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Tepid Topics

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Welcome to Tepid Topics. Liam, Mike and Dixons are three best friends/morons who have been annoying each other since high school and are now in the podcast game together. Who'da thunk it?!Each of them has a week to forage for facts and look into a randomly generated topic that is given to them before discussing it on the show. In no way shape or form are they qualified to speak about these subjects. It gets silly, it gets idiotic and it most certainly gets tepid.

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Episodes

  1. ep. 43 // olives, eggs & scissors

    This is the season finale of tepid topics! thanks so much for listening to us so far. We've been going a year, can't believe it! In this episode Dix talks about the Archipelago islands and why olives love them. Liam gives the run down on why people who drink eggs are idiots. And finally Mikey...

  2. ep. 42 // snap, crackle & pop

    This week we discuss the rice crispies sprites, kind of... We all take one of these topics and run with whatever first comes to mind: snapping turtles, candles and fizzy pop

  3. ep. 41 // marshmallows, yogurt & Valencia

    In this episode Liam prepares for space flight in an unconventional way. Mike goes into far too much detail about his yogurt eating habbits and Dix tells us some lovely tales of a Spanish city

  4. ep. 40 // steps, porcelain & Rubiks cube

    hey there, its episode 40. Dix talks about his favourite band steps, and why they're better than the Arctic Monkeys... Mikey delves deep in to some tepid maths; thats a lot of geese. And finally Liam tells us the story of the OG fidget spinner - the Rubiks cube.

  5. ep. 39 // Times Square, Bermuda Triangle & Arctic Circle

    Hello, we are back after our small hiatus. This week we discuss places with different shapes in the name, see what we did there? Dix talks about chicken nuggets in Times Square. Mikey tells us whats really behind the strange happenings in the Bermuda Triangle. Finally Liam dishes out a some truth...

  6. ep. 38 // keas, pandas and marmosets

    Ka-Kaw i hear you scream, it's an animal mashup. In this weeks episode you will learn some feathery and furry facts about our little animal friends we researched. Mikey talks about a cheeky feathered chap called a kea (not the Swedish furniture shop). Dix talks about why pandas are likely good at...

  7. ep. 37 // ketchup, pubs, handbags

    It's handbags at dawn! Tepid topics episode 37 is here. You'll learn everything you ever wanted about ketchup and how to annoy everyone at the dinner table with ketchup facts. Liam takes you through the history of pubs and some of our favourite haunts. Finally Mikey gets passionate about where he...

  8. ep. 36 // tornadoes, superstitions and goulash

    Very superstitious about how silly this episode was. I don't think we have laughed this much since our pod began. We were very giddy before we even started so it went to 100 quite quick. If you can get through the giggling - Dix tells us about how fast you'll be thrown around in a tornado; Mikey...

  9. ep. 35 // Marvel Special

    This week we discuss all things Marvel, and probably trigger some die hard fans along the way. Liam takes us through its origins, Dix tells us about his favourite character you've never heard of, and Mikey trawled through the depths of the universe to bring you the worst superheroes ever thought...

  10. ep.34 // Special Guest: Brian Fisher (metalbybrian) - Welding, Fabrication & Bees

    It's episode 34 and this week we're joined by our good friend Brian. Brian knows his stuff about cars/vans and all things metal so it's nice to have a mate like that around when sh*t hits the fan and you need to change a lightbulb... (Dix still hasn't worked it out). It was a fun chat catching up...

  11. ep. 33 // Special Guests: Georgie & Nia (Diary of a Horny Teenager) - The Clitoris/Valentines

    Well hello, don't we have a lewd podcast for you to get your ears round! This week the boys are joined by Georgie and Nia from Diary of a Horny Teenager Podcast as they learn all about the mythical phenomenon that is known as the clitoris... The girls dispel all myths about this part of a woman's...

  12. ep. 32 // Special Guest: Michael Finney: US National Parks

    In this weeks episode we are joined by Michael Finney. Michael is a documentary maker/photographer/author and many more things that fall under the umbrella of content creator. He tells us the tales of the projects he's working on/worked on and what wild beasts to avoid if you're ever out on a...

  13. ep. 31 // Special Guest: Ben Marsden - Terry's Chocolate Orange

    This week we have a special guest on in the form of Ben Marsden. Some would say Ben is a guitar virtuoso, but we haven't heard him play wonderwall, so he can't be that good! We talk Ben's musical background and what he's up to, he also brings on a fantastic topic to discuss. Who knew you could do...

  14. ep. 30 // Special Guest: Owen Martin - Pablo Escobar

    Hola chicos y chicas! This week we are joined by a returning guest in the form of Owen Martin. Owen goes through what he's been up to and projects he's got in the works. He also takes us on a magical mystery ride detailing one of Columbia's most infamous drug lords. Anyone want to sponsor a…

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  15. ep. 29 // pizza, milky way & yellowstone

    Whats that, you want 1 hour worth of facts on pizza, well look no further! This weeks episode sees Dicky listing off all possibilities of pizza toppings from around the world. The Ham takes you to a galaxy not so far away and Michael gives you a run down of the best things he saw whilst on his…

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  16. ep. 28 // snow, fungus & feathers

    We're back and we're tepid! in the first episode of 2021 learn about a big snow woman, why it's not a good idea to get bitten by a rattus rattus and why dinosaurs were just overgrown chickens.

  17. ep. 27 // Christmas Special

    Lock up ya broomsticks its the Christmas special! For the final time of 2020 you are joined by Dix, Mikey and Liam as they traverse the seasons festivities. This week we are joined by Stef Rebaudo (resident artist and 4th member of the pod). We go through, Christmas pasts, weird Xmas traditions…

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  18. ep. 26 // pork, swings & archery

    in this episode hear the tales from 3 little pigs Liam, Mikey and Dix as they discuss if pork is actually that good; swingers in Estonia and skewered horses. Did anyone hear a goose?!

  19. ep. 25 // Hobbies: 90's, weird & tepid hobbies

    How many train time tables does it take to wipe out Harrogate? How much is your shiny pikachu card worth now? Where's the most extreme place you can do ironing? Find it all out in this weeks episode

  20. ep. 24 // Animals: endangered, strange & sea creatures

    We go in on weird and wonderful creatures that can be found on this planet we call home. There's also some nightmare fuel and a ferret phobia thrown in too! Enjoy

  21. ep. 23 // food theme: best of british, viking food & world delicacies

    This week we delve into some spectacular and horrifying cuisine... what dairy product did the vikings want to get knee deep in? Just what is a rumbledthump? and what weird food would we have a chomp on? Find it all out on this weeks Tepid Topics!

  22. ep.22 // Special Guests: Ben & Li (Unravelling Travelling) - Backpacking

    Welcome to our first guest episode of season 2. On this episode the boys are joined by Ben and Li from unravelling travelling; they have ditched the 9-5 and opted for quite a different lifestyle and we dig it! We get into life on the road living from a van, to their topic of backpacking around...

  23. ep. 21 // Halloween Special - mysteries, facts & ghost stories

    Tepid Topics is back and kicking this season off is the Halloween special! Join Liam, Michael and Elliot as they go through some spooky mysteries, Halloween facts and some absolutely ridiculous stories that will have you question why you tuned back in to this podcast... Enjoy!

  24. ep. 20 // 20 facts, year 2000 & anecdotes about 20

    It's our 20th episode and also the season finale. In this episode you'll want to sit back, pop a raisin in your champagne and chow down on some wonderful stuff about all things 20. Link to the tepid token GIF:...

  25. ep.19 // executions, cacti & vaccines

    Best way to get bumped off throughout history? Fancy some facts about our prickly friends? Anti-vaxxers favourite band the vaccines? find it all out in this weeks episode

  26. ep.18 // conspiracy theories

    come conspire with the tepid idiots where we go over a few silly conspiracies found on the wonder that is the interweb

  27. ep.17 // bakeries, disasters & caves

    what bakery mistakery happened in London? what dirty disaster occurred when Dix played football? What cave should you never enter on a night out in Harrogate? Find it all out in this weeks episode!

  28. ep.16 // tattoos, bears, & bridges

    What part of your body is the 0.2% you don't want a tattoo? how fast would you have to be to outrun a bear? what was the bridge too far? Find it out on this weeks tepid topics!

  29. ep. 15 // coins, sugar & pigeons

    in this episode Liam talks about going all in on internet money. Dix preaches to you about the downfalls of sugar and Mike looks in to buying his own racing pigeon. It's episode 15 of tepid topics - enjoy!

  30. ep.14 // volcanoes, seashells & carousels

    she sells sea shells by the sea shore, and other nonsense in this weeks episode of tepid topics. biggest carousel? biggest volcano? best place to go beach combing in the UK? WE GOT YOU FAM, find it all out on this weeks episode!

