is not to be missed.📩 Got your own dating horror story? Email [email protected] 📱 Follow us on Instagram &amp; TikTok @tellingtindertales 🎟️ Live shows in Leicester (February) and Glasgow (March)Swipe left on bad dates—but swipe right on this episode. 💔➡️❤️

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    The Maid, The Foot Man, and an Analogue Girl #36

    In this outrageous new episode of Telling Tinder Tales, host Chris O’Neill is joined by guest co-host Alice Frick, stepping in for Thomasin, and things quickly spiral into one of the wildest dating stories the podcast has ever heard.Calling in from Liverpool, performer, poet, and cabaret artist Joan Cooper Snark (aka another Alice) shares a jaw-dropping tale of modern dating, group chats, unexpected fantasies, and how one perfectly ordinary Tinder date can snowball into something completely wild. From feminist group chats and consent conversations, strange requests, and nights that take turns no one could possibly predict, this episode is packed with tantalising twists and big laughs.Along the way, the gang chats about dating apps, sexual confidence, comedy, performance art, and the sheer chaos of trying to connect with people online. It’s a hilarious, candid, and very funny exploration of dating culture, boundaries, and the bizarre situations people find themselves in when swiping turns into real life.Expect:A truly unforgettable Tinder dating storySharp comedy and chaotic energyHonest conversations about consent and communicationPlenty of laughs and “you won’t believe this” momentsIf you love dating podcasts, comedy podcasts, or stories about Tinder dates gone completely wrong, this episode is not to be missed.Follow @tellingtindertales on Instagram and TikTok for clips, live dates, and more dating disasters, and if you’ve got a story of your own, check the show notes to get in touch.Swipe less! Laugh more!Hosts: Chris O'Neill and Alice Frick @alice.frickGuest: Joan Cooper Snark @joancoopersnarkProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo Dunlop

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    Don't Double Down | Who's the Old Man in the Hallway? | Catwoman Goes Catfishing #35

    In this episode of Telling Tinder Tales, host Chris O’Neill is joined by guest co-host Alice Frick for another hilariously uncomfortable deep dive into modern dating gone wrong. When dating apps promise romance but deliver chaos, this podcast is here to laugh through the pain.This week’s caller, Paul from Kent, shares his first-ever experience of online dating after two marriages and a long break from the dating world. What starts as a spontaneous Tinder match quickly escalates into a two-hour drive, an overnight stay, and a date that goes from hopeful to unsettling in under 24 hours. From intense oversharing and performative public displays of affection to alarming assumptions about meeting his children, Paul’s story is a masterclass in dating app red flags.As the conversation unfolds, the episode explores bigger themes around online dating safety, first-date boundaries, and the realities of re-entering the dating scene later in life. Paul also offers practical insights into building a “normal” dating profile, navigating video calls, and why verifying profiles matters more than ever.The chat takes an eye-opening turn as Paul reveals an experiment that exposed the darker side of social media and dating apps, highlighting the challenges women face online and sparking a broader conversation about consent, anonymity, and accountability on the internet.🎙️ Topics covered in this episode:Tinder dating horror storiesOnline dating after divorceFirst date red flagsDating app safety tipsAwkward Tinder datesThe reality of modern dating appsComedy stories about dating gone wrong🎟️ Plus, hear about upcoming live Telling Tinder Tales shows in Leicester and Glasgow.Follow Telling Tinder Tales on Instagram and TikTok for more dating disasters, behind-the-scenes clips, and live show updates. If you’ve got a story of your own, check the show notes to get involved.

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    A Gaseous Proposal | Cuffing Season | Red & Green Should Never Be Seen #34

    It’s a festive special on Telling Tinder Tales, the dating podcast where modern romance goes hilariously wrong. Hosts Chris O’Neil and Thomasin Lockwood unwrap a Christmas-themed episode packed with awkward dating stories, seasonal romance, and laugh-out-loud relationship mishaps.In this holiday episode, the duo explore Dates of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, sharing everything from disastrous festive moments to modern dating trends like cuffing season and Dating Sunday—the busiest day of the year for dating apps. Expect sharp wit, honest observations, and plenty of chaos as they dive into how love, loneliness, and logistics collide during the holidays.🎁 In this episode, you’ll hear about:A legendary Christmas Day proposal gone wrong (involving terrible timing and an unforgettable interruption)Why proposing at Christmas can be romantic… or a massive red flagThe truth about cuffing season and using relationships to survive winterHoliday dating pressure, gift expectations, and festive exploitationChristmas music debates, questionable song covers, and romantic playlistsDating app culture and why the first Sunday of January changes everythingWhether you’re single, cuffed, dating, or happily avoiding romance altogether, this episode delivers relatable stories, cultural insights, and plenty of festive laughs. Perfect listening for anyone navigating modern dating, Tinder tales, or the emotional chaos of the Christmas season.🎧 Listen now to Telling Tinder Tales—because if dating is going to go wrong, it might as well be funny.📩 Got a dating disaster to share? Email the show at [email protected] and be part of a future episode.

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    Is AI the New Cyrano de Bergerac? | A Feline Furry | Why Google Translate Can't Date #33

    In this hilarious new episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome Sam from London, who brings two jaw-dropping dating disasters that perfectly capture why modern romance is so chaotic, confusing, and endlessly funny.First, Sam recounts a blind date gone catastrophically wrong, courtesy of his so-called friends. What starts as an innocent setup at a university bar quickly spirals into a nightmare involving cat ears, and purring. Sam’s story is a masterclass in social awkwardness, secondhand embarrassment, and why you should never trust your mates with your love life.Sam also shares the moment that finally killed dating apps for him. What follows is one of the most surreal first dates you’ll ever hear, complete with language barriers, accidental lies, and the realisation that speaking to people in real life might be the best way to go.Along the way, the conversation dives into:AI and dating, including the rise of ChatGPT-written pickup linesWhether technology helps or harms genuine human connectionOld-school flirting vs dating appsHow to approach strangers without being creepyWhy authenticity still beats algorithmsWith sharp wit, brutal honesty, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, this episode is perfect for anyone who loves bad date stories, Tinder fails, dating app horror stories, awkward blind dates, and modern dating comedy.🎧 Listen now to Telling Tinder Tales — where dating goes wrong so you don’t have to.📩 Got a wild dating story? Email us at [email protected] 📍 Live shows coming up in Leicester (February) and Glasgow (March) 📱 Follow us on social media @tellingtindertalesIf you enjoyed this episode, please rate, review, subscribe, and share — your support helps keep the terrible dates coming.

