That Ain't Happenin' Podcast

Welcome back to That Ain’t Happening—the podcast where we take one look at modern baby culture and collectively say… yeah, no.This episode? Oh, we’re diving headfirst into all things baby: babymoons (because nothing says relaxation like traveling while 7 months pregnant), “keger pregger” culture (we have thoughts…so many thoughts), sip-and-sees (a baby meet-and-greet or a snack-based social obligation?), and the ever-growing list of events that somehow require a registry.Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

This week on That Ain’t Happenin, we’re exposing scams—aka the reason none of us answer the phone anymore. We’re talking fake emails, sketchy DMs, and ‘too good to be true’ deals, plus how to spot them before your bank account and dignity take a hit.Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we talk about things that absolutely should not be happening—like someone planning your future together after one good date. Today we’re talking love bombing and Valentine’s Day, aka the Super Bowl of red flags wrapped in heart-shaped candy.Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

“Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we’re talking housewives from the 1950s to now—back when a spotless home was a personality trait, dinner was on the table at 5, and nobody ever talked about stress… versus today, when surviving the day without losing your mind is the real achievement. From pearls and casseroles to messy buns and iced coffee, we’re breaking down how the role has changed—and how some of the chaos somehow stayed exactly the same.”Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

“Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we talk about things that absolutely should not be happening… like losing your entire mind because someone didn’t use a turn signal. Today we’re diving into road rage—why driving turns normal people into unhinged NASCAR rejects, and how a 10-minute commute somehow feels like a personal attack.”Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

This week on That Ain’t Happenin, the crew unwraps the madness of Christmas—from panic-shopping on December 24th to pretending you totally love that gift you’re definitely re-gifting. They roast holiday traditions, questionable family behavior, and the snacks that mysteriously disappear before guests even arrive.Then it’s on to New Year’s resolutions: the bold promises we make, break, and rewrite by January 3rd. Gym memberships, budgeting plans, “new year, new me”—yeah, okay—classic That Ain’t Happenin.Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

This week on That Ain’t Happenin, the crew breaks down the full Thanksgiving experience—from the big meal to the day’s traditions and the chaos of Black Friday. They debate must-have dishes, talk about how to actually spend the day without losing your mind, and share their best (and worst) Black Friday strategies. A fast, funny guide to surviving the holiday, That Ain’t Happenin style.Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

🎃 Ghosts in polyester capes, candy negotiations that rival Wall Street deals, and costumes that looked way better on the packaging—welcome to our Halloween special! 👻 We’re diving into the chaos of trick-or-treating, reliving our best (and most embarrassing) costume choices, exposing Halloween pranks gone wrong, and debating the scariest—or cheesiest—movies of the season. If you’ve ever traded three Smarties for a single Reese’s, or sprinted from a motion-sensor skeleton, this episode is for you. 🍬💀Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

“Welcome to That Ain’t Happenin’—the podcast where vacation dreams get smacked in the face by vacation reality. You start out picturing cocktails by the pool, and end up arguing over whether the hotel smells like feet or the Airbnb comes with free raccoons. The travel agent swears it’s a ‘hidden gem’—yeah, hidden for a reason. And don’t even get me started on traveling with kids… because nothing says ‘relaxing getaway’ like hearing ‘are we there yet?’ before you even leave the driveway. So buckle up, grab your neck pillow, and remember: that dream vacation? Yeah…that ain’t happenin’.”Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

🎙️ “Welcome to That Ain’t Happenin’—the podcast where common sense goes to hide, chaos gets a front-row seat, and life’s curveballs are basically our batting practice. From catfish bullying, to homeowner confessions to HOA headaches, and those so-called homeowner warranty ‘protections’ that never cover what you actually need—you name it, we’ve probably rolled our eyes at it. So buckle up, laugh it off, and remember: whatever it is you’re going through today…that ain’t happenin’.”Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared! 

This week on That Ain’t Happenin’, we’re exposing the chaos that comes with living in the age of fakes. From catfishers using AI-generated photos, to fake news stories spreading faster than PTA gossip, to back-to-school supply lists that look like they were written by a robot—nothing is safe. And don’t even get us started on helicopter parents who think tracking their kid’s every move is the new normal.We’ll laugh our way through the scams, the deepfakes, the absurd headlines, and the over-the-top parenting fails. If it looks too polished, too scary, or too extra—trust us, that ain’t happenin’.Hit us up at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared!Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared!