Episodes
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Ep: #41 MG3
I really don’t remember what we talked about but I enjoyed it nonetheless. I hope you do too
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Ep #40: The One With Angelo
Angelo joins me today-- I think I had his permission. I tell him about the impact of his passing and what I did for my birthday. I love you, Angelo.
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Ep #39: Creepy Guy Mike
Mike gets creepy and MFG doesn't help. Pretty standard procedure!!
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Ep #38: Tiff Time
I get to speak with my sister about walls and clothes (for shorter peoples) and trying to stay awake in the car. And an even dose of shade and empathy for Mama Lam.
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Ep 37: Michael Cries
I think there's something so powerful about getting to be you and all of you and for there to be an environment or a community that never makes you feel bad. Or that there's this story of my relationship with Brandon where we've hurt each other so many times but have learned how to care for each...
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Ep 36: Birthday Brandon
A lil birthday podcast for the Birthday Brandon. It's just crazy that we've been through so many pushes and pulls and this hour long conversation was the culmination of 25 years of being brothers.
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Ep #34: Sex and Compliments; Separate Issues
With her new microphone, MFG (My Favorite Guest) and I, in true amateur fashion, tackle sex shaming, compliments, and how we've navigated both.
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Ep #33: Product Placement
I just wanna be clear that I have no patreon and the whole thing is a lie because I want to make it seem as if I'm totally official and I make money and i'm cool and i'm awesome. But none of that is true except for being cool, which only happens when I wake up because it's cold as shit in the...
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Ep #32: Nighttime Bullshit
Back-to-back episodes, and this was recorded on 10 mgs of Melatonin washed down by flavorless Pedialyte (which by the way isn't flavorless, it tastes like elbow sweat). Irresponsible? Yes. Fun? I hope so. But only you can be the judge of that, huh? And that means you have to listen to the whole...
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Ep #31: Return From the Vow Of Silence
Had more time on my hands so I occupied one with the mic again and hopefully, if the stars align, I pick up some momentum. Also, someone said I made money off of these but I don't put up any ads, so stop asking me for money-- I have zero of them.
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2 Sides and All Friends
There's a minimum of two sides to every story and I just think that that's important to remember. That experiences and stories are subjective to the narrator and rarely the entire truth. But all my friends deserve a thank you today. I love you guys.
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Lost
Life, it has good stuff and bad stuff. And one of the bad things is when your fucking waiter is watching you input his tip and you end up tipping more than you want to. And the good stuff is making friends. I like friends. Thank you to Alyson for listening to the ep with me before I posted it and...
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New Friend Anna
Alyson, my dumb dumb, lovely cousin brought one of her best friends over and her name is Anna. And we just all had such a good time and in a sequence of possibly too serious of episodes, I was waiting to put one out that had a little more shine to it. Thank you to Anna, Alyson, and Ron.
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Family, Unconditional Love, and Pats on the Back
I'm in this place where I have the freedom (by design) to challenge existing ideas and so this one's the one where I find my own values when it comes to family and unconditional love. To my Mom, this home, and a family with Ron and Alyson; thank you thank you.
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Menno Helf and Both Realities
Hey. It's not a typo. I just walk this Earth with my own custom made pocket dictionary. Menno Helf Michael slang for Mental Health and today I had a boxing match with fears of the future. Thank you for your ears. Always always.
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Mike Crashes the Anniversary
It was an accident. And I felt genuinely terrible! So fuck off. LOL This ep's thank you thank you is for Jimmy and Mel who were so fucking nice to have me. I hope I never overstay my welcome.
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The Random Caller... Let's Call Her Tomathan.
Mike and Tomathan talk about the Haunted House, living with Alice, and Jacking Off Hansen. All good things! Sorta..
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Bad Jokes: A Side Effect of Self Love
Is it too intense for me to say that i'm an advocate for self-love? Or.. understanding who you are and what you want and what's good for you? But sometimes when you have no one to really please, you might find yourself only making jokes for yourself. And the only one laughing is you. This one…
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Scorpio Mike
Michael explores the validity of his horoscope, but he has low expectations and more fun than he expected to have. And Darren gets a nice shoutout in the end. Thank you.
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Talking Sunday Shit
There's a part of me that I had to put away, but I'll always enjoy talking shit... and having shit being talked to me.
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Broken Piggy Banks
My glorious educational resume and the beauty of metaphorically breaking your piggy bank. Thank you so much, thank you so much.
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Jeff: The Original Episode (Bonus)
This was my first attempt at the Jeff episode, but it didn't come out the way I wanted it to. Whatever, he's trash. He's actually blaming me RIGHT NOW for turning on the microwave. What an idiot..
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Jeff: The Actual Episode
This one's a little different. I just really wanted to talk shit and have a good time, but I had to come to terms with not being able to do that. Jeff is my roommate and my friend and this episode is about the friendship that exists between us. Too wordy, Mike. Fuck off.
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Chinese New Year Pt.2 (The Slightly Better Episode)
Upon further review, Michael delves deeper into the meaning of Chinese New Year and with that, the consequent ideas of culture and cultural appropriation. I don't know how I was able to have so much fun with this ep, but I hope I made some good points. And if they aren't good, I hope that at…
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Chinese New Year Pt.1 (The Bad Episode)
Michael's in an emotional rut and he's trying to figure out why he's upset with Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day, which both land on the same weekend this year. Anyway, this episode is NOT fun. Please enjoy!
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Mike, Michael, and the Sprained Ankle.
Hey, Mike. You're my favorite guy and I will both willingly and enthusiastically put my hand on your dick tonight, big boy. You deserve every pump. Please ski better, idiot.
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Kenny, Elaine, and Some Stupid Wedding Ideas.
Good people and Stupid Ideas. It's the perfect combination of honest sentimentality and soy sauce on the brain. Thank you, thank you.
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To Gina and Mona
After a 2 week hiatus, Gina reminded Mike to get back to the podcast. So thank you to Gina, thank you to my therapist, and some online dating exit strategies. Thank you, thank you.
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Daddy Darren
Mike and Darren test out a guest episode and you see how even Michael's friends can simultaneously care about him and keep six feet of distance. Mike ends up happy and Darren gets a happy ending.
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The Evolution of Masculinity: A Historical Fiction
Michael's fictional, but plausible history lesson on the evolution of masculinity. Maybe went a little overboard with the soy sauce today.
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23 N' Me
But really, who is me? And what does the 23 know about-- me? It's another quest to uncovering identity or a lackthereof. Thank you, thank you.
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The Sit-Down Piss
Michael sits. And tries to breakdown the trivial differences between sitting and standing.
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My Butthole and Me
Michael sees his own butthole for the first time and challenges sexuality just cause it's fun. Maybe wait till after dinner for this one.