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    A Love Song | You Said What?! | The Call of Nature #32

    In this wildly entertaining episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome Jess — a marketing professional at London’s iconic Southwark Playhouse — who shares a chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly heart-warming dating story that starts on Bumble and ends in a long-term relationship.From socially distanced COVID dates, lakeside walks, and awkward air-hugs to a third-date original love song, a broken-down car in a pitch-black car park, and a boyfriend who accidentally makes the worst joke imaginable… this episode has everything you’d want in a modern dating rom-com gone wrong.Jess talks:💛 How she chose to date one person at a time on Bumble 😂 Why a tiny robin became a symbol of their relationship 🎤 The original love song she performed on the THIRD date 💍 And how — against all odds — they’re now celebrating 5 years together!Plus, you’ll hear behind-the-scenes tales of dating during lockdown, navigating chemistry without physical contact, the horrors of woodland bathroom breaks, and what happens when your date has an identical twin who judges all your mistakes.If you love dating disasters, wholesome chaos, and unexpected happy endings, this episode is for you.Check out Southwark Playhouse’s Christmas + January shows including Litmus Christmas, Ballad Lines, and The Olive Boy • Follow us: @TellingTinderTales • Leave a review • And get in touch if you have a story to tell [email protected] shows coming up: Leicester (Feb), Glasgow (March)Hosts/Producers: Chris O'Neill &amp; Thomasin LockwoodProducer/Editor: Lucie Regan

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    Escorted Out | Catfishing Your Ex | Lonely Hearts Photos #31

    In this week’s episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neil and Thomasin Lockwood welcome Sian from West London—stand-up comedian, true-crime enthusiast, and collector of some rather odd dating stories.At 58, fresh out of a divorce, Sian jumped into the chaotic world of online dating and comedy gigs… sometimes on the same night. Today she joins us to share a hilariously disastrous Plenty of Fish date that went from mildly awkward to full-blown cringe.Sian also reveals:The truth behind her unusual divorce (yes… there was a catfishing moment).What dating was like in her 20s vs. dating in your late 50s.Why she once kept a stack of 1980s Lonely Hearts photos.Her unexpectedly heart-warming first date with her current partner—who broke every rule she thought she had.And her best safety and sanity-saving advice for anyone navigating modern dating apps.This episode has everything: dating disasters, comedy-gig chaos, true-crime energy, and a reminder that sometimes the best relationships appear when you least expect them—if you keep an open mind.Support the PodcastIf you enjoyed the episode, please: ⭐ Leave us a 5-star review 💬 Share the show with a friend 📲 Follow us on Instagram &amp; TikTok: @tellingtindertales 🎟️ See us live in Leicester (February) and Glasgow (March)Have your own dating story? Check the show notes and get in touch—we might feature you next! Or email us on [email protected]/Producers: Thomasin Lockwood and Chris O'NeillProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo Dunlop

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    Dick Pics | A 48 Hour Date | IRL v Online #30

    In this episode of Telling Tinder Tales, Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood chat with Berlin-based comedian Jazz, whose unexpected love story proves that sometimes the best romances start off the apps ❤️. What begins with a random flyer on the streets of Berlin turns into a sliding-doors moment, a natural conversation, and a 48-hour first date that eventually leads to moving in together.Along the way, the trio dive into everything from the baffling persistence of unsolicited pics 📵 to the wild etiquette of Berlin’s techno scene 🎧, the science of attraction and scent, and why meeting someone in person often beats swiping through endless profiles. Jazz also shares what dating was like in New York, how comedy gigs became his unlikely route to romance, and why real connection is so much more than a curated profile photo.Funny, honest, and full of international dating chaos, this episode is perfect for anyone who’s ever wondered whether love can still be found in the wild.👉 If you enjoy the show, please follow, rate, and review—your five stars help us keep the stories (and disasters) coming!@tellingtindertalesIf you have a story to tell, get in touch! [email protected]

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    Roofying Yourself | Creating a Killa Profile | Avoiding the Bill #29

    This week on Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome a very special guest: New York comedian and creator of the original Tinder Tales podcast, David Piccolomini.David brings one of his own very memorable first date tale to the table — a story packed with chaos, comedy, and the kind of twist that only modern dating can deliver.He chats about the rise of dating apps, life on the road as a touring comic, and his ambitious new one-man show built around learning ten new skills in two years. And shares what he discovered after hosting hundreds of dating-story episodes — from surprising trends to unforgettable confessions.He also offers genuinely useful advice on:Creating a killer online dating profile 💘Standing out on apps like Tinder, Hinge, and Field 🔥📲Avoiding common profile mistakes ❌Mixing confidence, humour, and honesty to get better matches 😎💬If you love funny dating stories, real-life romance disasters, modern dating insights, or interviews with comedians, this episode is full of laughs and takeaways.David Piccolomini Instagram YouTubeKeywords: Tinder stories, online dating podcast, funny dating experiences, modern dating advice, dating profile tips, comedian interview, Field dating app, chaotic first dates, Irish comedy podcast.

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    Red Flags to Romance #28

    In this episode of Telling Tinder Tales, your favourite duo Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood chat with Tina, an American expat living in London, about her unforgettable dating experiences. From sketchy red flags and cigarette-scented kisses to an unexpected fairytale romance with a dashing Polish man—this episode is full of twists, laughs, and surprising insights.Tina shares two powerful dating stories:The Walking Red Flag: A man who tried to rush intimacy, ignored boundaries, and planned a first date to a secluded beach.The Breeze App Success Story: A sweet, slow-burn romance sparked by a thoughtful man, a mysterious accent, and a four-hour first date.You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might even get a little teary-eyed. Plus, we learn about a lesser-known dating app that sets up safe, no-texting first dates in neutral locations. Oh, and there’s kissing at train stations...what's not to like!🔥 Key Takeaways &amp; Topics🚩 Red Flags in Early Dating: Tina boldly confronts disrespectful behaviour on first dates. Her no-nonsense attitude is a guide for modern daters.🚙 First Date Danger Zones: Why agreeing to a two-hour drive to the beach is a bad idea.🧭 Breeze Dating App: An old-school, structured dating app that skips the texting and sets up real-life dates in vetted locations.🧠 Healthy Boundaries &amp; Self-Respect: Tina models what it looks like to stand your ground with humour and grace.💕 Finding Love When You Least Expect It: A spontaneous decision to not cancel a date turned into a real connection—with kombucha, candles, and a Polish accent.🌍 Cross-Cultural Dating: How cultural values and upbringing affect relationship dynamics.🔗 Follow Tina on YouTube @unfilteredselflove-withTina and Instagram @tinalhiattProducers/Hosts: Chris O'Neill &amp; Thomasin LockwoodProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo Dunlop#datingpodcast #TinderFails #modernromance #onlinedatingstories #datingredflags #datingapps #relationshipadvice #BreezeApp #interculturaldating #funnydatingstories #TinderTales #relationshippodcast

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    The Stand In Date & Back To Mine For Dessert #27

    In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of Telling Tinder Tales, your hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood dive into two unforgettable dating stories that prove love—and disaster—can be found in the most unexpected places.🎩 First up, comedian Danny Ward takes us back to 2008 and a MySingleFriend.com date that escalates quickly: from a mystery message to a full-blown black-tie gala with millionaire property magnates, Lamb shank, and posh awkwardness ensue.🐾 Then, Rae Liu, podcast host of Kaleidoscope PBTS, shares her journey from swiping on China’s Tinder equivalent (Tantan) to falling for a fiercely confident woman who orders everything on the menu. This wild ride includes DJ egos, budget dating, and buckets of Red Bull in Thailand.💬 Expect laughs, surprises, and a little bit of wholesomeness as we explore how online dating can lead to lifelong connections—or very expensive dinners.🔑 Key Topics:Online dating gone wrong (and right)MySingleFriend.com and early dating appsAwkward first dates with family involvedCross-cultural relationships in ChinaTinder alternatives like TantanHilarious tales of chaos, commitment, and cat cohabitation🎧 Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your shows. 📍 Catch us live at the Nottingham Comedy Festival and follow us on social @TellingTinderTales for updates.Have a story to share? Slide into our DMs or email us—details in the show notes.Producers/Hosts: Chris O'Neill &amp; Thomasin LockwoodProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo Dunlop#DatingPodcast #OnlineDatingStories #TinderFails #FunnyPodcast #ComedyPodcast #RelationshipFails #ModernDating #StorytimePodcast #MySingleFriend #FishnetStockings #MatalanTuxedo #ChineseTinder #TantanDating #LoveAndLambShank #KarenStory #Podcast #PodcastDescription

