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Terribly Long Voice Memos

by terriblylongvoicememos

This is a place for the voice memos of me rambling about various media that I intend to send to friends, but that my phone and google drive don't have enough space for

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Episodes

  1. If You're Still Not Gonna Play Disco Elysium

    Part 2 featuring more spoilers and my newest trope obsession

  2. For Anyone Who's Not Gonna Play Disco Elysium

    There may be a part 2, this is all incoherent, I just need to tell you about the worst dice roll ever :( (spoilers: they got my boyyyyy) also AYYY 69

  3. Community (4.10-4.13)

    POV: you're sitting on the closed toilet as I clean my bathroom and rant about Troy and Abed and Jeff and Abed and Britta and Abed and...

  4. Community (4.6-4.9)

    YES I am thinking about abed. YES I am thinking about the trench coat I just bought. YES I am projecting. if you didn't know all three of those facts then I have no clue why you're listening to this.

  5. Community (4.1-4.5)

    weirdly personally relatable episodes, but what's new???

  6. Community (3.20-3.22)

    Long time no see, it's Abed loving hours o'clock again once more

  7. Community (3.16-3.19)

    I am physically reaching into my computer and stealing all of abed's fidget toys

  8. A Ranking Of BBC Ghosts Characters By Fun Activities I Would Do With Them

    I'm so sorry this exists but every word of it is truth

  9. Community (3.11-3.15)

    My seinfeld impression is about as good as my donald duck impression, unfortunately

  10. Community (3.6-3.10)

    boopy doopy boop doop SEX

  11. Pro-Cringe, Pro-Pie

    An argument for Doing Things Just Because You Saw Them On A TV Show And It Looked Cool

  12. Shapshifting Movies (But No, Not Like That)

    Someone who knows nothing about aspect ratios talks about aspect ratios for 20 minutes

  13. Firefly (Vibes Only Discussion)

    This is the kind of show that I wish I watched with someone because I had lots of little comments that were hilarious at the time but I think this is just 30 minutes of me thinking space cowboys = fun

  14. Foreign Films With Unconventional Child Rearing

    If you have anything to add to the current list of C'est Quoi Cette Famille?!, Sul Più Bello, and Badhaai Do, please do let me know

  15. Handsome Devil and Other Sports Movies

    Aka mostly me talking about rugby-related media and not actually having thoughts

  16. Death and Taxes (But Mostly Death)

    I really wish I had recorded myself live playing through this game the first time because then you'd've heard the intense psychological dilemma I was in every single second of every single round

  17. Top-Rated Alien TV Show

    Or: the benefits and dangers of living your life like it's a movie, ft. brief mentions of the Divergent trilogy and Community

  18. Our Flag Means Death: It's All About The Petrified Orange

    I Did miss the most important thing from my first recording of this which is my anger at the fact that so many characters use dinghies to traverse great swathes of ocean. impossible. terrible. literally the only bad thing about this show.

  19. Watch Pushing Daisies and Receive an Electronic Emotional Heimlich

    No spoilers beyond the first episode, just me pitching why you should watch this show for its tiny acts of love, ridiculous mysteries, and a heck of a lot of pie

  20. The Clone Wars (1.1-1.11)

    We're in this for the long haul, boys. Or: Kit Fisto is joining my escape room team and also brings the total Jedi wink count up to at least two.

  21. A Dream Told Me To Watch The Clone Wars (2008 Film) Instead Of The Original Trilogy (Sorry)

    Uhhh only minor spoilers because I get distracted by parent/sibling relationships and jedi mind tricks and clone culture

  22. Telepathic Bonds And Stuff

    POV: you're sitting on a beach with me and I'm talking to you about intimacy (Things I was reaching for and failed: a homomorphism, which is a specific type of one-to-one function for groups, and the term "mortifying ordeal of being known")

  23. Solo: It's A Movie

    I think the only reason I talked about this movie for nearly an hour is that I was very disjointed and I've now gotten into the habit of being longwinded about everything

  24. My 100% True Theory About Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003)

    Some direct quotes from my notes that didn't make the cut: why is kit fisto so ripped??? oh so THIS is ventress. genderqueer icon dooku’s gay little flight they took away the clones’ kiwi accent >:(

  25. Revenge of the Sith Novelization, or: (Un)Fuck Qui-Gon Jinn Part 2

    Well now the first part of this isn't even uploading fully, but no matter what I Will share my 2+ hour opinion about this book I swear to god

