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Text Before Calling

by Sean Fau-Burnitz & Eirc Wheeler

Comedy

Two guys you don't know talking about things you dont care about.

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Episodes

  1. TBC-306 - Godzilla Vs Kong (Watch With Us)

    Watching on HBO max queued up to the WB logo at 12 seconds in.

  2. TBC-305 - GORE

    - GORE- With Eric Wheeler, Joe Bonier & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  3. TBC-304 -The People Who Tell You What You Want To Hear

    - The People Who Tell You What You Want To Hear- With Eric Wheeler, Joe Bonier & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  4. TBC-303 -You’re Allowed to Swing in an Eruv

    - You’re Allowed to Swing in an Eruv- With Eric Wheeler, Joe Bonier & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  5. TBC-302 - War Crime Fighters

    - War Crime Fighters - With Eric Wheeler, Joe Bonier & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  6. TBC-301 - The Stallone Crusades

    - The Stallone Crusades - With Eric Wheeler, Joe Bonier & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  7. TBC-300 - Watch With Us - Rambo -2008

    Join us as we watch the 4th installment of the Rambo series.. Rambo (2008)

  8. TBC-299 - Tankies For The Memories

    - Tankies For The Memories- With Eric Wheeler, Joe Bonier & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  9. TBC-298 - Derek Dreams of Micro Penis

    - Derek Dreams of Micro Penis - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  10. TBC-297 - The Ballad of Henry Miller

    - The Ballad of Henry Miller - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  11. TBC-296 - Dumbo Drop Nasty

    - Dumbo Drop Nasty - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

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    Please visit www.patreon.com/FauCast to donate to your favorite show

  13. TBC-295 - A Cabin In the Woods

    - A Cabin In the Woods - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  14. TBC-294- Reenactments

    - Reenactments - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  15. TBC-293- It’s so easy to disappoint you

    - It’s so easy to disappoint you - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  16. TBC-292 - Yellin’ at Birds

    - Yellin’ at Birds - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  17. TBC-291 - We’re Talkin’ ‘Bout Cow’s

    - We’re Talkin’ ‘Bout Cow’s - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  18. TBC-290 - Angels With Filthy Souls

    - Angels With Filthy Souls - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  19. TBC-289 - Fear

    - Fear - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  20. TBC-288 - Lazy Naming

    - Lazy Naming - With Derek LaPorte, Joe Bonier, Tim Snow & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  21. TBC-287 - Coffee Talk

  22. TBC-286 - UnAmerican Towel

  23. TBC-285 - Slander

    Eric "The Wheelman" Wheeler returns

  24. TBC-284 - Spit-Ballin

  25. TBC-283 - Uber eXxy

  26. TBC-282 - It’s Not Uranus

  27. TBC-281 - Challenges & Risk Management

  28. TBC-280 - Sci-Fi Spot-Check

    Sean and Derek get in to some movie and tv talk.

  29. TBC-279 - Secret Division

    - Secret Division - With Derek LaPorte & Sean Fau, Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  30. TBC-278 - Biscuit Screams

    - Biscuit Screams - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier & Sean O'Brien Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  31. TBC-277 - Whoozy

    - Woozy - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier & Sean O'Brien Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  32. TBC-276 - The Artistry of Michael Bay

    - The Artistry of Michael Bay - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier & Sean O'Brien Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  33. TBC-275 - Feigning Outrage

    - Feigning Outrage - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier & Sean O'Brien Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  34. TBC-274 - Podcasts are not good for people

    - Podcasts are not good for people - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier & Sean O'Brien Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  35. TBC-273 - Money Laundering Enthusiasts

    - Money Laundering Enthusiasts - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier & Sean O'Brien Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  36. TBC-272 - Garbage Thoughts

    - Garbage Thoughts - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier & Sean O'Brien Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  37. TBC-271 - Nothing But Seam

    - Nothing But Seam - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  38. TBC-270 - Flagrant Fau

    - Flagrant Fau - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guest Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  39. TBC-269 - Still Cooking

    - Still Cooking - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  40. TBC-268 - Feelin’ Hornsby

    - Feelin· Hornsby - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  41. TBC-267 - Uncle Fester Force Ghost

    - Uncle Fester Force Ghost - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  42. TBC-266 - Cashing Out

    - Cashing Out - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  43. TBC-265 - Oh Canada, A galaxy far far away

    - Oh Canada, A galaxy far far away - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  44. TBC-264 - WOULD You do it?

    - WOULD You do it? - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  45. TBC-263 - Beautiful but Sexless

    - Beautiful but Sexless- With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joey Bonier Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  46. TBC-262 - Music of The Seans

  47. TBC-261 - The Text Before Calling Reunion Tour- ‘Let’s Call it Off

    - The Text Before Calling Reunion Tour: ·Let·s Call it Off - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Joe Bonier. Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  48. Last Minute Christmas

    Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  49. TBC-260 - Billy Jackin’ Around

    - Billy Jackin· Around - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Tim Snow. Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

  50. TBC-259 - Life is Long and Inherently Boring

    - Life is Long and Inherently Boring - With Eric Wheeler & Sean Fau and Guests Derek LaPorte & Tim Snow. Music By; Daren Sprawls,: Ghostislandproductions.net

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About this show

Two guys you don't know talking about things you dont care about.

Hosted by

Sean Fau-Burnitz & Eirc Wheeler

Produced by Sean Fau-Burnitz

Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Text Before Calling have?

Text Before Calling has 300 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on April 29, 2021.

What is Text Before Calling about?

Two guys you don't know talking about things you dont care about.

How often does Text Before Calling release new episodes?

Text Before Calling publishes weekly, based on its 300 episodes since July 2016.

Who hosts Text Before Calling?

Text Before Calling is created and hosted by Sean Fau-Burnitz & Eirc Wheeler.
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