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    Lesbian Misfire, Sucking Sticks, and Is She Licking My Belly? #26

    In this wildly entertaining episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neil land Thomasin Lockwood welcome guests Natasha, Greg, and Rosy for a rollercoaster ride through their most awkward, outrageous, and unforgettably weird dating stories.🌀 Natasha kicks things off with a lesbian Bumble blunder, where 'her date' tried to set her up - with a man.🍣 Greg recounts a sushi date gone painfully wrong, featuring wooden stick phobia, soy sauce slurping, and a trio of nearby women who were way more interesting.💥 Finally, Rosy shares a jaw-dropping tale of black bean stew, kinky carpet fun, and a romantic night that ended in a mop up.With a mix of cringe, comedy, and chaos, this episode captures the best of worst dates, filled with laugh-out-loud moments and brutally honest storytelling.Natasha Hughes - The Lost Sun SocietyGreg Wasserman - RSS.com (6 months free podcast hosting promo code: rss6free)Rosy Carrick - I Love Poetry CollectionProducers/Hosts: Chris O'Neill &amp; Thomasin LockwoodProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo DunlopKeywords: dating podcast, funny dating stories, awkward date stories, Tinder fails, Bumble misfire, worst first dates, dating horror stories, lesbian dating story, sushi date disaster, black bean vomit story, sex gone wrong, cringe dating podcast, hilarious dating podcast, Telling Tinder Tales, Chris O’Neill, Thomasin Lockwood, modern dating problems, real dating experiences

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    Binder Man, Just a Booty Call, and It's Not Personal #25

    Welcome back to Telling Tinder Tales, the podcast where the search for love takes some... unexpected turns. This week your hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by three fantastic guests who dial in with their wildest, weirdest, and most memorable dating app stories.🔥 First up: Nicole – a spiritual relationship coach and matchmaker from Florida – recounts a truly jaw-dropping first date involving a laminated binder of expectations, a $15k monthly girlfriend budget, and bikini waxes itemised like a shopping list. Was he a sugar daddy? A control freak? Or just hyper-organised? You decide.💬 Next: Josh, a theatre professional from South London, shares his Tinder saga that began with getting ghosted and ended with meeting the love of his life. From three dates in three days to a relationship that’s lasted seven years and counting, his story proves that yes – you can win Tinder.👀 And finally: Sarah, founder of The Dating Circle, tells a cringe-worthy tale about a date who tagged along to a Hackney music event, couldn’t handle rejection, and followed up with an essay-length breakup text. She shares her reflections on dating with authenticity, navigating hurt feelings, and the fine line between dating content and personal boundaries.💡 This episode dives into:🚩 Red flags vs. personal preferences in dating📱 The ups and downs of modern dating apps like Tinder❤️‍🔥 Casual vs. committed relationships – and being honest about what you want🧠 Emotional intelligence, self-awareness, and post-date etiquette💬 Dating transparency and storytelling in the age of TikTokWhether you're navigating dating apps, dodging red flags, or hoping to swipe right on something real, this episode is packed with insight, humor, and heartfelt moments.🔗 Follow the guests:Nicole – Luma MatchmakingJosh – Omnibus Theatre, ClaphamSarah – The Dating Circle on TikTok &amp; Facebook📍 Catch us live at the Nottingham Comedy Festival this October &amp; November!📲 Follow Telling Tinder Tales on Instagram &amp; TikTok🎧 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and leave a review if you enjoy the episode!Producers/Hosts: Chris O'Neill &amp; Thomasin LockwoodProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo Dunlop#TellingTinderTales #TinderFails #DatingPodcast #ModernDating #OnlineDatingStories #FunnyFirstDates #BadDateStories #TinderHorrorStories #RelationshipPodcast #LoveAndLaughs #TinderSuccessStory #ComedyPodcast

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    Bakery Bonding, Awkwardly Wicked, and Did You Read My Profile? #24

    Welcome to Telling Tinder Tales, the comedy podcast where dating goes off the rails and laughter is guaranteed! Hosted by Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood, this week’s episode features three unforgettable stories from across the UK – full of awkward encounters, unexpected plot twists, and musical meltdowns.✨ This episode features:Lewis from Derbyshire, who takes us on a hilariously wholesome first date to York involving plenty of baked goods, and a run in with a Rottweiler at Dick Turpin’s grave.Juliet from Exeter, whose date turns into an unexpected double-date ends in an awkward musical theatre rendition.Jimmy from London, who goes from a promising second date, only to discover that his date had failed to reveal something important.Expect candid storytelling, chaotic moments, and unexpected lessons in British history.🎙️ Follow &amp; Subscribe: If you enjoy dating fails, comedy storytelling, and British banter, hit Follow or Subscribe on your favourite podcast platform. Please leave a 5-star review – it helps new listeners find us and might just earn you a trip to a certain bakery.📱 Get Involved: Got your own awkward dating story? We’d love to hear it! Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @TellingTinderTales and check the show notes for how to apply.🎧 Listen now for laughs, cringe, and some surprisingly heartwarming moments.Check out Jimmy Cosgrove's Showtime LondonProducers/Hosts: Chris O'Neill &amp; Thomasin LockwoodProducer/Editor: Lucie ReganEdit Assistant: Leo Dunlop

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    Polo Neck Man, and Dodging a Bullet RE-RUN #6

    In this hilarious episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by two brilliant guests—Aidan Morris and Melinda Mukuma—who share their unforgettable, cringeworthy, and laugh-out-loud online dating stories from Tinder and beyond.🎉 Aidan recounts a date gone wildly off-course when what seemed like a romantic bar crawl ended up in a Hackney flat, complete with a home bar, leather couch, and one disastrously misguided attempt at a turtleneck boob grab. Spoiler: the turtleneck survived—but just barely.🎯 Melinda reflects on her early Tinder days with a charming tale involving a misleading profile, a pink lager, and a room full of pool-playing strangers who just might have been her better match.Expect big laughs, red flags, fashion crimes, and top-tier Virgo energy as we dive into:Bad first dates 🥴Misleading Tinder profiles 🙈Consent &amp; awkward intimacy 🚩Dating as a parent 👶Ghosting etiquette 👻And why your knitwear deserves respect.🎧 Whether you're in the thick of app dating or happily watching from the sidelines, this episode brings the chaos, comedy, and catharsis of modern romance straight to your ears.👉 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @tellingtindertales 📬 Got a dating disaster? Slide into our DMs or check the show notes to submit your own story!Guests@[email protected]

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    An Older Woman, A Man in the Closet, and a Bunny Boiler RE-RUN #5