  26. Revenge of the Sith Novelization, or: (Un)Fuck Qui-Gon Jinn

    We come full circle. I talk for literally 2 hours, 40 minutes of which gets deleted. I should have listened to myself when I said "maybe I shouldn't do this all in one go." fuck, see you in 40 more minutes I guess

  27. Revenge of the Sith, or: (I Promise I'll Stop Saying) Fuck Qui-Gon Jinn

    Main takeaway: Padmé deserved better, Palpatine looks like a creepy turtle

  28. Attack of the Clones Novelization, or: (I Genuinely Didn't Mean To Say) Fuck Qui-Gon Jinn (Again But I Did)

    Ft. more philosophizing and "Let me remind you of our absolute commitment to capitalism"

  29. Phantom Menace Novelization, or: (A Much Softer) Fuck Qui-Gon Jinn

    Like said at normal speaking volume instead of shouting

  30. How Have I Not Talked About Time Loops On Here Yet?

    (probably because I talk about them All the time in real life anyway)

  31. Attack of the Clones, or: Fuck Qui-Gon Jinn (Again)

    I forgot to talk about my theory that all the characters have crotches literally made out of steel because they Do keep jumping onto animal mounts from tall heights and not even wincing

  32. Phantom Menace, or: Fuck Qui-Gon Jinn

    Be warned. I'll probably talk exclusively about Star Wars for the next month.

  33. Transcribing vs. Translating vs. Writing

    The (likely) one and only time I'll talk about nonfiction. Link to the Smithsonian Digital Volunteers Transcription Center: https://transcription.si.edu

  34. Best Episode in Bly Manor

    This one's slightly less scary than Midnight Mass but sorry in advance Sasha

  35. "A Sentient, Gender-Queer, Teleporting Street"

    I can't talk in this one for some reason but it's more queer character time, Doom Patrol edition

  36. Video Games Based On Other Media

    I just think life is about must play pretend be character. Also I'm running out of clever title ideas.

  37. Soul, or Time To Rethink My Life I Guess

    Content warning: brief mentions of themes of suicide Disney???? disney did this?? Disney???

  38. SINGLE ALL THE WAY GAY CHRISTMAS ROMCOM!!!!

    This is the shortest audio note/memo that I've ever done on here and I'm Never listening to this again because I'm sure it's not coherent anyway, I can't tell if I make my best content or my worst content after consuming free beverages I get from work.

  39. Black Sails Does Finales Well Pt. 2

    I may Actually finish watching this show sometime this year, wild thought

  40. Luca (or, Another Queer Allegory That Made Me Cry)

    The last time I saw this movie was almost 4 months ago to this day and yet somehow I can talk about it for almost as long as the movie is

  41. Surprise! Black Sails Villain Circles

    In which I'm slightly tipsy and can't remember Governor Fuckface's name Edit: It's Woodes Rogers! Never would've gotten that one

  42. How I Amuse Myself When I'm Alone (Excerpt)

    With reference to The Greek Interpreter.

  43. Montague Siblings Book 3: How To Do Good Sequel

    Hello yes this book is a good example of how to make good "and then they grew up" sequels (minus one thing but yknow)

  44. The Aurora Cycle Confuses Me

    Apparently it's also being optioned for TV so that's cool?

  45. Community (3.1-3.5)

    Remedial Chaos Theory is in this one and it's the best

  46. Community (2.21-2.24)

    These are some GOOD episodes

  47. Community (2.17-2.20, plus 2.14)

    Back on schedule, sorry I did half of this right next to a highway, it couldn't be helped.

  48. I Shouldn't Have Watched Midnight Mass

    EDIT: Dev Patel is not in this movie. Sheriff Hassan is played by Rahul Kohli. A sarcastic tumblr post about how Rahul Kohli, Dev Patel, and Riz Ahmed are seen as interchangeable by casting directors taken seriously, my one coherent thought of "wow I guess a beard really Can change your whole...

  49. Stories That Make You Want To Make Stories: An Interlude

    Ft. Community (obvs), Ghosts, Mythic Quest, Wayward Children, and Leagues and Legends

  50. Community (2.11-2.16, minus 2.14)

    Mathematically impossible cootie catchers are discussed

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This is a place for the voice memos of me rambling about various media that I intend to send to friends, but that my phone and google drive don't have enough space for

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