  31. ep.13 // stadiums, giants & horlicks

    What games get left on a cliffhanger? Was Goliath actually that giant? What does 'instant' taste like? find it all out on this weeks tepid topics

  32. ep.12 // pilots, earthquakes & snakes

    What is Dix's favourite seaside drink? What did show should definitely have been produced but never did? Just how big is Liam's snake? Find it all out on this weeks tepid topics! Artwork by @cherrybomb_draws

  33. ep.11 // Special Guest: Craig Evans (Flying Vinyl) - Indie Music

    This week we chatted with Craig Evans, head of the company Flying Vinyl. We delve into what the company does and Craig's beginnings with it as well as his thoughts on the music scene in general and his cracking first ever gig (hint, it might not be as cool as you might think). If you're in to...

  34. ep.10 // space special - transpermia, rockets & planet x

    In this weeks episode of Tepid Topics we take a trip into space. We discuss the mysterious realms of our solar system, animals being blasting into orbit and threw some big smelly aliens into the mix for good measure. Why do the FBI want to hunt us down? Will Dix deliver with his Dizzie Rascal…

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  35. ep.9 // Special Guest: Owen Martin - tragic band names, cats & tomato sausages

    This week we have a good old catch up with our old pal Owen Martin (singer, songwriter, future glasto headliner). We discuss some tepid cat facts, the worst band names we could find and share some cracking stories of the shenanigans we once got up to. What blatant fact did Dix not know this week?...

  36. ep.8 // Special Guest: Theo Trep (Are You Happy?) - Film Making

    This episode was a corker! we had a great chat with Theo about his channel (Are You Happy?) and his film making journey. Theo travels the world and asks strangers, are you happy? This evokes a range of responses and profound reactions. A bit more of a serious and deep conversation this week and...

  37. ep.7 // asia, laundry & shovels

    Did Mikey's dial-up internet and excessive alcohol consumption, alongside Liam's mid-episode takeaway deliveries stop the us from bombarding you with truly tepid facts? No, no it did not. Who stole Liam's dirty undies? What is the coolest fish known to man? Does Elliot ever finish his research?...

  38. ep.6 // guinness world records - food and drink, the human body & animals

    Welcome to our Guinness World Records special guys! We've chocked this bad boy full of facts, gross-ness and truly bizarre tales. We hope you enjoy this one, we had a lot of fun making it! How much does it cost to bring the boys to the yard? Who IS Big Jake? Who squirted what through their…

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  39. ep.5 // Special Guest: Stef Rebaudo - Blackpool Pleasure Beach

    Our very own first ever guest Episode! Stef comes on to talk all things weird and wonderful about Blackpool Pleasure Beach. From feet pics to ghosties to Dix's blow hole, brace yourself for another zany adventure with the tepid gang alongside our favourite (only) podcast artwork creator, Stef...

  40. ep.4 // dogs, metallica & parachuting

    Welcome to episode 4. Strap in, buckle up and prepare yourself for a truly mediocre next 90 minutes of your life. Which pants did Mike soil when he was 5? What (out of the 1000 things it could've been) triggers Dix's anxiety this week? What movie makes Liam cry more than Cristiano Ronaldo? Find…

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  41. ep.3 // munich, mash & dwayne johnson

    Hello, welcome to episode 3. We learnt this week that Munich has a lot of large things, Cadbury came out with a surprising product in the 70's and that Dwayne can eat a lot of hamsters. Enjoy! <3

  42. ep.2 // badgers, tiny houses & honking

    Join us this week for the 2nd full episode of Tepic Topics. It's a bit of a longer one this week but that means we have even more quality (average) content and hilarious (hmmm) stories for you all. Why was Mike scarred by his Basingstoke childhood? Which crazy project did Liam find out about…

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  43. ep.1 // breweries, elephants & radiology

    Welcome to the first ever full episode of Tepic Topics. Liam, Mike and Dix discuss the unbelievably gripping subjects of breweries, elephants and radiology. Why is Usain Bolt getting yeeted? What made Dix so annoyed he punched a door? Who stole our limelight this week? You'll find the answers to...

  44. the pilot // let's get this showboat on the road

    Welcome to the pilot episode of Tepid Topics. Strap yourself in and brace yourself for some stupidity, random facts and utter nonsense. This week, Liam, Mike and Dixons test the waters and launch the podcast (finally!). Have your mind blown with the most mundane facts we could dig out and prepare...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Tepid Topics. Liam, Mike and Dixons are three best friends/morons who have been annoying each other since high school and are now in the podcast game together. Who'da thunk it?!Each of them has a week to forage for facts and look into a randomly generated topic that is given to them before discussing it on the show. In no way shape or form are they qualified to speak about these subjects. It gets silly, it gets idiotic and it most certainly gets tepid.

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Welcome to Tepid Topics. Liam, Mike and Dixons are three best friends/morons who have been annoying each other since high school and are now in the podcast game together. Who'da thunk it?!Each of them has a week to forage for facts and look into a randomly generated topic that is given to them...

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