    Welcome to this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Telling Tinder Tales – the comedy podcast where comedians (yes, technically people) spill their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping dating app stories.Hosted by comedians Chris O’Neil and Thomasin Lockwood, this episode dives deep into the chaotic world of online dating – from bisexual Buddhist jazz sessions to a boyfriend in the closet and a near-stalker situation involving some very unsettling red lipstick.👥 Featuring guests:Anya Zova (Los Angeles via Russia): On discovering her much-older boyfriend wasn’t just emotionally distant… but in a gay relationship, with his personal assistant.Patrick Golden (Brooklyn/Texas): Shares the time he dated an 18-years-older art teacher who introduced him to weed gummies, jazz, and a surprise threesome with a manhole worker.Brian Buchey (Queens, NYC): Tells a chillingly funny tale about the “Girl with the Red Lipstick” who may or may not have stalked him across Tinder, Facebook, and life.🔑 Topics include:Bisexual awakening (or not?)Red flags in age-gap relationshipsEmotional manipulation and hidden sexualityTinder etiquette: ghosting, unmatching &amp; blockingComedic takes on modern dating anxiety🎧 If you love Oversharing, U Up?, or Why Won’t You Date Me? — this is your new favorite late-night listen.🔥 Don’t forget to follow, rate &amp; share. Because someone you know has dated someone they definitely shouldn’t have…🔗 Follow our guests:Patrick Golden: @patrickgoldencomedyAnya Zova: @anya_zovaBrian Bueche: @brianboochy📍Recorded remotely from Dublin(ish), London, and across the U.S.#TinderTales #ComedyPodcast #OnlineDatingFails #BisexualDating #AgeGapRelationships #FunnyDatingStories #ModernLove #TinderNightmares #RedFlags #PodcastLaunch

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    A Cheeky Pick Up Line, and a Whirlwind Wedding RE-RUN #4

    Welcome back to Telling Tinder Tales – the comedy dating podcast where real people share their funniest, wildest, and most unexpected dating stories! Hosted by comedians Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood, this episode is packed with laughter, love, and just the right amount of chaos.💔 From cringe-worthy Tinder matches to surprise weddings in Las Vegas, this week’s guests Heli and Michael share their unforgettable relationship journeys:Heli tells the hilarious tale of falling for a colleague after the world’s most outrageous pick-up lineMichael takes us on a wild ride from dating disasters to getting married in Vegas after just 12 weeks of datingThomason reveals her first ever date and how she earned the nickname “Bush Push” 😳Chris shares the serendipitous (and slightly chaotic) way he met his wife – hint: it involves a spiral staircase, a broken wrist, and some workplace grievance procedures🕯️ Kites, Harry Potter books, scented candles, and military uniforms — this episode is full of unexpected twists and laugh-out-loud moments.🔥 Topics Covered in This Episode:Real-life Tinder storiesFunny first date experiencesHilarious relationship confessionsUnusual dating gifts (including a literal kite)Vegas wedding storiesDating after breakupsHow NOT to flirt 😅Guests:Heli Pärna @heliparnaMichael McMahon @Irish.the.comedian

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    Keen as Mustard, Unwarranted Advice, and The Bogwoman RE-RUN#3

    In this very funny episode of Telling Tinder Tales, comedians Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood bring together a lineup of hilarious guests to share their most jaw-dropping, cringe-inducing, and shockingly relatable online dating stories. From Faceparty hookups that turned into six-month relationship disasters, and lesbian cat puke horror stories in rural Ireland, this episode dives deep into the chaos that comes with swiping right. 💔😂🎙 Guests include:Alex Leam, self-proclaimed internet dating pioneer, who shares the ultimate overshare story about a woman moving counties after one hookup (yikes).Rabiah Coon, a sharp LA comic living in London, tells us what it’s like dating with MS—and how one man thought he was the authority on her condition (ugh).Heidi Stamp, with a surreal lesbian dating story involving a hero-less box of Heroes, a feral cat, and a bathroom with no door (you can’t make this stuff up).👀 Topics covered:Tinder, Faceparty, and Plenty of Fish disastersRed flags in dating (monarchists, eugenics, bathroom doors?)Dating while disabledLong-distance dating horror storiesComedians' worst dating experiencesEdinburgh Fringe, improv, and questionable game showsRelationship mismatches and bizarre hookups🌍 Whether you're a Tinder veteran, a dating app newbie, or someone who's sworn off digital romance altogether, this episode will have you laughing, gasping, and maybe questioning your own romantic decisions.🔥 Perfect for fans of:Modern LoveWhy Won’t You Date Me?U Up?The Receipts PodcastComedians Telling Horrible Dating Stories🎧 Subscribe and leave a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review if you've ever been ghosted, gaslit, or fed sour sausages by a stranger in the bogs of Ireland.Follow &amp; Connect: 🗣 Featuring comics from the UK, US &amp; beyond 📍Recorded remotely but full of global dating disasters 🧡 Join the chaos, share your own Tinder tale, and follow for new episodes each week! [email protected]

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    A Bunch of Drugs, and a Fancy Doctor RE-RUN #2

    In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by two unforgettable guests with wildly different—but equally awkward—dating stories.✨ First up, Carly, an American living in Amsterdam, recounts a surreal date that escalates from a shirtless picnic to a dramatic police chase. 💬 Then we meet Josh from London, who shares a painfully awkward story of a blind date gone wrong —explaining how the date was “dying” and how they had “nothing in common., and how he accidentally let her know” Oof. 💡 In between the stories, the hosts and guests dive into:Why some men pose with fish in dating profiles 🐟What not to say after a first kiss 😬The psychological horror of being “that bad date story”Whether thinking about the Roman Empire is a guy thing 🏛️Toxic flirting, social anxiety, and modern dating etiquetteIf you’ve ever had a date that went comically off the rails—or just want to laugh at those who have—this episode is for you.🔔 Don’t forget to like, follow, and leave a review! #TellingTinderTales #BadDates #OnlineDatingFails #TinderStories #FunnyPodcasts #DatingDisasters #ModernRomance #TrueDatingStories #ComedyPodcast

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    Aquatics, Wrestling, and Revenge RE-RUN #1

    Welcome to the first episode of Telling Tinder Tales, the comedy podcast where stand-up comedians share their wildest, weirdest, and most unforgettable dating stories! Hosted by Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood, each episode brings laughter, awkward confessions, and a dash of romance-gone-wrong.In this debut episode, we’re joined by three hilarious comedians — Vittorio, Jerry, and Roman — who share their outrageous real-life dating experiences involving Tinder hookups, jealous bouncers, international swimmers, and one very unfortunate car seat incident.🔹 Vittorio’s Tale: A flirtatious bouncer’s girlfriend won’t take no for an answer, even during the World Cup. 🔹 Jerry’s Tale: Falling for a Turkish swimmer in Luxembourg leads to love, lies, and swimming across continents. 🔹 Roman’s Tale: Playing designated driver ends in disaster when white wine and weak bladders mix.From toxic Tinder dates to unexpected female friendships, public drama to personal growth, this episode sets the tone for a show full of heart, humor, and honest dating confessions.💬 If you’ve ever had a weird date, got ghosted, or fell for someone too hot to handle — this podcast is for you.🔎 Keywords: Tinder dating stories, funny dating podcast, comedians on dating, worst Tinder dates, dating disasters, stand-up comedy podcast, funny relationship stories, awkward first dates, dating red flags, podcast about dating apps.🎧 Subscribe now and join us every week for real-life romance fails told by some of the funniest voices in comedy. Because bad dates make great stories!Vittorio Leonardi @vthejesterJerry [email protected] Harris @hardyhaahaa &amp; Eulogise Me Podcast#TellingTinderTales #DatingPodcast #ComediansOnDating #TinderFails #FunnyDatingStories #ComedyPodcast #Episode1

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: What's in the bag? First Date Roomate, and A Secret Shared, Bonus EP#9

    We're back, baby! In this wild and hilarious post-Fringe episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood reunite to spill the most outrageous, jaw-dropping dating stories from their live shows at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025.From a woman who brought a surprise on a Tinder date, to a coming-out story turned squatter saga, to an unforgettable moment when three women in the front row all discovered they all shared the same secret —this episode delivers pure storytelling gold. 💥Expect:🐾 Designer handbags filled with unexpected surprises🛏️ A Tinder date accident that led to a relationship and roomshare😱 A live audience revelation that turns into a group reveal session🎭 The weird and wonderful world of the Edinburgh Fringe (cheese-eating shows included)💬 Behind-the-scenes stories, chaos, comedy, and heartfelt momentsWhether you're into Tinder dating disasters, funny live podcast stories, or unfiltered relationship confessions, this episode is for you.🔔 Don’t forget to follow us on Instagram and TikTok @tellingtindertales for more outrageous moments, audience Q&amp;As, and upcoming live shows.Keywords for SEO: Tinder podcast, funny dating stories, Edinburgh Fringe 2025, Tinder disasters, podcast comedy, relationship podcast, flatmate squatter story, live storytelling podcast, comedy podcast UK, dating podcast 2025, Telling Tinder Tales

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: There's Not Many Fish, Bonus EP#8

    In this special live episode from the Edinburgh Fringe, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome comedian, writer, and children’s entertainer Philip Simon for an unforgettable deep-dive into the wild world of Jewish dating, speed dating gone wrong, and awkward online matchups—including one with his own sister 😳 (yes, really!).💬 From being set up with childhood friends at Jewish singles events to dodging karaoke-loving kids during his fringe show, Philip delivers a non-stop stream of relatable, laugh-out-loud stories about the struggles of finding love in a community where everyone knows your grandmother.🎭 Featuring:Jewish speed dating horror storiesDating site algorithms gone very wrongFinding love in real life (while dressed as a pregnant woman)A sneak peek into Philip's podcast “Jew Talking to Me?”Behind-the-scenes from Edinburgh Fringe 2025Whether you're a dating app veteran, a Fringe comedy lover, or just here for the chaotic Jewish family banter, this episode is for you.👉 Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Telling Tinder Tales for more hilarious and heartfelt dating stories from comedians and guests around the world.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.#EdFringe #EdinburghFringe2025 #DatingPodcast #JewishDating #PhilipSimon #TellingTinderTales #ComedyPodcast #LivePodcast #SpeedDatingFail #ModernDating #FunnyDatingStories #FringeFestival #OnlineDatingDisasters

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: Locked in Love, Bonus EP#7

    In this hilarious and mildly horrifying episode of Telling Tinder Tales Edinburgh Special, hosts Thomasin Lockwood and Chris O’Neill welcome comedian Mark Maloney to share a truly unforgettable dating story—one that starts in a shared bathroom and ends with an unbreakable bond (and some very strict toilet rules).Live from the chaos of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, the trio dive into cringe-worthy dating disasters, absurd human behaviour, and how getting locked in a bathroom in your pants with a new partner can actually lead to lasting love. You’ll hear about first dates in arcades, deadbolt disasters, and how bowel movements can spark heroic strength.Plus, Mark talks about his Fringe show Bald Two-in-One, a comedy split-bill that’s equal parts stand-up and sketch (with even more toilet-based misadventures).Whether you love dating fails, real romance, or just enjoy hearing comedians riff on their most awkward moments, this episode is flush with laughs.Keywords: dating podcast, comedy podcast, Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2025, dating disasters, funny date stories, relationship podcast, stand-up comedy, Mark Maloney comedian, Telling Tinder Tales, shared bathroom story, toilet humor, live podcast, British comedy, awkward dating stories

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: You're a Bit Too Much! Bonus EP#6

    In this special Edinburgh Fringe Festival episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neil and Thomasin Lockwood brave the blustery Scottish weather to bring you a hilarious, heartfelt, and wildly relatable dating story from comedian Pauline Eyre.From church crushes and university heartbreaks to a brush with a future Radiohead drummer, Pauline takes us through a pattern of romantic near-misses that left her being told—more than once—that she was “a bit much.” But in this raw and funny tale, she also reflects on how her later diagnosis of ADHD put those experiences into perspective.🎧 Tune in for:A backstage look at dating with undiagnosed ADHDWild Fringe weather and a near-ceiling collapsePlaying Frenchy in Grease (with pink hair spray-painted into place!)Almost dating Phil Selway from Radiohead before the band made it bigLearning how hyperfixation and comedy intersectPauline's reflections on love, loss, and the beauty of understanding yourselfA powerful connection to Lorde’s “Liability” and what that song unlocked for herWe also chat about her 2025 Fringe show “Anyone for Tennis?”, a love letter to the game and her two decades as a Wimbledon line judge—now obsolete thanks to tech. Catch her live at Hoots 4, Grassmarket, 12:30 PM daily.🔗 BONUS RECOMMENDATION: Don’t miss Alice Frick in “Live Like a Criminal” at Dragonfly Cocktail Bar (5:45 PM). You might remember her from Episode 12, where she talked sexy talk auf Deutsch!Keywords: Pauline Eyre, ADHD dating story, Radiohead drummer, Phil Selway, Edinburgh Fringe podcast, comedy dating podcast, Telling Tinder Tales, Wimbledon line judge, Lorde Liability, ADHD and relationships, Edinburgh Fringe 2025, Anyone for Tennis show, Alice Frick comedy, funny dating stories podcast.

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: You Can't Mess with the Numbers! Bonus EP#5

    In this hilarious and unexpectedly spooky episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood go live from the legendary Edinburgh Fringe Festival to bring you a tale of love, fate, and very specific numerology.🎭 First, we dive into the role of PBH Free Fringe, a vital platform that provides free performance spaces to artists, levelling the playing field for acts and audiences alike.🧙 Then, we're joined by Liverpool-based theatre designer and horror storyteller Peter Mitchelson, who shares an unforgettable post-breakup dating story that involves:A mysterious woman with massive eyesDeep conversations about art, destiny, and double numbersA timed textAnd a chilling warningAlong the way, Peter reflects on heartbreak, spiritual flirtation, emotional reawakening, and the fine line between fate and fantasy. Plus, he plugs his PBH Free Fringe shows: 🔮 Ghost stories and childhood horror at 12:30pm at Whistle Binkies 🌕 The Moon Pack Trial – A comedy-horror blend of occult rituals, sex cults, and "wanky art for arty wankers" at 9:50pm 🏰 Monster Mystery Mansion – An immersive, video game-style horror comedy adventure with audience participation.🎤 Chris also plugs The Full Irish at 11am at Whistle Binkies and Political Breakfast at 9:30am at Hot Toddy's – essential Fringe staples you don’t want to miss!Tags: Edinburgh Fringe 2025, PBH Free Fringe, Tinder dating horror stories, live storytelling, comedy horror podcast, witchy women, numerology in dating, spooky romance, live podcast recording, immersive theatre Edinburgh

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: A Palestinian, a Love Interest, and a Gorilla, Bonus EP#4

    We're live from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2025 with a brand new episode of Telling Tinder Tales! Hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome Palestinian-Irish comedian and writer Sami Abu Wardeh who shares a hilariously disastrous Fringe dating story involving an infamous one-off performance of a man in a gorilla suit, rocking gently in a rocking chair.Sami opens up about his comedy journey, growing up between Kuwait, Palestine, and the UK, and how his show "Palestine Peace: The Resistance" (Pleasance, 9:45pm) blends political storytelling, clowning, and the legacy of comedy legend Dave Allen. He also discusses the unique challenge of making a comedy show about one of the world’s most serious ongoing conflicts.Also featuring bonus plugs, gorilla-related chaos, and a teaser for Danny Ward’s new show The Holiday at the Banshee Labyrinth.✨ What you'll hear in this episode:A surreal Edinburgh Fringe dating disasterBehind the scenes of the cult Fringe showSammy's unique perspective as a Palestinian-Irish comedianCreative inspiration from Dave Allen, Edward Said, and Winston Churchill (yes, really!)Why comedy matters in times of political crisis🎭 Tags: Edinburgh Fringe 2025, stand-up comedy, Palestinian comedian, Sami Abu Wardeh dating stories, funny Tinder dates, storytelling, fringe theatre, political comedy, PBH Free Fringe, Gorilla Rocking Chair Show, Dave Allen comedy👉 Follow us on Instagram &amp; TikTok: @TellingTinderTales📩 Got a hilarious or heartbreaking dating story? Reach out — [email protected]

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: A Creepy Facebook Interloper, Bonus EP#3

    Welcome to Tender Is the Night aka Tinder Tales from Edinburgh, your fix of wild, weird, and wonderful dating stories—recorded live at the legendary Edinburgh Fringe Festival! 🎭💘In this episode, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by the brilliantly funny Mari Volar—an Estonian-born, German-based international comedian—who shares her hilariously awkward first online date in London, involving: 💻 Pre-dating app Facebook groups 🇮🇹 A mysterious Italian man (we're calling him Giovanni) ⚽ A very ill-advised football match date 🕷️ Giant bug-eye glasses 🕵️‍♀️ And the invention of a fictional jealous Russian boyfriend for the ultimate escape!We also dive into Mari’s exciting shows at this year’s Fringe, including: 🔹 50 Ways to Succeed at a Pointless Job – A satirical corporate workshop 🔹 Common Ground – A joyful crowd work comedy experience 🔹 100% C*ntinental – A badass showcase of immigrant women and gender-diverse comicsPlus, a special shout-out to Rabiah Koon our guest from Ep3 show Asian American Cultural Confusion at Bar 50!📍 Whether you're a comedy lover, dating disaster survivor, or Fringe fanatic, this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and painfully relatable moments.🎧 Listen now and subscribe for more dating tales from comedians across the globe — live from Edinburgh Fringe 2025!#EdinburghFringe2025 #ComedyPodcast #DatingStories #TinderFails #OnlineDating #EdFringe #MariVolar #StandupComedy #FringeFestival #PodcastRecommendations

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: You Brought Your Sister? Bonus EP#2

    Welcome back to Telling Tinder Tales, the comedy podcast that dives into the funniest, weirdest, and most awkward dating stories—recorded live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! 🎭💘In this episode, your hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by comedian Kevin O'Brian, who shares a bizarre dating tale with a twist: His date kept bringing her sister along… There were Wetherspoons, wine, and absolutely no rounds paid back. And somehow—it led to marriage?! (And later... divorce.) Yorkshire meets Merseyside dry wit in this unforgettable story of romance, awkwardness, and financial risk assessment.We also explore: 🇮🇪 The sacred Irish round system (never violate it!) 🥐 The irresistible gravitational pull of Greggs 💬 Kevin’s Fringe show: The ABC of One-Liner Jokes, 151 punchy jokes daily at 4:40 PM at The Pilgrim (Cowgate)PLUS: A quick plug for Carly Blair’s brilliant storytelling show Student Becomes the Mistress, on daily at 3:45 PM at Bar 50 (The Snug)—don’t miss it!If you love comedy podcasts, real-life dating disasters, and behind-the-scenes Fringe moments, this episode is your perfect match.🎧 Listen now and follow us for more hilarious Tinder tales from comedians around the world, live from Edinburgh Fringe 2025!#TellingTinderTales #EdinburghFringe2025 #ComedyPodcast #DatingStories #StandupComedy #FunnyDatingFails #OnlineDatingGoneWrong #KevinO'BrianTheComedian #FringeFestival #UKComedy #WetherspoonsDates #GreggsObsessed #OneLinerJokes #CarlyBlair

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    Tales from Edinburgh Fringe: Hurt Me, and We Share the Cloud, Bonus EP#1

    Join hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood in this special bonus episode of Telling Tinder Tales as they gear up for the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe Festival — the world’s largest celebration of arts, culture, and live performance! 🎭In this episode, Chris and Thomasin share behind-the-scenes stories from past live shows, including unforgettable dating tales, hilarious communication mishaps, and what makes Telling Tinder Tales so uniquely uplifting. They also introduce the live show’s upcoming run at Murphy’s on the High Street in Edinburgh, with all the details on when and where to catch it during the festival.Plus, get to know some of the incredible comedians lined up to share their romantic escapades live on stage.Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the podcast, this episode gives you a sneak peek of what’s to come at Edinburgh Fringe 2025 — and invites you to join the fun in person or online.Subscribe now and don’t miss out on the wild, weird, and wonderful dating stories that make Telling Tinder Tales a must-listen podcast for comedy lovers and romantics alike.

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    Glass on Toast, Penis Paintings, and Red Flag Bunting #23

    This week on Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome three guests from across the UK (and beyond) to share their most unforgettable, off-the-rails dating experiences. From breakfast gone dangerously wrong, to a New York artist whose obsession with anatomically bold paintings left one man reeling, to a chaotic Prosecco-fuelled night filled with anxiety, unsolicited voice notes, and far too many red flags — this episode dives deep into the unpredictable world of modern romance.Featuring stories that span Guardian Soulmates, Hinge mishaps, and the perils of mixing mental health meds with first-date nerves, this episode is packed with cautionary tales, sharp observations, and the kind of dating disasters you truly couldn’t make up.Tune in for:A morning after the night before that ends in a minor medical emergencyAn room filled with penis portraitsA mystery date that derails faster than a South Bank night outReflections on red flags, warm Prosecco, and the very definition of “not a love match”If you’ve ever questioned your dating app choices or wondered how bad it could really get — this episode has answers.Subscribe now and join us each week as real people share the real, ridiculous world of online dating gone off-script.

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    A Bed of Crisps, and The Wrestler #22

    Welcome to Telling Tinder Tales, the podcast where love, lust, and the lawless world of dating apps collide. Hosted by comedians Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood this weekly comedy podcast dives deep into the weird and wonderful world of modern dating.In this episode, we meet Dan, a London-based content creator whose Hinge date brought 15 bags of crisps to his doorstep and Liam, an Irish stand-up comic whose night of wrestling nearly turned a one-night stand into a true crime story.Whether you're a seasoned swiper or happily single, Telling Tinder Tales delivers cringe-worthy moments, laugh-out-loud stories, and the occasional bit of heartfelt romance.🎙️ New episodes every week 🎭 Live shows at Buxton Fringe and Edinburgh Fringe Festival 📲 Follow us on Instagram &amp; TikTok: @tellingtindertalesPerfect for fans of: dating podcasts, real-life love stories, swipe culture, online dating disasters, Hinge and Tinder mishaps, British and Irish comedy, and spicy storytelling.👉 Subscribe, rate us 5 stars, and you might just get a free bag of crisps. Give us 1 star… and prepare to be power bombed.Thanks to our Guests: Dan aka Luscent @singsongdan Podcast: Criminally UnderratedLiam Duffy @duffywhenwet

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    Lonely Hearts, and A Hollywood Love Story #21

    In this funny and feel-good episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome two fantastic guests: actress, comedian, and writer Helen Lederer, and marketing exec Dunstan Kesseler.Helen kicks things off with a wonderfully awkward Lonely Hearts dating story from the pre-Tinder era—complete with a Guardian newspaper, an uncomfortably long hand-holding session, and a wife. She shares the kind of tale only she could: self-deprecating, sharp, and filled with charm.Then, Dunstan brings the unexpected: a wild night out in LA involving tequila, Big Wangs (yes, the bar), a Drew Barrymore impression, and a romantic twist. It’s the kind of story screenwriters dream of—except it’s all true.🎙️ Featuring hilarious anecdotes, thoughtful questions, and behind-the-scenes glimpses into dating then vs. now, this episode is perfect for fans of dating podcasts, romantic comedy lovers, and anyone who’s ever swiped right—or answered a Lonely Hearts ad.Thank you to Helen Lederer @helenlederer and Dunstan Kesseler @dunstankesselerMentioned in this episode:Timeout Magazine, The Guardian, Big Wangs LAHelen Lederer’s memoir “Not That I’m Bitter” Fawlty Towers play (West End run through September!)Dunstan’s father’s book Unreliable Memories (maybe?) 🔗 Connect with us: 📸 Instagram: @TellingTinderTales 🎭 Catch us LIVE at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival ⭐ Love the show? Leave a 5-star review and help us grow!#DatingPodcast #HelenLederer #EdinburghFringe2025 #TinderFails #RomanticComedy #FunnyPodcast #PodcastRecommendations #MeetCute #LoveStories #OnlineDating #ComediansOnDating #BigWangsLA

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    Penguin Pebbles, The Fantasy, and The Switch #20

    Telling Tinder Tales is back with another hilarious, heartfelt, and occasionally horrifying look at modern dating! In this episode, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome three international guests—James from Australia, Elena from Italy, and Joseph from Nigeria—to share their most memorable and jaw dropping dating stories.From a summer romance in Sheffield that began with a Facebook mishap to a bizarre one-night stand involving tea, pizza, and role play, to a long-distance connection gone very sideways thanks to unexpected Snapchat sexting —this episode dives deep into the wild world of online dating.🗣️ Topics include:Long-distance love storiesHilariously awkward Tinder datesRole play gone wrongDating across culturesFaith and relationshipsThe blurred line between connection and fetishisationWhether you’re a serial swiper, a dating app dropout, or just here for the drama, this episode delivers laughs, cringe, and maybe a little hope for love in the digital age.James: Take Off and Landing📌 Perfect for fans of dating podcasts, funny real-life stories, and conversations about relationships, Tinder fails, and dating culture.👉 Subscribe, rate, and share if you’ve ever had a dating experience you thought only happened in movies (or nightmares).

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    Ends with a Cuddle, Reddit Love, and A Brief Kink Encounter #19

    In this laugh-out-loud and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Telling Tinder Tales, your hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome three brilliant guests with three wildly different dating stories—from cringe-worthy encounters to serendipitous romance.🎙️ First up is Bondy, a musician, who shares a cautionary tale about dating while still living with an ex and how a well-meaning profile update in Paris accidentally tanked a budding connection.📚 Then, author Lauren joins us from California to recount how a viral Reddit post about emotional oversharing led to not only a book deal but also meeting her future husband—yes, from a DM on Reddit! It’s a real-life rom-com for the digital age.🎭 Finally, Ben—actor, writer, and brave soul—recounts a jaw-dropping experience on a lesser-known kink dating app involving a café, a notepad, and a urological themed interrogation. You’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll never look at a café date the same way again.Whether you’re dating, swiping, or just love juicy stories about modern romance, this episode is packed with honesty, humour, and a touch of horror. Tune in for cringe, chemistry, and a few cross-shaped surprises.—Follow, subscribe, and leave a review—5 stars might just get you a DM from Thomasin (or a marriage proposal). One star? Well, let’s just say we know a urologist…Guests:Bondy https://bondykaye.com/music/Lauren https://www.waterstones.com/book/looking-for-something-serious/lauren-josephine/9798989116614Ben @benmansbridgeactor / @littlenugget.pictures/Follow us @TellingTinderTales on TikTok and Instagram

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    A Fairytale in New York, A Wannabe Chopper, and Invisible String Theory #18

    In this hilarious and heartwarming episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by three unforgettable guests from around the world sharing their most outrageous and unexpected dating stories.🎤 First up, viral comedy singer and filmmaker Harper the Fox dials in from Idaho to reveal how a toe-shoe-wearing date nearly cost her a job — but somehow led to marriage, kids, and a lifetime of creative collaboration.✂️ Then we hear from Phil, a London-based hairdresser whose flirty plan to skip the queue at a nightclub spirals into a surreal, terrifying evening with a man obsessed with an Australian serial killer (yes, really).💃 Finally, UK podcast producer and dancer Alicia tells a real-life rom-com tale of a three-time almost-missed connection that ends with love, fate, and a Tinder match that actually worked — set against the glamorous backdrop of Weatherspoons and student nights out.This episode is packed with laughs, near-misses, toe-curling awkwardness, and a surprising dose of romance. Whether you’ve swiped left, right, or deleted your dating apps entirely, these stories will leave you entertained, horrified, and maybe even a little hopeful.Harper the Fox @harperthefoxofficial and CopsVsWhores.comFollow us: @tellingtindertalesGet in touch if you have a tale: tellingtindertales@gmail

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    Parking Problems, Lockdown Love, and Clowning Around #17

    Welcome to another hilariously heartwarming episode of Telling Tinder Tales, the podcast where your favourite hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood invite real guests to share their wild, wonderful, and downright weird dating stories.In this episode, we welcome Angie, Liam, and Emily, each calling in from across the UK and Europe to reveal their most memorable dating experiences—from romantic mishaps to accidental meet-cutes.🔥 Highlights include:Liam's date in Edinburgh, complete with a protective German Shepherd, broken shelves, and parking issues.Angie's unexpected lockdown romance sparked by a Zoom quiz.Emily's jaw-dropping clown school adventure in France, where seduction took the form of white-boy rap battles and pirate improv.Expect awkward confessions, witty banter, emotional vulnerability, and some serious lessons in love, compatibility, and crisis management. Whether you’re a dating app veteran or still clinging to romantic comedy dreams, this episode is full of laughs, cringe, and genuine connection.🎭 Featuring real people, real stories, and real chaos from dating apps and the world beyond.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review—because five stars might just save someone’s parking ticket. 📍Follow us on Instagram: @tellingtindertales 🎤 Catch our live shows in Derby, Edinburgh, Shrewsbury, Buxton, Colchester &amp; more.Guests:Liam Wallace @drawn.andquarteredEmily Haldane @dfilthdrag theperformeremily.com/about-me/

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    An Awakening, and The Oxfam Dance #16

    In this episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome two brilliant guests, Aram from East London and Austin from Lincoln, for a journey through love, loss, and late-night absurdity in the world of dating.💔 Aram shares a deeply personal and poignant story from the pre-Tinder era of Yahoo Messenger in Iran — a blind date that turns into a disappearing act, and the unexpected self-discovery that followed. From navigating oppressive cultural norms to exploring early stirrings of sexuality, her tale is as heartfelt as it is eye-opening.🦌 Austin, meanwhile, brings the laughs with a chaotic night out in a goth nightclub while dressed as Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer. He introduces us to the "Oxfam Dance", a brutal yet hilarious phenomenon that people with disabilities face on nights out. His story of being hit on, ghosted, kissed, and stared at by a fiancé—all in one night—is nothing short of wild.✨ Themes in this episode include:Online dating before TinderQueer awakening and cultural identityDisability and dating experiencesNightlife chaos and emotional resilienceFunny, awkward, and very real modern dating failsWhether you're swiping, ghosting, dancing awkwardly in a mascot costume, or accidentally calling your high school crush—this episode is for you.🎧 Listen now for an honest, hilarious, and occasionally heartbreaking glimpse into real people's dating lives. If you love modern love stories told with heart and humour, you won’t want to miss this one.👉 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @tellingtindertales 📬 Got a tale to tell? Email: [email protected] 🌟 Like the show? Leave a 5-star review—and maybe even get a phone number.

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    A Bearded Dragon, and Same Time, Next Year #15

    In this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome two unforgettable guests, Alex and Iga, as they share some truly wild and unexpected dating adventures from the world of modern dating.Alex recounts a nerdy romance gone sideways involving red shoes, a romance with an escort, and a very literal cuddle from a bearded dragon—not to mention a stolen Batman doormat. Meanwhile, Iga relives a surreal annual hookup tradition sparked by a blurry beach party in Spain, complete with drunken salsa lessons, an Instagram mystery man, and some very public intimacy.🎧 Whether you're into awkward first dates, funny Tinder stories, or tales of sex work, science, and salsa, this episode has it all.This episode delivers a mix of laugh-out-loud moments, real human connection, and unexpected insights into modern romance.📲 Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @tellingtindertales ⭐ If you enjoy the show, please rate us 5 stars and share the laughs—every review helps us grow!Thank you to our guests:@alexwattcomedian@igayvuelta

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    The Liar Detector, A Not So Smart Driver, and The Look-A-Like #14

    Welcome back to Telling Tinder Tales, the hilarious dating podcast where real people share their most unforgettable, cringe-worthy, and heartwarming dating stories—from dating nightmares to unexpected love stories.In this episode, we hear three wildly different tales from our guests KC da Rookee, Sam, and Marysia. From a private detective with a weird infatuation and a lie detector , to someone disappearing mid-date, to a surreal date with a non-English-speaking Italian heartthrob, this episode is full of laughs, red flags, and a surprising amount of public transport drama.💬 KC shares his rollercoaster journey from serial swiper to a Tinder success story.💔 Sam opens up about getting stood up mid-date and how she bounced back with style.💃 Marysia recounts a romantic misfire with a language barrier and a dramatic bus escape involving the police.Expect dating app disasters, sibling banter, club pick-ups gone wrong, and lots of comedic insight into the world of modern love. Plus, hear what our hosts and guests think about dating etiquette, cars as first impressions, and the need for emergency date-exit hotlines.Thank you to our guests!KC da Rookee IG @icreatemyownrealityMarysia Trembecka aka The Singing Psychic And Sam!

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    A Foot Massage, Gold Gloved Fingers, and A Goofy Kiss #13

    In this unforgettable episode of Telling Tinder Tales, your hosts Chris O'Neill and Thomasin Lockwood dive into the highs, lows, and absolute chaos of modern dating. With three wildly different guests—from a romantic theatre producer to a science-savvy singleton and a surfing Italian—this episode offers laughter, shock, and hope.🎭 First, we hear from Guy, who shares a sweeping love story that began with a spark, a foot massage, and ended in a fairytale romance. Paris, passion, and 16th-century cottages collide in a tale that proves when you know, you know.🌧️ Next, Elle, recounts the most cringeworthy date ever—complete with rain-soaked walks, warm gin from plastic cups, and wildly inappropriate conversations. It’s a horror show in Hampstead Heath that will have you laughing and cringing in equal measure.🏄‍♂️ Finally, Nico tells his sweet, surf-side story of meeting a stranger on the waves of Tuscany and how a year later, their love story turned into something real. With goofy kisses, spontaneous reunions, and deep connections, Nico’s tale is a warm reminder that real romance still exists.Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or a seasoned skeptic, this episode will have you laughing, nodding, and possibly texting your ex. Hit play, and join us for this rollercoaster of tale —from awkward beginnings to heartwarming endings.🔗 Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review if you enjoy the show! New episodes drop weekly, featuring the funniest, weirdest, and most relatable dating stories out there.The Shark is Broken - https://sharkmv.com/Twipes - fully flushable, biodegradable wipes. https://www.twipes.co.uk/

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    The Heckler, Awkward Dirty Talk, and The Seagull #12

    In this hilarious and unpredictable episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood are joined by three unforgettable guests—Mark, Alice, and Christian—for a rollercoaster of dating disasters, awkward first and second encounters, and unwanted heckles. Mark recounts the time he brought a Tinder date to his comedy gig. Alice shares her Austrian charm and explains why German is not the language for dirty talk. And Christian's tells of a second date is ruined by a seagull in Soho.Packed with laughs, cringe-worthy moments, and revealing insights into the world of online dating, comedy gigs, and cultural misfires. This episode is a must-listen for fans of real-life dating stories, stand-up comedy, and everything in between.🎧 Listen now and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!📲 Follow us on TikTok and Instagram: @TellingTinderTales📬 Have a tale to tell? Get in touch at Telling Tinder Tales.Thank you to:Mark Simmons - Quip of the MarkAlice Frick - The Anti-Self Help Book - Laughing LabiaAnd Christian Mcmills!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We've gathered comedians and folks from all over the world to tell us their tales of dating and romance.Listen for the successes and the shockers, the laughter and the tears, of connecting in the modern world.Hosted by Chris O'Neill and Thomasin LockwoodIf you have a tale to tell, please get in touch: Performers & PublicOr email us: [email protected] Tinder Tales is also a live show. Come join us and tell your tale!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @TellingTinderTales<

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